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That Alfa beach property was never a secret property.
I have no quarrels with what Jonathan is doing to Ibori,one of the rules of the Cosa nostra is that when dealing with your enemy,you do it in such a way as to ensure he lacks the capacity to ever exact any form of revenge in future.
Jona needs to hit harder,he's only throwing kid punches at Ibori,he ought to go for his jugular

Rat smells

Why is Keshi being too damn simplistic
Call a spade a spade Mr Orange man,you were not satisfied with the result,we deserved to win,we were robbed and you sat there and didnt say it.
Now I see another reason that makes the Wengers,Fergusons and Mourinhos of this world tick;they say it as it is when it comes to dubious officiating by refs

Ok,enough of the cheap blackmail by Omoyele Sowore and his sahara reporters team.They are a disgrace to propoters and defenders of free speech all over the world.
The ediots are lucky MFM even allowed them into their auditorium,having arrived uninvited and attempted to gate-crash the auditorium,the MFM security team should have rounded them up,labeled them suspected terrorists and handed them over to the police for further investigation,I'm sure the police would have detained them overnight

Going to the house of God just to make trouble,arrant nonsense

[size=14pt]Snake on a plane: reptile clings to aircraft wing for 500 mile flight[/size]

A passenger on board a Qantas flight from Australia to Papua New Guinea films the surprise stowaway clinging to the engine of the twin-propeller plane.

The three metre-long non-poisonous Amethystine python appeared about an hour into the Qantas flight between Cairns in northern Queensland, Australia and the Papua New Guinean capital of Port Moresby on Thursday.

"Halfway to Papua New Guinea passengers reported seeing a snake clinging to the wing," a Qantas spokesman said of the snake, which is also known as a scrub python and can grow to as much as 8.5 metres (28ft) long.

The slithery stowaway was believed to have crawled onto the plane from scrubland or mangroves that surround the airport in tropical Cairns.

Qantas said there was no impact on the safe operation of the aircraft due to the snake's presence. The Bombardier Q400 was cleared to resume flying after it landed in Port Moresby.

The snake, unfortunately, was found dead on arrival.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/9795040/Snake-on-a-plane-reptile-clings-to-aircraft-wing-for-500-mile-flight.html

Why is El Rufai not on that list?

@ OP

You are misleading the posters with your misleading topic.
His tweets are not exactly what you mischievously captioned

I think at age 3 or so.
Crusshhhh,very sweet orange soft drink,hmmm I wonder if they still make that drink

Muhehehehe,there you have it

Has anyone heard from Don Jazzy"s camp,this could well be the handiwork of his detractors

This story na pure wash jare,the bobo just wan blackmail Don Baba J to make the cool guy look bad.
Taking a closer look at Ojukwu's picture ,it's clear nothing happened to him at all,he only applied surgical plaster to fool the gullible,I bet his face has been that way from birth,you know,one of those oxygen-consuming big noses that usually go with Massive pomo lips as the guy has in the pix

@ igbo boy

Is it igbo as in marijuana??

Anyways,just in case you missed the point I made above,I actually meant your father and mother are very unique monkeys

igbo boy: my guy dey read news wella and try to stay abreast of the sitaution before you rant like monkey......he has so far denied owning 48houses, he claims only 3 for now in abuja....

Who is this schmuck?
Why are my not surprised that you know so much about monkeys,seeing you're an offspring of monkeys.
I need to engage an in-house exterminator/fumigant to rid nairaland of rodents like you.

Whatever the drug is used for,whether for HIV/AIDS or cough,it shows that square pegs ought always to be in square holes,posterity will never forgive those that drafted Iwu into INEC thereby derailing him from the pharmacological turf he knows so well,just so they can confuse him and use him to perpetrate electoral fraud.

That said,Prof Iwu himself has clearly shown that he is a man of zero or questionable integrity by staying put at INEC and superintending over the series of worst electoral frauds ever recorded in the annals of our political history.

Now you see why Nigeria keeps having problems,we're talking of a governor who was effectively in office for about four years owning 48 HOUSES in Abuja alone.Who knows how many he has in Lagos,PH and othe rparts of Nigeria and even their beloved Dubai,the UK and US.

The man has not even denied ownership of the said houses(save his lame denial when the matter first came up)but rather wants the courts to stop the EFCC from touching them,or did he build/acquire them before he became governor??
It's really sad that all some myopic nairalanders could chip in to the whole issue is to attack GEJ.

