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FL Gators:
I already told you that I am more than the witch thatz been bleeping up your life.

And I already admit that I'm jealous. . . . and again, I ask you. . . .anything tangible coming out of your skirt sniffing sef? eh eh

ah! don't u just love confessions

rhymz:
Oook!! May be I should just grab a soda and a chair and relax. . . .since I am goina be free until 1pm. . . Let's see how this thingy Goes!!
OBO NA SERIOUS MATTER INDEED.

do u mind getting me gas and a match, need to light up a witch. bible says we shld not suffer witches to live  

FL Gators:
LOL. . . ."I'm a loser, so are you". . . . . dear laawwd, you're indeed an infant. Not even a two years old.
I roll with men, not skirt sniffer like you, plz, we all have a position. Know thy limits.

men? dont make me laugh, u unskilled LovePeddler! go learn ur biz, u might become sumtin

platinumnk:
Oh Im very sorry dear, Na2day is married to mich. I married them earlier.
I really dont have to spell out my man to you, do I?

na waaa ooo where is mich she is missing all the gist.
Pass me some juice

ignore the witch, she is just jealous  

FL Gators:
Telling me?
Oh no dear. . . .try to read along the line.
Well,what can I say. . . .I gave you too much credit. Thinking you can actually think at this time of the day. . . .if at any time of the day sef.

Anything else?
wa wa wa. . . . loser!!!

bah! i am a loser or u are? if u don't know what else to say go to bed and count ur loses

FL Gators:
I'd have to excuse you there.
I'm not one of your NL rumor mongers. . . . .Pele, you'll have to do better than that.
I dnt do the business on YIM and come to NL acting like friends. What foo.ls. . . .

Now, lets get back to the business, what do I look like? Sing you have nothing to say, plz shut the Bleep up and dnt waste my time like this again.

pele, so u also have short memories? arent u the idiot that just said all NL guys have been telling u that plat is ugly, in ur village what do they call that?

FL Gators:
Was this what I asked you for?
You're not going to tell me what I look like anymore?
You're now tripping over bosoms? Is that why you made it your job to stick your nose into my business and overblow my intent like the f.ag that you are?

Do you want to stop here or do you want to continue running your mouth?'
You're not yet started. . . .the witches that have been following you have let the rest to me. . . .
Well excuse me,I might as well be talking to a two years old. You're still sniffing and crying about what was not meant for you. . . .try to prove otherwise and I wnt mistake you for an infant next time.

ur business? u are here poking ur nose in sum1's else pic and u got the nerve to talk abt ur biz, arent u the one going up and down NL gossiping about plat, hypocrite! maybe the reason the guys don't have ur time is bcuz they know u for who u are, a two timing b1tch and a first class LovePeddler.

platinumnk:
hahaha where is mich?
lets get back to the thread jare
again Gator thanks for your concern

concern ke? at this rate she will poison u in a heart beat  

FL Gators:
You're welcome.
You're foaming from the side of your mouth. . . .
Be more creative and mix up your usual nonsense.
Ode. . . .tell me what I look like. . . .

between the two of us who has acted the fool over bo0bs? why tell u that u look like sh1t when u just graciously told us

FL Gators:
I'll give you another reason to start following women up and down NL like a pathetic f.ag.
Let's switch position, I start stalking your bruised anal as.s. . . .

i follow women, at least i don't hide it, u want to kill urself over sumtin that is not urs and u pretend, u think u are talking to 2 yr olds?

FL Gators:
Tell me and I'll try to act like you look better than sh.it

My dear, infact, I wanna see how creative you are. . . .

ah! u dont have to tell me that i look better than u and u certainly don't have to tell the rest of the world that u look like sh1t, they already know

FL Gators:
Plat, you're right oh, I've very jealous. . . . so jealous.
I've always wanted to go 10 sizes up and well north-pointed bosoms and a bigass head. I'll stop here.

But just to let you know. . . .the same men here are the same ones going on YIM [ shoo, they even say it on NL]  saying that you look like an over blown elephant. The same ones saying that they'll have to put a paper bag over your head to have intimacy with you. . . .  you got the drift.

