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[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=316937.msg5131692#msg5131692 date=1261048876]Sharap dia and respect your elders [/quote]abomi-country! ! !  is this 2 yr old dey yab hin great great grand papa mate! may asian thunder fire 25 times a day! 

honeric01:
Sagamite won't disappoint

right!

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=316937.msg5131588#msg5131588 date=1261048214]Tee hee hee [/quote]how did i know that u will soon crawl out of ur wood work?  

patwhizkid:
Yeah ok

btw how is the evil forest?

faakay:
so #theseeker# is now the latest word tagged as scammeryasky on NairaLand    

bros why? na from my mouth u wan hear say abacha no go school?  

faakay:
And I present to you


The latest futuristic Husband & Wife on Nairaland


Ms. Sagamite & Miss Spikecylinder

They are tintilanzing    

why did u think i subscribed, hopefully sagamite will not "theseeker" her

_{***subscribing, this gotta be good, popcorn at the ready, drinks and all****}

Sagamite:
HEY!!! 

Be careful how you say that.

'Our' house?   

When divorce reach now, she go say 'my' house but Sagamite should continue paying the mortgage. 

Anyway, I no dey use key for my house. Na voice-recognition software  , so I go just include your voice in the list, baby. 

DEATH! ! !

patwhizkid:
Na yu sabi!

truth hurts!

patwhizkid:
We dey d same class.

i no talk anything ooo!

patwhizkid:
Na2day, na which class be dat? Se na d one wey dey near yur own?

all i know bi say, i see u for class

patwhizkid:
Nah, i nor go dat kain school o.

i see u for class

OgidiBoy:
How did you find this thread

I'm so embarrassed now

is ThoniaSlim on the menu too?

OgidiBoy:
I'm in Jos Plateau state, I just put all that fake info for my profile to be like you yankee bobos



At least I don't life in section A projects in west Dallas like you

psssst! keep it on the download, i am in Ajegunle in lagos but u cant be telling nobody 

patwhizkid:
He is a product of Lagos UCLA!

e bi like say u too go that school

agathamari:
i can honestly say i have never cheated on anyone in my life and i never will. i have to much dignity to ever do such a degrading thing

me too!

OgidiBoy:
come back next week

u didnt answer my questions, are u in the usa? are u a product of UCLA?

[quote author=THE.AMAKA link=topic=367124.msg5130381#msg5130381 date=1261033976]ive known that since aug. lol
he even talks crap about her here, so what gives? dont you think i know that already. lol 
come up with a better reason, abeg.[/quote]u better talk ur church mind now ooo

OgidiBoy:
You in big trouble, I'll tell the seeker you making fun of him

"The Seeker"? is that his real id?

FL Gators:
I need to go back on that thread. Funny sh.it

we gotta verify these things nowadays

[quote author=THE.AMAKA link=topic=367124.msg5130315#msg5130315 date=1261033212]you know what, im done here.
blah, this is already boring.[/quote]after finding out that OgidiBoy has an actual girl friend, pele, go lick ur wounds  

Pweety4me:
_{Huh?wetin u just talk now?snatch who from who 2 where?dat gurl is just having a bad period leave her let her have her fit hopefully she will see sense one day b4 it's 2 late she is just a minor 2 me so there ain't no comparison there at all just a lil mosquito flying around making unecessary noise. . .alrite ttyl.}

this one looks more than a bad PMS ooo  

OgidiBoy:
Don't mind that yeye boy, trying to pour his kerosene  here. Hey I had fun chatting with you tonight

oga, just to be clear, are u truly in the USA not some remote area in lagos? ur pic looks photoshop ooo, just making sure u are not a product of UCLA too

amyg:
I tot ladies were d only desperados,wow!desperates guys?ladies lets help him nah.

so u agree that ladies are desperados?

omohwunmmy:
Mad lagos and crazy lagosians.  makes living in Lagos interesting. I luv my lagos. i would rather be here than anywhere else!

@Gtay, holla.

liar!

_{subscribing waiting for hell to freeze over}

Pweety4me:
_{I wonder y your acting like such an a$$ do u know dat your a hypocrite?your asking me 4 something but u r not even bold enuff 2 do it urself. . .just mind your excreta and i'll mind mine if u don't know how 2 address me b*tch!}

no bi u go find trouble, amaka that has been looking for a disvirginator for a long time con go find OgidiBoy u con go snatch am from her hand, she dey vex with u big time, u better be satisfied with me ooo  

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Can i have it instead? [/color]

no, it has too much family history attached to it, last thing i want to do is sell out to a girl

190:
wetin u dey talk,I hope u havent drank your way in2 nairaland this morning again
its too early to go about with a BELLE FULL OF HARP~

wetin be harp? all these ur cheap beer sef

platinumnk:
Nairaland

Ps 190 What do u want? I heard you was looking for me

didnt i tell u to stay the heck away from 190?

i can boast of being faithful, in fact i have been very faithful, ask all of my mistresses

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=433358 oya carry go

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Cars blehhhh. . .Bikes yay! [/color]

iice, i get bike, the old palm bicycle wey my great grand papa use still dey, u want a ride?

Phlota:
una don come again abi. d truth is sm girls dnt lyk d whole idea of takin bikes nd buses. i bliev havin a car is realy comfy, u dnt av 2 jump on buses, listen 2 noise 4rm oda passengers and d conductors hurling insults at u.

why cant the girls go buy their own cars if they dont want to be insulted by condutors? poverty ideas wey dey rule una head na wa!

sjeezy8:
I cant even blame them. I dont take buses myself its like weird . . . .
any guy that doesnt have a car to drive isnt ready to have a gf.

lame!

[quote author=Beautful.B link=topic=345065.msg5123835#msg5123835 date=1260953542]losser like shying away from there responsibilities [/quote]arm robber!

Gabry:
Blood of Simon Cowell!

lmao!

another scammer do make thread? 190 leave the ladies alone ooo

OAM4J:
Please start to dey fast and pray. I dey come, make I go buy anointing oil and candle. I no go forget the prophets envelope too.

especially the envelops, i will hate to find out that u forgot them

did i mention she is ole? she stole my heart