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Politicstoday:
dey no resemble at all. 😂

Plz stop d joke...

She resembles him more dan d so-called legitimate ones

Image123:
Expect Obi lamba followers to wish that it happens in Nigeria, those guys are frustrated souls possessed from hell.

I don't think dey're frustrated bro... Dey're just exerting their ruggedity. Na cartel men dem. Their money go feed u and u beyond. Moreover, probably one of their boss broke free from jail,, so, Where's the frustration coming from?

ChybuzzDD:
Stop talking nonsense that you're not sure of.
I have overhead tank and every house in my village has one.

Oga just calm down and stop showing urself...

I actually schooled in Imo state. Precisely Umuagwo, but I lived in Mgbirichi. Da was back in 2010/2012.... Where I lived and around us were same scenario.
People who cared about UP-Tank are ones da have upstairs or beautiful houses.
But den, u would see people living in old or uncompleted building drilling boreholes. I mean, it's not a thing for just d rich, average people have boreholes too.

And den, most importantly... I was part of drilling crew while schooling, it was my side hustle den. So, am not telling u wot I don't know about. Den, we could drill a borehole for as low as 300k or so.

So chill, wot am talking is wot am conversant with.

I still know d procedure of how we use to run d borehole for people sef.... We dey even run dem street join

MOD: hope my last paragraph isn't misleading.
By street I mean;
Ordinarily while drilling we knew where we've got to using sand sample, and after each pipe has gone in, we brings out sand sample. So, assuming we charged u base on say d water is 180'meters and luckily we got water just around 130 or 140meters, we would duplicate some samples on d ground so it tallied with wot we bargained or quoted... Sometimes, we go with dis equipment used by electricians which we did put in d ground to tell the water level, but den, it was just efizzy! E no dey tell anything, we just wanna appear professionals.

But den, our service was top-notch! We never disappointed.

Sonnobax15:

Right now, I'm drowned in the kindness I've shown towards my woman....E come be like say she use jazz take do me . Abi she even squeeze me inside coca cola bottle .

The greatest lesson I learned last year was that--"Don't be too nice towards humans,if not, they'll take you for granted"

U've spoken d mind of many...
Sometimes e dey b like jazz...

But, if u don't behave da way to every lady out there, dat it's just towards dis particular one, den, it could be pure affection.
I don't think it's bad... It can only be bad wen it's everyone.

danowena:
Chelsea that is second only to Man Utd in disappointing fans. They will mess up.

Where Arsenal come dey?

Abeg Man U and Chelsea no dey d same frequency...

Odogwuzack:
In saner climes, even this their fake messiah would have died in prison for diverting state's fund into family business but this is Nigeria where you become a saint as soon you leave the corridors of power especially if you are able to run on tribal and religion sentiments.

https://saharareporters.com/2019/01/30/peter-obi-questioned-why-he-invested-30m-state-funds-company-where-his-family-owns-shares

If actually he has invested in his family business, dont u think it's even better provided it's being productive...??
Infact, dey will be even more diligent in/wit it cos dey wouldn't want their family business to crumble...

Also, other areas or business u think he should've invested in, are they not owned by human being? Are u ok?? Or is it his fault dat his family has a striving business one can invest on? Or, u wanted him to invest in foreign man business wen we have local equivalent? ...stop playing!

Just create ur own business, be good in it, who knows, government might remember u if its worth it...

adecz:
How many weeks does this manual
drilling take❓

Weeks...

Start by 6.am, before 2.pm u're done.

Actually water level is high in Imo state. 150feet or 180feet u've gotten water.

The majorly use hand drilling for dia boreholes. Dey dont even bother using Up-Tank, dey just dig borehole, drop Tank on the ground and connect dia water.

TruthsFM:
it is highly false and fake. Kindly disregard it. SCOAN has debunked the false accusations and fake news of bbc reports. Not true at all

Who b SCOAN...? We're talking of Allegations on TB Joshua himself and u're talking about SCOAN debunking wot I don know.

U were expecting the new daddy G.O or church who are currently benefiting where dey didn't so to affirm d claim or wot? Are u joking??

U know wot it means for one to grant such interview? These are team that worked under him.@TB Joshua.

Plz some allegations are "axiom" ... dey're too open to b refuted.

ednut1:
pastors that have children outside wedlock keep them hidden usually

I don't think he meant to make it open...

He was even strict/harsh on her probably to divert attention.

But den, some truth can't b hidden for ever.
The gal resembles him too, so...

Dpharisee:
Nothing funny here, but a troll must troll because Obi was mentioned instead of asking questions why the Ghanaian government will cancel such an important event with Pan African attendees

Na common sense dey elude dem....

To them, dey cancelled d event because Peter Obi came ... Common sense is not really common. Little do dey know da such event warrants strict invitation. And it's an honor da Obi was invited. And in turn, dey're honored to have Obi in their midst...

But, is dia common sense not telling dem dat an unsolicited attendant could easily be bundled out instead of cancelling an entire event...?

