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Stupid thread! In this age?

And please water without yam is also dangerous o! DON'T TRY IT AT HOME.

wudd:
hey buddy, its nairaland, you dont take every reply too serious okay, ease off brotha,

Oh yeah? Original posts can be taken seriously but not the replies to them! - HILARIOUS. Gotta sleep now.*yawn**- Seriously o!

wudd:
LMAO, you hang your own server outside abi? , nl ooooh! ma guy dey hear server think say naa antenna.

See this one o! Do I have to put 'lol' @ the end of my post to indicate I was joking?! WELCOME TO NAIRALAND- Where you don't believe everything you read! Joke's on you now.

tkovie2002:
. . .But I have this feeling that Nairaland and  are on the same server,  because a -hosted site i tried to access at the same time nairaland was down, was also down, and now some updates that were done on the  site are also missing until a particular date and time, Can someone please explain this?

I stand to be corrected though

Nooooooo!! Guy, aliens from outer space visited you causing you to lose track of events during their visit. Better check for any sore bumps on your skin just in case they implanted any listening device(s) on you! Or better still just call- 0800-123-SCULLY.

@Seun, I heard that some birds collided with the server and caused it to crash, is it true?

Genevieve's kinda guy is the one she can dump whenever she likes but Mr. Koko no be that kain person!

Someone died and there's argument. Na wa o!

Yar'adua's corpse has arrived the stadium being carried by the service chiefs. What simplicity! . . . .

Maybe he met the psychologist during a session if you know what I mean. . . or WTH do we have to know!

, 'ti o ba wo solè bus stop è lo ma ti bolè/, mi o le fight fun è mi o kin sè OSHIOMOLE'/ - Dagrin(Pon pon pon)
Even Dagrin would be disappointed if this story is true. . . seeing as the guy don they fight for himself.

snowdrops:
This saga has only exposed oshiomhole for who he truely is;

A deceptive, self-serving, corrupt, two-faced drama queen.

Yeeeeeeee! FATALITY.

'Even if I did die young who cares/ all I ever got was mean-mugs and cold stares/'( Tupac Shakur- Death around the corner)
Aint no mean-mugging this homeboy. Would've given you a big GRIN if I'd met you here! 




RIP Hommie!

'Oh me lord! tell me what we living for/ everybody dropping on ** knocking on Heaven's door/' - Tupac Shakur(Only God can judge me). Rest with a GRIN.

Yeah, where's the light?

If not because I have 2 million Naira in my pocket right now I'd have said the poster made a mistake n actually meant Naira

Chei, if the guy had a bomb now its KABOOM!! . . . then into the atlantic.

These birds just keep trying to kill people. Hope the United States would label the Avian species a terrorist unit so we can all buy avescides n kill 'em all.

Funny thread! You want to know how to get a good man yet most girls prefer the 'bad ones'. My days of being good were over a long time ago n 'good girls' like y'all love me!

IBB is a fool for what he's trying to do but I always knew that if Nigeria were gonn breakup it would've happened a long time ago. . . Still not impossible though.

Girl: I love you. Guy: As what na?- your future husband or your 'no long thing'?

I wonder when guys will stop fooling themselves with this 3 word crap. Wait till the girl says it first then tell her you don't know what to say!

Ayemokhia:
Pls, tel me. My grlfrnd left me b'cos of my tribal mark.  For 1nce, I nw feel special 2 hav dat precious, lovely, unique, outstandin, e.t.c tribal mark. Oh, Y me God  ? Xcludin wat I wnt thru b4 nd afta meetin her.                    SPEAKING MINDS

Your girlfriend sucks, did you get your tribal marks after you started dating her?, or why did she now leave?

Till it happens,

Who cares who hin be sef?

Brain damaged? Cool!

It should hold. Look terror in the face and say aaghhhh! 90% of people never knew there was a seperatist group in Angola and fact is they exist around the world so nowhere is really safe!

It should hold. Look terror in the face and say aaghhhh! 90% of people never knew there was a seperatist group in Angola and fact is they exist around the world so nowhere is really safe!

Yea, even my 1000th post is dedicated to Messi! Incredible footballer.

Sincerely I don't see why you are blaming ambulances for use of siren. If you are talking about a hearse using a siren then I'll accept because its a big difference. Lets face facts, you cant see whats inside an ambulance so how can you tell its a dead body or guns thats being transported? How many of you respondents have given way to a siren blaring ambulance on the road? But I'm sure you'll almost drive off the road for one useless siren blaring Hilux transporting an expatriate because the occupants have guns. Please poster lets get things straight here; a hearse in a funeral procession is not an ambulance on duty so don't generalise and confuse us!

I heard Conoil on Broad street sold late on Saturday night. . . Coded runs! They might do it again.

^ lol. Korean indeed.