₦airaland Forum

SalamRushdie:
Under Jonathan First Nation added planes but now under Buhari they have been reduced to just a single plane reminiscent of the Nigeria Airways Buhari inherited feom Shagari which had about 30 aircraft but by the the time he left the had reduced to about 4 poorly functioning planes and today we were also shocked to hear that even the presidential office had fallen to rats despite the fact all the other occupants of the office never experienced it ..Buhari's is a master class in bad leadership take it or leave it

I take it my brother, Buhari is cursed,a failure, badluck,the only president to be chased from office by rats

God bless those brave patriotic Nigerians that went to Abuja House in London to smoke Buhari out like a common rodent.
That overnight vigil they held chanting "Buhari go Home" x100 and "Picture president go home,picture president go home" etc must have driven him mad and his bad ears couldn't take it anymore,hence he had to scamper back to Nigeria to meet Charly Boy,Fayose and FFK not to talk of hundreds of millions of Nigerians who he has failed
Kai, truly no peace for the wicked people like Buhari

It's obvious this is a rented few number of hungry half educated zombies in London

The man wearing a cap on the left is still yawning from acute hunger, e be like say him never collect him share. See the banner sef dey full bad English

Happy birthday IBB
My dad made it past 75 buh he didn't get to 76,so thank God for His grace and make amends

What is a keke please

cowardSeun:
Death.... why are you so wicked and insensitive to the plights of Nigerian populace.

I thought majority they say carry the vote..the majority of Nigerians want Buhari dead asap.

Do it for us and we shall glorify your name.. Thank you death

Moneyyy:
What is ridiculous is how you persecuted the referee by pushing him.

To me,what is ridiculous is that CR7 did not punch the ref on that his oblong head and follow it up with two hot slaps,wetin dem wan do ?? Worst case dem give am 10 match ban ,,,,,when he resumes,three matches and three hat tricks and he will be far ahead of dwarf messi and the whole of Barcelona

Ororo ti take over, Iyalaya Barcelona

IffaCatchYouEhn:
Ooni be balling hard


E sure me die Night club go dey this palace.


Wait oh, No be pole i dey see so


Is it for Strippers or my eyes are deceiving me

Kai

Na wa for you oooo

ObaSINjo

Rubbish story

Where are the pictures ??

babaolofin:
When you post online, most of you don't want the fact, you only want fabrication and propaganda. You only want to get excited with your propaganda. This cannot deliver your aspiration - country. This has made it difficult for some people to support or believe restructuring clamour by online people.

This is an excerpt from a write up.

Late Head of State Sani Abacha awarded the Oil Prospecting License (OPL) 246 to SAPETRO in February 1998. The block covers a total area of 2,590 square kilometers .SAPETRO partnered with Total Upstream Nigeria (TUPNI) and Brasoil Oil Services Company Limited (Petrobas) to start prospecting on OPL246. Akpo, a condensate field was discovered in April 2000 with drilling commencing in 2001. In 2006 Danjuma divested his investment in Akpo oil field to China National Offshore Oil Corporation (CNOOC) for $1Billion dollars .However, Danjuma still had some conscience left in him. He paid tax of $500million dollars to the Nigerian state and had about $500 million dollars remaining. He then released $100 million dollars to the Nigerian people in the form of foundation for social responsibility projects.

When you post online, most of you don't want the fact, you only want fabrication and propaganda. You only want to get excited with your propaganda. This cannot deliver your aspiration - country. This has made it difficult for some people to support or believe restructuring clamour by online people.

The oil wells were given by Chief Olusegun Obasanjo

This is an excerpt from a write up.

Former president Olusegun Obasanjo awarded the Oil Prospecting License (OPL) 246 to SAPETRO in 1999 .The block covers a total area of 2,590 square kilometers .SAPETRO ALLEGEDLY partnered with Total Upstream Nigeria (TUPNI) and Brasoil Oil Services Company Limited (Petrobas) to start prospecting on OPL246. Akpo, a condensate field was discovered in April 2000 with drilling commencing in 2001. In 2006 Danjuma divested his investment in Akpo oil field to China National Offshore Oil Corporation (CNOOC) for $2 billion dollars .

THE REST CRAP YOU WROTE IS THE PROPAGANDA

Moral of the distortion,next time, please do well to quote your Sahara reporters source.

That said,Danjuma is one of the crooks that have wrecked Nigeria,whether my position will give you the "country YOU are looking for IS YOUR PROBLEM not mine

Lollipop247:
Wow
So these women don't have their own husbands & kids to focus on, than to be policing the oba's personal affairs??
What kind of a thing is that??

I see them as meddlesome interlopers.

They look like aro meta.

Also for the Highly revered Ooni,Ojaja the first,a man I truly love(no homo pls) , admire,respect etc etc,could this be a classic case of "love is blind" ? as I understand there was a lot of social media brouhaha about the moral fortitude or lack of it of Wuraola Otiti prior to their marriage,even one of her friends was very vocal against her,,,,,na him be say Kabiyesi no check or e no mind.
Well irrespective of what happens with now Olori Wuraola or otherwise,it does not and CAN NEVER diminish the throne of the Ooni and not even the personality of the highly revered Oba Oguwusi,Ojaja 1 himself.So all the touts who were fortunate to be made bales and who are now calling themselves obas somewhere in Lagos island better park well and shut up.

