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aisha2:
Kai, this thread is full of once crazy people. did almsot the same thing too.

it wasnt my fault, i had crazy friends

et me start practicing my slaps

Mannylex:
Ah! Bros abeg no shout, let's go and settle the stuff

good, i always knew u are a smart guy

[quote author=bk/babe97 link=topic=425668.msg5900745#msg5900745 date=1271394532]^^^I'd like to personally kick that fat ayetty mama in the butt!!![/quote]lmao! iight then we can tag team

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=279706.msg5900971#msg5900971 date=1271401248]@topic, I think a pig could get a nigerian guy.[/quote]thunder fire u! when nigerian guys start saying stuff about nigerian or african girls, una go dey shout, see the stupid thing u just said . shior!

latch:
, shakes his head as he wonders why anyone would want to marry a virgin

SMH at such a stupid question!

remark D:
[color=#000099][/color]lwkmd.you got served brotha.we all did some crazy poo though.

it was a joke in school for a while, imagine ur juniors smiling while u walk pass them

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=426720.msg5887756#msg5887756 date=1271206877][color=deeppink]Actually it's "Jennifer" and how the heck did you know I'm Igbo. . .I smell a Stalker.[/color] [/quote]dreamer! na only u everybody dey stalk for nl, shior!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=426720.msg5887756#msg5887756 date=1271206877][color=deeppink]You mean as Fat and ignorant as you are? [/color]  [/quote]no, as skinny and ignorant as u are, check mate!

Odunnu:
And hey,Na2day myt b fat but dnt u ever,I repeat,dnt u evr call him ignorant again or else. . .

u dey mind mamagee? i know say texas sun hot but to actually fry persin brain was never thought possible until mamagee showed up.

back in abuja, we were just rounding up our JSS 3 and moving to SS1 and there was these group of girls that were rounding up JSS2 and moving to JSS3 that attended the same high school and after school program as my friends and I. my click and this beautiful damsel's click was eying each other sha; the girl,(name withheld bcuz her cousin dey NL ) liked me but was doing shakara and me sef was forming bigger boy for her. one day we had this fight and naturally my friends supported me while her friends supported her and we were not on talking terms for a while. she had a party coming up and wanted me to be there and used her friend to tell me about it, i told the friend if she cant come and tell me herself i am not going, she never did but kept talking about it around where i was. on the day of the party i gathered some of my friends and we went down to her place (keep in mind, i use to think i was a very good ninja guy and a 1st class detective). once we got close, we saw ppl dancing outside and having fun, my friends and i hid behind some flowers and were watching them dance. i decided to do a something silly, i brought out my catapult and put a small pebble in it and took a shot at one of the guys dancing and i did hit my mark. the poor guy screamed and they were looking for who did it but never found us behind the flowers. once the dancing resumed i did it again on another person and this time folks were now getting angry but still didnt find us. once they resumed again i took aim at the big radio and struck it. it made a loud sound. they started search everywhere including the flowers, my friends and i started backing back and did not know when we ran into the girl's dog, boy ol' boy, we saw hell! to cut the long story short, we had a very angry dog chancing us down the streets we; check out the laughing folks were laughing, it wasnt funny ooo! at least to us.

Mannylex:
I fink so brain, but could u just stay away from ma love life

bros, u know say u owe me money abi? better see me for corner

platinumnk:
July 2-5 u coming? We will be one big happy family
Im sure ayettymama would love to see you

let me start packing my load, i will like to slap some common sense personally into that ayettymama's head

Theblessed:
[b]Excused me!  Am I hearing someone asking 'why it's difficult to get a virgin wife' these days

Well if you don't know yet,  the answer is obvious and you don't need to ask this question really. A simplistic answer to your question is because, Nigerian men including yourself and your brothers etc are busy deflowering all of them and that's why? So, you can not eat your cake and have it this way, ok. 

If Nigerian men want virgins for marriage, they better start to learn how to respect women.  You don't respect a woman when you meet her for the first time in the street and start your T T, which eventually lands her either in your bed, your friends borrowed bedroom or a hotel room some where within some 30mins of meeting her.  How could this be respectful to your women? I know some would argue, but some women actually like that - you mean, actually like to be dis-respected?  Well, I can assure you, there must be some thing psychologically wrong with that kind of a woman. 

