₦airaland Forum

samuel051:
I was there.
Ate pounded yam and vegetable soup. Later use jellof rice press am. Pain me say no cold 33 or life to use follow am up.

Lol @ use jollof rice press am.

Na so your belle big reach ? Abi you get reserve

Lies Lies and Lies

The moment I saw that the so called "intelligence report" came from the Ukrainian chief directorate of intelligence, I knew is was hogwash and utterly balderdash

If we are talking of countries that have the kind of intelligence to uncover such a plot, Ukraine will not be in the top 100.
Where was their chief directorate of intelligence when Putin was getting set to launch the first missiles? Up until the time the missiles started landing on Ukrainian cities, they did not even believe (cos they had not intelligence report to that effect) that Putin would actually make good his threat to attack them

Faller:
Look at the Things we voted into power.

How can you be so callous with your conclusion.Did it occur to you for a second thT the reason the chairman attacked the legislator is because he would not play ball? Everything the man did was what a honest man, an upright man, a man who does not want to compromise, that is what he will do.
Now intellectually lazy nairalanders are condemning him for it and calling him names. So discouraging
Its hasty conclusions like these that actually discourage upstanding men and women from going into politics cause people like you will still call them thugs just because they are politicians

jerseyboy:
SHAME. Soludo should have kept to his low profile inauguration plan.

How is this Soludo's fault ?

Hmmmm, hope that support will not only be on social media ?
Also hope they have their voter's card first

sammyscholar:
I sense lies!

I see fat lies

What do you mean by big boy? What does he do for a living? You people worship money in this country too much. No wonder the country is fc**ked up. Big boy my foot. Abeg carry go. Mods delete this useless thread.

Exactly, what does he do for a living ?

Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

No mind those idiots o
Hypocrites all of them, after coming on nairaland threads to shout men are scum and every other language meant to insult men, they will crawl back into the caban of one broke ass nigga wey sabi knack, na dem go dey spend for the guy sef.
I only pity the other mumu gehs wey dey follow dem form feminist

Omicron123:
Welcome back home, the country you called shithole when you left... Moral lesson; Let's do whatever it takes to make this country a better place

Haters
You guys are unbelievable
Most of those guys are just innocent students who don't even know about the shit hole term you are talking about. For all you care they may even love Nigeria more than you (you are gravely mistaken if you think living in Nigeria is a sign of love for the country and going abroad to study is a sign of hatred for one's country, that's a very ludicrous and foolish way to think really)

All these drama queens and their scam, see as this wan dey do fake hospital photo ops like say na trailer jam her.
Razz women everywhere, fine , a car hut yours, the driver decides to drive off and you foolishly hang on to his vehicle so that you can later come and do hospital photo ops. Why not begin to video the accident scene the moment you both alighted from your vehicle's? That would've deterred him from driving off, could even have made his reaction a lot more friendlier for public perception

Why won't they doze off.
OP you too are you not tired of hearing boring anti corruption tales by moonlight ?
After being weighed down and dragged behind by as a result of the boring anti corruption lies told by Mr Incompetence aka Dullardino gave in 2014/2015 when he was weeping in national TV and running up and down the country canvassing for votes, do you blame the corners for being tired of listening to such stupid boring lectures ?

Zonefree:
Na zombie na.

See how he's following the woman like someone remotely controlled.

Mumu Nigeria police!


I've failed as a father if any of my children joins Nigeria police.

Font be so critical of the Nigeria police alone bro, I know quite a few that will not do any domestic duties, even their bosses know they won't carry bags and plates, so they will just tell you this one is purely protection work.
Also I also know quite a few officers, both retired and serving that are honest. Besides, can you really name any profession in Nigeria that does not have it's fair share of corrupt, evil, wicked officers ?
The story of Nigeria police is just well know because by nature of their work, they have to deal and relate with the rest of the public

Brag on. mr Brown Toothed, Diapers wearing Chicago certificate forger.....

Just brag on, pride goeth before a fall.....

As surely as God lives, Nigerians will not suffer the wickedness of this criminal

ishowdotgmail:
Is that the end of road for Aregbesola?

Like for Senator Ademola Adeleke of PDP Share for Governor Oyetola Gboyega of APC

Let there be confusion in the camp of those in office against the most popular wishes of the people during the last election.
That injustice is about to be rectified

Praise The Lord.

The Light Of God shineth and darkness comprehendeth it not.
These ones have seen The Light, there is great rejoicing in heaven over this

doggedfighter:



My Ibadan visit comes to mind.

I like that in Ibadan men stay in the middle while women stay at the back unlike where I live.


Respect to Ibadan !

I appreciate that gesture.



Eastern states are different.


I felt a little unprotected though while a man was in middle and I at the back because here in the

East where I live before the ban bike pooling isn't a thing but happens rarely when they are no other options.

I'm used to having men sit behind.

Male strength and energy thrills me anywhere even in bed.

Masculinity is a thing for me.

