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Politics › Re: Protest At US Embassy For Visa-Ban On Diezani, Adoke, Orubebe by Myself2(m): 2:46am On May 17, 2013
Rubbish

Criminals like Dino Melaye are still fooling many,even on nairaland cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Lawmakers Beg Police To Forgive Nasarawa Militia That Killed Over 30 Police Men by Myself2(m): 8:01am On May 10, 2013
utumunta: As long as our hallowed legislative chambers are peopled by illiterates whose pre occupation is to revel in aggrandisement, jokes like this will not cease to be churned out.
Exactly
A bunch of rascals,whose preoccupation is to fight the president,appropriate funds to themselves,use their committees to fleece MDAs,cavort with other like-minded criminals like them to feather their own nests.

I NEVER listen to those rogues,I dont even take them seriously
Jokes Etc › NEWS:FAA To Lift Ban On In-flight Use Of Electronic Gadgets by Myself2(op): 7:54am On May 10, 2013
Responses;


The FAA still hasn't lifted the restrictions on farting on planes.



Crockodile D • 4 hours agoReport Abuse
How about making flying saferhuh...If you can't wait till you land to call mom and tell her the weather...to freaking bad...it will be as bad as people driving while talking and texting...


Alaina • 9 hours agoReport Abuse
its sad that electronic devices have taken over life.
6 Replies .


BabaBooey • 9 hours agoReport Abuse
Awe, I was hoping it was a rule allowing me to keep my Monkey in my lap

http://travel.yahoo.com/ideas/faa-considers-allowing-electronic-devices-180030747.html
Politics › Re: Amnesty: Don’t Waste Tax Payers’ Money, Oritsejafor Tells Jonathan by Myself2(op): 7:38am On May 10, 2013
What a courageous straight-shooter
I like me a leader that says it as it is.Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor is truly the ideal leader for the christians in Nigeria at such a time as this
Politics › Amnesty: Don’t Waste Tax Payers’ Money, Oritsejafor Tells Jonathan by Myself2(op): 7:37am On May 10, 2013
Says Dokubo merely re-echoed Buhari’s statement
ABUJA—NATIONAL President of Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, Thursday, warned President Goodluck Jonathan not to waste tax payers’ money on an amnesty programme for the Boko Haram sect, describing it as ‘a futile exercise’.

Pastor Oritsejafor who stated this after receiving the award of ‘A True Servant of God’ conferred on him by the Christian Elders Forum of Northern States, NOSCEF, in Abuja told President Jonathan not to waste any more time on the amnesty proposal because it would not work.

The CAN President who wept profusely while recalling what he described as religious cleansing/genocide, asked rhetorically, “how do you explain this (targeting worshippers in the Church on Sundays), is it the Church that is now bringing the poverty they claimed was one of the reasons for the killing?”

Dedicating the award to the memory of victims of the sect, he admonished the President “to beware of some Northern Muslim leaders and their few Christian allies who always come to him to seek regional concessions with religious biases. People who do not see anything wrong in Boko Haram killing Christians, but want amnesty for murderous and blood-thirsty sect members”.

Oritsejafor further advised Jonathan to ignore some politicians who did not see anything when certain individuals from a section of the country vowed to make Nigeria ungovernable if “Jonathan becomes President in 2011”, but want him to arrest Asari-Dokubo “for repeating what they said earlier. Such hypocrisy should never be tolerated in a secular country like Nigeria”.

His words: “Today is historic, a day that the Lord has made and one of my best days. Indeed, this award of “A True Servant of God” will be a lasting memorial to me. All I have done in my over 40 years in ministry is to make people to witness the birth of a spiritual dynamic that will revitalise long-dominant moral values; an age of tolerance, understanding and total cooperation that will ultimately lead to a single but inclusive country.

“But, today, I am one of the most misunderstood men in Nigeria on account of my struggles to ensure that Christians and the Church in Nigeria are given a fair deal in the project called Nigeria, particularly in the North. This is why I have described this award as a memorial to me. This is why; also, I thank members of the Christian Elders Forum of Northern state, NOSCEF, for honouring me with this award. I can never thank you enough. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!


*Oritsejafor

“Perhaps, this award is the “tonic” I need to make me work, more than ever before, for Christ in spite of the criticisms to my person. I now feel relieved, assured and healthier to work for Our Lord and Master, Jesus Christ.

