₦airaland Forum

Penny wise pound foolish
If you must use strobe lights and sirens, how much does it cost to get the licence ?

" I was the kid with the crazy afro, ready to start a fight anywhere....."

At least you told the truth, so we can summarize the reason she didn't marry you as to the fact that she was more mature than you and you were basically not ready for any serious ( marriage destined) relationship then

WTF is alhamdulahi, you were caught pants down as a sexual predator/victimizer , you are hear saying alhamdulahi

Learn kill you there

andysmith123:
old things have passed away......oga let go of the band and move on....

Don't mind him.

He has been stuck in one spot now for nearly twenty years, go front, e no go, move back , whosai.
He spent about 15 years whining and crying on radio, TV and then social media, alleging that Tuface stole one song from him and also stole his talent and destiny. Meanwhile the Tuface he accused of stealing one song has gone ahead to release many hit singles and albums over the years, so it makes it hard to believe the blackface cause if he was gifted and talented as he claimed, and which his lazy ass nairaland supporters believe, why has he not been able to release a single album in nearly 20 years

Please NOBODY wants to see anything like the plantashun boys in this age and time, most people twenty years and younger don't even know that group

Hmmm EFCC should tread carefully when handling cases involving real estate development companies, savings and homes resorts etc cause they do get a lot of investments from investors they may not be able to ascertain their source of wealth.
I don't know the yardstick they used in proclaiming this man a money launderer, but most times it's difficult to ascertain and awkward to ask an investor how they made the money they want to invest. Let's even face reality, it's anti business to do so, I don't know the number of banks that ask their customers how they made the money they are depositing (investing) in their banks. In the case of the real estate development companies, savings and home trust, their funds are invested in Nigeria, leading to provision of houses and other infrastructure and creation of jobs, EFCC should rather modify their tactics to go after the owners of the funds (who may have obtained them by stealing or any other dubious means) prosecute them, get judgement against them and possibly get other interests to run or administer those property, thereby retaining wall he already created jobs and provided houses and infrastructure

I hope whoever made this foolish statement has not gone to kill himself

After he will be deceiving people that he's a celebrity barman (whatever that coinage even means)
You can fool NDLEA but you can't fool the rest of us.
Waiting for any fool that this clown has misled to quote me

Lawrence Anini. At least they will both have one thing in common

How are we sure it was the key of a Sienna he was giving him ? How are we sure it wasn't the keys to a mansion ? Why not show us his picture in front of the said Sienna.

Well whatever it is, to progress from being the beneficiary of handouts to become governor, succeeding the governor that gave h the house or whatever it was, then hiis star really shined so bright

Unfortunately, Okezie Ikpeazus case has now turned out to be like when you give the keys of a Ferrari to a learner driver, he will wreck the car, that's what the fella has done to Abia state as governor

DubaiLandLord:
Smart hawker

He learnt from the guy selling gala

Easy for you to say.

Since you were born and now that you are getting old, all the several kind acts of charity you have witnessed or heard of, which one of them did you learn from and imitate ?

You think it's easy.

If you ain't got it in you, then you ain't got it

Personally there was this day I was driving along Lekki Epe express, aroumd Shapati area, when this prisoners truck or black Maria overtook me and then I saw a couple of hands jutting out from the bars of the truck asking for gifts or something, instantly I was touched, so as I could not overtake them and ask them to stop, which I know they won't, I had to speed to catch up side by side with the truck, it was quite risky like in the movies cause anything could have gone wrong, but I had this bag of snacks I had bought and it was right beside me on the passenger seat, I was able to bring them out one by one and give to the eager hands from the truck. So would you now insinuate that I did it knowing someone would give me a reward ?

You guys could be terrible at times with your callous comments

alsudan:
This guy that writes like a Primary 2 dropout has just been appointed a whole Special Adviser on Social Media Influence by the Hopeless Supreme Court Governor.

Chai
He writes like a primary two drop out kwa

Not his second year anniversary in office, but the second year of his declaration as governor by the supreme court.

Hopeless supreme court governor, see your life ?

GetMeRight:
One of the brainwashed spotted. See as e dey confuse himself with forward and backward comment

Hahahahaha

I'm not brainwashed, I'm saved by the grace of God

I have one reply for Rohr

Eguavoen is better than you

Except they are speaking in satanic tongues, that has to be the height of foolishness

Nothing unusual. When you are in Rome, do like the Romans. It's the fault of the groom for not doing his due diligence to know the ground rules obtainable in that particular parish.
The parish was staying on their own jejely, when he went to meet them to conduct his wedding, so he should abide by any house/ground rules they give him

That said, the church should have allowed the best man perform his duty so as not to ruin the groom's day. After all, forgiveness is one of the key doctrines of Christianity and truth be told, the beard is not really outlandish or full, so what's the big deal ?

