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okosodo:
If they are talking about and at the same time talking about integrity, it purges my tummy because both are not supposed to be in the same sentence

Anybody that says Buhari has integrity is a zombie.Simple

So E money has a Tomato processing line.Hmmm knowing what it costs to put up one and the fact that it's actually a LEGITIMATE VERIFIABLE business, I commend E money on this feat

Eyaaaa

Hypocritical ignoramusses and their useless denunciations.

In all of this,only the counsel of the Lord God shall stand.Jerusalem,THE WHOLE of Jerusalem belongs to Israel,and in fulfillment of Bible prophecy ,the temple that was destroyed over 3000 years ago will be rebuilt on the same spot where the muslim occupants of Jerusalem currently have their mosque,so the mosque will have to be demolished to achieve this,so people should quit whining over President Trumps action on THE DECISION OF AMERICAN PEOPLE (cos this was not just the decision of president Trump but that of ALL Americans as represented by their representative who voted overwhelmingly to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel and move the US embassy there), rather they should worry about more far reaching actions that will be taken by Israel to rightfully reclaim the WHOLE of Jerusalem

Dullardeen shut your trap

dukie25:
Wetin concern Maikanti Baru, he is busy enjoying his $25bil loot.

Yes he and the treasury looter number one in the person of Buhari the dullard

Amen.
May there continue to be uproar,unrest,unease,quarrel,disintegration and scatter scatter in the camp of Buhari,Amaechi,El Rufai,Tinubu,and all the goats in APC at the national level.
2018 will be a good year,many repentant zombies will wash themselves with hypo bleach and decamp to PDP and follow Atiku
Tinubu must bare his fangs and stop being a coward to the illiterate Buhari
Thunder fire APC and also the generation of any zombie that will quote me here

What shall it profit the OP to mislead nairalanders by posting a FALSE HEADLINE
Where in your report did any of the "evangelists" mention offering or offertory.Rather they were marking territory that's all

atoje:
Ethereum and Litecoin available xmas rate


come pm

Lol
Which one is xmas rate again o

Wow
This has got to be the fastest moving thread on nairaland.Whaaaaat
Just 18 months after the thread was opened and here we are @ almost page 5,000
The hustle is real for reals.
Profitable dealings to everyone and merry Christmas in advance

ZombiePUNISHER:
Please name the snake Buhari



It's a replica of what we have in aso rock

So Toke Makinwa is wrapped around Pretty Mike's neck.
Hmmm oddity of oddities

Blame Wole Soyinka( father of cultism in Nigeria) and of course blame Buhari (it's during his time that all manners of strange things have been seen in Nigeria

Picture #2
Look at the boy's face, I don't know but he just has this awesome cuteness,whether smiling or not
Mark my word, the boy is indeed destined for greatness.Good stars

Awwww that's so cute,our First Lady does eat buns,please when are they going to tell us whether she dey sh!t and mess so we can be happier

Alikote:
na job ..she blow the pay forming suicide

Exactly,I'm sure she was looking out into the street and the moment she saw her husband coming,she started forming the suicide moves.
That said,poverty na bastard,how much be the house rent wey she blow wey go make her feel so bad as to come up with such ploy ?? No wife should ever have to feel that way,the husband should reassure her that what's done is done and no shaking,he's got her back.
Guys please ensure you do all to be well off in life,it sure feels good to be able to afford the good things of life.Those of us that are married and have children, we derive more joy from sitting back to look at the good life we are able to give our wife and children,and boy nothing beats that feeling of satisfaction.All men will not be rich,but no nairaland guy should be counted among the poor,if not for anything,because you have read this my post,I encourage you all,keep pushing,keep working,keep knocking on doors,new frontiers ,these with a little bit of luck and y'all be fine

Xisnin:
The senate should face the business of making laws.
Let EFCC do their job.

And what is the job of the EFCC ?

Ohammadike:
To all Nigerians take your money from gtb bank before they use it to pay innoson. The way the court are ruling in innoson favour trouble dey.

As funny as this sounds, there is a great deal of sense in it, GT bank appears to be clutching at straws by calling EFCC on trumped up charges against Innoson and may soon be in hot financial waters.Its always better to be safe than sorry,I will do the needful,some of my clients will soon receive my new domiciliation instructions

OnyeOGA:
In this forum, seun(one of the moderators of Nairaland) hate Christians so much. He wouldn't allow us to comment on Islam thread. One thing is for sure. Christianity has been in existence before the dreaded cult called Islam emerged."God is our strength"

That thing you see in my profile which says."that i believe..." was done by a Nairaland moderator. I denounce Islam the dreaded cult which always claim that they are religion of peace.

Anyway, that's a religion of piss.

