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If that Tunisian guy no fast, hin for tear net o

Mikel no dey fast o, see am?

These Naija players are fasting too o!

The formation that'll beat Tunisia is 9-1-0 with a little help from the referee for a penalty kick after bribing him of course!

^ You are welcome! How's Mother Russia?

I don't need to read anything to know he was sent off for kicking an object that was confirmed not to be a football while on the touchline. I mean WTF, if they don't clamp down on such it won't be long before he starts kicking assistant referees and other coaches. They suppose ban am for 6 matches sef.

@poster, abeg leave ward for warder! The worst refereeing decisions in the last decade was Chelsea Vs Barca, 2nd leg champions league. The referee didn't get sanctioned then and you want this one to get sanctioned? Thats not feasible.

I don't have hygienic questions but I have questions on hygiene! Here it goes: how do I sterilize my garden gloves? -Sodium hypochlorite or incineration?

Vuitton:
@ Poster

Looking for treasure = Gold digging

There you have it. Q.E.D!
Ujujoan just out-smarted herself with her smart thread.

ofokasibe:
i pity her, i heard she was born with a silver spoon,. . . this is not funny at all. sanusi why now?

Sanusi wan steal the spoon for Yar'adua make hin take chop beans.

princekevo:
Someday someone will come on NL and ask
Papa and pikin which one senior?
trust NL the person will also find the answer.

Yeeeeeee! I wanted to start that thread tomorrow before o! I was even hoping for front page like this dumb thread got.

@poster, which do you prefer- Malaria or AIDS?

Seun!! Comot this thread o!

@poster, which do you prefer- Malaria or AIDS?

Seun!! Comot this thread o!

adaku123:

IGNORANCE PERSONIFIED

ROFLMAO ,  U tried to cure a Genital Sore on NairaLand AND you are calling me a MUMU!!!

Omo, you bad o! LMAO totally. @lolly D, if you hear that there's 'killer air' in the atmosphere you'd hold your breath forever abi? If I knew how to start rumors then people like you and CY09 would be extinct.

@Le Moor, I'm totally cracking up here. Thats some funny stuff.

These moderators/editors are funny o! Check out the title on the front page: What to do if you married the wrong person? I'm not a language student but it seems they are advising us with a question!

Who wants to bet, once she's finally let loose and returns to her bank, she'll make sure Oceanic bank buys generators for EFCC so that when the next CBN governor 'sets her up' she'll be ready.

Gosh! These EFCC people dey try o! They actually have 4 walled rooms; check out the triangular rooms in some police stations.

CY09:
SinceI think u should taste it den tell us wat could be d killer agent.

See this one! Ok, I just ate the KILLER BEANS(5hrs ago), the KILLER agent is an Amino acid called lysine but it doesn't kill smart people, only dumb people, so I'd advise you not to eat it!

@reindeer, don't mind these detractors. Hardly anyone appreciates Drs for the little or big things. Most
people only know they exist when they are ill or when there's a strike.

Whats wrong with these ones? Its only Drs mistakes they'll see.
@oluschen, if you had a problem with your left testis and a Dr removed the right one and thus you had to loose both then too bad! It happens, even in the US of A and ikennahill's precious Ghana. You should've sued the Dr, now lack of testosterone is making you talk rubbish on a public forum.

anochie:
there was a time in university days when we are abt to take our semester exams.my friend was reading in d dead of d night n d mum was sleeping n all of a sudden, d mum shouted her name n when she rushed to d mums rm she saw her sleeping deeply n was calling out some topics on that course my friend was afraid den in dmorning she confronted d mum over what happened last night n she said shes not aware of what she was talking.
THAT morning she confided in some of our friends in sch dat we shld just glance thru d topics incase if it come out
some of us take it as childs play n some took it serious n read d topics .
when we entered d exam hall, 70% of d ques came frm d topic n when we came out we started accusing her of seeing d paper bf d exam
so it do happen to some pple

What?!? You sound like you still don't believe that your friend saw the papers before the exam; she did! Anyway, that was sleep-talking not sleep-walking. I once talked in my sleep saying the sun will soon rise and guess what? -It did. Duhh!

spikedcylinder:
What?!?!? Enemy of progress.

Softly softly nau. I don't want Gov Fash dead! If you read the whole post you'll know I meant: No cause for alarm; like Marwa did that time or you don 4get?

[quote author=lolly-d link=topic=317586.msg4462424#msg4462424 date=1251816515]try the killer beans first and you shall know what is there

mumu[/quote]I think her question was relevant. What makes the beans a KILLER? Is it a chemical or biological agent, or even juju? A good article or source will iron things out.

Isn't it the same type of beans that was alleged to be killing people during Marwa's time? We need Gov Fash. to cook and taste it in public.

Source please? Oh sorry, it was poster's Dad!

ikennahill:
@muzbo,hv u asked yourself why national teams have psychologists and not psychaitrics.

Maybe because they can't afford them? Of course, psychologists are needed to prevent an eventual visit to psychiatrists.

ikennahill:
i am not an optometrist,i belong to a learned profession.

What is it?

ikennahill:
pls see the bulletin of WHO jan 2008,to see that uncorrected& wrongly corrected refractive errors could lead to blindness.

Just wanted you to prove it yourself.

ikennahill:
An optometrist saved me from going blind after an ophthalmogist nearly made me blind when i was young.

Aahh haa! Now the plot thickens. This is why you hate Drs and love optometrist. You were too young to differentiate Dr from Optometrists.

ikennahill:
@muzbo,hv u asked yourself why national teams have psychologists and not psychaitrics.

Maybe because they can't afford them? Of course, psychologists are needed to prevent an eventual visit to psychiatrists.

ikennahill:
i am not an optometrist,i belong to a learned profession.

What is it?

ikennahill:
pls see the bulletin of WHO jan 2008,to see that uncorrected& wrongly corrected refractive errors could lead to blindness.

Just wanted you to prove it yourself.

ikennahill:
An optometrist saved me from going blind after an ophthalmogist nearly made me blind when i was young.

Aahh haa! Now the plot thickens. This is why you hate Drs and love optometrist. You were too young to differentiate Dr from Optometrists.

nuzo:
Dude,. . . Chinese Immiga cant be on the look out for me when they are begging me to marry one of their own. That's the much I can tell you about myself. (if u want to know more about me, look out for me on Oct 1st lightupnigeria rally).

As for Amaka the mamiwater, I bind the day I would think of dating such a ghetto lunatic!

Guy, bring back enough glass jump-through hommies for the rally o! If they can be filmed jumping from the 3rd mainland bridge by CNN it will show the world we are serious for our cause.
Also bring along the Miss Chun Li you are about to marry and introduce her to THE AMAKA.
She'll be there to receive you both!

Ujujoan:
Hey I didnt say I was looking for anything, Billioniare or Wooing.

Its a lie. I know you as a lazy multi-billionaire seeking self-acclaimed Richie rich. Do you think we forget easily? Abeg leave ward for warder!

Ujujoan:
As a matter of fact, I lifted the OP from a friend's post on FB. And the more I thin about it, the more I realize that its true.

So you are now an advocate for your possè of broke contemporaries abi? Why can't you just tell the truth that you lifted it from your own facebook page?

Ujujoan:
Guy no longer do those things. Even when they do, they expect you to be their slave just cos they paid for your house. 

Why don't you buy your own house and leave seperate from your husband. Just remember to leave your maid with him.