₦airaland Forum

Kingpost:
What is the different b/w a short women and tall ones

as u no go school, i got buy u ruler

@ mukina2

na wetin i do u wey u move my thread? this na serious romantic thread for plat and i, i go fight u ooo!

nethacker:
na2day,all this for plat no be small thing oo, This place is becoming so interesting day by day
pat vs ogidi, michelin89 vs ======

no bi small thing, i don pray tire na so miracle fall for my lap


[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=366586.msg5115586#msg5115586 date=1260867792]na2day my in-law to be, thanks for this big relief, you're welcome,my old time friend, I'll make sure you don't receive 50 lashes, but that would be only and if only your pocket is large, which i doubt, right?

In the meantime, lemme prepare the Prenuptial Agreement. [/quote]in-law, i thank u for ur moral support, i get persin wey go take the 50 lashes and i will take the bride

H2O2:
you finally get your own chance to handle some entanglers

mister man, i get rent to pay and since plat dey very generous why wouldnt i collect?

FL Gators:
BUT SERIOUSLY, NA2DAY?, DID YOU GET THE GIRL's permission before posting this thread?

why u dey shout? make i no rejoice over wetin God don provide?

OgidiBoy:
See me trouble ooo how did this thread turn from na2day's womanizing ways to Tonto Dike ?

i am trying to me like u

michelin89:
I didn't want to offend her because Tonto in Italian means dumb.

tonto means foolish in spanish

OgidiBoy:
Don't talk to my woman like that my friend

that one na woman?  

patwhizkid:
Story keh? Atleast every sane being on here knows the kinda person yu are and. . .

wetin that one con mean now?  

kpolli:
ehn, its a lie,

na true  

patwhizkid:
What'z the meanin' of this sh!t?

shatap dia! no allow me start ur story for hia

humblemate:
Not sure of what the gist is all about, anyway sha I thank god for u as luck don smile on U

thank u my brother

michelin89:
You shouldn't be joking about this. I am sure Plat doesn't find this nonsense funny at all. It's not all the time you make jokes about people's mistake but since this is na2day, I don't expect some sense and tact when discussing issues like this.

chinekeme eh! na me u dey yab full ground like this? wait make i catch u, those two under develop mangos u call breast i go cut am off  

H2O2:
  see this village boy

at least me and u comot from the same village  

OgidiBoy:
Look at this shamless man, no go find work do

wetin that one con mean? i resemble persin wey like work? if God bless me make i no take? abeg waka, how u think say i for u entertain u when u land D-town?  

chinesedoll:
Bros which one be your own
u wey get work leave am wey dey jobless na abi are u intrested

"poster

I thank God for you ooo

u shld be old enuff to know that not everybody is in d same time zone as u

thank u jare

FL Gators:
We thank God o. Send your bro TheSeeker, I get this one sharp knife for him face

DEATH! ! !  

God is gooooooooooooooood, he has done me well, O my soul, rise up and praise thy Lord, God is gooooooooooooooood, he has done me well, O my soul, rise up and praise thy Lord. . . . . . . . .e don tey wey i don dey pray for God to do miracle for me, i don dey think how i go pay my next month rent only for Plat to be single again, and i hear say she dey work for bank and dey easily donate money to ppl, na hin i thank God finish ooo, i don carry my bag dey trek from lagos poly UCLA to yankee go meet am. make una help me praise da lawd oooooo! 


_{FYI: PLAT if u no give me the money i go do juju 4 ur head ooo}

Ok, I am at work so I can't really reply this thread but just to be clear, plat I am not in support of scanners of any kind and I only told u not to make a thread just to live above the situation rather than being drag along with more pain, I wass considering u not him. Once gain I do not support any scammer and anyone who says it is ok is just being foolish

foyeks2001:
she is kool and intelligent

nigerians! ! ! one word!

rhymz:
hahahahaha. . . .I like it this. . .this is what I call the sound of silence. . .hehehe

lol

rhymz:
How far na. . .long time Sha since that ugly incident. . .hehehehe. . .i saw your post in my thread,Thanx men! u know sb has got to stand up to those tyrants and women wrappers and tell them the home truth. . .anyway sha na dem saka, dem don already lock am. I ve made my point to dem and I know many aggrived NLanders have also taken the opportunity to air their displeasures. .
@mitto
U berrer use ya tongue count ya teeth b4 ya name go become mo gbe! homeboy wan poyansh if U no sabi. . .lol. . May be when him don give U belle im go tell U wetin im want 4rm U. . .hahahaha. . .Use ya head O!

big up man, i am glad u stood up to them

ole!