“I dedicate this award to the memory of victims of the Islamic group commonly known as Boko Harm, those injured and are living, their widows, widowers, orphans and those whose businesses have been terminated because of the activities of the sect and, indeed, to all persecuted Christians in Nigeria.

“If we agree that poverty, injustice and inequality are the causes of the insurgency by Boko Haram, a largely Islamic group, the question would be: are Muslims the poorest people, the most deprived? What about Christians? Can we say injustice and inequality, as they say, is limited to Muslims alone? Can the claim of poverty be justified if the weapons and arms being used by the Boko Haram sect are calculated in terms of naira and kobo? Where is the justice when the Almajiris have special schools built for them and none for Christian children in the North and South?

“Where is the equality when in most government parastatals, the staffing is heavily skewed in favour of a particular religion? With amnesty to the bargain for the Boko Haram sect members, would the Christian youths whose fathers have been killed benefit? Yet justice is an open wound, only truth can heal it.

“Here we are with an amnesty plan that would be futile in future and which aim is to divert the attention of reasonable Nigerians and the world from the cruelty of Boko Haram to Christians. From what is happening in this hall today, it is clear that the position of a few outspoken clergies remain unpopular among Christians in Nigeria. As the major victims of Boko Haram, we, the leaders of the Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, cannot afford the luxury of being quiet. Those groups with huge debt of integrity and credibility to pay and whose members are the ones terrorising our members can afford that.

“For us, Christians in Nigeria, the terrorism that is going on now is in pursuit of jihad. Again, it becomes difficult to separate if we consider the statements of the Boko Haram spokesman, Abu Qaqa, on August 1, 2012.

“Hear him: “The fact that we are the warriors of the Almighty and even the security forces are finding it difficult to contain our activities. We want to stress that in our struggle, we only kill government functionaries, security agents, Christians and anyone who pretends to be a Muslim but who engages in assisting security agents to arrest us”.

“This was the same day that the Emir of Fika in Yobe State, was attacked. The Shehu of Borno, had been attacked a month earlier. So, we can understand that the Muslims being attacked are those singled out for killing because of their critical stance against the activities of the sect. We utterly sympathize with the families of the clerics killed by the sect members because they stood for the truth. May the Almighty God grant them aljana fidausi. We also salute the courage of the traditional rulers who have been attacked at one time or the other and say that the truth in your mouths will continue to see you through”.


AWARD—Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor on the floor and in tears (inset) as Northern Christian elders pray for him during award ceremony conferred on him by Northern States Christian Elders Forum in Abuja, yesterday. Photo: Gbemiga Olamikan.

“Mallam Qaqa went further to state, “our crusade is meant to ensure the establishment of an Islamic state by liberating all Muslims from the excesses of the infidels. We strongly believe that Almighty Allah will reward us with his famous paradise in the hereafter as He rightly said in Charpter 9 verse 111 of the Holy Qu’ran”.

“With the above quotes, it is apparent that terrorism without jihad cannot be; they appear to have been created together. This is why Boko Haram is using terrorism to achieve its mission of Jihad. After all, what is Jihad? Jihad means using all one’s strength as well as moving toward an objective with all one’s power and strength and resisting every difficulty.

“This is why we insist that the primary targets of Boko Haram are Christians and their Churches. If this is not so, why is it that the attacks are mostly on Sundays when innocent Christians are in their Churches worshipping. Only this Sunday, gunmen as they are also called, attacked members of the Ekklisiyar Yan’uwa a Najeria (EYN) Church in Jilang village of Maiha Local Council in Adamawa State, killing 10 persons and injuring 12 others.

“The gunmen stormed the church at about 11.00 am while the Sunday Service was on going. According to one of the Newspaper reports, upon gaining entry, they started shooting at worshippers in the Church, who were listening to the preacher.

“Reports we in CAN get on daily basis from Borno, Yobe, Kano and some of the adjoining states are mind boggling. Do we speak of Christians pushed out of moving vehicles on the highway or those slaughtered like cow? What about those abducted from their homes and nothing is ever heard of them? There are other unreported cases of Christians shot in cold blood. You begin to wonder where these human rights groups are.

“Indeed, the arrogant and deriding manner with which Boko Haram dismissed the amnesty deal coupled with the earlier quoted statement by Abu Qaqa have both reinforced our stance that the sect’s only interest is to eliminate Christians and enthrone an Islamic state in Nigeria. This is why we are again calling on President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan not to waste tax payers’ money on a futile exercise.