They've told me to let you be in order to not inflate your self-importance.
My intent was an advice. . . .how dull of me to forget how women rarely listen to advice from their own gender.

What I know is that my bf would not want me posting my unclothed pix on the internet. Didnt know me and you were dealing with two diff species of men.

Enjoy your thread. . . .

As for na2day?, I'm sorry, I have no pairs of skirt to lend you. . . . ask wale.star

technically u are the chief amebo of NL so they come to u, what does that say about u? use your brain even for once, it will help u alot

FYI: dont let me let me tell u what u look like

As for na2day?, I'm sorry, I have no pairs of skirt to lend you. . . . ask wale.star

wale.star? i see how u roll 

finally, some peace and quietness   oya, michelin show urself now!  

Pweety4me:
@Na2day y u no dey like listen?i talk say your number is unreturnable abi u want kill me ni?

if that is what it takes

FL Gators:
From this point on, you're being ignored.
Saves you from further humiliating yourself.

classic pot calling kettle black.

FL Gators:
Now where is Plat to give me more "FL Gators is jealous" falacy so I can educate her on what advice is and what jealousy is. . . .

when a mad person believe he/she is mad, the problem is half solved, admit ur jealousy and we can get u to the rehab asap!

FL Gators:
LOLOL Kuro lo na jor.

is there not an ekiti thread that needs ur urgent attention somewhere?

FL Gators:
Apparently, now buuzz off.

sorry this is my thread, u want to say sumtin abt bo0bs or theseeker, go make a new thread and get the heck out of mine!

FL Gators:
Are you still here? Would have thought you'd still be under mitchelin's skirt. . . .
Wh dont you try to be a lil more like TheSeeker, respect yourself.

apparently, her skirt is not as cheap as urs  ah! theseeker, that name rings a bell? is this what this is all about? theseeker?

FL Gators:
Yes thatz my problem.

Now move aside.

move to what side? the last time i checked this thread was abt me not ur sorry ass, go make a whining bo0b thread and let me continue to have my nice little battle with mich in peace.

FL Gators:
When was you nake.D? Post it again, let NL see na. . . .

finally u want to see the bo0bs too? lesbian!  

FL Gators:
Let me face one girl at a time. . . .when Plat and me are done, it'll be your turn.

since men from ur village are sissies, its hard for u to know the difference in the real world. if u have sumtin on ur mind ooze it out right now. how can another woman's body make ur brain so numb?

FL Gators:
Education is a priority. . . .unfortunately its also a priviledge.

Thanks, my bosoms cant only clean the state of Ekiti, but also Nigeria. I feel much better. . . .let me start posting unclothed pix online. My boyfriend wont mind. . . .because he cares so much about me.

Some women are . . . .they give naija men s.h.it to say

stop calling movie stars u see on tv ur bf, they dont know u, get a real bf and u will spend less time worrying abt another woman's bo0bs  


_{FYI: u know this thread was meant for mich and i, right? just making sure}

FL Gators:
You've lost your darn mind. When will you stop being a womanwrapper?
Nigga, you're such a hot mess. So because I suggested to her not to post unclothed pix on NL means am jealous?
Well, let me and her and you to the list of NL women who thinks that I'm jealous of their bosoms, booty, lets, hips and what not.

If it makes both of you feel better, I am very very jealous.

It's called decency, something you and her should acquire.

now now now! did i strike a nerve? in case u don't know, ppl have posted all kinds of picz on NL and i never heard ur self-righteous voice coming on their case but suddenly u want to educate plat, how abt minding ur own damn biz for a change!

FL Gators:
The problem with NL ladies is that once you've been complimented, you think you're all that.

My dear, dontlet me get started on your physical features. . . . .infact, I'll let posakosa and pureminded fix that. Maybe they're also jealous.

Point it. . . .posting n.aked pix on NL gives. . . .Nevermind, what am I saying? Married men and perverts needs someone easy to compliment and manipulate to show their p.u.ssy. Continue

all time low, bcuz no one complimented ur figure u are mad, iight, gator, u look sexy, ur bo0bs are so big they clean the entire state of ekiti, now take ur nickle and get a life!

platinumnk:
Damm. . . its like the 3rd time you are mentioning my CLOTHED pic. what is wrong with the pic? Do I have something u wish u had??  

this clothed pic issue na wa oo, are we still talking about bo0bs or something else? well if it is bo0bs, my money is on plat, if it is something else, my money is still on plat.

