₦airaland Forum

chrisifeanyi:
Chelsea cut my 36 million naira ticket. That day Bournemouth beat them 1-0. I nearly died

Chai! Ajax cut my own too. I tell you the situation is usually suicidal but God won't allow that to happen because we have much money to make in the future.

He better stay put. He should ask Iheanacho what happened to him when he rushed to Man City.

chiommy123:
Big congratulations to them. Where is my mr right?

Your current boyfriend nko?

Congrats to him. One of the guys I admire a lot in comedy entertainment.

I would rather give my daughter to a frog to marry than Adams Oshiomole.

Thegeneralqueen:
Show us your big ass You're one of the reason why men disrespect us

So you have flat ass too?

Marlians are insane people.

Thunder fire Buhari and his next level. As a struggling young man, how can I be buying a cup of rice @ N130? E no go better for Buhari for the hardship imposed on already poor Nigerians.

Kapeter:
we are ready for it man. Please press that reset button already. Let Nigeria start from 01 AD

Even to return to factory settings (European colonization) could be faulty. A holistic restart is needed.

Beautiful.

Fingers crossed!!!

Dangote trucks alone have destroyed more roads across the country than all other vehicles combined.

CaptainMeks:
Nobody knows where the next mass shooting is going to take place in USA. Today it happened in a church. In August it happened in a Walmart store in El Paso where 22 people were shot dead but it is Africa that is not safe.

They should continue with their propaganda targeted at demarketing Africa and let gullible Africans keep on buying into their lies.

Even if the entire America is on fire, I will still prefer it than Nigeria.

Is this an attempt to kill 'baba' via garden egg? I don't understand.


This reminds me of those days when my mother in an attempt to gauge the quantity of food (Garri) our stomach can consume, she would exclusively prepare 3 cups of Garri and keep for you. If you finish it, then she becomes afraid of you that you can swallow 'somebody'.

What do these guys do to make money? God, please help your boy. Bring down every mountain hindering my breakthrough in life, amen.

This country needs a restart. We need to restart the country to get things right.

10thangel:
We need suppliers of Palm Kernel Shell in large quantity from Ikire and Gbongan axis of Osun State.

Contact my signature

Is it only in Osun state? How about nationwide?

Erediauwa:
Now, this is really cool.....

I doubt if one retired lifeless daura drunkard and his power bike son have this free flowing and cordial relationship.

God bless Atiku.

Everything about Buhari is dead. The Nigerian economy today is dead just as Buhari himself is dead.

Lol. Buhari don catch them.

SimDan95:
No matter what u do be honest in your daily dealings, I will be hard but trust me it's worth it. Better suffer in silence than be disgraced and mobbed in public.

We live in a country where we elect thieves to steal our future with that of our unborn kids, we praise them for making our lives bitter and hard, we congratulate them for making laws to bind and destroy us dooming our future into limbo. We hail them for killing our brothers and dividing us cos they know that United we are better off.

While we fight for dominance of the seat of power, while we insult our neighbors our brothers cos our tribes differ, while we hate on our loving neighbor cos we are blinded by the hate and brain washed with the teachings and policies of these elected thieves and religious lords.

We forget that while we fight and hate on each other they are busy stealing our money using it to send their kids to foreign countries for better life, better health, better education only for those children to come back tomorrow and rule us, not knowing the suffering their fathers put us through.

WAKE UP ZOMBIES !!!

most of these people don't have our interest at heart,

WAKE UP!!

*drops pen*
*picks blunt*

Point of correction, we don't elect people in Nigeria. Those who have the wherewithal force themselves into power. A very good example is the just concluded Kogi state election.

What happened to all those supposed witches and Wizards rice in the dream? They are not giving them again? Lol. Buhari's effect has caught up with these niggas.

Ok

For the evil your father has perpetrated upon us the citizens of this country, Zahra, I'll continue to bully you today, tomorrow and forever.

You, your father and all Buharis are ediots. Fucvk off please.

vincentjk:
Okay send me your WhatsApp number. I'll send you some pictures and a short video

Please also send it to this number on whatsapp.

080 six four three, seven zero eight eight four. Thanks.

vincentjk:
No consequences just that it isn't something to talk about in a forum like this. For example, have you ever seen someone that dines with occultic men revealing things about them openly just because he isn't one? It doesn't work that way.

It's not really a secret but are meant for real men with heart, not for every man.

There are also benefits, a mermaid could make you get rich, I mean very rich but I'm not rich. I once took a man 5yrs older than I'm with me last year around 8pm and he ran back screaming upon sighting one, He was an atheist but later converted.

I shouldn't be saying all these here, like i said before, Email me then we can talk

Have sent you PM. Please respond. I'm curious and I want to know more about underwater life.

EagleNest:
Interesting observation, there are so many hp laptops on that picture. Why hp and not any other brand?

May be HP is the sponsor. Lol

MrBrownJay1:
unless you get rid of all these lazy good for nothing above elements (aka death penalty) there is no way you can turn a lazy person (who want to drive RR and fly jets while being uneducated) into a law abiding citizen. these above elements despise hard work, and want to earns as much as Dangote NOW.



every criminal around the world are paraded when caught/arrested (this has nothing to do with Nigeria)...the most famous ones were MJ, R Kelly, Bill Cosby, Kobe Bryant etc. sadly, you quickly forget about it when it is about Nigerians.

How is R. Kelly a criminal?

MEJOISLAND:
Pls read the whole story again. The HIV rate in cross river state(calabar) is one of the lowest in the country but neighbouring states like Rivers, Akwa Ibom( which to you n so many other Nigerians is calabar too) have some of the highest prevalent rates in the country.
For your information, Akwa Ibom isn't calabar. It's another state with Uyo as its capital. Get a map Pls.

Lol. Don't mind him/them. So many ignoramuses on this forum.

I can never die for Nigeria

Hmmmmmmmmm

Ok

Ayade would do worst than Buhari if he gets to the position of a president.