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erico2k2:
This is not true, in the UK we sell ourself petrol, you got to hanle the Pump yourself  and then g inside to pay at the til, or some pumps have credit/debit card terminal, you dont even  have to intaract with no one.,the only reason why this cant happen here is that guys would drive away  and wont pay.

I was just refering to the science behind the danger of selling fuel yourself not the morality of whether you pay or not afterwards.

Seun:
Yeah, but do you have any post-Boko-Haram pictures of Kano?

Yes, I do but. . . but. . .th. . the SSS guys seized them. They mentioned something about tourism but I didn't care, I just bolted like Usain Bolt!

Outstrip:
Why can't you pump it yourself. I mean will they stop you from doing that if they are standing right there?

That could be dangerous- there's something about static electricity and fires that makes it so. I think the best way out is to tell them to log the price into the machine and then hands off and allow it sell. What do y'all think?

@poster, your GF sucks!! Ok, tell her you'll leave NL if she stops wearing makeup(hope you can stand that). She'll say:'thats not fair'!! Trust me, its a win-win.

@uju, that my convict guy with tear-drop tattoo na Igbo. Nothing do you!

Yeah, go on being shallow. I know its out of your control.

hackney:
This equals 10m in less than a second.
That is 3 lengths of  six feet every less than a second.

Wow. he must have a biological advantage of some sort.

My pet Cheetah will outrun him anytime! So will Jake the tortoise anytime he chews on the opium leaves in my garden.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312623.msg4391931#msg4391931 date=1250803948]He is not into any kinda drugs. . . . .
I meant his blood system is naturally blessed with more RBC(Red Blood Cells) than what humans require.
The RBC gives him an avalanche supply of oxygen to power his legs for a longer distance than his counterparts.
He is abnormal.[/quote]High RBCs would give him endurance with long distance races not sprints! His advantage in sprints is powerful muscles, longer legs/strides, and whatever techniques to reduce wind drag.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312623.msg4391931#msg4391931 date=1250803948]He is not into any kinda drugs. . . . .
I meant his blood system is naturally blessed with more RBC(Red Blood Cells) than what humans require.
The RBC gives him an avalanche supply of oxygen to power his legs for a longer distance than his counterparts.
He is abnormal.[/quote]High RBCs would give him endurance with long distance races not sprints! His advantage in sprints is powerful muscles, longer legs/strides, and whatever techniques to reduce wind drag.

Kai, this Bolt guy fast o! @uju, Bolt is the guy for you. I think he's around 23 years or something(you are too old 4 him) but he'll be rich by 30 though I think he'll reject you because he's finer than you!

ThiefOfHearts:
Oh ga o

How did "single mom" enter the equation

Aaahhh! You didn't notice she's sooo indigent with an extra mouth to feed(see photo in her profile) that she desperately seeks a maga to pay her bills.
While she's busy planning to break the bank of her maga, Usain Bolt is busy breaking 200m WR in 19.19 secs. I dey go watch Bolt jare!

Ujujoan:
Dont you guys think you've given me enough responses to my question 

Why dont we let this thread die a peaceful death na . . Abi una no get anoda thread to respond to on NL?   

You are right for once. I think I'll bail since the original op is a selfish scared a$s I-think-I'm-too-much money loving single mum who can't even declare her assets but wants to get it all and give nothing back! !

Ujujoan:
Dont you guys think you've given me enough responses to my question 

Why dont we let this thread die a peaceful death na . . Abi una no get anoda thread to respond to on NL?   

You are right for once. I think I'll bail since the original op is a selfish scared a$s I-think-I'm-too-much money loving single mum who can't even declare her assets but wants to get it all and give nothing back! !

@uju, once again here's everything about you.

MUZBO:
1. Beauty: 4/10- Don't contest this o. You sound smart though selfish but I know beauty is inversely proportional to intelligence in most cases, so you get 4.

2. Assets: (a) Two 5 bedroom duplexes in Lekki.- try sleeping in all the rooms.

(b)3 exotic cars costing 4-6 mills each.- Can they fly? Try removing all the passenger seats so your selfish self can ride alone.

(c) 10million in fixed depo at Oceanic bank.- bad investment babe! Brace up, the Ocean is coming to your doorstep.


3. You are a rocket scientist.- That don't impress me much.

I know I gave you more than you are worth but its what I do. Even your cousin will like me.

Ok, thanks. Be back soon!

Uju, the rocket scientist, pls declare your real assets before you return from your trip to space. Pleeeeaasssee!

waterworks:
chaii you are more than materialistic. you are even stupid on top.

I believe a guy that doesn’t have all these things at age 28-30 might never be rich again
shakes head
how old are you and what do you have?

Lol. She won't tell you but read my previous post to her- I gave her all she could ever ask for. . . and more, yet she wants it all and doesn't want to give up any.

oluajana:
Jimoh Ibrahm was actually right when he said there is no rich man in Nigeria. He said the so-called billionaires are nothing but glorified debtors to banks. He mentioned himself, Aliko Dangote, Femi Otedola and others as debtors to banks but billionaires to people. He was indeed right when some people in this house and other media abused him for labelling Dangote’s name as debtor.