“President Jonathan should review the amnesty deal for Boko Haram in view of the bravado by the sect leader, Mallam Shekau. Boko Haram is not only a local terrorist organization. It has a ring of international connection to it. Do not waste time pampering the sect members because the amnesty deal will not work.

“I do not intend to bore you with this issue of Boko Haram. But this is a subject that touches us most today as Christians. Permit me to call on President Jonathan to beware of some Muslim leaders in the North and their very few Christian allies who always go to him in droves to seek regional concessions with religious biases; people who do not see anything wrong in Boko Haram killing Christians but want amnesty for the murderous and bloodthirsty sect members.

“He should beware of those who kept mum when Odi and Odioma in Balyesa State and Zaki Biam in Benue state were destroyed by solders but now want Heavens to fall when Baga village came under military attack. He should beware of those who kept mum when Buhari and other Muslim leaders in the North said the country will be made ungovernable if President Jonathan becomes the President in 2011, but wants him to arrest Alhaji Mujahid Asari-Dokubo for repeating what they said earlier. Such hypocrisy should never be tolerated in a secular country like Nigeria.

“Nevertheless, we in CAN believe in peace and will continue to work for peace because without peace there can be no good governance that would yield the dividends of democracy. This is why I urge all Nigerians to work for peace in the interest of our generations yet unborn.

“I salute the resilience of our people and urge them to be more security conscious. I also salute our security agencies who in spite of attacks on them by the enemies of progress, have come to the rescue of our people. May the Almighty God continue to protect you all.”

Speaking on the choice of Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, the Chairman of NOSCEF, Evang. Matthew Owojaiye said Oritsejafor was chosen because of his commitment and dedication for the things of Christ, noting that when others tried to save their head, he dared to speak the truth.

He described Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor as a true servant of God and a man of the people, who is willing to lay down his life for the people.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/amnesty-dont-waste-tax-payers-money-oritsejafor-tells-jonathan/
Politics › Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Dokubo-Asari Dares IG, Reps, Others by Myself2(m): 7:33am On May 10, 2013
This is very good,it's high time someone told murderer Mohammadu Buhari that he is not the only one that can make violent political statements and go ahead to dare the agents of the state to arrest them.
Thanks Mujahid(ehatever that means) Asari for rubbing it in Ayatolah Buhari's face grin grin
Politics › Re: Clark To Orubebe: You Cant Be Governor Of Delta In 2015 by Myself2(m): 12:15pm On May 08, 2013
Orubebe is a not good,Ochei is a crook,who has been hand in gloves with Uduaghan in his looting spree,Ogboru is too arrogant and doesn't care about the opinion of a certain part of the state,Keyamo is a joker,he would be worse than Ibori,that leaves us with Arthur Ifeanyi Okowa,though this one still get im own for body,he still is the only one that commands state-wide appeal and followership,so except you're looking for a saint,Okowa is the most suited for now.
However I'll be so glad to see men of high integrity,fear of God and love for the people,come out and declare their intention as non of the above(including Okowa)has these qualities
Politics › Re: Shettima Ali Monguno Released By His Abductors by Myself2(m): 6:35am On May 07, 2013
grin grin grin grin

They're so confused,they staged the kidnap of one of their own

Wobbish
Politics › Re: Turai Defeats Patience In The Battle Of Land by Myself2(m): 5:02am On May 03, 2013
"Turai Defeats Patience In[b] The Battle Of Land[/b]"

Gbagaun on the front page,is it battle of land or battle for land
Politics › Re: Plot By APGA To Expel Okorocha Thickens by Myself2(m): 12:58pm On May 01, 2013
That treacherous cameleon should be stoned
Politics › Re: Grounded Aircraft: It’s Witch-Hunt of Political Opponents - Reps by Myself2(m): 12:52pm On May 01, 2013
[size=14pt]Liitle wonder nobody takes these representathieves seriously,most see them as mostly rogues,armed robbers and other criminals(as alluded to by a former president who is in a position to know)

Assuming the action was political(which was not anyway)pray tell,the governor whose aircraft was grounded and the speaker he was carrying,are they opposition party members?or which party leads the government that oversees the agency that grounded the aircraft,is it an opposition party, or the representathives are trying to tell us something we dont know about the party (dis)loyalty or Messers Amaechi and Tambuwal.