SMH

#48HOUSESINATENURE

[quote author=kinisoo?]You cannot read this short piece? You still want a summary? No wonder the white man said that it only takes putting things in black and white to hide it from a black man. Stop your Noise Making and learn to read more. Ok?[/quote]Simples

Muhehehehehe

Or maybe Muniru considers terrorism and follishness as an economic sector

Looking forward to see how this venture ends

Alexkene: The 2012 Edition of the Koko Concert which took place last night in Eko Atlantic City in Lagos state has come and gone – it was arguably the most hyped and anticipated show of the year with a star-studded cast of musical acts and what’s moe, it was hosted by Idris Elba.

However, the concert has generated a whole lot of debate as Nigerians especially those who attended the show, have blasted the organizers for making them trek long and tortuous distances at that time of the night and for starting behind schedule.

Moreso, there are allegations that Dbanj was rude to his fans when he reportedly showed preferential treatment to guests at the VIP and those who paid for tables as against the regulars who coughed out N5,000.

I have had a great laugh reading through most of the comments on Twitter regarding the Koko concert and by the way, #KokoConcert is now trending on Twitter while Dbanj is now the most followed celebrity in Nigeria with 495, 702 followers as at the time of this report – that position was initially held by Don Jazzy.

Here are my favourite tweets relating to the Koko concert…

https://www.gidiexclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/17.jpg

More: http://www.gidiexclusive.com/2012/12/mixed-reactions-trail-dbanjs-koko-concert-comments-that-will-make-you-laugh.html

How did this thread derail from being one about Aturu's condemnation of Fashola's hypocrisy and pretence about being democratic to off-topic tales about motor cycles??

[size=14pt]Reacting to Fashola’s comment in a statement, Aturu described the governor’s comment as regrettable and condemnable, saying “it shows that the advertised democratic credentials of his government and of himself are not even skin-deep.

“It is highly hypocritical to posture as a democrat and be so patently hostile to voices of dissent as the Governor has demonstrated. The Governor should point out those who asked him not to implement laws banning firecrackers. If the State has failed to implement any existing law on firecrackers, the Governor should accept responsibility for that failure rather than shifting the blame on social critics.”

He added that: “The touchstone for measuring democracy is not opposition to the Federal Government but a holistic and consistent defence of the truth at all times no matter who may feel aggrieved[/size].

GBAM
Tell Fashola,the stone-faced hypocrite

1025: u are just a very good example of an intelligent nigerian. saddam and gadaffi hammer more than ur obasanjo but their ends were another day's stories. if obasanjo insured his house as u say, we are sure he insured his life also. maybe the next time this fire will show, he will be trapped so that the insurance will as well pas more money for his house and life. more govs and politicians will pay more money.

I'm trying to understand your frustration at the fact that Obasanjo's person was not harmed in the fire.
However you mustn't allow your misguided angst and frustration to becloud your sense of good judgement.Gaddafi and Saddam were never in the same mould with OBJ(even alluding to such, smacks of arrant neophitic disposition and a very stark lack of sense of political history).
That said,no matter how deeply you may hate the man,you cannot bring your death wishes for him to pass.A word of advice,be careful what you wish for others bro,be very careful

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Okay!!!

We all agree Next![/color][/quote]Must you always be a dunce?

You and who are the "we all" that agreed to what the old ashawo Makinwa said? so you agree with her your dad is a [i]mor[/i]on? That's not cool

How very insensitive and wicked of Dino
For a man like Dino Melaye who does not have a job to be buying Porsche of 50 million naira and Bugatti Veyron of 250 million,then the EFCC needs look no further in their effort to rid Nigeria of corruption.

I hope all the gullible advocates of "Occupy eagle Square" and all the other anti-subsidy removal protests which were sponsored by the thieving oil marketers are taking note.Make una dey mumu dey occupy ojota,while Melaye and other thieves,hiding under the umbrella of democracy and human rights activists smile to the banks.
If you only you guys knew how many they are,most of the guys held in high esteem by the gullible lot are all profitting from the subsidy thieves......

^^^
So you know

^^^
Jamb question

The write up is too long that I had to cut it at that point,but the full story is right here;

http://www.thewillnigeria.com/politics/17289.html

http://www.thewillnigeria.com/politics/17289.html


A contractor (name withheld) needed to collect his payment for a contract he executed for the Lagos State Government. Having met a brick wall everywhere he went in the pursuit of his payment, his boon came up with a quick-fix. “Let’s go and see the ‘Lion of Bourdillon,’” he suggested to his contractor-friend.

