₦airaland Forum

hatchy:
Wao!
This is great. But hope he will not try this with our soldiers back home because they ain't smiling o due to no good salary and remuneration plus the high corruption by officers supported by Jubril from Sudan.

Mehnn that Jubrin ehh

WELL I HATE TO MOCK A GUY THAT IS BROKE AND DOWN AND MAKING A NUISANCE OF HIMSELF....

BUT DIRTY LOOKING IGBO SMOKER NOW

kolawolepet:
As Deposit Money Banks in the country continue to lobby the Office of the Attorney General of the Federation to prevail on the Federal Government to back down on the plan to seize monies in the bank accounts of customers without the Bank Verification Number, scammers have capitalised on the situation to fleece unsuspecting bank customers.

Investigations show that bank names are being cloned to appear as GSM numbers, through which the scammers send text messages to customers.

The text messages usually come through the same phone numbers with which customers receive alerts on their accounts when sent by their banks.

One of such messages sent to our correspondent Monday morning reads: “Dear customer, as regard to cashless policy, your account, ATM has been locked due to change in date of birth. To activate, call customer care 08118111105 to rectify.”

When our correspondent called the phone number — 08118111105 — that accompanied the text message, a man who identified himself as Femi Johnson and who claimed to work in the headquarters of a first generation bank picked it.

He demanded to know the content of the text message, and when told, asked to know where the caller resides.

He hung up on our correspondent when the latter insisted that he should check the account details she maintains with the bank if, truly, Johnson was representing the bank.

It may be recalled that banks maintain that they will never ask for account details from customers, whether through phone calls, email, or text messages.

Again, customers who maintain accounts with banks are encouraged to contact the banks directly if they have issues to clarify concerning their money or bank account.

Source:- http://www.exclusivepp.com.ng/bvn-scammers-go-rampage-fake-text-messages/

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It's true ,you see it's my lunchtime so I called him and dribbled him,he thought he had seen a mugu,then I burst his bubble

Nairalanders you can have fun with him,call him and give him some headache.Yahoo boys I know you will not call so please don't quote me,for those that want to call him and give him headache please call 08118111105

Spaxon:
code red Code red. Code red
VILLAGE PEOPLE I REPEAT VILLAGE PEOPLE

ALL UNITS STANDBY

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SHOOT ANY VILLAGER AT CLOSE RANGE

Seriously !!!

Lemonade01:
Should Pastor Adeboye be reacting, bringing himself to Daddy freezes level, just thinking aloud

I'm disappointed

Nobody should dignify Ifedayo Freeze with a response,and certainly not a person a high and revered as Pastor Adeboye

Okay we don hear,,,

Please EFCC how many people in the the presidency have you indicted in the $26 billion mainagate

edlion57:
I don't like this picture... something is wrong somewhere

Una no serious

Also the OP no serious,he said "he becomes the first Nigerian coach to sign contract in a private jet" What an achievement SMH

I was about to let all hell loose here and protest violently that Delta State is not top of the list ( number 1) till I realized the thread is not about the state with the most useless thieving governor

Newboss:
This actually looks hotter than the Range Rover version

Especially with their sexy looking side indentations and grooves

Buhari knows that he has failed woefully and he is a disgrace in governance hence he disqualified himself

vengertime:
DSTV at work

They should have seen this coming and employed hackers to protect their site and systeme, after all due to the billions of Naira banks have been losing yearly,most of them have now hired hackers as staff.From time to time,these guys attempt to hack into the systems of their banks to determine their cyber security integrity so as to know what and what to upgrade

Omooba77:
Oga please this is a serious matter. I just saw the banner this morning. Our income has not increased, why will LASG makes live unbearable for people.

Did he tell you he was joking Dude was damn serious and I agree with him

Oh GAWD ,Freeze this Freeze that,

Come Lala is it because nobody has killed any snakes of recent that you guys are peppering our eyes with annoying stories of Ifedayo Freeze on the front page

No big deal, the web masters of Instagram frequently carry out e-fumigation to cleanse their site of rodents like Ifedayo Freeze

InyinyaAgbaOku:
It's not his fault. It's fault of Muslim immigrants. If Trump had restricted it to Islamic nations, theu would have said he is Islamophobic.
So, he made it general.


See, don't blame him. If Buhari had done the same thing and tightened our borders, we wouldn't be hearing that Fulani herdsmen are from Libya.chad and co. He can't stand and watch radicals wipe off his country.

I agree with you completely

Trump on point once more

Meanwhile misguided folks and zonB nairalanders will just rant as usual

RedboneSmith:
Wait...using Tony Elumelu to get relevance? A man who served two full terms as the president of the most powerful nation on earth taking selfies with Tony Elumelu because he wants relevance Shey you know there are Nigerians who have never heard of Mr Elumelu but know who Obama is?