SMH @ dumb and criminal representatthieves that think through their butt-holes[/size]
Politics › Re: PDP May Move Against Disloyal-Governors by Myself2(m): 12:19pm On Apr 20, 2013
tigereyes: Am I the first? Anyway more crap from the opposition. Let's see
1. A secret meeting which just happened to have closet ACN members took place.
2. PDP known for their ineptitude (which has led to a desperate merger by the efficient opposition in order to contain them)have happily announced how they intend to prosecute the next presidential campaign.

I really don't know why Gbawe and his band of brainless co-travelers keep insulting our intelligence with this same old crap. Ok, Gbawe, congratulations you know the PDP strategy abi so the election has been won by the Axis of Evil Party right? Let me guess, your pay masters are keeping their strategy secret because they are competent not so?
Wow.So on point
Axis of evil,that was very deep
Politics › Re: PDP May Move Against Disloyal-Governors by Myself2(m): 12:18pm On Apr 20, 2013
taharqa: Another PROPAGANDIST nonsense from SAME PEOPLE who out of STU.PID DESPERATION fooolishly FORGED a 'Presidential Letter' purportedly directing Moves against susponsd 'Opponents' of d President (and did a terrible, Amateurist job at it, I might add ).. 3 Leadership Journalists and d Newspaper itself are already eating d Poo of dat very fooolish move, and facing a Minimum of 10yrs in Prison for allowing themselves to be usd by DESPERATE Politicians. And that shld even be d Least of their Problems for now. Both themselves and d People who put them up to such Foolly wud eventuali be SEVERELY dealt with, as it shld be........ By d way, if you are actuali CLEAN, you wud not be afraid of Anti-Corruptn Agencies Or what yr perceivd 'Opponents' wud do with them, No? At least, you wudn't be so afraid as to Forge Documents or pay sm Hungry Journalists for Sillly Stories like dis...
So I wasn't the only one that noticed it,ok
Politics › Re: ACN Convention Adopts APC As New Party by Myself2(m): 12:15pm On Apr 20, 2013
philips70: It's not rocket science to know you have comprehension problem. Go back to school
Your father;Your REAL father
It's only mad men that comprehend the blabbing of their kind,so pardon me if I'm too suave and dapper to understand your cacophonous post
Politics › Re: ACN Convention Adopts APC As New Party by Myself2(m): 5:16pm On Apr 19, 2013
philips70:
How does all these analysis and grammar affect the fact that politicians in this dispensation have stolen and stash away more money than was ever stolen in all the military administrations put together? How does it changed the fact that GEJ against all morality gave Alams a pardon even when telling the whole world he is fighting corruption all in the name he (Alams) is helping to curb oil theft (SMH)? How can you explain away the fact that GEJ has left a minister in the Petroleum ministry for this long despite all the monumental corruption being discovered in departments she's directly supervising? Is the Buhari government of the 80's responsible for all these? Even NOI intelligence could not cover up the shame of this nation on CNN. Maybe Ibori, Odili, Sylva, Lucky, Bode George, Bankole, Farouk etc are children of Buhari.
What are you babbling on and on about?
Its difficult reading few lines of incoherent text,now you've compounded the difficulty by writing a handout of incoherence

Abeg fly.
Politics › Re: ACN Convention Adopts APC As New Party by Myself2(m): 4:30pm On Apr 19, 2013
anonimi: kingoflag you obviously think everyone is at the same level of being a moro*n like you.
Sorry to dissapoint you.



The same money he used to import rice, sugar, milk, vegetable oil etc
See it is very easy. You only needed to think a little bit more.


The Nigerian National Supply Company (NNSC) was selling these [size=14pt]"essential commodities" (Essenco) at "controlled prices" with long queues for ordinary citizens while those who were "connected" to the khakhi boys in charge were making crazy money from their illegal allocations of the items.[/size]
You may need to ask the elders around you for more info on the happenings of that clueless era.
Just admit that your idol is a dimwit when it comes to running a country's economy with long term goals rather than short term quick fixes like those of drug junkies.
I will give it to the Ayatollah Brouhari that he is an excellent cold blooded murderer since the counter coup of July 1966 when he massacred his Igbo officers in Ikeja cantonment.



