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lovemoi2:

i bet i hit yah broke assss on the right spot
reason why u were the first to take it personally

take it personal? u wish! being broke is nothing new to me, i am a poor man and the more reason why i stay away from criminals like u

lovemoi2:
i guess thats how u feel about yourselve keep following me all over NL,so that i can make you my bit*ch
pusssyy!!
by the time i make u bow down for me why sucking my [b]unwashed funky [/b]puussyy u will forget the meaning of looser bitc*h

damn! so that smell was your unwashed pus.sy?  where is my gas mask 

Oxone:
Lol & so r u. Wots gd? Its been a wyl
r u stil bothering plat?

well i am jobless, what did u expect?

another one ooo, oga OP

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=449073

lovemoi2:
like men dont like sweet words,
all the guys i have been in a relationship with have practically begged me to tell them sweet words, since am that type of woman

u date losers, no wonder u are a loser, just like they say, birds of the same feather. . . . . . . .

lovemoi2:
all this men talking about giving women money i bet are as broke as a church rat

women love money this money that, oh puleeeeeeeeeeeeaze broke assss nigers
take a walk

armed robber on the go, who is ur next victim?

Mannylex:
A lady friend of mine once told me that every lady likes to be loved, but money makes it sweeter(receiving gifts, going shopping,bla bla bla), that at the begining stage of the relationship, it's love all the way, but on the long run, it's money that cements the relationship. From all she said, my own opinion is that it would be 60%money, 40%love, therefore it's money. So guys when your babe starts behaving funny in the latter stage of your relationship, u should no the reason and step up your game aight.

so technically, if we keep giving them money they have no right to complain if we cheat on them since this relationship thing is all about the money, love was just the lie to get us trapped, right?

[quote author=jcob. link=topic=373732.msg5219139#msg5219139 date=1262202562]45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?


6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.


KEEP READING


11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and
hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.


Are you thinking of someone?


16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.


One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.


21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected,
plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies
something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just
hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!*

KEEP READING!!

26-don't lie to HER.*
27-DON'T cheat on her.*
28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at
work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need
you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.*


ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT


31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.*
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss
her).*
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will
automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin
up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If
shes upset, comfort her.


REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT


36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.*
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.*
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can
listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while
you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.*
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible*


MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED



41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS*
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.*
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.*
45.sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to
her face and kiss her while sitting on her.

you'll never know when she needs just a lil more love[/quote]why does this remind me of the one and only TheSeeker?

unitee:
trying to come up with practical resolutions of 2010, still voiceless from all night prayer and praise I was just blessed,

hope u prayed 4 me

unitee:
hahahaha men like sweet nothings more than ladies

my thoughts

are u accusing me of something?   

he is alive!

unitee:
lol hello hun how are you doing?

I thought it was about nothingness but number of posts only lol??

doing alright baby, how r u doing?

FL Gators:
Because she no gree for you?

point of correction, i no gree 4 her

FL Gators:
LOL Whatever makes your longing go away sweetie.

Happy New Year, wish you the best.

same to u

unitee:
I thought 190 will grab the trophy. lol was mistaken

why 190? i dont even know who put his name up there. if it was the prize for the greatest nl nut jobs, i will vote for him without reservation

netotse:
in that case. . .i wasn't planning to come clean but in line with my new year resolution to fess up wrt past mis-deeds(not future ones lol ) i feel i must tell you this. . .

unitee cheated on you with yours truly a couple of times last year. . .

do u remember that time you told me that you suspected something here? well you were right. . .

heres the proof, if you go back to the letter to my ex thread you'll notice that instead of writing dear na2day sometimes she wrote dear N, well sorry to burst your bubble, the 'N' she was referring to wasn't you. . .i know this is hard for you to believe my brother but take heart, before abraham there were men!

P.S. the dear N thing wasnt even my idea it was hers. . .

for instance this post was to you
and it was after i ended things, i told her i didnt feel what we were doing was right


these posts were to me
this one as well (notice the 'for your ears only' its a private joke btw us)

_{so hopefully you will now be so distraught that you will retreat from civilization, thus leaving africhicka open to my advances. . .}

blah blah blah! story story! na2day we dey hear am. she told me u were chasing her from the east coast to the west coast but i trust my woman with all my keyboard, nothing dey happen.