But let's take it da way. Dat an African event got cancelled because one man came. the person na odogwu!

opamoses1:
They should have stayed in Nigeria where the bulk of their supporters are intead of going to Ghana. What a shame.

Keep quiet.

Stop talking lavishly. It makes one look silly.

TruthsFM:
it never happen, it’s false accusations

Are u joking?

Some of the clips in the documentary a real videos from the so-called synagogue o.

This is information from first-hand people. Not dey say, I hear.

People are interviewed separately and dia submission all tallied.

Let me tell u, with time, more people who are battling the trauma will speak up...

U should watch the interview before talking. Borrow data if u no get. Cos one thing about some people is da dey give submission without proper information.

ednut1:
This thing now sounding fishy. If she was a threat to him , he wont have her near his church 😒

She grew in d church... Certainly didn't perceive her as a threat. Her confrontation on him came just die minute

KingDash09:
Omo Naso one pastor for my side won dey show himself cause him be man of God
Say tithe wey I Dey put dey small make I try add small hand



Omo Naso I change am for am oh
I no dey gree for anybody this year walahi

For u to still be giving shi-shi in the name of tithe to those criminal means U're still in shackles.
If u wan give anything to God, give it to the vulnerable/poor ones around u. God said so!
"Anything u give the poor around u, unto me u've given." Ur pastor no b God!

Obakoolex:
In every rumour there's always an atom of truth. But the question remains....what kept the daughter mute when he was alive??
At least she claimed others were brainwashed.

Like u didn't watch d interview?

The daughter was the only one who confronted him openly about his crimes, and she was beaten mercilessly.

U know, according to them, once u enter d place, no coming out o. U're more of being in a dungeon.

TruthsFM:
False accusations here. Not true at all

Why would her own daughter even accuse him falsely? Certainly he treated her badly

oz4real83:
Thr UK don't joke with lives and welfare of their citizens, why will UK citizens report to UK authorities that they just escaped death and other dangers and that there were still other UK citizens still in danger and the UK did nothing? That shows there is a lie somewhere , the report is either fake, or there is something we are not being told

One thing about UK or US is dat dey don't rush into things... They do diligent investigation before coming up with findings. It doesn't matter how long it takes. Dey can trail a situation for over 10yrs before nailing it. I wish d findings came out while he was still alive, atleast he would have time to defend himself. Now da he's dead, I wonder if it makes enough sense...

As for TB Joshua, am not one his disciples,,, but I instinctively believe he had powers(but I can't tell d source of d power). I also believe there could be things sinister about him.



Dats more reasons dey should stop pampering religion and all these men of God. They are also citizens, and should be treated squarely. Any complaint about dem should b iminently looked into.
And anyone da does fake miracles should b charged with religious fraud, because it's fraud! U decieve people to make money and relevance. Untill den, dey won't learn lessons.

Vinnie2000:
Lolss.

The thing Tire you, Abi?

I don't know what he was Expecting when he was Going there.

After Cross over Service Yesterday, I checked into a Bar in my hood in Warri/Sapele road to just chill,
If you See plenty Ashawos around, looking for Available customers.

The World is Corrupt and Nigeria don Hard, so Pple are doing different kinds of Hustling.

When dey say there's dignity in labour, I think ashawo work is not exempted o. ...
If u go plaza for Lichemsu, Ghana, ur thought about life itself will change. . Ashawo na serious business , and their services dey very important, dey're really saving lives, and making the world a better place. I'm being honest here.

But anything wey go make God no start from Ghana wen he wan destroy d world, me no go gree o

Sonnobax15:

Once you don notice say two small mangoes don dey vex comot out from her chest,stop am.

Why wait till mangoes start coming out?

Once she learns how to hold sponge ...she should start bathing herself. I believe a 4yrs or 5yrs can bathe herself.

DonBenny77:
Oga go and learn how to cook. Even billionaires cook, sometimes you surprise your wifey too like as they return from that village trip food should be ready for them to eat.
Cooking is science just like chemistry right proportion, volume, quantity, timing even Google can teach you. No dey dull yourself... Talk true you enjoy that yam you just chop. What stopped you from making small decent gravy with small fish and other condiments. SMH

Lol..
Bro calm down , yam and red oil is not a bad delicacy. Eastern part of Nigeria enjoy it alot, both rich and poor.

Kobojunkie:
You couldn't do anything to save him as a child yet now that he is an adult, you think it your place still to monitor his life and choices? One would expect that by now you would have learned to love him as he is. Is that too much for you to so?

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In case anyone would come in pretending Scripture on their side in this, make I help una small. In Genesis 3 vs 16, the Almighty who created man and certified man to be of good quality by His standard, took to washing His hands off the multiplying process --- childbearing--- which was meant to populate the earth with more of the man He had made after man fell. Guess what that meant? With God's curse on childbearing— a curse which rendered it unholy and not of His Kingdom— all who are born into this world were as a result born unholy and hence unrighteous(not of good quality), removed from God. No single individual born of a woman is born perfect from the womb.

