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OgidiBoy:
You have a gorgeous smile dear, I've been feeling so down all day, but your smile just brightened my evening. Thank you for your smile

thief! u wan take style steal wetin i first see, ur plan no go work!

Approved1:
my best feature is my smile. At least I HOPE so, considering I just spent 18 months wearing braces to perfect it.

darling, we need to sit down and discuss oooo, ur smile is just child's play, the total "you" package na die

I am the meanest

Davidkpobo:
Why women do, d reasons are many. But wit my lil knwledge, l'll say d ones i knw. 1) they feel d only place they can exist is around that guy or men. Money., they think if they lose d guy they lose money. As am concern luv doesn't make women who have cheating men still stay wit d men or whatever. Na so i see my own point. If u want more, Just look goldpounds@gmail.com

dude! Biko Biko stop this rough play. Abeg take that pic down asap and fix ur English, gosh!

Aladunni:
why shouldnt they? they must

that is the more reason you should think well (singles) before you dash, if she can support fine, if she cant then men should take up their responsiblities big time o. A man do tell me before i got married five things a man should take care of in the house so he wont become a nonentity.

Shelter, feeding, children school fees, care of both inlaws and , _{cant remember the last one now}, the moment a woman takes charge of this BIG FIVE! Men pls pack and go back to your parents house, we dont need baby-husbands 

armed robber in female clothing!

H2O2:
You sound like the ideal African woman - you understand whose role is what.  
I expect you to clean, cook, iron, wash, scrub, and spread like a woman should.  All terms and chores must be done on time and are non-negotiable.

u forget to mention that our right to have many mistresses as we so choose without her complaining

H2O2:
LOL Mr. Man I believe in a 50-50 household na.
I wanna be in the house washing dishes while my wife is out in the hot sun changing tires and topping the engine oil.

Hasn't western culture taught us anything about double standards

i like ur style jare, i dey with u on that one

H2O2:
LMFAO these babes are extremely bitter and frustrated.
They're now losing naija boys to [supposedly] fat white babes.

 

no mind them


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=367743.msg5170690#msg5170690 date=1261554584]this topic is filthy n disgusting. makes me very ashamed to be nigerian.[/quote]good riddance to bad rubbish! we have been trying to get rid of u sef

OgidiBoy:
Look at this rental wannabe cop

my friend, u are on top of arrest for insulting an officer

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=368508.msg5169881#msg5169881 date=1261535161]i agree with you on this, it can be as boring as hell sometimes

infact i am bored to death right now [/quote]CHAI! sum1 let u into a hospital?

tbaba83:
GOD BLESS U JO. I DONT KNOW WHY ANYONE WILL CALL A WHITE GIRL FAT TO SATISFY HER INSECURITIES AND MAKE HER SELLF FILL BETTER.

GBAM!

_{*** writes an incident report, too much farting taking place here***}

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=268283.msg5162085#msg5162085 date=1261447775]Nigeria girls are the best. [/quote]story!

OgidiBoy:
Abeg close your mouth, I can smell it all the way from here


And don't be trying to kiss sissy

my friend, mind ya sef b4 i donate u upper cut!


[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg5162889#msg5162889 date=1261466366]@ big brotha

we don separate a long tyme na. our divorce papers is finalized just waiting for ma monthly check in the mail [/quote]thank God for unemployment

Ujujoan:
Well, what can I say . . . he's not that into me!!

finally u noticed, now come get ur stuff outta my house asap!


@ OP

u honestly expect me to read that? seriously? dem no teach u how to summarize?

ppl ooo, this is a holy season, make una remain holy ooo, but some girls bo0ty pic eh! 

H2O2:
Not if I get married to one of the brainwashed Naija babes wey dey for yankee here.
Egalitarian union all the way.

whitesturd:
I reject it in Jesus Name,wtf,back to sender.

u are sending me 84 women? wow! this 14 more than promised in the muslim heaven, i accept

moon walker:
that will be 84 iite?

right!

Gabry:
Ogidi, garri? How come I no fit know wetin be garri? The boyz in ma house eat it at times but for me, I dont like it especially when it is mixed in cold water. I find it disgusting

for the sake of peace and very serious tranquility, never ever put garri and disgusting in the same sentence or the sentence after

Kunbee:
Nelly u don mis me abi

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=433959

who open that dog house again sef?

whitesturd:
83 people .OMG ive fainted.wakes up again,did i jst see this,cant be true,faints again,abeg im outa ere before i keep faintin and faintin.
she must be a first class love-peddler.WTF

huh! i thought u were one step ahead of the 83-girl?

[quote author=THE.AMAKA link=topic=368508.msg5148874#msg5148874 date=1261256987]now i believe it when people say 190 runs with NL like its his life.
first he was begging for them to unban him, kai!!
and then now he is begging for votes.

i do wonder how he got up on the list, he never contributes anything reasonable to any thread?
its mostly useless fake advice that he is not serious about, or derailing threads left and right.
im still confused.[/quote]DEATH! ! !

MyHonour:
wtf? there are too many liars here jor. I know some of you guys sleep with at least 5 ladies in a week, minus the ashees every weekend.
Please do the arithmetics. Some of you sleep with at least 83 in a year or more. Bloody liars.
BTW @poster, how did you find out that there are 83 ppl? or everytime a woman spend time with a man mean to say e sleep with am?

are u confessing?

davidif:
This whole interracial relationship thing is soooooo petty. When you think closely about it, its like saying animals of the same species with different fur colors should not be together. People are still not able to tell me what's wrong with two human beings being attracted to each other.

GBAM!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=368857.msg5148244#msg5148244 date=1261251295]*Yawns and sleeps off in exhaustion of this thread* [/quote]i see u can't stand ppl making stupider threads than urs

190:
^^

i rather remain single dan be a brother 2 ^{a retard} na2day

being single? why in God's name did u drop out of primary school? who is the retard now?

Enjoyment1:
In as much as I will agree with you, but please dont go that far. Thanks.

do u mind? i was replying the lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwoXr27XGY

envee:
there's no such thng as a faithful partner, one will always go astray and the oda becomes tolerant,

the fact that u are unfaithful dont mean every1 else is like u