Yes o! Imagine this, we hail rich men who are indebted to banks that lent them our money!

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Ujujoan:
Good for you!!

Now about the assets . .  they are way above your league so forget it okay?   

C'mon! Try me nau. Ok lemme help your scared a$s.

1. Beauty: 4/10- Don't contest this o. You sound smart though selfish but I know beauty is inversely proportional to intelligence in most cases, so you get 4.

2. Assets: (a) Two 5 bedroom duplexes in Lekki.- try sleeping in all the rooms.

(b)3 exotic cars costing 4-6 mills each.- Can they fly? Try removing all the passenger seats so your selfish self can ride alone.

(c) 10million in fixed depo at Oceanic bank.- bad investment babe! Brace up, the Ocean is coming to your doorstep.


3. You are a rocket scientist.- That don't impress me much.
N.B: with all these plus a better score on beauty, you are still at the middle of the food chain in my league.

@uju, thanks, I got rid of the bile. Why are you afraid to rate your beauty, declare your asset and reveal your discipline? Sebi you too much? Oya start!

@adex, how much to clear a container of 4 cars, model 99, 01, 01, 04. They were paid for on friday and are already on the sea, so how long before I get the Bill of Laden. They seem to be wasting my time. Thanks in anticipation.

@uju. i just told that my Portugal-based hommie with the tear-drop tattoo about you. He said you should name your price but I cautioned him that you are in it for the longhaul. He didn't seem to believe me- he mentioned something about experience.
I wonder what that was all about. Any ideas?

@uju, where are you? Are you busy 'scaming' one hapless unsuspecting drug-dealing young a$s scumbag.

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=310952.msg4376141#msg4376141 date=1250619648]No wonder the late MKO bedded over 200 women in his lifetime.
They know that some airheaded women will do anything to be one of the chosen bedmates of a rich man[/quote]Lol. Helium-headed actually. Air is too heavy. Uju has her head in the clouds.

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=310952.msg4376141#msg4376141 date=1250619648]No wonder the late MKO bedded over 200 women in his lifetime.
They know that some airheaded women will do anything to be one of the chosen bedmates of a rich man[/quote]Lol. Helium-headed actually. Air is too heavy. Uju has her head in the clouds.

@uju, I'm waiting o!

Ujujoan:
Dont blame me for not wanting to bear ur children,

Never mind! I don't want you to buy the children afterwards with all your money.

Ujujoan:
cook you food,

seriously?! I thought career women like you don't know how to cook. I'm not tempted.

Ujujoan:
take care of your home and also take care of ur bills. There a reason why you are the Man!!

Nooo! I'd leave you to handle your own bills. Apparently you can't, thats why you need a rich guy.

Ujujoan:
Why are you obsessed with who the girl is? She's cute right? That's where it ends for you!!  

I just wanted to hear you say she's your niece but I guess I put you in a tight spot.
Please answer my previous question: declare your assets, grade your beauty and reveal your discipline. Don't be scared.

@uju, yeah, I'm broke. Tell a friend! . . who's the girl then?- you? Don't make me laugh. BTW I didn't start the After-one thing, @jidobaba did. Pls read well next time.

Ujujoan:
@Uche I know u r surprised at my 'rich now poor later' philosophy. But I'm thinking that the chances of a rich man going broke is less that that of a poor man getting rich. I know I can never be poor; even if I marry a poor man!!

Tell me what you studied, grade your beauty sincerly on a scale of 1-10, then declare your assets and I'll give you 5 scenarios which might make you poor- thats assuming you don't know how to pull triggers!

[quote author=nwa-uwa link=topic=310952.msg4374753#msg4374753 date=1250608383]How did u find that out?  [/quote]Duhh!! She has a picture of a 5 year old girl on her profile page. She'll say it's her niece but since her thread exposes her as being selfish we know she's hers!!
@uju, she's cute BTW.

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Ujujoan:
I know I sounded a lil bit ambitious, but I also know 90% of you all talking here wants comfort as well.

What I have to offer in return is totally irrelevant; and the fact that I dont date broke guys does not make me a Golddigger!

I dont intend to settle for an abusive or demeaning relationshiop with my hubby, but I dont intend to settle for a broke one either.

I just need to feel a sense of financial security for me to be content in a relationship or even in marriage. Otherwise I'm just going to feel the guy's not man enough!!

I'm prepared to build a future with a guy, I just dont want to start from the scratch!!

Oh so you want them 'Made Niggaz' right? I have just the right guy! He's 30, he was jailed for 3 years in Portugal for alleged drug possession, came back n bought houses in Lagos, oil wells in the south n stuff, buying cars is like buying food to him and though someone said he has 2 kids I'm sure he's not married. Sure you don't mind.
N.B: Disregard the tear-drop tattoo on his face. Someone said it means he killed a woman but he'll tell you its a birth mark. Indicate if you want his number.