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Samantha124:
Most SA tribes' cultural dance attires for young women display their breasts, it's not just Zulus.

Displaying of breasts is not really a big deal here... And besides, there's no one in this world who has never seen breasts before...

Hmmm, incredible! Breasts are sensitive parts of women and should be given some honor plz...

Here, it's rather seen as indecent exposure.

But wait o, don't tell me u aswell walk about dangling breast up and down??

Samantha124:
I'm not flexible enough for that dance... ... If you see them dancing and then throwing themselves on a concrete floor, you'll know what I mean.

If I throw myself on that concrete floor, it'll probably take the work of medical doctors to get me up...

Abeg o, my hand no dey o...

But wait make I ask o,. Why do dey feel unperturbed dancing in such dressing? @topless/braless... Dem no value dia milk industry as we do down here?

xin5:
Please is that how it's been done? I bought a land early 2018 and now I feel like selling out. The families who sold it to me said they are entitled for their own percentage from the money the buyer is offering. Please I need to know if that's how it's done. I only went to inform them I would be handling the piece of land to a new owner and thought kola nut and palm wine would be it, since they also sold to several people there and also have some available I thought I should let them know for future reference... instead they are asking how much I am selling and wants to know every details of it.

Meanwhile the deeds that's about to be prepared would be in my name and that of the buyer, what consigns the family?

I had to tell them that's not possible it's my own land I bought from them I am selling, he went further and said it's either they buy it back from with same amount I bought 2018 or I give them their percentage from the appreciating amount or I develop and let matter rest.


Please help

Lol...
Them b thieves! dey want to eat dia cake and have it. No mind dem...

We did such transaction in d past... We didn't involve d family da earlier sold d land to us. Why should we?

And for saying dey should buy d land from u d amount dey sold it to u for close to 5yrs now tells their real intention. Dey still have eyes on d land.
Even if dey care to buy it back now, u should b d one to decide how much.

Samantha124:
I've never done that dance before...

I'll probably need to go to the gym first before I attempt it..😂😂😂

Lol...
Why do u need gym? U ain't fit enough?

I was so much thrilled d day I saw a little (I think 2yrs) gal do d dance.

Samantha124:
Only Zulus do that... The sooner you guys learn that SA is not a Zulu nation, the better.

There are other tribes and each tribe has got its own unique traditional dance moves.

Wow... Maybe dey d predominant one. @Zulu

Samantha124:
Which dance?

Da one dey use to throw their leg up... As though they want it to pass dia head.
It's a traditional dance... Usually danced braless

wrongnumber:
We already know how it will end.

1. On the case of certificates and forms submitted to INEC. Shetiima double nominations will be judged as pre-election matters.


2. On the case of electronic transmission of results, INEC has the right to decide how elections are conducted and transmitted.

3. On rigging allegation, not enough evidence to prove it happened.

4. On forfeiture of $460k, it was a civil forfeiture and not criminal.

5. On the case of 25%, Abuja is treated as a 37th state and Tinubu got 25% in far more than two third of 37 states hence he is duly qualified.

This outcome is 90% guaranteed.

Atiku should focus on uncovering the undeniable truth that he is an imposter who used the details of a female to gain admission to Richard Darley college and subsequently the crooked Chicago State University

At ur no.5, I learnt such case has happened in d past where a candidate declared winner was challenged in d Court cos he didn't win Abuja, but d ruled that the winner musnt win Abuja, dat he only needs to get 25% vote cast there. So, if precedent should be reviewed, den, Tinubu has case to answer.

Samantha124:
I'm gonna speak from an African woman's perspective, especially a South African woman.

There's this stereotype that an African woman is expected to have a curvy figure like a figure 8... For example, as a South African woman, I didn't know that South Africa is considered to have a high number of curvy women until I joined nairaland because it had never came to my attention one bit.

At first I didn't take the comments seriously here on nairaland, until I came across two videos of Nigerian women based here in SA talking of how SA women are gifted with curves and big behinds... I never paid attention to any of those things, maybe because I'm also an SA woman.