I know how annoying it feels cos you can't delete it yourself,however the moronic mod will soon free you of that stupid tag cos of the negative publicity you're giving them.Trust me,it always works

BagWay:
if u want to stab sars
stab them in the two hands about 8times
stab dia two legs about 25times
cut out dia tongues
and force bottled water inside
and flee

wen abt 30are stabbed and killed
then they wee know wassup

Son I know you are angry and outraged by the cruelties meted out to harpless and innocent members of the public by men and officers of the Nigerian police especially the SARS unit,but seriously can you do any of the things you listed above ??

Oya Mr Jimoh Moshood, comman defend your SARS people again o, we know you must have one excuse or the other to give on their behalf.One day,the hunter will become the hunted

Freeze is right
All pastors should Freeze the habit of allowing secular artistes and comedians desecrate their alters so their anointing will not Freeze

heed101:
While giving an account of the incident, Imohimi had said, “Around 2am, someone knocked on the door of Mr. 2Kay’s room and introduced himself as a room service official from the reception. Mr. 2Kay opened the door and four men entered with a gun. They robbed him of his Audemais Piquet, an automatic gold wristwatch valued at $25,000; gold jewellery valued at N1.5m; an iPhone 7 valued at N380,000, a Samsung Galaxy S7 valued at N240,000, a Samsung Galaxy S5 worth N110,000; Addidas shoes valued at N75,000; three bottles of perfume worth N180,000 and a cash sum of N45,000 I have the feeling this is a lie.

Why

My brother,if his three bottles of perfume na 180k,then na cheap perfumes the guy dey use so relax

sarrki:
I don't like this

FG should steps in

The workers and other local investors will be discouraged

Having said that I am not in support of not paying back loans

The way most of these banks go about their debt recovery without giving customers the option of restructuring or %age write off is best left to imagination.They've killed some entrepreneurs directly and physically (who remembers the case of Late Alaba Job of Mobitel)
This is the reason I posted somewhere that I hated Access bank and one idiot had the ignorant effrontery to abuse me in return.Of course I gave it to his father and his generation so that he will learn not to talk about issues about people he has never walked in their shoes

It;s STERLING BANK
We were given the drawings to bid for the job as well

mansakhalifa:
The little precautions that we sometimes ignore often end up carving broad paths that lead us to our graves. We see these "NO SMOKING", "NO PHONE CALLS" signs at these fuel stations,yet some people still go ahead to flaunt them. This is just one example. Farewell,madam.

FLOUT

DerideGull:
These corpses do not look like being killed in a gun fight. This is a disturbing evidence suggesting they were killed execution style.

Yes and none of them was wearing any SARS uniform, this is a failed attempt by SARS to mislead Nigerians to think that the robbery,killing,kidnapping and other crimes they are committing in Port Harcourt and other Nigerian cities is the handiwork of fake SARS people.
SARS we are not fooled,you can't deceive us.You guys are hardened criminals
#ENDSARS

SalamRushdie:
A visinary man doing his thing ..show me one singlr company Buhari has registered with the CAC or single business complimentary card bearing his name ..A man cant give what he doesnt have , Nigeria deserves better than 20 IQ holder like Buhari as president

Exactly

efighter:
Buhari's cows are living fat on grass, maybe you should start eating grass too so that you can be fat like Buhari's cows.

One o Buhari's cows aka zombies spotted

BMCSlayer:
The way he used to play ball into the goal post, we will play Buhari like that back to Daura.

Amen to that

Kekx:
Ma Nigga!!, Ma Nigga!!

It's too early to start supporting your pastors in this thread, just keep your cools!.... You should be supporting M2Kay not pastors in this issue.

Burna will soon be out, nothing will happen.... Trust Nigerian police.

Ma nigga!!, Ma nigga!!

Why do you think Burna boy will soon be out ?? Except those guys that carried out the act recant,then Burna will burn in prison for a very long time.He is lucky he was not placed at the scene of crime,if not the death penalty will be staring him in the face.CP Imohimi will ensure this.Just go and find out about the man's records

nototribalist:
thank God you only have N1,200 in your account.

Poverty like you always think they have something in the society. Just close your gutter mouth

Who is this fool?? Na mumu dey worry you abi wetin?? I call your name abi I call your father.Thunder fire you there, so you work with Access bank of fraud too ?? I don't have to sound off here on social media but know it that I will conveniently feed you,your wretched family, your poor abandoned parents and indeed your lineage.
The comment I made arose from an experience I had when I used the bank to run one of my projects,you do not even want to know the scope and your poor ,broke and cursed self has the temerity to ignorantly bandy words with me ?? Have you lost your damn mind?
Infact for that nonsense you wrote, may a mad he goat urinate inside that your mouth.
Well if e pain you before, this is for you and your access bank