Chai. The things I read on nairaland eh!

Yes irrelevant Obama
I'm in my office checking my Bitcoin appreciation,Oya coman beat me

Queenlovely:
My purse fell while I was shopping in the market today. I bent down to pick it, while looking between my legs and saw a strange figure with a horn. My God I was so scared. Lord help me

Queenlovely:
My purse fell while I was shopping in the market today. I bent down to pick it, while looking between my legs and saw a strange figure with a horn. My God I was so scared. Lord help me

You need deliverance

So much junk in your spiritual trunk

kay29000:
His son's death hasn't really hit him yet. Some people react to traggedy by first telling themselves it is not true. He will still come to terms with it and cry his eyes out in his room. I really do feel for him.

No one should ever have to bury his own child

May we not bury our children,but may they be the ones to bury us after long fulfilled lives in Jesus name Amen

If one Islamic terrorist go bomb dem now we go say Mohammed shidren don start again

This Dayo Olarinde that people call Freeze is too old for all this attention seeking nahh, for a man almost 50 years old,his mates are governors and senators,he is busy gossiping upandan on Twitter and other social media platforms

chibabe259:
I am a tither, if you are not happy GOAN die.

Ok Chibabe I'm happy you're a regular tither,can we go into za oza room now ,you won't be disappointed

PointB:
Smart woman, she at least choose to meet someone whose head is still turned on. Wonder what kind of conversation she would have been having had she met with the Corruption-In-Chief himself!

I tell you
Her day would have been terribly ruined

SGF : Good morning Mr president

President Buhari : Good morning Boss

Hmmmm, I see why this man doesn't need any further epithets or titles ( Grammatically and constitutionally though,he is right)

nairavsdollars:
It is not about title, performance and good governance is key
Akeredolu rejected His Excellency for Arakunrin, yet he is busy commissioning billboards everywhere

Aregbesola rejected His Excellency for Ogbeni, yet he has plunged Osun into O-Debt

There was one that said he should just be addressed as SERVANT LEADER but his people later found out he was a SERPENT LEADER from Lala's village

id911:
The first lie they leaked to the press in the Maina story was that they should asked the HOS. Imagine that, they wanted to spoil the woman's name and reputation even when she warned them. I'm certain she must have briefed the V. President when Maina was reinstated but the Vice President kept mum, that was why she was very angry when they wanted to put it on her head.


If Abba Kyari, Dambazzau and Malami are not sack and prosecuted because of this then I'm certain something is seriously wrong with Nigeria as a country

Everything you wrote here is tantamount to leaving the substance and chasing shadows

Buhari is the substance,he is the crook that signed off or gave the go ahead for Danbazzau,Malami etc to reinstate Maina

uzoormah:
I agree she get sense pass me but i get sense pass you..u no get sense at all

O boy you too much, you really cracked me up

Twaile for you baba.

opuambe:
See as obama resemble monkey pox

Obama has no value. I would rather take a selfie with Mugabe than with that arse called Barack Hussein Osama Bin Obama

Now Obama is seeking to use made men like Tony Elumelu to get relevance ,only Tony doesn't realize

I wonder why this same anti nature and anti God goat called Obama was not available for selfies with Tony or any other Nigerian all through the 8 disastrous years he was unfortunately the president of the USA ??

DeLaRue:
When it comes down to it, most Nigerians, however high the offices they occupy are usually unrully, impetuous and aggressive at the slightest opportunity.

The woman (especially) and the Kwari guy can't take turns to speak to the Vice President, even with others watching

And these are the people running a government for 180 million people.

I am surprised that this is the way differences are ironed out in the highest offices in the land. I expected better.

How can you expect better when Buhari is your president, is he not the personification of WRONG

uzoormah:
Mumu dey worry you.. you want her to like u abi? ogede

Na wa o, as you dey behave like goat and the bae con get sense pass you,make I no tell am to fashi your generation ?? Haba bros

Sermwell:
People just fool themselves for celebrities! I wonder what they benefit! Idleness is really bad

Sorry but if you were a star that is well known all over the world, people will still flock around you to take selfies with you,so instead of hating, why not double your hustle in your chosen field in life.

FastShipping:
Imagine. In another news, Barack Obama has just received a court summon to appear for jury duty. I believe he's honoring the summon.

Jonathan needs to get his act together and honor the court summon.

Oh shut up,do you know what jury duty means Stop reasoning from your anus you dingbat

What is the nexus between President Jonathan and Metuh to warrant an ex president honoring the subpoena.If that were possible then he should be ready to appear in court on the strength of millions of flimsy subpoenas as just about anybody can just wake up one day and decide to sue him or request he be summoned as witness IRRESPECTIVE OF THE FACT THAT THERE WAS NEVER ANY NEXUS BETWEEN THE PLAINTIFF/DEFENDANT and president GEJ