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Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Muzikluva(m): 3:30pm On Feb 07, 2019
Topccy007z:
If you are not ready for marketing, I mean tedious marketing, don't apply for any UBA job. I'm speaking from experience
Don't mislead people please. You saying "any UBA job" is preposterous. You should rather narrow it down to the marketing department
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Muzikluva(m): 3:18am On Feb 07, 2019
Sandieeee:
I don't want to quote you but please calm down. I wrote the test and I am a primary 5 class teacher, yes the questions were so easy that one can finish on time but did you use your extra time to read calm down and understand a question before answering? it might have been too easy that you made alot of mistakes. Next time calm down and read well.



please when is the next banking school coming up
Well said. I finished on time and had extra time upto like 17-20mins. I went over everything one by one from the beginning to the end before I hit the submit button. Sometimes one just has to be really careful.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Muzikluva(m):
adachisom25:
Feb 11th
How sure are you please? Still going for my last interview today and if this is correct, it means banking school will commence on monday?!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Muzikluva(m): 2:09am On Feb 07, 2019
Sheq:
This has to be the most terrific and time wasting test i have ever been to all my life... i have aced many test that are gmat based.... this uba test isnt even hope to stage two mathematics...very basic... i finished up the 50questions before 30minutes... i even still sat down and got tired and went off 17minutes before time....


Its the most simple test ever...and should never even have been used to judge a job seeker abilities... guess what happened? I finished and i was told unsuccessful? I have never felt so terrible... i still know more than 25 of the questions in my head.... what is median, antonyms and synonyms? Meaning of xenophobic, antonym of emend?


I felt so terrible... i trekked for over an hour for this test ... and paid double the normal transport fare ... i would never attend a uba test invite again in my life.

The girl calling an telling someone she was in the receotion wasnt even asked a question during the prechat and was given successful by the computer.... i have been told uba does that normally, their are good at using connects well.

God bless them......
Its because the processes of other banks are slow , thats ehy one is writting other tests ... one will keep waiting



Uba thank you o
Lol... I really don't know what to say to this. Better luck next time tho!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Muzikluva(m): 10:51am On Feb 05, 2019
Sheq:
hello... pleaae what questions where tou asked before the test ....and what was the test like
For those asking about the pre chat and test. It was quite a smooth process. Well organized. The pre chat just entails questions like "tell me about yourself, tell me about UBA". Not too many questions. You might also be asked a question from something on your credentials not clear to the interviewer. The test was basic mathematics, synonyms and antonyms, critical reasoning which includes comprehensive passages. 50 questions for one hour. Success!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To Pay For National ID Card From 2022 – NIMC by Muzikluva(m): 9:21am On Feb 01, 2019
Oma307:
wahala dey
I have registered since 2014 now and I haven't hear anything from the organization. to me, they are the most useless organization in Nigeria
I swear... Registered same year and still haven't heard shii from the idiots and they are talking about paying... I wish I could slap the person who said that. they have become redundant... absolutely useless group that should be reformed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Muzikluva(m): 12:00am On Jan 30, 2019
petrusson:
I just got a mail from UBA for the 2nd interview..
Please is they any WhatsApp group that I can join?
When did you do the first interview with HR pls?
SportsRe: Alan Hard: Notts County Owner Puts Club For Sale After Posting Nude On Twitter by Muzikluva(m): 7:30pm On Jan 29, 2019
Babyforever:
I already stated it up there huh
You were not being specific grin tongue
SportsRe: Alan Hard: Notts County Owner Puts Club For Sale After Posting Nude On Twitter by Muzikluva(m): 3:52pm On Jan 29, 2019
Babyforever:
Anyone with the pics of his d....k lipsrsealed sorry pics of the club should pls help a sista huh
Which help do you need grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Bambam Looks Adorable In New Photo by Muzikluva(m): 5:08pm On Jan 27, 2019
EPSBLOGGER2:
Ok

Make #50,000 to #70,000 weekly without referring by just doing simple online mail processing.
Proofs available.
Ask me how
How? Sounds too gkod to be true
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Drives Into Offa Town In Kwara State, Residents Cheer (Photos) by Muzikluva(m): 4:28pm On Jan 27, 2019
See the length of the convoy a senate president is moving about with. Nigeria was a country!!!
CelebritiesRe: Princess Vitarah Stepped Out In Bra Top For An Appointment With Dentist by Muzikluva(m): 1:50pm On Jan 26, 2019
Jenniferblogger:
US-based Nigerian rapper, Princess Vitarah shared these saucy photos of herself rocking skinny jeans and a knitted bra top which flashed her underboob.

