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nastiptop:
A guy got engaged to a girl. The guy is 30 and the girl is 26. The guy just found out that the girl slept with 83 people. Now this guy is thinking twice about marrying this girl. What should he do?

do what every guy does best, run for his life!

Ebonyeyes:
How many has the guy slept with?

what kind of stupid question is that? none of course!

coolier:
How did they arrive at the sum? did she keep a register or something?

they call it a diary

why is it that this kinda threads are always made by folks that can't make a coherent statement?

good info guys, hope to use them next year, my prayer is that no terrorist should be on board ooo!

190:
see this original apeman from the east~
definately i can now see that u are wot they said you were~
listen where ive entered in abuja,you and your family cant even spell
it out correctly so dont let us expose ourselves here~
i rather match you out in private`
who has tyme 4 nysc~
imma hustling (gotta a goodjob)and its paying big tyme
so please dey there dey get NIGHTMARE over ma affairs
people gonna hate u when u going the rite part~
^{[s]i suspect u'll be a mechanic based in lugbe or gudu market or sometin
hence this hate[/s]}~
rite now imma busy so i'll gat only 1 tin to tell u
nor be 2day i don confirm say u dey crace so BOUNCE

peace out man~

eya poor man, as u dey do house poor for one village for FCT, u are right we cant spell the village name and God forbid we enter there, mumu united. u actually thought u made a point. get a life and an education first then come talk to me

[quote author=Beautful.B link=topic=345065.msg5139543#msg5139543 date=1261139670]SMALL ROD your EYES THEY DECEIVE U, U NO GO TALK YOUR MIND REST

thank God your not the son of the LORD cuz if your the son of the lORD u wont miss spell his name like tha.[/quote]shatap! ITK! ! !

watagwan!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Why? Coz you're too young to be on a bike? Yes, my right to stop you from running over yourself or worse running over someone else [/color]

u dey find my trouble bah?

Moyola:
I knw a gurl dhat wuld neva 'date' a guy dhat has no car. . .

wey the girl dey?

minute:
What do you mean allow?

You cant control someone else's action,only your own.

You should be asking "Why Do Women Stay With Men Who Cheat?"

so are u trying to break up with me? dont try it ooo, u go see pepper

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Not with you [/color]

that's discrimination!

[quote author=Beautful.B link=topic=345065.msg5139115#msg5139115 date=1261136025]as if your own beter[/quote]i am a child of the Lawd ooo!

make una no spoil me ooo!

smooooooth:
you too dey ask husband and wife question. ha! abeg go marry and find all the answers abeg!

lmao!


[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=368096.msg5137115#msg5137115 date=1261102841]Is it right or just an overexposure of affection? [/quote]women started it!

Ms Diva:
Some of you know your man is cheating on you but you won't dare say a word to him because you "love him." Instead, all you do is hate the girl he's cheating with. You'll hurt another woman over a damn guy who doesn't give a poo about you and just wants the goodies.

We have got to do better.

what is this suppose to mean? my friend keep shut dia! u don come back ooo!

[quote author=Beautful.B link=topic=345065.msg5138130#msg5138130 date=1261124784]wat kind of love play is this [/quote]is that what they call it in ur village?


[quote author=Beautful.B link=topic=345065.msg5138135#msg5138135 date=1261124875]Big.rod come out make we dig am, u don buy market oh[/quote]cough! cough! cough!

jay bee, mind ya sef ooo!

190:
come 2 abuja and u see tons of them
with un imaginable cars

imagine a girl if shes too old say between 25yrs trying to intimidate me cos im with a yaris~
and she was on Mecedez benz GL,infact life @tymes isnt fair~

bush man, u manage enter abuja for nysc we no go hear word again, i grew in abuja, my family lives there, shut up with this ur abuja u dont even know, geeez!

Pweety4me:
_{^Ah ah dis guy is hurting naw don't u care 4 a brotha?}

brother? God forbid bad thing!

na who clean up this thread na? i neva finish to dey jack am!

chiogo:
LOL you dey mind am?

