₦airaland Forum

kennyaribs:
@secretz
No gal has ever done dat to me. If i have u as my gf, i dont think u would do dat, would u?

u bi thief? abi u no sabi read wetin she right for her profile? if i catch u eh!

Seun:
I don't understand why simply locking the bedroom doors when going to sleep is not sufficient.

what if she takes a new profession like killing ppl while sleep walking, don't u think that locked door will become a problem for an escapee?

Hairat007:
WAIT OH NEVER GO!

1 good turn deserves anoder, pls remind me re u sure its not a

case of mistaken identity? lol

nope, i can smell u a mile away

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=312150.msg4459125#msg4459125 date=1251784408]i'm coming with my pankere to whoop that your lying yansh. so u better fess up[/quote]whoop which persin yansh nau?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Yes! [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Sista, wetin i do? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]See manifestation of delusions [/color]

see the wahala wey u don cause, simple task as to come into my chambers don turn to cheaters show

swit D:
Kiss so i can eat off hiz lips

i reject in Jesus name!

TheSeeker:
I'm loving this. When was the last time I had this much fun on NL?! Please continue the second part of C2H vs FL Gators.

N2D, if you push me to the wall, I'll bite you. You want me to start pulling phone calls out? Or you want me to make a diss track EM made for MC? Just don't get me upset or that heart of yours she stolen will be hijacked from her. See, I've been talking to this girl from Niger Delta; she says she wants to "spread love" to me and when she does so, I'll kindly ask her to kidnap her. Go figure.

u can only bite when u have teeth

Nezed:
He took my hands and staring into my eyes said:

Honey, no man born of a woman can ever love you as much as i do!
That was so sweet that I cried that night.
(Its 2yrs now, and we are still going strong).

can i take ur legs and tell u the same thing?

spikedcylinder:
Dude is doing community service while she's purchasing a new home.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/rihanna/x17_xclusive_rihannas_new_10_million_dream_home-08312009.php

chei! ! ! God punish satan, see chris brown see wahala!

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=312150.msg4458978#msg4458978 date=1251781593]see how they have derailed the thread. na2day, see your handiwork![/quote]i go shaggy on this one, [size=16pt]IT WASN'T ME! [/size]

davidif:
mrs. feminist,
Not really, what's wrong is when you have unmarried singles given married people advice out of there ignorance. A lot of single unmarried women expect there "prince charming" to be absolutely perfect when no man is. If you are expecting perfection, i wish you the best then. Let's just hope that at age 70 you are still not single living with 20 cats.

https://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Funny/ROFLMAO1.gif [size=60pt]nailed it! [/size]

so I can not even leave a simple thread and go to the gym and come back to meet it in peace, eh?  TS, BB and C2H, I go cut cane for una ooo! C2H, na who u dey call womanizer?  u think say i dey like u wey dey pursue anything in skirt? i only go for those in wrapper  TS, i like your fantasy but like dem talk am, "na who dash moneky?"  as for BB, i don tell u before, u dont have to be worthy, i can come down to your level bcuz i am humble like that 

to my dearest sweet heart unitee, u stole my heart and i don't want it back, plz keep it for it is indeed an heavenly feeling 

unitee:
ohh iice you been good sister of me now
what is this ooo?

dont worry darling, i was just trying to teach her a lesson she will never forget

Hairat007:
U follow me so tay u don go view my profile?

one good turn deserves another

Hairat007:
Besides, which one is "hoe down"? lol

no bi from my mouth dem go hear say abacha no go school

No2Atheism:
Apologies if i sounded as if i am attacking you. just trying to correct an error which you can also notice from your statement which i quote below.

your statement quoted above is implying that Oduduwa's family was an arab i.e. among the arabs, hence part of the people that invaded Egypt.

I guess you meant something else, but unfortunately what you said is not wat u meant.

i meant he is egyptian with arab origins, and like i said it is my theory

Hairat007:
u sef, u get bad mouth no be small oh wetin join HOES wit WHORES now

i no say na wetin dey your mind every min be dat make papa God deliver u oh lol

abi u neva hear of "hoe down"? BTW the pic on ur profile is very holy, yes?

sorry i am not gay, pass!

unitee:
I mean it woo if he is a he why hurting now, I think he is a she lol

i believe u honey

netotse:
parlez-vous anglais?

@unitee
if you dont have a younger sis a cousin will do o!

@na2day
no pour sand for my garri o

@gabry
which one you dey now? nobody ask you make you come here dey prophesy!

i dey suspect u ooo

Kunbee:
@n2d me in a sex tape wiv TS not possible r u forgetting his my broda. And as for u have u forgotten I'm wiv children (sextuplets) rolling around wiv unitee, and its OVER have fun wiv her

@unitee can't believe u r d other woman *sobs*, I bet he didn't tell u we got 10 kids well dey r just like dere father *very depressing* expect dem at 2mao

liar!


[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=261058.msg4458424#msg4458424 date=1251764882]Aawww a Pastor after my own heart Ever so selfless, ever so giving, always waiting at that junction without fail come rain or shine, every Sunday just to steer wayward girls in the direction of the Church, I have never seen anyone more pious and holy and pure, bless his heart.