She wrote: 'Going to my dentist appointment today... wish me luck'

see more pictures

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2019/01/psy-rapper-princess-vitarah-stepped-out-for-an-appointment-with-her-underboob-on-display-photos/
If this isn't stupid then I don't know what else is! And to think when this dumb lady is dressing up in her room and a guy barges in... Hell would be let loose. They would dress up in private and still come out naked. Where is the sense in thathuh! Some women don't even realise that the nipples they hide is not what excites men. It the whole succulent mass that so many of them expose now that excites men. Only a man with self-control can stand strong these days.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Muzikluva(m): 12:01am On Jan 25, 2019
Funtan:
Congrats! Just be confident. Trust in God sha. During my interview, I was stuttering. Lol. I already believed I wouldn't be called for the second interview. Just be yourself. You should know details about UBA though, you might be asked. Like chairman, GMD, vision. I was able to chip in current news about the group on my day of interview and the interviewer sef wasnt aware. I believed that gave me an edge
Thanks bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Muzikluva(m): 8:21pm On Jan 24, 2019
Funtan:
Mine took three weeks. You might be lucky though and get a mail from your HR to come for your interview in a week's time
My HR just invited me for an interview 3days after I took the video interview and psychometric test although they said they would contact me in 3weeks time. I was so happy and surprised to see the invitation.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by Muzikluva(m): 3:39pm On Jan 23, 2019
fixedhollies:
US (eBay), phones and laptop...
Please can we talk? Please. teddydaniel7@gmail.com.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by Muzikluva(m): 3:44am On Jan 23, 2019
fixedhollies:
2014, it all started, when i was an undergraduate, i noticed that whenever i have a gadget people wanna buy it... Fast forward to service year 2015, i started importing power bank and flash drive, i started with Alawi, though i receive some back up like 5 to 10k from home. After nysc, i taught 4 one year and few months. Pay was 23k, it was very hard to live with... During this period, i came across importation treads on nairaland. I started with my 23k salary and sometimes i barely av something to eat, i trek tire. i quit d job, went 4 masters and survived with mini importation and iphone unlock.

Last year i hit fiverr and ate almost $2k, i pump it to importation. B4 fiverr come become hard these days... My advice is that, we should always try to reinvest any cash that flow in.... Now, at times i have at least 50k gain in a month, and sometimes 100k or more. i no remember when last i applied 4 job... Though, i cant say i am successful yet... But with God, all of us go make am last last. I they chop.
Where do you import from... What products?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Vacancies In Ibadan by Muzikluva(m): 7:33am On Jan 18, 2019
jonextee:
*VACANT POSITIONS* !!

*Pls take serious and urgent*...
If you are a graduate of any discipline and you wish to work in an insurance and Alliance company ..
The insurance company are in need of OND,HND,BSC graduates from any disciplines between the age bracket of *22-47* years for the post of :
✓ *Accounts clerk*
✓ *Data clerk(male/female)*
✓ *office manager (male)*
✓ *Receptionist (female)*
✓ *Asst. Manager(female)*
✓ *office clerk (female/male)*
✓ *cashier (male/female)*
✓ *Insurance Agent*
✓ *sales Rep (male/female)*
✓ *Nursing Assistant (female)*
✓ *office Assistance (male/female)*
✓ *banker/Brooker (male/female)*
✓ *office Secretaries (female especially)*
✓ *office Accountants*
✓ *Asst. Accountants*
✓ *customer Service Trainers*

Pls Write your application letter to the below :
Address : *The manager , Africa Alliance insurance company ; Dugbe Ibadan,oyo state*

Submit Application letters to me @ No *1,Awolowo Street, bodija, Rccg OYO 12 HDQ* on or before 24th January 2019

(Pls send and inform those interested)
For those of us not currently in Ibadan, we can't apply through mail?
RomanceRe: Don't Marry Someone You're In Love With - Reno Omokri Advises by Muzikluva(m): 7:19am On Jan 18, 2019
Zeedarh:
I really appreciate this.

Thanks a bunch. God bless you.
Amen. God bless you too.
RomanceRe: Don't Marry Someone You're In Love With - Reno Omokri Advises by Muzikluva(m): 10:51am On Jan 14, 2019
Olamsoh:
Job vacancy for the Position of Accountant

Requirement
Minimum of HND in accounting
Minimum of 2 years experience
Accounting related Professional certification is an added advantage
Must be resident in Ibadan or willing to relocate