Again, if they want their wives to be virgins on their wedding night, they have to behave as 'Gentlemen' do,
a concept - non-existent in a Nigerian man's psych! 

As you can see, if you do 'someone sister' so would someone else do yours!  And if you don't have a sister - watch out for your cousins or nieces or your own daughters when you eventually have them because, what goes round comes round 3 time over.  Women don't deflower themselves, ok?  Some even get despoiled when a man approach them and they object. Sometimes they find themselves unfortunately, not only pregnant but also rejected by the same guy that did it as he wouldn't own up to his responsibility.  Thanks to modern Science/technology as we now have DNA procedures to count on. 

Now tell me, where would that leave the ladies if we hadn't this procedure?  In fact, I pitied my mother and grandmother's generation because they suffered a lot in the hands of men as in their days it was either, to carry the baby full-term and suffer all the consequences plus the shame that goes with it or have a go at some back street or side road Abortion Clinic/Chemist and perish as a result, if unlucky. 

So, you men should stop lamenting on this your immoral behaviours because majority of you are as guilty as sin -  stop moaning as its hypocritical, please!!! [/b]

oh Gawd! is this the one and only TheBlessed? longest time oooo, our path has not crossed like forever; even though u write a lot of lengthy bull i still miss fighting with u and like always i am about to find your trouble again now why are u blaming nigerian men for the disappearance of virgins? last time i check, every has his/her self will and are responsible for their individual decisions. it is easier to pass the blame to sum1 else; if a girl is not r.a.p.ed or sexually assaulted, i dont care what the guy told her then her disvirginity is entirely her fault. yea i said it! as for me, i know that my wife is a virgin

[quote author=#1-stunner link=topic=409028.msg5899226#msg5899226 date=1271361048]men ppl no be mouth ooo,forget say i get small flesh i fine pass dat rukayat girl facially. Take a look at my picture no be mouth oooo. Fine pass fine.[/quote]u need to stop asap! nobody told u that april 1st is long gone?

dollz:
i am vexin o. and i thought i was fine

u try fine small, u just need one more thing to be a super model type

Girl846:
Hahaha! you are funny!

just saying

bawomolo:
fun like losing in the first round or semifinal as usual right?

u are already predicting ur fate at the hands of the cavs? take heart, it is never too late to be a mavs fan

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=413535.msg5887842#msg5887842 date=1271207797][color=deeppink]^^You mean Page of Fat People? [/color] [/quote]i know u want a piece of me, and for u it is easy since u live close by

nellaluv:

Fat boy looking sexy, i know you are

awwww darling, u miss me already?

Moyola:
Hmn-mmn

so what say u?

what is the date again, change of plans, let me head out to NY

it's playoff time baby, let the fun begin!

[quote author=Diva 2.0 link=topic=429402.msg5894613#msg5894613 date=1271292756]Exactly. NL Guys want to have a virgin wife but also want to sleep around. [/quote]can't we eat our cake and have it in peace anymore?

platinumnk:
yep

u miss the point, i am calling NY, Canada compared to Texas!

Odunnu:
A very beautiful bt insultive young ibo gal called Jennifr

u forgot to put ignorant

Moyola:
well I dint mean daddy as in daddy! hehe! oh! share d lurve!

glad we are on the same page

Moyola:
I myt 've bn avin probz wiv ma sight lately buh 'd neva mistake yu 4 'Daddy'! Really! do I knw yu?!

not that kinda daddy but the love papi

Moyola:
hehe! woteva makes yu feel better mahn!

come give daddy a kiss

platinumnk:
^^^LOL! did we have a praise and worship session in here or what?

to who if i may ask?  no make God send thunder go LA ooo, dem don suffer enough

Moyola:
Naa! Not in dhiz lyf tym!

quit playing, u know u love me

Moyola:
well. . .

well wetin? dont tell me u too have fallen in love with me

Odunnu:
***takes a peep at na2day's profile*** eeeeeh,guy u 2much o.Evn beside,above,around,beneath,behind,honestly I no want stay!

it is more to love and u shld be grateful, i dont just give myself to anybody