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Once knew a girl who told her bf they couldn't kiss because she hates it yet she did it with me like a pro! I'll never understand women but who cares! Maybe that mouth odour stuff others are saying is true.

Get breast implants, cosmetic surgery for your face with those 'come and get me' looks and then be intelligent. But first make sure he's not blind o or you'd have wasted money(because you girls, na only go una dey hear)

@poster, those 3 girls are related and are working in concert. They almost got me too but I 'broke' away before they could 'broke' my heart.

y me:
they end up breaking your heart because you dont give them the respect they need
you look down upon them because you feel they cant get away from you
just because they were the ones that did the talking

Exactly! That what girls do to guys because it is guys that do the talking. Being too 'forward' no good o!

@poster, girls are confused creatures( sue me ). From experience, a girl might long for you yet when you approach she'll put you on hold. Further research will reveal she has some other guys on a line sucking up like you so that @ the end of the day she'll get to draw a graph of variables in her head about who to choose but eventually will still go mini mini myni mo. Aint that crazy? Yes, you need to toast just to get in that line!

lbotus:
Candylips
the summary of wat i wrote is that a guy need to see beyond wat she potrays herself to be.No matter how good she is in pretence, u will always know her character if u have the 6th sense.

Oooook. . .the 6th sense! So whats that? Where do they sell this 6th sense?

y me:
at first it is hard to read a ladys character
but as time goes on it becomes easy

So we should adopt the trial and error format. Oh, I'd love that!
It means I can hurt the first 6 girls in my bid to understand the 7th. Why should she be hard to read in the first place?

Wishful thinking! Its not even 100 days yet. It may happen sha if Yar'adua becomes ASUU president overnight!

What kind of work do you do? If you are a cab driver somewhere I doubt if you can browse and work @ the same time except you are trying to kill people!

As a man, disclosing your salary to your wife is like telling the vulture where the meat is. I'm not saying women are vultures o but they do come close. . .well. . most of them!

Apart from a lightening strike causing the mast to collapse on your head I don't think there's anything to worry about. The cancer stories are inconclusive but so are the stories that TVs, VCRs and their remotes can cause cancer. The way the world is going tech wise, we should just pray for a cure for cancer.

ikennahill:
Mzubo.an optometrist is a doctor.whether u like it or nt.a vet.dr is a dr,whether u kil ursf wt envy or not.

I'm not denying that but my uncle is also a Dr. (he has a ph.d in English literature or something) so when next your myopia comes up you can go to him and let him read Shakespeare to you. That'll work! And what is it that you do again?

No pastor wan kpai but dem wan go heaven!

naijatoday:
Welcome to Globalization, firing is happening around the world due to the economic downturn. Instead of doing ours when the world did theirs our CBN governor  and the bank crooks were lying that everything was fine. The truth is the banks took bad risk that resulted in losses and now they MUST recognize the loss.  What we are going to see in the next few months is a correction, a lot of banks got too big too fast and went on a hiring spree. Some of this banks went beyond their means.

True talk! Now we must face the music. Stupid pre-CBN; they never plan!

unitee:
no I dont mean that I mean men should not do things that changes the character of their women

A girl changing her character as a reaction to a perceived injustice is understandable. The question here is: All things being equal, can you know a lady's character? And the answer is NO! Guys have nothing to do with it, the girl in her bid to be smart usually out-smarts herself.

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unitee:
yoh at times guys make us change who we are, you get in a relationship so innocent they abuse you , cheating at every turn, but when you change they dont take full blame they now start labelling girls and say they hide their character

thats why at times I pray for me to be able to live alone and happy without the hussle of being heartbroken blah blah blah

Oh, you mean cheating guys make girls reveal their hidden character? Thats a new one! What about girls that don't need cheating guys to help them reveal their true character? I believe they out number the former.

Even primitive creatures like the male mantis/spiders are never sure if the female wants sex or food until they get eaten up, not to talk of advanced female humans that are so smart that they keep out-smarting themselves! Don't try to understand them.

^lol

Would you like to read a book I borrowed last week titled: 'All men know about women.' The only thing is that the pages are blank.

@rickie4us, which one? The lady or the shoe?

The answer is simple; such women are losers but you'll never get them to admit it!

@adexfem, I'll pls like to know if there's port congestion at the moment. And no matter the situation, how long will it take you to clear a container of 4 cars once I hand you the BL and all.

Dele DIABY Adeleye

time wasting ooooo

Make Taiwo go play shot

Time wasting

Fasting good o, so far the Tunisians have proved it. I hope they resume the match before they have the chance to break the fast,

Thank God o, HALF time

Martins will make a cameo appearance, I just confirmed

The Tunisians are using 14 players. . .I counted.

HAND BALL O! Referee abeg do ojoro.