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oyb:
what i have is worse than light

the voltage fluctuates WILDLY.

i don't bother using that nepa power, before it scatters my appliances

at least u have live disco at ur house, what are u complaining of? some ppl only see that once in a week at the club

Gamine:
Someone just told me that this documentary was filmed in 2005,
i wonder how true that is,
but the issues are obviously still relevant, today.

baby, i greet u for thread u bone me!

maedan:
Don't understand why pple have to turn it round all the time. Topic is referring to guys, but instead, they twist it into spotting the right woman. It's just not on.

same way u girls turn topics about girls to start blaming guys.

madlady:
Oh my gosh, I totally  agree.

why won't u agree, shior!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Definitely not na2day


There. . . your name is on the list. . .sort of [/color]

oya pack ur load comot from my boys quarters sharp sharp! i no do again

ilosiwaju:
na2day?, you are becoming a regular chris rock here o. _{how u dey?}

i full ground ooo!

JeSoul:
Great win for the Jazz. But Denver will still take the series barring any injuries to their core. Utah manages to remain a perpetual contender every year in the playoffs because Sloan makes them play hard. Unfortunately they've been on the same gear for like a zillion years now. It ain't changing this year.

Chicago, una try ehn.  You'll hafta play a darn perfect game and Cleveland really suck to win one game. I don't see that happening. But hey miracles still dey happen so u get small hope.

No Garnett for game 2. No problem. Watch big baby use every inch of the massive backside to dismiss O'neal in the paint  Btw, RaSheed, this is what you were brought here for . . .

Noah get bad mouth, he said he has never heard of sum1 saying they are going to cleveland for vacation, i had to think about it for a minute or two, neither have i!

usmsam:
Wow! I think u r lookin 4 sum1 2 fyt wiv but i aint gonna waste ma tym here. I am simply just more mature than u r.

Peace y'all

fight u? u wish!

oyinda.:
i dun think she's trying to get a nigerian guy.

gators is into aliens from mars

u mean nigerian guys are dropping her like a bad habit? i get u now

Thelmabee:
@newcreatio
omg, better be careful what you say to her then good or bad, its possible to vexed her earlier .

Man !   truth is; you have all the answers to the puzzle.I've to come to learn that when you sincerely play the fool for your wife seeking happines you most definitely will get it - just allowing a woman  be right more than half of the time is the begining of wisdom.
Word!

that is a flat out dumb statement! 

Damysa:
I regret marrying my spouse most of the time. Infact I am at a crossroad.

I have lost my mind completely and I wanna take a walk k.

and why's that? what made u pick him out of the lot and what is pushing u away from him now?

jazz won! impressive! ! !

~Sissy~:
abeg jor, its preaching like this that make people even want to have intimacy more. there are better ways to get your beliefs across without acting as if you have been before when God was judging someone or as if premarital intimacy is the only sin that makes people go to hell. am sure you will agree that many people who have had premarital intimacy are in heaven. and no, i have nothing about virgins, good for you if you're one, also good for you if you're not one. i could care less, just that your type piss me off with all these nonsensical preachings as if "virgins" are the only ones we are going to see in heaven or that its the only quality God requires of us.

make una free the girl now! na her opinion, leave her alone! the way all of una dey try attack her, abi na guilty conscience dey worry una?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Bleh it could mean he's not in love with you - but then again people not in love, throw around those words to get something so it means nothing. It could be he feels he's not supposed to say it. . .like the strong silent type Or it makes him vulnerable.
physical acts of intimacy is not the same as voicing out those words. People can separate those physical acts from emotional acts like uttering those words.

Only Johnny has heard those words from me Ok and Eric and Batman, and Leonidas. . .wait did i mention Anton Chigurrh? [/color]

i didnt see my name on that list!

Girl846:
I know I may come off as self righteous, but all what I have said in this post is not 'my' own saying nor 'my' own personal rules.
I am simply advocating what the bible says.
I'm sure every Christian or Muslim knows what is said about pre-marital relations in the bible or qu'ran, so what I am saying in this post should not be offensive or a surprise or news to anyone.

abeg ignore the haters jare

ssumpta:
At least the girl was courteous enuf to bring left over cake and wine.
That shud count for sth.

really? if ur bf or husband does something similar to u, wont u be here crying foul? some naija girl sef!

bawomolo:
man sharrap, lets see you and your beer belly play against lebron. na 200 you go chop.

we would do better at home.

lebron no dey fear face?

usmsam:
actually, my dress was shiny, so there was a part that was reflected in the way that you think that i was sweating. The fact is that i do not sweat and i was a bit baffled to c your comment. I just think u r a miserable person and misery needs company. Nobody is going to get me down today!

every1 sweats and stop lying to urself. if that wasn't sweat then it must be a very cheap shinning dress as for being miserable, i say it is a classic case of pot calling kettle black, i wasn't the one seeking for public approval

babygirl22:
had an ex who slapped me after d slap he dint no wat hit i gave it back to him and kicked him outta my flat wtf my dad hardly hits me and one boy not even a husband wld now raise his miserable hand to slap me

poor guy, if i was the one i wud have reslapped u only harder so that u will know the difference then i will walk out of ur yeye flat

bawomolo:
the boys are playing hard.

and losing harder

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]^^Yes it's my birthday.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Plus, Thanks for the message.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Why don't you open a thread about it and paste it on the frontpage?[/color]

attention seeking are we? don't let me use my fat azz to smack ur face

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]^^It's so unattractive, I'm sorry you fall into that category.[/color]

Jesus wept!

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Please don't be like me, I don't want to look like a fat drum.[/color]

what is wrong abt being fat?

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Fat Drum. . .