FL Gators:
See this na2day?, lol.
I'd also give you out, but seems like I'd be insulting the receiver

yes, u did be insulting the receiver knowing that the receiver is not worthy of a gem like me and handling me will be too much for her and her intelligence, thats why u want to keep me all for urself.

pureminded:
Am in love wiv patwizkid

why? evil forest don jazz u?

netotse:
guy i suppose warn you o. . .i'm from the niger-delta so this one wey u dey stingy with resources, i go just resort to kidnapping. . .

i dey ahead of the game, me sef na niger-delta pikin i bi, i don dey do the kiddnapping tey tey no bi 2day  

Mannylex:
It's normal, people love hearing nice words, but I don't know why women love sweet words so very much, no matter how strong/tough a lady is, when a sweet word is said to her, u notice that even though she doesn't want one to see how the word excites her, u'll see a little smile on her face, no matter how Jezebel-like a lady is, sweet words would soften her heart, at least for the period the word is said to her, even when a lady is angry, and u say a sweet word to her, it pacifies her at least for that period. What could possibly be the reason for this?

bcuz the truth is bitter and it takes a man to handle the truth

netotse:
haba this your resource control is too much!. . .unitee is more than enough for you now

wot if i offered you spikey?
[size=5pt]
let fl catch you. . .lol[/size]

me no dey fear gator ooo! what can she fit do? i tell u what, i will take spikey and offer u Gator again, u are getting her twice, just like they always say, 2 for the price of 1

Yisraylite:
@ na2day?

You continue to validate my words,that your parents were the idiots for having you with your fake wanna be psychic azz!! . Don't bite off more than you can  chew small boy!! go play with your toys somewhere while your elders are conversing!!!

thanks for letting use know that ur parents were idiots for having u, we have taken note.

GoldenS:
Hmmm i know your type, when u want a woman u cant have, the only way u can get her to notice u is by being rude and uncouth, seeking attention ehn? sorry, wnt be giving u. . I cease to notice u!

u wish! notice u? i have seen that pic long b4 now but declined to comment until pureminded did, i dont roll with girls that have a bad dress sense or use cheap make up

michelin89:
She looks so sexy right?

sexy-less u mean?

GoldenS:
ROTFLMAO!! ooohhh brother plssssssss, if u v a problem with dat make up then u need help, . u just sprouting , not making sense at all. abegi!

i have major problems with bad makeup but i will pass on ur help, thanks for offering though

netotse:
u r one greedy fella. . .u get unitee now. . .free this one for the boys. . .

dude, na my birth right but since u asked nicely i will give u Gator, don't say i never gave u nothing

GoldenS:
I beg your pardon, are u by any chance trying to insult me? i will strongly advice against it. pls be careful, i will pretend i didnt read your post. thank u

but seriously, is that u? girl, can't sum1 else help u out with that make up? u look so

ebila:
My question goes to ibkaye,can i meet u?

why? u lost?

Yisraylite:
@ na2day?

[size=14pt]
Pro 17:28 Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; [When] he shuts his lips, [he is considered] perceptive. 

Pro 18:2 A fool has no delight in understanding, But in expressing his own heart

Yer(Jer) 4:22 "For My people [are] foolish, They have not known Me. They [are] silly children, And they have no understanding. They [are] wise to do evil, But to do good they have no knowledge."  [/size]

apparently u forgot to apply those scriptures to ur life

africhika:

soooooooooooooooooooooo! when are we meeting na?

ThiefOfHearts:
I see El is still writing sermons.

they allowed u back into the USA? especially the fact u have a close resemblance to the accused

H2O2:
Nigerian men still find Nigerian women very attractive, no matter their shortcomings.

we try, we have a good heart so we manage them jare

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oga poster, fire!  _{FYI: na my wife ooo} 

trouble dey sleep, yanga con dey wake am oooo!

africhika:
^ thanx

did i tell u we were meant to be with each other for life?