So, whenever you look at a gay man or a disabled individual, realize that you are just as cursed as he is, only that your damage is just not as obvious as theirs may seem to you.

Abeg put religion apart and just b rational. No b everybody believe in wot u believe.
Who cursed who to start with?
Dey cursed woman to suffer in childbearing because she ate forbidden fruit, every other animal da suffers during childbearing also ate d fruit? If u have seen goat deliver, u would know dey even suffer more than human.

.... coming to d issue at hand, I think being a gay esp those from birth are biological. Maybe during mutation or sth like dat.
And I think such could b corrected when dey're still tender by applying or reducing the right hormones. I mean, if transgender could also happen in adulthood, is it not even better to use it in correcting those abnormally wen dey are still babies?

SQLmastar:
The first of rule of Relationship is TRUST.
Why would you browse her phone chats? Those are private data and totally unacceptable.

She is probably a pretty a lady, therefore there is every tendency she would receive constant wooing from the male folks.

Chats, screenshots, etc. are not a proof of her infidelity.
The only proof of infidelity in a relationship is if you catch her "red-handed" in the act.

Wen u create an avenue for distrust, there it comes!

The question is, why d screenshot?? We only screenshot wots important to us.

Trust a gal on campus at ur own peril.

santaclaws:
Anyone who can conveniently eat this can eat a human being...

Those places where they eat monkeys and baboons in Nigeria are the same places where you'll find cannibals. 🤐

Plz where in Nigeria?

Emeskhalifa:
All a woman says during love making na to make you nut quick quick.

Most the pleasurable sounds and cry they make are fake and lies.

Better wise up men, if una wan last longer during the do oo

We ain't talking about olosho here...

Why would ur real woman wan make u cum quick quick?

Kingosytex:
Barking dogs don't bite

I just like Israel, they back up their words with actions.

So, how would u know dey don't bite wen u've not crossed d red light...?

... I mean, dare Dem and see how sure/true are their words.

Israel don't bark? ... including Netanyahu dat has been bleating like a she goat in heat?

Annie2059:
Something wey never happen and you no know if e go happen, na em you carry for mind come dey pepper you like this..your life must be filled with so much negativity..
Make una try dey think beyond women matter for this country... we get enough problems already

Ha, aunty, u don't think about problems wen dey're already there. U should b proactive. U should b thinking ahead.

...also, dis one is enough problem to think about. Life starts from family,,,

Naijanascam:
What is the best crossover captions that caught you most this year?...

Let's share them here📍📍

A friend just invited me to his church for crossover night, also tolde to come with money (reasonable amount) which I will use to see seed against next year. I asked him who d money is for, and he said God.
I told him I will come, but after praying with d money, instead of dropping it, I would go with it, and buy things for myself, also buy better food nd chop for God lives in me.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
U should be thanking the pilot..crashlanded on a zone where damage/fatality will be minimal. Your skydaddy failed as usual.

Imagine say una crash on top high rise building, high mountain, power plant, petrol tankers? That is when you will know why ambulance are taking people to hospital instead of adoration/church ground...

It wasn't even crash landing...
It was just an emergency landing. D jet clearly didn't crashland.

Kingosytex:
I'm not trying to exonerate the guy, he clearly broke the bro code but the woman takes the greater part of the blame.
Women are the custodians of sex, they're like commodity sellers. If I approach you to buy some goods and you say you aren't selling then there is nothing I can do.

This moral decadence that is prevalent in Nigeria can be curtailed if the men want. Imagine men setting standards like 'no virginity, no marriage', all the ladies will zip up.

Lol... At ur last paragraph, e good. But d question is, u as a man, u fit wait till marriage to nack?

Botragelad:
Shut your mouth dude!
You must reckon the US and Israel are blabbermouths like Iran who chat on the media for laughs. ISRAEL warns you and they chase you.

Iran has been backing terrorist to do sneaky strikes but when US hits back everyone starts to moan and sob. Look how a single strike from US wiped out these TERRORISTS yet all their attack on US base can't even make a scratch. Don't rile up a sleeping lion.

Iran is a bloody wimp with their hollow threats, they are only good at funding terrorists. If they cock up they will sure get their arse kicked.

U open mouth wide open and b talking nonsense.
Try to b media literate.

So, wen someone misuses sth bought from u, u're the sponsor. And should be held accountable for it.

So, all the atrocities several groups around d world have been perpetrating using American weapons don't deserve to b called out?
US da make weapons for fun. U know d havoc being caused on daily using US weapons?

Also, even d US knows d military capability of Iran but some infidels in certain shiteholes don't know...

Close ur gutter plz!!!

1MILLIONLiGHTS:
UK, I like their English . So sweet and therapeutic to one's hearing.

E sweet pass broken/Pidgin English?

CHRISTFUCKER:
No gf


But I'm giving my cousin my preek for Christmas

I hope dis is typo??