So I decided that I was gonna do my own findings, this other time I was at a mall and I decided that I was gonna check my SA ladies out and I was shocked by what I saw, it was like 85% of them were bootylicious... ... But I was like noo, I can't make any conclusions yet because I'm in Durban and maybe it's possible that it's only the Zulu girls who have the booty, so I waited until I go home to Polokwane to check my Sepedi girls out...

Of course I finally did traveled back home and this one time I was at a shopping center with my nephew, we had ordered for some pies and while we were still waiting for our orders, I decided that I'm gonna check out my Sepedi ladies out to confirm what some male nairalanders have been saying... .. I was shocked the second time.. .. I saw Nicki Minaj figures walking around and I couldn't help but wonder to myself how come I didn't notice all these things all my life... Not all of them were curvy, but most of them did have the curves and the booty.

So as an African lady, if you lack self confidence, you might end up having a low self-esteem and using butt pads to look like other African ladies outside.... Even now I'm still shocked by what I saw...

I think dey have such body due to da dia dance... It seems to build d body. Full of energy. (SA ladies go strong aswell...)

IconicR:
Fornication, stealing, killing are all sins but he was boldly saying the girl I brought home like it's a normal thing
After condemning the girl let's also condemn the act that led to the stealing
Let's be righteous this Sunday

Like someone already pointed out, u're not making sense.

Sometimes some people can sound silly while trying to b logical.

Sometimes u do make sense, but here, ...far from it.

opamoses1:
Erosion has been dealing with anambra like forever. In a few years, only God knows how much of that state will be left.

Da stat from d commissioner is not true...

Where and where exactly?

Well, I believe dey make those claims to get aids from international bodies and nothing more...

helinues:
Hahahaha, someone hacked into your computer, had the guts to tell you, do you have an idea how many of your information such person is in possession of?

Secondly, for him to have hacked into your computer successfully without you knowing mean he his a genius.

Thirdly, I will hire him because of his honesty

I will hire him, cos he would divulge to us d loopholes in our security system to us, and help us fortify it....

Will hire him straightaway

Man.u played dem d oda day, Chelsea no gree us hear word...

IconicR:
Seriously I've seen more marriages of uneducated couples lasting very long than the educated ones, what could be the reason for this?

Education somehow makes people exposed and wild at same time

U as an example , ur fluency in English has helped u attack people here on Nairaland even on negligible issues .
If to say na marriage, u think say e go easy?
I mean, wahala fit don sup one time or d other

Origin:
Abeg carry your myopic world view away from here. So many uneducated ladies with 2-3 prior marriages but you are using famous divorces to judge.

And in this archaic and myopic view you all believe that divorces are caused by women? That marriage successes are based on the efforts of the wife....

That Mr A will read and it is Mr B that will pass the exams? That as educated as you are you would base the success of a marriage on an uneducated woman. Or that you would choose an uneducated woman as the mother of your kids.

I love all women in whatever shapes they come and would hope that even if one falls for an uneducated woman one would do their utmost to make them educated.

U just dey rush things...
Slow down and make ur points clearer

MrsTwrite:
What happened to her lips?

Lip filler... @augmentation

FreeStuffsNG:
Is he the only child of the deceased? His siblings, uncles, aunts and mother nko?

I believe the corpse has always been in the custody of the wife and children of the deceased so who is giving the corpse to the family again?

May God console his family and associates. Check my signature for free stuffs!

U know wether d corpse came from outside?

He's d first son naa, also a federal rep member.

julaion:
Mumu idiot like you,no be ur Yoruba brother them catch some,about Igbo don dey answer bolade

He didn't mean dat.
D guy na just werey

Akaegwu:
Igbo people spoiling Nigeria's name everywhere. Dele bolade

Lol... U no well..

Dis ur talk, if dey should liken it to eyes, na 4:30 eyes o...

Kobojunkiee:
LOL....Dem dey force "caring" on people? I don't know there family life enough to determine whether she cares about the father or not. All I simply pointed out is that she could instead be urging her mother to leave for her own interest.

Lol... Since u don't know d family life enough to determine, I also think the daughter's husband is even d one encouraging her mother-inlaw to keep staying...