FL Gators:
You know, when you typed "will be back", I was hoping for something more delicious, not something women say for their self-importance.
What happened?

i am not sure why u are attacking this poor girl up and down but just to be clear, you got nothing on plat, bo0bs, bo0ty, shape, and recently intelligence from ur behavior (i actually held u in high regards b4 now). shopping for a girl is like shopping for clothes, u need to get what will strike others dead, ur type will be found at walmart, her type will be at nostrom at the least. now back off the girl and leave her in peace for crying out loud!  

chiogo:
I wasn't talking about me in the first place. You just ain't getting none from all angles.   As for pubic hair, some people like it smooth.  

i believe i said it never grew, meaning u are not in the age of puberty. as for getting it, u betcha!

na my behind una dey discuss so seriously so?

chiogo:
LOL don't worry, I woulda said the same thing if you were to leave. No wonder you ain't getting none. lmao

i definitely not interested in getting ur   that has never experienced the growth of a pubic hair ever  

FL Gators:
wwa wa wa waeva.

We know how you naija men are. Cant come clean with your feelings in a respectful way.

Bunch of araokos. rotfl

are u referring to ur bf?

FL Gators:
def not you, sweety. You're not like them.
I even wonder if you're Nigerian sometimes

the fact ur ekiti men lack expression, plz dont use it to generalize on us

FL Gators:
Here too?!!

rotfl.

Naija men def dnt know how to treat their women right.

shataap dia!

michelin89:
He is obsessed isn't he?

u wish!

chiogo:
The underage? WTF? That isn't part of my id.  
Ask Na2day? what's going on.

shataap dia!  

michelin89:
na2day

Why live in denial? You can't do without me!!!

satan pack ur load and go, i say pack ur load and go in Jesus name!  

chiogo:
I can have my cake and eat it too. Dunno about you!

in which universe?

FL Gators:
excuse me, face your Mitchelin and let him face me. . . .

Mitchelin, na2day? wants to see your package in peace.
Waiting. Cuz it seems like someone hurt you

i have made a covenant with my eye, why shld i look at underdeveloped bo0bs  

chiogo:
By "tomorrow", I woulda quit nairaland. loool I've stayed long enough.

good riddance to bad rubbish!  

michelin89:
So?

classical nl mod, do as i say not as i do

TheSeeker:
Dhtml, you wan see puff puff? You wan make dem shoot you banger?

lmao!


[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg5062501#msg5062501 date=1260163598]speaking from experience eh? but tell me, does micheline still shoot bangers?[/quote]no bi terrorist she bi?

TheSeeker:
Dem wan bomb your yansh? I fit send bomb give am make she use?

dem dey bomb breeze?  

FL Gators:
TheSeeker

what? can't u see he is busy?

chiogo:
Both!!

nope, it is either A or B, u can't eat ur cake and have it

chiogo:
loool na2day? thunder fire your yansh.

lol@ Gators.

i have two yansh, which one will thunder fire? the left one or the right one? choose wisely ooo!

FL Gators:
Yes, that's why. It's very intimidating.

do u mind if the rest of us that want to see it enjoy it in peace?

FL Gators:
As long as they both stop displaying it like Plat was displayng her unclothed pix, I dont mind.

Get on YIM, all of you, puhh lzzzz.

why is does plat's pic bother u so much? is her bo0bs that much bigger than urs? 

platinumnk:
Mich and na2day i now pronounce u man and wife

i reject it in Jesus name! all forces of darkness that want to destroy my future, die by fire!

chiogo:
^^^ Abi oh. 

Although I think Na2day is more into Michy than she is into him. 

thunder fire that mouth of urs! i was minding my own damn biz when this creature called mich yimed me and started talking crap! i wasn't the one that made the thread, i didn't yim her, she yimed me, so what gave u the slightest inclination that i was into uglies?