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Hats off to you bros,your analysis and sense of history are so impeccably on point that it's only inebriated nincompoops like kingoflag that would come here and spew putrid gibberish against sound reasoning
Politics › Re: ACN Convention Adopts APC As New Party by Myself2(m):
kingoflag: First off: WHY ARE YOU WRITING IN HUGE FONTS?! Are you ok?

Next: WHO THE FUXXCK ARE YOU?

I hate bigots. Go die somewhere hateful, backwards, failure-loving monkey. Go ahead and vote GEJ, beast!
First of,I typed in large fonts to make sure your acute hypermetropia didnt stop your sorry a.rse from reading my post
Then as to who I am,I'm the guy that fcked yo momma and made you watch.
You wanna turn this thread to a battle ground,bring it on biaaaatch
Politics › Re: ACN Convention Adopts APC As New Party by Myself2(m):
kingoflag: What is with the hate and desire for backwardness by you societally undesirable elements? In one fell swoop you agree that GEJ/PDP are crooks but your hatred for Buhari/Tinubu (obviously because of their religion and ethnicity--- u can deny it if you want) did not stop you from sounding crazy.
[size=14pt]It is your hatred of GEJ that's making you sound crazy.Show me where chucky234 mentioned GEJ in his earlier post to which you replied,also tell me that you believe that Tinubu is a lesser thief than any alleged thief in the PDP,so how can you seek to replace a small thief with a bigger thief.Note that chucky referred to Tinubu as Tinubu,that's very instructive.
Personally I'm all for having the best candidates run against whoever the PDP presents come 2015,but if the best ACN can offer is politically useless and undemocratic tyrants like Buhari,then hell will freeze over first before ACN/CPC/APC/APP/APGA or whatever name they go by,can wrest power from the PDP.
Come to think of it,is it possible for a poisonous tree to produce harmless juices?how does any sane human beign expect to get anything short of fraud,stealing and manipulation from Bola Tinubu huh

Wonder,wonder wonder wonder wonder[/size]
Politics › Re: ACN Convention Adopts APC As New Party by Myself2(m): 7:44am On Apr 19, 2013
How can they adopt APC;a name originally presented to INEC by AFRICAN PEOPLES CONGRESS,APC,which technically appears to be the legal APC?I thought the matter of who owns the name is in court?,I wont hedge my bets in any shaky,unsure contraption,especially one that is being championed by certificate forgers,drug barons,treasury looters,murderers of youth corpers and their fellow blood-sucking demons in human flesh,Nigerians beware

Ndi ara,,,,(apologies phyno)
Politics › Re: Presidency Reacts To ACN On Jonathan Use Of Lagos Roads by Myself2(m): 4:12pm On Apr 18, 2013
It is obvious that Alhaji Lai Mohammed does not have the least of understanding of the workings of government or official protocol. The insult to the president of the nation who is the symbol of our collective sovereignty as contained in his letter to Governor Fashola is obviously a
product of a warped mind that is equally evil and unprogressive. We have always known that Alhaji Mohammed is not fit to be a national officer of a decent political party as evinced by the outbursts and vituperations that emit from his shallow mind.

We know for a fact that Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola is of higher breed with proper upbringing and will not descend to[b] the level of debased political wretchedness to which Alhaji Lai Mohammed[/b] belongs
Debased political wretchedness,,,
hmmm,what an apt way to describe shameless Alahaji Liar Mohammed,no week passes by without Alj Liar Liar proving to the world that the ACN indeed consists of criminals and ill-bred nitwits who know next to nothing about democracy and protocol
Politics › Re: No Assassination Attempt On Dino Melaye – Abuja Police Commissioner by Myself2(m): 4:10am On Apr 18, 2013
[size=14pt]Two scenarios are very likely here;

For a Dino Melaye that has been jobless for over two years and has been known to have bought cars worth hundreds of millions of naira(without any visible legal livelihood),he must have been up to no good,so maybe his partners in crime are after him for whatever wrong he may have done them

OR

For an attention seeking fraud like Dino,anything is possible just to get attention and public sympathy[/size]
Politics › Re: Fashola Puts Country’s Woes On Leaders’ Poor Education by Myself2(m): 8:04pm On Apr 15, 2013
grin grin grin