LUK ATEW

Lagusta:
we don hear o

Dem correct you, instead of you to acknowledge and say thanks or just acknowledge, you dey sound as if na bad dem do you. Some pipo sef

Akpugo, such a cool sleepy village with lots of palm trees.
They have so much palm wine in that area. Used to connect it from Enugu via Orie MBA
Thank you Lord for my profession, it has afforded me the opportunity to travel to over 30 states in Nigeria.
Truly if not for all these recent terrorism, banditry, kidnapping etc, traveling across Nigeria used to be fun.
May God almighty destroy the roots and sponsors of terrorism, banditry, kidnapping and ritual killings in Nigeria in Jesus name. God please heal our land

GoldPips:
Hoelosho

Same woman wey Gistlover spill her beans

False preacher wey dae sample deeks

Liar

You're going to HELL FAYA STRAIGHT

Lagusta:
The UK wont take this

likely

o,

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Lightly

Mtchewwww, white people and their twisted logic. Always placing more value on animal life than on human life.

Kurt Zouma was foolish, they say when you are in Rome, act like the Romans, he knew the whites love animals more than humans, so he should have been more careful.

Now back to reality, what's the big deal in slapping a cat, na today we don dey slap and kick dog? If they misbehave, you whip them into line.

They na only slap e slap the cat, dem get luck, say no be say Zouma use the cat for cat pepper soup, that's if he's from those areas that eat cat and dog

ThierryJay:
Chai, see chestbeating at its finest No single presentation of factual data to back up the claim of biggest estate.

Is this piece informative or just a mere tribal vaunt?

I will also like to know how he got his seed capital cause most people don't ask questions

fidel2:
Na today....... Clitocurrency don dey trend na.

You got the spelling wrong, it's cryptocurrency

Gotcha

I know what you mean

Who is this one ?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Holy Damnnn
All I see is two dark skinned milf


Anytime i see all these type of baby girls...

What comes to my mind ...na things like

"Hot milf picks up young guy and bang the hell out of him "

"Hot black milf bang son's friend"

"Seductive and busty milf charms young niggarrrr with her curves before riding him to hell"

Lol
So you are heading to hell

Are you for real ? In this Nigeria wet Buhari don spoil, na him random women backside dey excite you ? Bro you need deliverance

Get your mind out of the gutter

There are so many angles to look at this story from.

Just like a case of good news and bad news, which one do you wanna hear first, let's loot at the bad angle first before smoothening out things with the good angle.

First off, there is something ethically wrong and unwise about any parent that puts out their private family matter in public domain like that. Whether truly merited or not, she should have allowed her family savour the success in private and in peace.

Secondly, one of the Instagram responders actually has a point about most of these private schools bending over backwards and actually cheating for their pupils and students to ensure they have good grades and make good results, for some of them, the more you are ready to play ball, the more they are ready to go the whole nine yards to ensure your ward is in the limelight, one way or the other, so this could be the case.

Thirdly and lastly, even if the dad or even his both parents were dunces , school drop outs or semi literates, they may well have resolved that their children must be way better than them academically and given them all legal and legitimate support and provided the best platform, atmosphere and encouragement for them to excel academically, morally and in sports.
This may have been what happened as has been the case of many people I know , so what's the big deal

NeeKlaus:
Lol, you are saying complete rubbish, no offense.

Arteta is not guilty of any temperament issues and his rift with Klopp doesn't prove anything.

When Mourinho called Wenger "specialist in failure", did anybody say Mourinho does not respect his elders in the coaching profession? Or is Mourinho older than Wenger?

Arteta doesn't lack any man-management, he just wants discipline.

Look at Guardiola; when Foden and Greenwood had that issue at the English National team hotel last year, didn't you see how he punished Foden for it? So Guardiola lacks self-control too, right or he's not a good coach?

See how opinionated and self conceited you are, you just jumped on my mention , then rudely, crudely and in the most uncivilised manner , declared that I was talking rubbish. How did you try validate your ludicrous and inebriated assertion, you lamely made your opinion known about Arteta, so if you knew that was your destination, why did you have to start in a rudely spectacular fashion by saying I was talking rubbish , when you simply have said that was my own opinion which I am entitled to.

insidenaijasblog:
No bro, how about Ozil

And to think that both players gelled well with Arsene Wenger.
The truth is Arteta is a poor man manager.
He is grouchy and temperamental, see the last PL game against Liverpool at A field, just a little touchline disagreement with Jürgen Klupp, then boom, Arteta started jumping in front of Klopp like a headless chicken as if he wanted to fight the man, forgetting that Klopp is way senior to him in age and in the coaching profession.
You will recall that after that his two minutes of childish loss of temper, Arsenal fell apart and lost the game plan to the extent that the same Liverpool they were holding to a scoreless draw ended up beating them 4 nil

Reminds me of how Don Jazzy and the rest gullible artistes were busy in 2015 gallivanting up and down mouthing support for Buhari

Is that one an asset or a liability
What reason do they have for coveting him ? The man is a gross failure, no vision, no action, no balls
If it's Ambode they're talking about we will understand

after4:
the problem una dey always get be sey when una post things like this and people finally open am, an nonsense dem go see. and later una go still turn and complain sey people no dey view una post. what stops you from showing the real video?

I almost had the same thought as you till I watched it to the end.
The real video is at the end.

I love stories like these that bring tears of joy to my eyes