Right Reverend Pastor Na2day of the Everlasting Faith of the Latter Day Endtime Church, I feel I am not worthy of answering the call as your wife for now because I am not chaste enough yet, I feel anyone worthy to be called your wife should surpass the Proverbs thirty-something woman, but give me 2 years and I will be worthy enough to come near you to tie your shoelace and hopefully would develop to the status of a wife in ten years You never fail to inspire me to always better myself and study my Bible more and get closer to God, and I can't wait to be your bone-of-your-bone and take my rightful place as your wife


Off to Night vigil now and in case you call me tomorrow morning and don't get me on my phone, I am at either at house fellowship or doing one of the 14 unpaid voluntary jobs I hold down, as my selfless contribution to the society and since I am the one in charge of the key to the Church, I have to be their first thing in the morning to open the door and also the last person to leave to lock the door and did I mention that our Monthly conference is on and I am one of the Choirs as well as in the Ushering Department and the Protocol team, so this week is gonna be pretty busy for me and . . .




Do you really mean that Do you know how long I have been priming myself and waiting for this opportunity And you call me your sweet honey cherry pie too, aawww Now I really believe in miracles, and its about time I start attending Church I have to find a Church to start attending from tonight to go and give a thanksgiving testimony to God for delivering what I can only describe as God's-gift-to-women on my laps and for you I am ready to waive my no-nookie-on-the-first-date-rule When should we start our rendevous? Should we jam at your place or mine? What should I wear? What colour turns you on? Should I bring some toys? Just holla and i'll come running pronto Don't make me wait too long loff, it been too long already [/quote]https://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Funny/ROFLMAO1.gif e don tey wey i know say u dey crazy but remember, Jesus did not come for the worthy but the unworthy and i just want to be like him stay away from C2H

iice:
[color=#9900ff]For what? [/color]

haba! u ask too many questions

kiwi992:
Hey Na2day,


As you know, the Okrika language is not too dis-similar to ours.  I'm sure you could speak it if you try. 




kiwi992.

yea i know, my friend is okrika and what he says sometimes sounds familiar

asunaobi:
Hey guyz! I suggest we should be a little bit smarter here including myself. Smartness to me is not judged by how much British grammer we can blow or our ability to solve the most complex mathematics, but how we can use our natural intelligent from God to create a very safe and decent environment for ourselves and our future generations to come (which we have woefully failed). Look I may sound a little bit off the point here, but what I am saying in essence is that how can we be wasting the time that we all dont have discussing and arguing about things that dont benefit us in any way, Celine Dion is pregant, Rihanna given TKO by Chris Brown, etc. I know people should have the full right to their opinions, but look, left for me I am suggesting that operators of this website should concentrate more on what is happening in our country, the state of things in Nigeria so that we good loving Nigerians should have an opportunity to give suggestions. Why I am saying this is that those people we strive so hard to discuss their issues dont even know if we exist. Please, Please, Please! Dis our mumu don dey too muchoo! E go be good make we dey discuss our musicians dey better pass Celine Dion, Chris Brown and Rihanna.

surprisingly u are in new zealand, dude get a life!

oyb:
waiting for the boondocks rendition of the chrisbrown trial

maybe Aaron McGruder can insert a short of na2day dancing for joy at chris sentenecing, and NL chicks screaming slap me chris !

i will start practicing my new dance steps

No2Atheism:
- Ancient Egyptians are not Arabs

- Present day egyptians are mostly arabs because most the original egyptians were colonised by the arabs and their other jihadists. History shows that Arabs tend to kill and maim those that they colonised hence i am not suprised that population of the original egyptians has reduced drastically while that of the Arabs increased.

- It does not make sense for Oduduwa to be an Arab since there would be no need for him to fled Egypt.

- The logical thing is that Oduduwa's family came from the original inhabitants of either Egypt or Kush. And that they fled from the attacks of the Arab invaders, such that they ended up amongst the original aboriginal yoruba people.

- They people of Oduduwa and original aboriginal yoruba people then mixed and became the people now known as Yoruba.

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I have always said that both the Arabs and Europeans are simply brainwashing the Africans because for some reason it seems the Arabs and Europeans know something about the African Identity, that even the Africans themselves do not seem to know.

--sighs-- i never said ancient egyptians were arabs but rather that arabs invaded the ancient egyptians

am i not suppose to ask?

TheSeeker:
Na food?

na energy age defying drink

unitee:
dont worry my dear  I closed my ears I cant hear them anymore

@The Seeker now you keep asking why you name pops up here and there lol

@ Oyinda and Kunbee  please why persecute me ooo


our love N2D is stronger than all the hurricane winds blowing my darling

oyinda will be our wedding planner my dear and The Seeker your best man
maybe 190 will be my best girl too

lol

https://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Funny/08-51.gif darling u are too much

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Well good for you and me that i no be better thing. . .i no need form [/color]

see me in my chambers!

Anabel:
my own guy updates my facebook by him self, if i check and see dat wat he puts does not suits me, i will change it and no apologies.(there was a day dat i shud always love him, and when i changed it, my reply was: you dont need to tell me wat to do) as simple as dat. wat ever you write, represents wat you are feeling, thats why i think b4 i write, i dont just write to please or attract people, i write wat i can defend wen i see my oga,

thanks for killing FB madam ikorodu

what is so. . . . so. . . . ?

chiogo:
When you try it and you're sure, lemme know.

i hear it is 4 women only

iice:
[color=#9900ff] E dey pain you? [/color]

b4 nko, u know better thing dey form

double pass

iice:
[color=#9900ff]LMAO @ epistle.

Thankfully i'm not dying for an african man. . .man is man, wetin kwonsain me

But i do agree with what she says about doing somethings for someone you love Heeheehee [/color]

keep lying to urself honey

TheSeeker:
Describe it. I heard you worked with the deaf and dumb before

i can't, i am fasting

chiogo:
LMCAO!! It's funny when you say that. 

@topic, never heard of that oo. na wa.
eww @ drinking urine.

i heard it is delicious