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Thunder fire you Jubrin,who do you think you're fooling, foolish thief

Which Dangote ?
Dangote will never crash any cement price.Do you know how many times in the past we've read about "Dangote crashes cement price "

BornStunner1:
Don't say what you don't know.... We that know and posted it know what's on ground

When did he acquire one ?

His late father had none as he seldom travelled

This Oba has not acquired one

We'll someday, some of you will be above the threat of SARS as well

He said "One of the SARS fools threatened to eat the meat in the food he bought "

ROTFL

Except the first and second comments on this thread are from members of BMC, APC zombies or Tinubu's minions then those are the the most pathetic sorry post from ignorant folks on nairaland

Were the lawmakers not provided with vehicles by the FG

Nairalanders please reason and be wise, politicians are all the same,they're friends (whether in APC or PDP )irrespective of the drama they put up to mislead you
They will always take care of their own interest which is always ahead of that of the common man

ubunja:
the only way to avoid being stabbed to death by your wife is to not get a wife in the first place.
single man = happy man

Haaa OP

So they butchered him first, then they killed him

Burns boy can run but he cannot hide, he does not know the depth of the deep sh!t he's in currently.Senseless rascal

Somebody please tell @FemAdeshina that here in Patani, we believe Atiku's allegation that @MBuhari was banned from entering the US and we do not believe the denial of @FemAdeshina since all officials of this government are corrupt,crooked,promise breakers and outright liars,from top to bottom,so we won't believe anything coming from their lips

Nawteemaxie:
See her complexion, like sun has never touched her!
And I hardly see myself at night!
Tufiakwa! I will not remain in this state forever!

If you wan bleach ya skin go ahead, stop using Oyakhilomes daughters skin as a basis to rationalize your folly as you can only imagine the kind of childhood and lifestyle she had which you didn't .

verygudbadguy:

We are faced with possibility of choosing between Buhari and Atiku and it portends trouble for the populace - Femi Falana (SAN).

In view of the recent revelations by the attorney general of the federation about corrupt enrichment and cornering of seized properties by lawyers including Falana,I am afraid he has lost the right to speak in public discourse as he has lost his former partial credibility ,he will remain corrupt and perceived to be so till he clears his name of the allegation

Macgreat:


The way all this Ndiot are going about rape, we'll soon hear "Verbal Rape" .


I said it somewhere that men should be very careful.

Rape accusations is the new wave for brainless girls now.

They're really brainless
A guy lodged you in a hotel for 5 days and you didn't expect to have sex

Amarabae:
If it is zoned to south west, then Gbenga Daniel will be a good choice.
If it is not zoned, then uche secondus may emerge as the chairman.

Both are a huge joke

ACHILLES45:
biafran heroes

Sharrap dia, are you confusing Jay Jay Okochas beard with that of Ojukwu Please Jay Jay is from Delta state

You and Nnamdi Kanu are from Biafra

GavelSlam:
Don't know who the guy with the red tie is.

That is Gordon Banks, former England goal keeper, one of the few keepers to stop Pele's penalty kick

PearlStreet:
The same length of time it took Chris Oyakhilome to fvck side hoes and cheat on Anita Oyakhilome.

So how long was that exactly so we know when to check

So says the Boko haram sponsor and parasitic governor who has absolutely NOTHING to contribute to the national purse.
Fvck you Shettima

Okay now we know how fresh the sheeple girl's face is, so let's see how long it will take Freeze to batter this her face and drive her far away to dearlifestan

We really need a keeper
That last game against Zambia exposed Ezenwa weaknesses

That's some cool N30 million
Err Mr Escoba, in what ways does your "spiritual mother " give of herself to you that made you do this
Hmm I no go tok wetin dey my mind make e no go be like say I dey compare the situation with that of one so called G.O back in the late 90s and early 2000s wey dey "pray" for drug couriers and barons and he was always cruising on "machines"

WotzupNG:
shame

davido fans can't even comment

They are commenting.

Their new handle is @IamFroggie

Well OP I think the various forms of yahoo yahoo is still going on as we keep getting those emails and phone calls from a mixture of fluent-English speaking dudes and their stark illiterate-sounding counterparts.

That said, I learnt that there is a so-called Yahoo plus now in which the criminals resort to rituals by either eating or swallowing some food items "specially cooked" by the ritual Doctor aka herbalist and given to them to eat after which something may be deposited in their stomach and they will begin to either vomit a fixed amount daily/weekly etc or a pot will be doing it for them, some are also said to apply some fetish creams or ointments again from the ritual herbalists on their joysticks before engaging in sexual intercourse with their unfortunate victims who will then run mad and bingo !! The yahoo plus ritualist will then become stupendously rich.
The flip side is that most of these things usually backfire and the yahoo plus guys will then run mad or something.Coincidentally, just yesterday here, I took a team to do mapping and survey of an area in Lagos,as we entered one of the streets,we saw people running away from a guy,who appeared to have gone mad "freshly".All the locals were saying yahoo boy ni, yahoo boy ni o

NJPot:
they should buy tinubu. he can play for africa.

His rotten teeth are so dirty even Messi will not go near his 18

Who is Uche Secondus where MEN like Raymond Dokpesi are talking

The task of uprooting Buhari and the evil APC from the center stage is not for village champions but for men of national clout and acceptance

BruncleZuma:
I know that fact uncle, from Silverbird to NTA to Silverbird that's not why we sent him to the Senate.

Even much before Silverbird, he had been packaging the MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN NIGERIA beauty pageant that produced most of the better known national beauty queens including Agbani Darego.
Truly speaking, Ben Murray Bruce is an entertainment boss

BruncleZuma:


Uncle are you on the Senate Committee on Entertainment Matters?

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He doesn't need to be in any such cottee

He is an entertainment guru

That's his forte

BruncleZuma:


Uncle are you on the Senate Committee on Entertainment Matters?

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He doesn't need to be, he is an entertainment guru. That's his forte bro.

Go ask round

zeekeyboy:
Nairaland needs an emoji for Frog

Like if you second it

Yes I agree ,,,,one guy sings like this picture,I no call any frog name oo

Mynd44:
You know this is propaganda right? His nephew is a supporter of the governor and they are simply trying to run him out

Speaking my Mynd, I will tell you that run him out or run him in, there is not presidential hope for this chronic jihadist and Islamic bigot who also double as ( GTFR) Grand TRAITOR of federal republic.
I still remember how he was here now,gone tomorrow with GEJ and waited a long while before finally betraying GEJ
NO no no, Kwankwaso is too crude and unexposed to and unwelcoming of other cultures and religions in Nigeria to trust him with the presidency