Mode of Application
Forward your CV to azias.vacancy@gmail.com
Cc: Zeedarh
This should be useful for you.
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? by Muzikluva(m): 7:21am On Jan 13, 2019
Halo22:
Initially I was enjoying the pleasure of everyday sex, but now am getting fade up with the whole thing. My fiancee's sexual libido is becoming too much for me to bear. She wants it every now and then and as a man, it is making me to lose balance. Am sure if it is not well handled, we might have problem along the line. So I need advice from mature men and ladies on how to make her understand. I love her and won't want to lose her.
Since you said she is your fiancee, it means you are likely engaged already. Now if you really love her and you don't want to lose her. First things first, you have to sit her down and let her understand that your libido is not as high as hers. I don't know how long you two have been together but I actually don't see why you waited till now before speaking uphuh Do you know her sexual history: hiw and when she started having sex? You have to help her help you. Are you both idle or working?? Tell her you can't cipe with the everyday sex. Help her tone down her libido, gradually. Sometimes you don't even need to have sex with her beforeyou satisfy her. Yes, how romantic are you?? By the time you are done with her she wld be too tired and satisfied to want sex. Above all, talk to her not us! On the other hand, I have always wanted a lady with same libido as mine. If I had a girl lyk yur gf, sexplosion all the way. You gotta control the bedroom as the man. Even when she wants sex, satisfy her with other methids other than sex, she will forget abt having sex that night.
Foreign AffairsRe: Military Coup In Gabon. Army Takes Over by Muzikluva(m): 9:38am On Jan 07, 2019
LindelEdConsult:
embarassed who did this to us mother Africa cry

We keep evolving backwards. Perhaps we're destined to remain colonies sad
How much is it going to cost for Germany?
Christianity EtcRe: When A Bright Intelligent Child Becomes A Struggling Adult by Muzikluva(m): 7:57am On Jan 07, 2019
monimekaz:
I used to be this bright child but I must confess I have not achieved anything as an adult .Dreams are turning nightmares .They said we should get skills that certificate is not enough,got some IT skills etc but none is getting me close to my dream .My talent just there wasting ,depression setting and no one seems to believe in you anymore .It is heartbreaking.
Don't give up bro! Please don't give up! We will all smile in the end!
EventsRe: Little Boy Joins "Sweet Boys Association". Shows His Swag At A Wedding by Muzikluva(m): 7:37am On Dec 16, 2018
toprealman:
Guys should dump this excessive"jump-up" trouser cut style. Looks weird abeg!
So weird... I don't know why some guys fancy it.
EventsRe: Little Boy Joins "Sweet Boys Association". Shows His Swag At A Wedding by Muzikluva(m): 7:36am On Dec 16, 2018
scarybeeeee:
Money finish for suits,e no reach to buy socks.

EventsRe: Little Boy Joins "Sweet Boys Association". Shows His Swag At A Wedding by Muzikluva(m): 7:33am On Dec 16, 2018
bossrillboss:
...e dey gv dem craw craw ni na.lol.

EventsRe: Little Boy Joins "Sweet Boys Association". Shows His Swag At A Wedding by Muzikluva(m): 7:32am On Dec 16, 2018
candelanetworks:
There's something called half socks, that doesn't show up out of your shoes. Only covers your sole and top of your feet. It doesn't get to your ankles
The half socks I know would still show slightly. I use them too.
EventsRe: Little Boy Joins "Sweet Boys Association". Shows His Swag At A Wedding by Muzikluva(m): 4:10pm On Dec 15, 2018
scarybeeeee:
Money finish for suits,e no reach to buy socks.
cheesy grin grin grin
EventsRe: Little Boy Joins "Sweet Boys Association". Shows His Swag At A Wedding by Muzikluva(m): 4:05pm On Dec 15, 2018
Why would these grown ass men wear suits without sockshuh
CelebritiesRe: Naomi Campbell Celebrates Her Mother, Valerie Morris 67th Birthday (photo) by Muzikluva(m): 11:43am On Dec 05, 2018
simpleKUSH:
I can't believe she she is fvcking her own mother, licking a pussy you came out from, chai
what the heck is wrong with youhuh

CrimeRe: Man Breaks Wife's Head After She Caught Him Cheating (Photos) by Muzikluva(m): 8:51pm On Dec 04, 2018
Yewandequeen:
Speechless

I don't know who to reprimand, the cheating wife or the violent husband. huh
Did you read it at all?
PoliticsRe: Workers Celebrate Early Christmas As Gov. Ayade Pays December Salary by Muzikluva(m): 7:21am On Nov 30, 2018
TheAngry1:
Why should we celebrate when a governor pays salary? So, is he not supposed to pay ni?
That is what Nigerian politicians have reduced Nigerians to. We celebrate what is meant to be a duty as an achievement or a favour. Politicians now feel like demi gods in fulfilling their official duties. They are really playing on the intelligence of Nigerians

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