The contractor and his friend eventually managed to arrange a meeting with the ‘Lion’ at his Bourdillon Road, Ikoyi residence in the wee hours of the day. And as the ‘Lion’ listened to the contractor as he narrated his story, it was apparent that he was tired as all he could do in response was to yawn as he dragged himself from his chair.

“Lagos is tired,” the ‘Lion’ muttered, walking towards his bedroom, adding, “Eko wants to rest,” without minding his guests.

The bewildered contractor and his friend were confused as to what to do next as the ‘Lion’ banged the door behind them and went off to sleep. Some aides of the ‘Lion’ however advised the early-morning visitors to come back later that day and preferably at midnight.

When the duo returned at midnight, they had to wait till the wee hours again before being allowed to see the ‘Lion.’ This time, the ‘Lion’ had their time as he simply dialed a number, using his mobile phone and the contractor’s problem was instantly solved.

There is no doubt that Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu has become a personification of Lagos. Just as his word is law, he can do and undo. What started out like an act of drama at the beginning of the current democratic dispensation in 1999 has left Nigeria’s premier state, Lagos, as a mere fiefdom of Tinubu who bears the titular toga of the “Lion of Bourdillon.” Though there is nothing democratic about his bearing, he is, in fact, an Emperor.
And there is no escaping the damning reality that Lagos is being plundered by a group of political usurpers who wear the cloak of democratic emancipators in an apparent case of parading immunity as impunity.

It is, indeed, an irony that the people of the South-west , despite their sophistication, have been hoodwinked into the present pitfall through the doctrines of the late sage, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, being propagated by some desperate self-acclaimed messiahs. These masqueraders disguised as democrats on the platform of the National Democratic Coalition (NADECO), purporting to emancipate the South-west from the injustice of the annulment of the June 12, 1993 presidential election won by a Yoruba son, the late Chief MKO Abiola. Sadly, they only ended up foisting a most fraudulent robber-baron on the Yoruba nation.

A man with a questionable past is today addressed as Bola Ahmed Tinubu and he could bear any name from his weird past such as Yekini Amoda Ogunlere , Hameed Sangodele , Yekini Amoda or even Bobo Chicago. Ever since his inglorious eight years rule as Governor of Lagos from 1999 to 2007 on the platform of the Alliance for Democracy (AD), to date, he has more or less served as the chief looter who has unleashed the most egregious corruption and reckless looting on the treasury of Lagos State. Even as he hides under the guise of championing democratic principles, various frauds including financial crimes have been linked to him such that he can only be summed up as a perpetrator of diabolical deeds.

Tinubu was formally arraigned before the Code of Conduct tribunal in Abuja to defend himself against allegations that he operated foreign bank accounts between 1999 and 2007, while in office as governor, thus contravening Section 7 of the Code of Conduct Bureau and Tribunal Act, Cap 56 LFN, 1990.

The chairman of the tribunal, Justice Danladi Yakubu Umar, indeed had his hands full with the many charges against Tinubu. The charge sheet signed by the chief prosecutor, Kyari Ahmed, read : “That you Bola Ahmed Tinubu, former governor of Lagos State, being a public officer, as listed in part II of the fifth schedule to the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and having subscribed to the Oath of Office as enshrined in the seventh schedule to the 1999 Constitution on assumption in office, as such engaged yourself in the operation and maintenance of several foreign bank accounts namely:
“Name of Bank – First Heritage Bank, Country Club Hill, Illinois, USA; Account Name, Bola Tinubu, Account Number – 263226700. Name of Bank – Citi Bank NA. New York, USA; Account Name – Bola Tinubu and Compass Finance and investment Company Limited; Account Nos – 39483134, 39483396, 4650279566, 00400220, 39936383. Name of Bank. Citi Bank International, New York; Account Name, Bola Tinubu. Name of Bank – HSBC, 177 Great Portland Street London WIW60J: Account Name Sen Bola Tinubu; Account No. 71253670, Sort code-40-03-15. Name of Bank – HSBC, 177 Great Portland Street London WIW 60J; Account Name; Sen. Bola Oluremi Tinubu, Account No. 71253670, sort code 40-03-15. Name of Bank – HSBC, 177 Great Portland street London WIW 60J Account name, Sen. Bola Tinubu – money market, Account No.04320002DN. Name of Bank – HSBC, 177 Great Portland Street, London WIW 60J; Account name: Tinubu Zainab Abisola (Miss); Account No. 172447101. Name of Bank – HSBC, 177 Great Portland Street, London WIW 60J; Account Name, Tinubu Oluremi Shade, Account No. 41421522.”................................

http://www.thewillnigeria.com/politics/17289.html