Delusion at its best.

aren't suppose to have left nl?

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Pweety4me:
_{Nawa ooo OpeLove~come and see 190 now even if it's just 2 say hi or give him a hug plse because he is starting 2 lose his masculinity & mind. . .}

ignore the loser

michelin89:
Nor spoil my show. Be ready for the invasion of my photoshop pictures.

ok, i will keep it on the down low


[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=367124.msg5136385#msg5136385 date=1261093274]Why isn't my name in there?
Is it because I don't flabbergast my pic all over the forum? [/quote]u r a female?

OgidiBoy:
Good I like you sooooo much better when you in a good mood, you can be so funny and it make it's boring NL entertaining for a change, I'll be back in a little while. I need to fix me a ham and cheese sandwich

ssssssssssh! scamming in progress  

michelin89:
Well since we all agree photoshops doesn't change a thing, all is fine by me. I can't wait to start showing my face on NL.

@ Plati
I have my preference and I have seen better looking girls.

psssst! i just got word from Adobe Systems, they said u shld stop giving their product a bad name, that no amount of photoshop can help your case  

Pweety4me:
_{Lolz i have always been in a gud mood naw maybe because of d way i come out it looks like i am angry. . .how u doing boo boo?}

so u don get another boo apart from me? i am hurt  

platinumnk:
where is home?

na2day where is your list . . .

dont worry u are on the list  

OLAADEGBU:
Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.

-- 1 John 4:4

amen oooo!

190:
we dont want
this one is official
abeg go way
go work ooh~

pleasee i dont wanna Join you in KIRI KIRI please **pleassee**

shatap dia!

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=316937.msg5132327#msg5132327 date=1261054050]Oya i dare u to put your pic on your profile for 1min [/quote]my pic dey my profile na, how many u bin want?

chinesedoll:
@Na2day

please do not post your pics here ooo
I know Tope very well
she has plans to [b]Theseeker [/b]you
so be careful
I am fighting for my own interest ooo

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=316937.msg5132582#msg5132582 date=1261056051]Lmaoooooooooooooooooo
Why did u open my yansh like that [/quote]

spikedcylinder:
You don miss road. Na2day is the sugar in my asaro, if you like dare me, na matchet I go use for your head.
Ahn ahn, these women can never let someone's sugar daddy rest for once! Face front abeg.

THIS WORLD IS NOT MY OWN, I JUST A PASSING THROUGH. . . . . . . . . . . . . . IF HEAVEN NOT MY HOME OH WHAT WILL I DO? . . . . . . .

hbabe:
Guys with cars are accorded great respect??
Not in my part of the world where ladies work hard to get their stuff themselves.
Which kin yama yama car be that sef?

Also why do silly guys run from babes with good cars?

na those kin babes i dey look for sef, where them dey?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Oh well, no great loss Will be looking out for others [/color]

u have not answered my question, do u wanna ride?

I see trees and greeeeeeeeeeeeeeens, scamming too, I see them blue loving you, and i say to myself what a wonderful "THESEEKER"!

i get my own list ooo!

[quote author=vanilla! link=topic=365991.msg5134394#msg5134394 date=1261071234]Faithfulness is a thing of d mind.

While many of us claim to be in serious relationships,we tend 2 av members of the opposite sex as BEST FRIENDS!

When your spouse is not your best friend, aren't you unfaithful[/quote]buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! u are full of it

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=316937.msg5131898#msg5131898 date=1261050570]Storyland
u no even get one pack [/quote]abi u wan see picsure?

honeric01:
Take heart, na internet cause am

my brother, i can not believe this nonsense fa  


[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=316937.msg5131770#msg5131770 date=1261049479]May nigerian thunder inflate your pot belly
Olori nla, Wait make i go call mich for u [/quote]which pot belly? me wey get 7 packs, working on the 8th one