Finally,a good attitude is the true beauty of a woman,not make up or slaying.
Obviously Olori Wuraola is very deficient in that department,though I hate meddlesome folks,but in Africa,you marry a guy,then you marry his family,in the very least,try and be nice to his siblings and HONOUR his parents

limeta:
You even fail to die

Buhari is a useless all round failure

Haa APC. and lies, topic says "Buhari tells Jonathan" but body of the story no contain Buhari name at all.

slivertongue:
well APC's failures makes PDP's sins forgiveable
there is nothing to suggest that APC has the imaginative capacity to move nigeria forward even if given 25 yrs so PDP sud put their acts together and take over

Q.E.D

GBAM

FINITO

Shey this wan na NYSC uniform ni ??

ChangetheChange:


It is over for APC

APC Rest in Pieces

21 APC Senators with their Governors are decamping back to PDP in the next 8 weeks

The Aso Rock Cabal can takeover APC fully and handover the APC Presidential ticket to Hell Rufai, we shall be waiting for APC at the polls in 2019

The Cabal have concluded that Hell Rufai will fly APC Presidential flag in 2019.

Hell Rufai can never be President of Nigeria --- Quote me

Tinubu will soon pull out his APC South West Caucus from APC to likely form a new Party or go into merger and alliance, since the Cabals have hijacked APC

The Race for 2019 has begun

Uhuru must be achieved

PDP ti takeover

PDP ...Power to the People

I spit on Kwakwanso,he hated GEJ so much that he worked for the death of PDP, now that PDP refused to die,but like the Phoenix has risen stronger from the ashes of crises masterminded by former corrupt governors and office holders who actually were the bad eggs in PDP such as Kwakwanso and Rotimi Amaechi as well as the failed plot of Buhari's APC to use Modu Sherrif to kill PDP, idiotic islamic sharia bigots like Kwakwanso now want to come and reap from where they did not sow ? PDP leaders should know better than that,in fact they should frustrate him from his home base of Kano state,all they need to achieve this is bring in Gov Ganduje who hates Kwankwaso with a passion.Its true that the PDP needs new members to rebuild,but not rotten and cancerous members like kwankwaso

NwaAmaikpe:


What's the biggie?
That referee deserved a flying kick and an uppercut sef.

What's the biggie?
He'd still end the season as LaLiga's top scorer,
He will still become a new dad this year
And retain the title of World's Best.

Ah swear, Ronaldo for woze the wimpish ref from behind,then collect the stupid ban

babaolofin:
Nna, it was Abacha that gave him the oil wells. Obj only withdrew one of the wells, It caused problems between them but Nigerians supported him & said Obj has no moral right to withdraw it. It is likely Yaradua or GEJ later returned it.

Abacha ko, African salad ni

OBJ gave him the oil blocks and later tried to withdraw one of them when TY Danjuma refused to support his 3rd term agenda.
The matter became a case for local and near international legal adjudication,TY Danjuma won eventually

Kondomatic:
Any guy that wants sex daily obviously isn't getting laid regularly, he's kinda sex starved and trust me when I tell you that he will get tired within a month of having sex daily.



He will lose weight, fall sick and may even die.

LOL @ May even die

Amaechi you say wetin

Nbote:
They shld jus shut up already and stop defending these ppl... When youths wan get sense for dis country sef?? T Y Danjuma, together with IBB, OBJ and their clique of former generals are d musketeers who have been running dis country aground.. Dey all switched Khaki for agbada and continued to rape d country.. Most of these youths coming out in his defence are still d ones who would call out for blood and jungle justice wen a common thief is caught but yet are quick to defend ppl political criminals who ruined all our present(now) which was supposed to b our future back den... #WenOurMumuGoDo?#

He should be summoned to explain how the PCNI funds were spent , but they should first ask him to account for the $2 billion he got by selling an OML oilfield which his partner in crime gorilla ObaSINjo criminally allocated to him as an OPL oilfield thereby avoiding prospecting expenses,payment of royalties and associated taxes.Never mind that he lied to the press that he sold it for $500 million

By the way,which house of reps is summoning people to account for how they spent public funds ?? I hope it's not DOGara's criminal house or wrecks that is currently poised to use over 6 billion naira to purchase new vehicles for themselves and which they told us it's in our own interest.

Mtchew

divinehand2003:
I would have resigned during the last Olympics if I were Bolt.

"Had I known " is always the last comment

Truthbtold1:
Since the recent church killing in ozubulu by drug mob attracted nation-wide cry which Nnamdi kanu ignorantly blamed on Fulani herdsmen, i can safely presume that this one is definitely done by Nnamdi Kanu so as to equally blame it on the Fulani as well and add it to 'i told you before' factor.. This is propaganda taken too far.
Igbo bloods must be sacrificed for the freedom of Biafra - Nnamdi Kanu.
I heard he cannot speak igbo language fluently, that's why he addresses his fellow swines with english.
Fg arrest this guy with immediate alacrity.