What can she possibly give you in return that is worth 400k that you cannot get from another person, man or woman.

If it's a gift, toy should expect nothing in return.

Of course, Buhari is not like Dani Abacha.
Dani Abacha was much better than Buhari is now

Appreciation kill you there

So after all the pauperization and misery you caused the people by stealing their funds and mismanaging the rest, exposing them to the worst insecurity, etc you still expect appreciation ?

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seborrhic:
Also if the parents are insistent on their claims of him being murdered,they can institute a civil suit against the school because criminal liability has been completely ruled out by the prosecutor in charge.This will help everyone to get more crucial facts and I bet some things would be revealed on witness testimonies and during examination by lawyers to the defence.
Are the parents ready for such scrutiny and the dirtiness of an examination by defence lawyers in public court?
If they are they should sue and put the matter to rest and let their family have peace.
They should also put themselves in the shoes of the 5 accused parents,the psychological,emotional trauma they are passing through and the knowledge some of the boys maybe traumatized for life having been pronounced guilty of murder in the social media space and in the court of some public opinion.

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What stupid autopsy are you talking about ? How about the inconsistency in the false statements by the school that he broke his leg while playing football, which was proved to be a lie by the late Sly while he was still alive. How about his revelations about the students that beat him up and forced him to drink something, after which his lips began to swell? So the revelations of the poor boy should now be thrown into the dust bin because the boy is dead and buried. What kind of an inconsiderate heartless soul are you ? I pray for you that what happened to Sly in the hands of his torturers should happen to your younger ones or nephews and nieces or God should make your children experience such. Please say Amen. I mean you have nothing to worry about since in your opinion, nothing was done to him

Bizibi:
must everyone go to farm Haba don't you guys see how other advance economies work?

Don't be alarmed friend.
They are zombeez, they can't see anything apart from Buhari and Tinubu's arrseholes

KarlWest:
Those Yeebow again?

So they had returned back to SA for their developing business?

He must have lavish all his money in Abia/Imo/Anambra Detty December.

Bunch of Bas_tard and Re_tard Hi-Pee-Hoe-Bee

Wow so much tribal hate in one person. May you get the help you urgently need

Uyi168:
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he should first show himself to the abductors of Leah sharibu..

He is the Almighty God and cannot be commanded or dictated to by man, least of all those who doubt His sovereignty

domino4211:
Shut up. You're too religious. Let him show himself. One day one day, even my ancestors heard this same crap. When will we finally witness this one day?

Loud mouth, go ahead and yap all you like, I repeat, one day God Almighty will show Himself to you and you will regrettably remember your folly on nairaland

BigSarah:
Minority struggle,madame There's no God Just Powerful people playing the role of God...

So get over it



Yes I have, God doesn't exist to them leave them be..
If God exists to you congrats and good luck!

There is God Almighty. One day He will show Himself to you

I knew it would come to this.

Lesson learnt is for parents to ALWAYS discuss with their children and wards about what's happening with them in school on a DAILY basis, so to quickly identify any threatening situation and take evasive action immediately to avoid regrets

TheDemola:
Earlier thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/6922421/moment-fan-gripped-burna-boys



https://punchng.com/burna-boy-gifts-3000-to-singer-hyzah-who-grabbed-his-feet-in-viral-video/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYRgah0MpDr/?utm_medium=copy_link

This reported was written by a thoroughbred journalist, very refreshing to see him/her use the correct adjective to describe Hyzah.
He was rightly referred to as an "up and coming artiste" ,unlike those half baked ignoramuses that go about writing "up coming" artiste, as if the artiste is an event.

So nairalanders, please take note, never ever say "up coming "musician, actor or artiste, it is wrong, the correct adjective is "up and coming "

Irupetepete:
No be everybody to be wealthy or extra wealthy but we can surely rise by lifting others..

Una don see Davido dey quote upandan.
Analytically, how do you rise by lifting others ? You don't know some loads will pull you down

I always knew this one was a power drunk tout
What a shame.
Is there no way to hold him to account for this foolish rascality ?

Daveambition:
The composer of that mail na savage...
Craze no dey finish for naija, everyday new cases..

Hahahaha

He took time to serve it to the guy.

But seriously though, some recruiters are so full of themselves that they don't know they are actually full of shit

Former Jumobi Adegbesan of AIT then.
Perfect homely wife for play play RMD. Correct couple na him Una two be. God continue to bless una union..

Dirty looking igboh smoker
The igboh wey this one dey smoke don dey affect him brain.

If Ghana has the miracle tonic to make Nigerian artistes blow, how come Ghanian artistes, who are supposed to be the custodians of the miracle tonic, who are supposed to be the Omo Oniles are still struggling in the shadow of Nigerian artistes and Naija artistes are the ones in global limelight.

Please change your name to Ode Wale