Kayraph:
"IM AYO BY NAME IM A 200 LEVEL STUDENT OF UNIVERSITY OF ADO EKITI IM FROM LAGOS AND A XTIAN I NEED A TRUE GUY THAT WILL LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM, ANY SERIUOSE GUY SHOULD CALL AND DONT FLASH ME 08064001314."

I had contact with the lady whose details we have above and the experience was so nasty. She happened to be a member of a gang of robbers. Their trick was that when you call her she will ask you to meet her at an hotel, on leaving there the other members of her gang will swoop on you and dispossess you of your personal effects and money. I lost two phones (Nokia 2700 Classic and Sony Ericsson K750i) and N1,600 to them yesterday evening around 8pm around an hotel (Simply Simple Hotel, Ajegunle, Ogun State). They were in the process of taking me to an ATM to withdraw money from my account but I managed to escape from them. I regret to infrom you that the lady (Ayomide Adeoye, could be an alias) is the most ugliest thing I've ever seen, she is not worth it at all coupled with the fact that she is armed robber.

Please be extra careful, this people are mean and heartless!!!!!!!!

01-4336468

na God catch u ooo

ole!

mito:
I have been talking to Tom for over 1 year now. Yesterday night, he told me that he wanted me. When I asked him what did he want from me he ignored my question several times. Finally, he told me that he did not know how to answer to this question, but under my insistence, he admitted that he honestly did not know what he wants from me.

People, what did he mean by that? I like this guy a lot and I don't want to get hurt, so what do I do? 

tom said that? hold on let me ask jerry 

otukpo:
ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE WOMEN EVEN FINE BABES, TESTING BRA OPENLY IN THE MARKET PLACE. SHAME NO DEY LAGOS.

since when? tell me that market make i go sidon 4 there

OAM4J:
True.

For me I think I am becoming too addicted to NL, I dont visit FB everyday. I spend too much time here (I read  a lot here). I think I need deliverance from NL 

come and get ur deliverance from my noble church, it is called east-coast, west coast deliverance church

bluespice:
cos im shallow

hold on now, are u calling me ugly?

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=333166.msg5106346#msg5106346 date=1260742603]Adultery is a problem everywhere not only in Nigeria. [/quote]i am framing this statement on my wall asap! first sensible statement u have made in a long long time

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=343108.msg5106370#msg5106370 date=1260742809]Bride price makes divorce rates in Nigeria low. [/quote]yeah right!

FayeZik:
Too bad. If u don't like them, na2day u go jump in the lake, not 2morrow.

which lake? show me quickly

celebritee:
This happened quite a while back. I boarded a bus from Ketu to Ikorodu. There's a spot at kosofe where gun bearing Mopol usually collect N20 (shandi) from commercial vehicle owners. My bus driver wanted to be faster than his shadow and so he pretended to slow down to deliver his shandi. All of a sudden, he just sped past like a bat from hell. It was like the Mopol peeps were fully expecting this and so they ran to their parked vehicle and chased us.

It was terrifying as i was at the back of the bus and all i could think of was the Mopol opening fire and 'accidentally discharging' on the bus. That led me to lie face-down on the floor of the bus to minimise the probability of getting a bullet firmly lodged in the spinal cord.

Fortunately, there was a bit of traffic at mile 12 and the Mopol guys caught up with us. They descended on the bus driver with fury delivering all sorts of blows, slaps and kicks. The poor guy started begging. I remember his exact words.
'' Abeg sir. Abeg. I dey try to stop my motor. The thing no gree stop. Abeg. I get your 20 naira inside my pigeon hole''.

The passengers were evacuated and the bus was seized and I was only too happy to be alive to board the next bus. Unconsciously, the experience made me to start sitting in the middle of buses.

all that just for 20 naira?

michelin89:
Puff puff, nor be your fault, but mummy still loves you.

u mean daddy still loves u?

michelin89:
Who keeps saying people nor dey wowo? Why lie na?

and how can u tell sweet heart

abrahym:
ugly ones are the best. they dont cheat

u will be surprised my friend

MyHonour:
*whistles* olopa-o!
wtf? yu guyz should wash your maut before them ban ban all of una! Make me go call Seun cu.m here

if they ban me what else is new?