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OLAADEGBU:
Contemporary and modern day Christians who don't sing hymns wouldn't be able to crack such jokes and see the seriousness of the songs.  Good job for seeing the funny side to it.

glad 2 have u back

michelin89:
If wishes were horses. . .

u will surely not ride

platinumnk:
Mister the gate has closed!!! 
you can stand outside where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth

na lie, open sesame! 

chiogo:
What a thread!! Lesbians on the low 

@Chinesedoll, that girl on your profile is adorable!!! 

thats my daughter i can help u get one like that free of charge 

kpolli:
the moderators fit blackmail her to either return your number or surrender her ,
i no kno anything about iice o

those yeye mods? they will keep her for themselves

aysometin:
As an African man, it is your duty to foot the bills 100%

then be the house slave 100% too then we will call it fair

GL:
cool thing for us women is we can employ maids to reduce our chores

then we can sleep with the maids, i like ur plan

platinumnk:
hahhhaha let us have our fun jare

madam, u owe me big time!

kpolli:
moderators

i know that part but how that wan take help me na hin i no understand oooo? btw wetin do iice

kpolli:
so na wetin deboski n jay bee dey do iice

kpolli:
chai, take heart, the Lord will fight for u,
so that means u never chop the bab, me wey dey think say u go be the first guy to score an NL chick

me ke? the owners of NL don take that medal tey tey

kpolli:
so wetin do your pride?she steal am?

no bi small thing, she ambush me come beat the pride comot for my body, e no easy

kpolli:
glo dey do free call o

dem talk say if i no get pride nothing for me

kpolli:
then u kiss her thru the phone,

my credit don finish

kpolli:
then u tell her u love her,

i did! she carry yahoo msger slap me

FayeZik:
Did anyone post a reply to me? I don't think so. See no evil, hear no evil, but Ican smell something. Wonder what that is, oh it's Na2day'azz. Sorry, got to go. Bye.

at least ur nose is working right, we just have to wait for ur brain to kick in

Gabry:
hmmm. . . . . Your advise is really sumthing. . .

best thing after slice bread

kpolli:
guy so she never return the number since?

infact meeeeeeen! she tell me say she hate me fa

chinesedoll:
Abeg wetin she dey find?

no bi from my mouth dem go hear say abacha no go school ooo! 


@ plat

no vex, wey that link to the boobs thread, biko make i see

aysometin:
Because as an African man it is your responsibility to provide for the household while she does the chores. Why should she help you with yours when it's a taboo to you to help with hers??, pschewwww!!!

as an african woman it is ur duty to do the dishes, born pikin, what is all these noise about equal rights?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358508.msg5038674#msg5038674 date=1259801382]na wa oooooo
see you women sef!!

im a young _tight and fresh, i want lexi all to myself.
i think he is capable of giving me the time of my life [/quote]God still dey for heaven oooo!

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358842.msg5035288#msg5035288 date=1259761933]will you just fess up already?![/quote]fess gini?

Pweety4me:
Kindly Return My Credit. . .

sweet heart, where have u been?

chosen04:
Only on nairaland will u get advice of this nature====lol

we do our best to be helpful

[quote author=Fear.com link=topic=358760.msg5037750#msg5037750 date=1259787613]@na2day;see eh,i heard a quote from some one,and it said 'The best weapon is one you will never have to fire'.i respectfully disagree.The best weapon is the kind you will will fire ONCE.Truth is,you gettin' your ars.e whooped!So what are you waiting for? [/quote]obviously, reading and comprehension is a major problem for ur tiny brain, try read b4 u post!

@ all

what is going on here? was this thread made for u guys? i can't sleep and wake with the thread moving from 3 pages to 11!


[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5039506#msg5039506 date=1259824530]huh? i dont get it.

if Ogidi looks like this, ill fu*k his brains out.
ive always thought that he was hott.
https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/naeto-c-cheeky-456x600.jpg[/quote]amaka, dat tin wey u dey find for NL, u go soon get am ooo, my hand no dey

otukpo:
It is the same man that says a man shld not assist the wife in doing house chores that will come here and complain that the man wants him to foot the family bills 100% even though she works and earns salary.

Na wa for una. What is the big deal abt assisting your wife or is she your slave. Even housemaids get to be assisted by their madams in doing some chores.

Just as the man needs support, the woman also neeeds support. U wan kill the girl because she is married to u, go to work, come back and do all the chores while u relax in the sitting room, cross your leg and watch telly. And when there is financial responsiblity, u'll want her to support u.

These men/boys, una dey surprise me ooooo.

what is the big deal about her paying half of the bills?

kola oloye:
Eeyah sorry o. Has she repaired it?

if only her face could break the screen, what do u think will happen if she touch it?

OgidiBoy:
@ na2day

Bros watin you do all these girls way them just day diss you like say you refuse to play there game

make i summarize, some, i dey pursue dem go enter rat hole, others, i no notice them one in particular use her ugliness break my laptop screen

Henrygirl:
Na2day, How ya been brother? I was wondering where you have been. I have something I wish to show to you on youtube but I cannot post it here. It would cause great distress to someone here. God will provide the opportunity, I pray.

doing alright sis, how are u? u can drop the youtube link on my yim msger. my ID is decyberworld

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=358842.msg5028884#msg5028884 date=1259672278]hmm, men don suffer for this world. shakes head! [/quote]no bi small thing ooo, my shoe sef don chop finish due to heavy trekking on the ocean

michelin89:
Nah i don't know. I am a woman so I am intellectually weak. I am only good at washing plates and cleaning and making children.

washing the dishes maybe but making children?  no we can not put the world through that kind of torture 

brooklyn99:
CAN I PLEASE GET MY RING BACK, U EFFING BIYAAACTH!!!!

one up sir!

FayeZik:
Ohsisi, this was a sis to sis conversation between I and Uplawal, I did not invite your mouth. U cannot mess with anyone in the 'Muslim United Council'. I beg, put your mouth where it belongs, why u come dey open your mouth and blowing stinking air at my dear sister.

oh shut up! muslim council my azz