That's definitely not you as you were born with excess fat in you. [/color]

dont worry, when i grow up i will be like u

chamotex:
O ti ya were

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]^^How are you Chamo and is that you on your profile page?[/color]

that was me b4 i became fat, exercising my mouth  

madlady:
Dont quote me this is for YOU. I will remove it after.

where is the song? u dey fear?  it is my civic duty to make u mad 

madlady:
^^Not 2 day or 2morrow drives me mad.

you'r welcome! the pleasure is all mine

madlady:
^^If it's you then I would set my brothers on you.

girl plzzzzzz! ur sissy brothers? i will use one leg to beat them plump!

daduke2k:
Aiigt, bt make sure i inherit your house and cars. . . . . .

u r in luck then, all my houses and cars are on one piece of paper, well drawn out that shouldn't be too much trouble 4 u to keep

Jakumo:
Much has been said about the DRAMATIC improvement in the supply of grid electrical power to Nigeria over the past few months, but a new thread is still in order, since Jonathan Goodluck has slayed a monster that NO OTHER Nigerian head of state DARED tackle at any time over the past 30 years.

It began virtually the instant President Goodluck took over from the long dead and entirely worthless Ex-President Yar Adua, with lights and electrical appliances flickering to life all over Nigeria for the first time in the living memory of any person less than 30 years old, and now, there flows near 24-hour stable electrical power over vast, long forgotten swathes of a land formerly condemned to permanent darkness.

Evidently, President Goodluck single handedly confronted, defeated and uprooted that profoundly evil gang of criminals who held on to key jobs in the national electrical utility company, exploiting their access to the key equipment for the devious purpose of profiteering from Nigeria's electrical blackout by making sure all electrical outlets remained permanently dead.  With President Goodluck now DIRECTLY running Nigeria's electrical power sector, all the worn-out excuses for the perennial blackout have miraculously vanished overnight.  This accomplishent is almost beyond comprehension, and is without equal in Nigeria's entire history.

If there is a minor regret most Nigerians may quietly harbor in the wake of this astonishing development, it would probably be that those squalid, greedy saboteurs of the country's power supply capability cannot simply be lined up against a wall and shot to pieces in a hail of machinegun fire before an exultant crowd.

All in all, Jonathan Goodluck ALREADY qualifies as Nigeria's MIRACLE MAN, for he has accomplished the seemingly impossible in virtually no time at all.     Bravo Johnny !  You is da MAN !  Take my wife, please !   I would be greatly honored.

some of my friends on FB living in nigeria are scared to even believe it, they fear something dreadful is about to happen because they have constant light. one of them wrote that sum1 is messing with his head

Kobojunkie:
Lol  . . .  has the man even started with tackling the electricity issue? Yes, he has declared a state of emergency and yes, he is working on putting together his team and all for to work with him on improving the situation, and yes he has promised things will change in 6 months, but last I called home(3 hours ago), I was told it is still the same old 10 hrs average a week in my area.

ur area needs to relocate back to nigeria

xcuggs_m:
A friend of my traveled to Awka to see his fiancee on her b'day but could not take her out in the nite because she said she had invited some friends over to her hostel for a little room party. The next day she came back to see him with pieces of cake and a bottle of wine which she said she kept aside especially for him.The guy later found out that on same night another guy had hosted a lavish pool side party for her in a hotel in town and actually saw photos.
People, what do u think the guy should do? Still go ahead and marry her or run for his life?

u really want us to advice u?

eazyman:
Wonders will never end!  After doing her worst to me and then writing me a letter on valz day that  she's quitting our 2-yr relationship, the full story here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-399786.0.html
She came begging last week, I was at the hospital for some injection because i was down with malaria when her brother called me that he seriously wants to see me, since he couldnt talk on phone i told him to meet me at the hospital, but i was surprised he came with his sister (My EX gf) and when i asked him his mission he told me his sister has been disturbing him to come beg on her behalf, i was angry and told him that i'm ok now and its over a month already that she should go ahead and marry her EX since she sold off my investment of about N700k obviously to garner enough money to travel out to meet her EX as seen in the emails she was exchanging with him, that means she didnt love me as she has always said, as she wanted to eat her cake and have it, maybe the trip abroad backfired and she wants to come back to me the "DUSTBIN" who would accept any rubbish just because i so much loved her.
I told him i have learnt my lessons now and i'm much wiser now, so as i was about entering my car which was packed by the roadside, she came and knelt down by the roadside there, i was so angry so i got out of the car and left her there, the brother came saying i should tell her to stand up because she is deeply sorry now, but i said all those pretence dont move me anymore as i'm wiser now because i know her sister more than he does, i told him i can also kneel down here by the roadside if he feels kneeling down here is a big deal, infact i knelt down briefly in front of him just to prove to him there's no big deal there as those pretence dont work on me anymore. Thereafter i left.
I think she has began seeing the effect of the law of KARMA already, its funny how SOME GIRLS could act, they will wanna eat their cake and still have it. I've moved on already and i'm much wiser now, i'm focused on my job and myself for now.
Just wanna thank everyone including those who strongly criticized me and those who stood by me in my most horrible moments, God bless ya'll. I'm much better now. I know God will provide the right person at the right time.

if u accept her back, i will personally come over there and beat the living day lights out of u! now focus on improving urself like u said, good boy

spectacula:
she wore a short mini skirt which was way above her knees,a spargety top with her bosoms popping out and exposing a lot of skin,she came to me by nite, if it happened to you what would you have done to her??and she is aware dat u have a girlfriend and your girlfriend happens to be her bestfriend, what will you have done

call the your local pastor for a quick deliverance session

platinumnk:
if my bf slaps me?

Call the Morgue to collect their new occupant 

NA-2-DAY!