#factcheck: Anambra State is the safest state in Nigeria untill Nnamdi Kanu started visiting.

Though there are half truths in your summation, your conspiracy theory is however plausible

ikorodureporta:
Growing up with my parents & other siblings, we nick-named all our neighbours. So when we'r even talking about them in their presence, they dnt decode ...How many of us can relate with this......

I should have started this topic cos that was our M.O growing up.One neighbour smoked a lot and we named him Benson (remember Benson & Hedges) , the name worked so much that even when he moved out of the flat ,we named the new guy Aburo Benson,there was this difficult man whose family came to see him every once in a while,he was so unfriendly we named him grouch,,,,,,one day our house help came in and asked for permission to go deliver a parcel to Mr grouch that someone left at the gate.My Sis quickly corrected her that his name wasn't Mr Grouch.
We had so many nick names for neighbours then back in the day,,,,,,,,,,

NaijaTechGuy:
About 93 million selfies are taken every day and It has actually become a norm this days. I've taken about 6,932 selfies excluding deleted ones but hey remember it's just for fun so don't call me an addict because I'd bet your sister or daughter takes more pictures than me.

However, it's mind-boggling to know that some people have actually risked their lives in search of the Ultimate Selfie. I'd rather say it's when your village people have demanded for a part of your body.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-CHjtdj7kPq4/WY2DuhUaNqI/AAAAAAAAKE4/gAz1MRKgbpEtQEt1_xzvyyJjdf8p8QNqACHMYCw/s640/%255BUNSET%255D.jpg

Ummmm.. You do know the bull is ACTUALLY like 2 feet behind you right? All this guy needs to do is take one second. Only one second to check and see if he got the perfect shot and soon the color of his trouser will match the color of his shirt and may the Lord have mercy on his poor genitals that will be crushed like an egg. Take that useless camera away bro and keep running for your life.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xI5Cz8Lv7g8/WY2DvfFBg2I/AAAAAAAAKE8/6sacjSH4zo8raT5Cxuq-Um0N02eSVsPfQCHMYCw/s640/%255BUNSET%255D.jpg

This guy is really sitting on the very top of a suspension bridge with nothing to grab onto should a strong wind come along. All he needs is a couple of birds flying around him and its over. The world just lost an idiot.


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-c5ayaWavx14/WY2Dv7vIJcI/AAAAAAAAKFA/Pf8Gb30uQCE1_bYWus6MI05tp4mFyETtwCHMYCw/s640/%255BUNSET%255D.jpg

This is a Danish fighter pilot taking a selfie flying mid-air. And that actually seems like a missile blowing past. What if that missile was aimed at him? If so, he'd really want to put away that phone and get out of there

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kMcMQQsbqAk/WY2DyjxJ87I/AAAAAAAAKFE/b5MDFXlSTJQyBRqrGc3-uGa3x1L9Ok_BACHMYCw/s640/%255BUNSET%255D.jpg

This guy owns a British travel company. I really hope these aren’t the kinds of expeditions he sends his customers on. Here he's taking a selfie on top of the Iconic Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. My suggestion is He'd better come down from there before he meets his maker.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-lNuLlTlc6NI/WY2D0HEBWcI/AAAAAAAAKFI/Nyu95Xi37FsHFdxuIWLDNQQvpwI_JCR2wCHMYCw/s640/%255BUNSET%255D.jpg

This guy is standing on a spire of the new-Goth church and that's almost 325 feet in the air. One slip of his foot and that’s a long way down.


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-n0lDioJVrco/WY2D07sssCI/AAAAAAAAKFM/CTNSYMGxcD0vQWlvpMb5Q5exJUz1naMtwCHMYCw/s640/%255BUNSET%255D.jpg

This guy isn't even in a shark cage and what's saving his life is just that single bar above him. I really hope he got out of this alive.


There you have it, the most stupid selfies ever. ���.. Don't try this, I repeat do not try this.

Rubbish,,these are no dangerous stunts......
I do worse everyday,,,,,at least for the past two years now I.e I've had Buhari as my president

MasterChen:
The only thing obvious here is his stupidity.

When someone dies, you ignore everything else and just say your RIP. Na person sister be that

Who gives a fook if they were olosho or slay queens. How e take concern you

So why are you now giving a fook(sic) about his comment which he is entitled to.You are the stupid one here

Neminc:
All I can glean from the story is that two promiscuous slay queens went for all night olosho runs and after several rounds of marathon knacking by uncircumcised rods they were too exhausted to escape when a fire started in their hotel room. And now I am supposed to say R.I.P right? Even when I know that in hell right now, the devil is boiling them in a big pot of hot water and singing Ajekun Iya. No, I can't deceive myself. I can only advise those slay queens who are still alive "beware of runs, it kills"

TRUTH HURTS

SLAY QUEENS HAVE SLAYED THEMSELVES

The question is hope the other silly girls hitherto into campus prostitution aka runs will learn from this

KingLennon:
I just return from a ban make i leave you

Sorry

Buhari fall on the mod wey ban you

Lalas247:
U don spoil finish

Noooo spoil for where But if you wan spoil me,who are myyyyyyy?