[size=14pt]This Fashola is truly a stubborn goat
He is just taking pot shots at his mentor,Bola Tinubu(who goes about parading fake university certificates ala University of Chicago[/size])[/
]

Dont even nit-pick between national and state,we get your pun Mr Fashola tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Will You Vote For BUHARI In The Forthcoming Election? by Myself2(m): 9:00am On Apr 08, 2013
Tufiakwa
I dont vote for murderous criminals,let his fellow dogs and vultures vote for him in their losing camo,while we vote and determine the winners.Losers y'all can suck on it
Crime › Re: My Share Was Only N45.5M - MMA Robberies Suspect by Myself2(m): 8:21am On Apr 03, 2013
Guseh: 

“The armed robbers involved in the airport robbery of February 2012, where N600 million was robbed and the March 13, 2013 MMIA robbery include Teslim Okunola now late, Kazeem Aderibigbe (the middle man that linked the armed robbers with the informant), Ibrahim Abdullai (main informant), Emmanuel Ehianeta (who earlier met his waterloo in the hands of operatives of SARS, during a gun battle in October 2012,during which12 AK 47 rifles , one Pump action magazine and several ammunition were recovered) ; Christian Joshua (from whom one Fiat Space bus with registration number AKD 791 BD, modified to carry rifles was recovered); Saheed Adekunle , Fasasi Jamiu, Ifeanyi Douglas(still at large) Felix Sunday (still at large) Asiwaju (still at large) and Shina Aremu a.ka. China (still at large)”.

During interaction with Crime Alert, the suspects said the policemen were shot dead out of frustration, over their inability to get their target. The robbers as gathered, missed their target that fateful day as they were held up in traffic. They regretted that but for the traffic they would have realised about N1 Billion from the foiled operation.

I got N45 Million—Atoba Adeniyi
Another suspect who identified himself as Atoba Adeniyi , 32, gave a vivid explanation on how the gang carried out the March 13, 2013 attack at the International airport. Although he claimed not to have fired a shot during the attack, he revealed however,that his role was to monitor the road right from Ijebu-Ode to the International airport and briefed his gang on where policemen were stationed. He further disclosed how the gang also struck last year at the same airport, where they carted away the sum of N600 Million.

Hear him, “ I joined the gang last year. Before then, I was in Bayelsa. I was tricked by one of them to come and join them in a crude oil business and I came,only to realise late that it was robbery. My role in last year’s operation was to drive but I did not shoot. We were successful and at the end, I got N45 Million as my share. I used the money to buy a tanker, three vehicles, out of which I used as taxi. But I was duped of N10 million in the process.

arrange a meeting between I and his school mate whom he identified as Asiwaju. We met in a hotel around Ikeja,where he (Asiwaju) assured us he was going to organize his gang to do the job. Few weeks later, Kazeem called to say Asiwaju had been able to get a five -man- robbery gang to do the job and that all they wanted was to meet with me, to confirm if the money was there.

The people moving the money out of the country do that every Wednesday. So, I invited members of the gang to come see for themselves. On the day they came, they pretended to be working with me. The following Wednesday( in February), I and Kazeem didn’t go close to the airport, we were in a bar drinking and waiting for the gang to call us. By 11 pm I got news of therobbery at the airport and I called Kazeem and informed him. We called Asiwaju and his gang members to get an update but all their lines were switched off. I became worried and thought Kazeem might have conspired with his friends to make away with the money.

But on Saturday of that week, I received a call from Asiwaju who said we (Kazeem and I) should come to Ijebu-Ode to get our money. We went and were handed two nylon bags containing N1.5m each. But I rejected mine because I knew the money robbed was much and felt my share ought to be more because I brought the job.. I was even about fighting with him when Kazeem held me back and whispered to me that Asiwaju was a dangerous man. Asiwaju later explained to me that the man who brought the guns they used for the job hijacked all the money and gave them peanut to share. He also said that the money he gave us was out of his own share. Out of the amount, I bought a car and opened a phone accessories shop at Computer Village.

I didn’t speak with them again until March this year when I heard of another robbery at the airport. I called Asiwaju and he said they did the job but that it wasn’t successful. He told me that before they got to the airport that the money had been moved from the parking lot into the departure hall in the airport and that they couldn’t get into the place. He promised to see me when he comes to Lagos.