Fugazy2023:
Op, just say some stupid tribalistic igbo lawyers staged a walk out. Some people are so stupid and tribalistic to the extent that they don't even hide it anywhere anytime.
Weather they like it or not, Zazu don perform and he don collect him money. Na the useless fake lawyers lose

Wot has tribe got to do with dis?

Davido, Wizkid, Teni, Ruger, etc were past participants on same event and there was no fuss or walkout, ...dey now revolted against d choice for Portable dey now turn tribal? Ur head needs to be checked, honestly.

omoadeleye:
Entertainment is entertainment, they were just hating

Hating on who exactly, and why?

ronalmagic10:
He was invited by the organizers who are also lawyers so you can direct your anger at the organizers not the artist

Dats exactly wot dey did...
Possibly dey went for cheaper article. I wouldn't know. Joking

ronalmagic10:
Same charge and bail lawyers that were fighting the other day cos of a football match?

Same charge and bail lawyers that stole food and souvenirs in the last NBA conference

Same charge and bail lawyers deceiving pan.dora and atiku to eat their money while applauding President Tinubu and licking his ass

Make them get out

Football has no barrier... It's enjoyed by men in all spheres of life. It's a game of contact, it's an emotional sports...

...plz don't compare it with portable and his music. He can perform somewhere else, but not in such arrangement.

Romanoff:
I have said this before and I'll say it again, no woman leaves a man who treats her well.

My own MIL, the highest she can stay for Omugwo is 3weeks, she even try for you sef for that three weeks. She will be running back to her husband.

You see a woman that "nags", it is because she still cares about you, when she goes silent, wetin dey her mind, na only she know. She will endure till the right time to bolt. The man will now be wondering where he went wrong not knowing that he went wrong a long time ago, na manifestation he just dey see.

Treat your wives well, don't be a Lion in the home, be relatable, treat your wives with love and respect, develop friendship and intimacy with your wife that will sustain you both till old age.

I know old women who don't stay for Omugwo cause them no fit leave their husband, such husbands are reaping where they sowed ni. If they were bad to their wives, you think the wives will be running back to them?

What kind of old woman wants to start life afresh, even looking for a job in UK at that old age when she should be enjoying retirement with her husband?

Make una dey ask these kind questions.

Lol... It's not always same.
Conception can b deceptive atimes... U can b treating people well without dem knowing/misunderstanding u. Although dey can realize later dat u really cared about. Don't u think so?
So, dat d woman decides to stay back longer musnt entail da her husband treats her badly. Also on d woman's side, she probably thinks she's doing d right thing, @amassing some wealth she will take back home to take care of her husband. ...

Imagine wen u toil unendingly in Nigeria only to get a meagre return, den u see where u do wot u see as routine home chores back home and get paid in dollars ... Mehn, d joy no b here. I no blame d woman somehow. The husband should just try and understand her and Grant her a little more indulgence. I believe wen she eventually comes back d husband would appreciate her stay over there.

I've seen such in my area. The woman went to Netherlands for omugwo and stayed back to work for years. She was even sending money home ...even to her female friends, my mum was a beneficiary . Sent her £80 back den.

Kobojunkiee:
Probably so her own husband does not keep harassing her about her mother staying with them.

Really??
...And u think a caring daughter shouldn't think about her father dat her mum left back home?
I just taya...

MadamExcellency:
Cat with 9 lives. This only happens when you know what the devil himself (Vladimir Putin) is thinking.

U know wether Putin is aware of it all?

He's Putin's mannest man.

And he never attacked Putin in any of his rant, he kept attacking defence minister ...@Shieogu or woteva dey call him.

madscientist88:
you write well,i wonder why you didn't invest your money in publishing a book? freedom is everything no matter what,why wont they hate nigerians when we have the highest number of fraudsters tarnishing the image of Africa,you won't understand this pain untila destiny helper rejects you because you are Nigerian, as an inventor and a rugged outdoorsman ive had my share of badlucks for being a Nigerian all for the sake of lazy fraudsters who want to make quick money.

Nigeria isn't peculiar to Fraud. It's same everywhere. Even the so-called whites

Anitatunde:
Part 5 and Final.