How I was arrested
But last week, I was in my house resting,when the police came and apprehended me. When I was brought to SARS and was interrogated alongside other members, I realized I and Kazeem were short changed. Atoba, one of Asiwaju’s gang members told me that Asiwaju was given N90 million but he gave us only N3million. I’m not angry that I was arrested but I feel terribly bad that someone could cheat me in that manner.”

We killed the policemen because we missed our target
For Christain Joshua, he has this to say: “I and Saheed Adekunle, were the first to be at the airport. Our boss Teslim Okunola, also known as Esho, who was killed during the operation,instructed us to stay at the airport and monitor the movement of the cash before their arrival. We did but unfortunate, Esho, Asiwaju, and K-money who were supposed to storm the airport with the arms were held up in traffic and before they got to the airport, the money had been moved from the parking lot to the airport.
Asiwaju who owns the rifles got N3million while six of us got N550,000, each. I used part of my share to clear off some of my debt before I was arrested.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/i-made-n45m-from-the-airport-robbery-suspect/
shocked shocked shocked
What is it with all these people called Asiwaju and crime huh huh
If they are not armed robbers,they will be drug pushers or robbers of state treasury or very big judiciary bribe-givers.
Na wa o (every pun intended) cool cool
Education › Fg To Scrap Jamb Exam, Neco, Napep by Myself2(op): 6:41am On Apr 03, 2013
ABUJA—The Federal Government is scrapping the National Examinations Council, NECO, and the National Poverty Eradication Programme, NAPEP among other government agencies. It is also divesting the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board of powers to conduct examinations into tertiary institutions in the country.


Some candidates during Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations



The government is taking the decision in order to streamline agencies of government and reduce the cost of governance.

The decision, Vanguard gathered is part of the recommendations of the Steve Oronsaye Panel Report on the reform of government agencies and ministries.

The Oronsaye Committee Recommendations

Mr Oronsaye who was the former Head of the Civil Service of the Federation recommended the abolition of 38 agencies, merger of 52 and reversal of 14 to departments in ministries.

According to the white paper, which was drafted by a committee headed by the Attorney General of the Federation, Mohammed Adoke, the Joint Admission and Matriculations Board would be divested of the powers to conduct matriculation examinations into tertiary institutions while universities would be allowed to conduct their entrance examinations to students.

Although the JAMB would not be scrapped, it would be a mere administrative structure that would set standard for minimum requirements on how the various universities would conduct entrance examinations.

JAMB to be re-modelled

JAMB will be modelled along same line with the body in the United States of America which sets standards for admissions into institutions of higher learning.

Other decisions taken by government on the Oronsaye committee include the scrapping of the National Examinations Council, NECO, the National Poverty Eradication Programme, NAPEP, and the National Complaints commission.

The report seen by Vanguard, recommended that the functions of NECO would be assumed by the West African Examinations Council, WAEC, which will also take over the structures of NECO nationwide.

In order to make up for the deluge of students who sit for the external examinations of Neco, WAEC would be expected to conduct two external examinations, one in January and another in November for external students while still running its internal examination programmes for secondary school students.

Under the proposal, the National Poverty Eradication Programme would be replaced by an agency called National Agency for Job Creation and Empowerment (NAJCE) while the National Complaints Commission will be merged with the National Human Rights Commission.

The Government rejected the recommendation urgung the scrapping of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, the Independent Corrupt Practices Commission and the Ministry of Police Affairs, saying it would be counter productive.

A member of the committee told Vanguard that the decision was preparatory to government’s plans to overhaul major sectors in the country.

“JAMB will be divested of the admission provision. It will no longer conduct examinations but will be a clearing house. Every school will admit its students.

“Neco will be scrapped and its infrastructure will be merged with that of the West African Examination Council (waec).

“Universities will be allowed to set their standards but jamb will set the minimum standard for admission into all tertiary institutions” the source said.

Several efforts to reach the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity failed as he did not pick his phones as at the time of this report.

It will be recalled that the Oronsaye report stated that the average cost of governance in Nigeria is believed to rank among the highest in the world.

Oronsaye said in his report that “there are 541 Government Parastatals, Commissions and Agencies (statutory and non-statutory).

“Going by the recommendations of the Committee, the figure of statutory agencies is being proposed for reduction to 161 from the current figure of 263.

“The Committee believes that if the cost of governance must be brought down, then both the Legislature and Judiciary must make spirited efforts at reducing their running costs…”

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