1 week to my release date, I received various death threats from all corners. The prison warden which I slept with also started acting crazy.

The guy think say prison na my house because he was sad and convinced me to stay back, abi you Dey mad ni Omo prison warden.

How do you expect me to give up my freedom and chose to stay in prison. Since the threats was coming left and right, I had to personally request to be moved to a different prison. But it was bounced.

The night to my release was the longest night. I couldn’t sleep all night because I don’t know what’s next for me. I stayed up all night.

Finally it was day break, 6am sharp, I was called up after doing all paper works and stuff. I booked a flight straight to MMIA Lagos from my savings in prison + other money at hand.

I was to be deported immediately. Police men took me to the airport like a celebrity, stayed with me till my flight was due.

They watched me enter the ✈️. I smiled and told one of the guys “I will be back”.

The story is longer than this but I had to summarize everything. I learnt a lot of lessons in my time in Tanzania, nobody loves Nigerians. They might like our music and movies but the hatred for Nigerians is very real.

Stay safe, stay blessed and be wise. Thanks for reading. Feel free to tag nairaland mods.

Wow... Ur write-up dey very captivating.
U also created nice imageries too.

Thanks for sharing.

But den, ur whole investment went into the thin air just like dat?

neyobills:
Moving the diplomats was an after thought after the Taliban seized Kabul and that was after all the troops had left.

Here is where my point has always rested upon.

*Dey peacefully evacuated their diplomats wen Talibans seized Kabul*

Ur argument made it look as if I was trying to compare US military might with dat of Afghanistan. Not at all!

Am talking about how US reacted wen Talibans finally recapture their country. US swiftly evacuated their diplomats and citizens. Even Talibans promised to give room for peaceful evacuation, although there were reports of Talibans attack on US troops.

neyobills:
Dude the US had already made a decision to leave and they have been at it for 18 months,it was the US that toppled the Taliban and did a transition to democratic rule under the nose of the Taliban,why did the Taliban have to wait till the U.S. have left before they started to fight back?

Certainly u should go back and check. Dey never hush. Dey've always fought back.
US was loosing much money in aids, billions of dollars, so they thought it wise to back out since dey've fulfilled their pilot mission..@killing Osama Bin Laden.

From the day one the fight started in 2001, the Talibans never rested.
They have been fighting....and there has been call for negotiation by the US.


U seem to b just talking about the troops. Am majorly talking about the diplomats.

neyobills:
Your earlier statement was that it was the Taliban that commanded the US to leave but now u are saying evacuation was already going on.

That’s an indictment on yourself because if it was the Taliban that commanded them there would have been no ongoing evacuation in the first place,mind you the US exit In Afghanistan took over a year and it was a well planned evacuation which had a deadline date

Yes I said command... Wrong in my own part.
U said dey had left, wrong in your own part.

The real point now is, Talibans took back their country, and toppled the Democratic government set up by US still under their watch... So,, why didn't d US and their troops fight the Talibans wen they toppled the Democratic govt dey already installed? Let's presume they've all left before the toppling happened, why didn't dey come back to address it?

My argument, u shouldn't form kingkong in another man's land. The people should b able to choose wots best for dem and practice.
So am saying in all sense, that France should obey the current military reign in Niger and leave their country.

Also, the US was only withdrawing their troops. Not necessarily diplomats and citizens. According to report, US finished withdrawing their troops in Aug 30 2021 while it's embassy suspended operation in Aug 31 2021. But report had it da Talibans had already toppled the government earlier in August.
So, it's the toppling of the government by the Talibans that make Afghans, US citizens, and diplomats to seek evacuation too...

maasoap:
Whatever you think she did or didn't do, she deserves to be handled her kid or be told the whereabouts of her daughter, simple as ABC. Anything outside that, na prison for those involved.

She should first b arrested for dumping a daughter of 3yrs.

Who is she even asking about her daughter, did she entrust her into anyone's care?

She's supposed to b taken straight to a psychiatric hospital cos her mental state needs to b ascertained.
And probably take along people da support her actions too, cos their brains need to b checked too...