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[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=147222.msg4059670#msg4059670 date=1245457172] what was on that thread that it got deleted b4 i could access it?

gist me nau [/quote]20 bucks and i will tell ya 

platinumnk:
Hes at home He got malaria and typhoid.

is that the new lie he gave?

yjay:
the issue here isnt abt ving sex on a first date, glad u were able to clarify though "if the guy isnt giving nothin, he shldnt be gettin nothin" i mean its only fair to both parties rite! brilliant!!!!

when has a guy gotten sumtin from a naija girl without emptying his pocket? if we keep to ur statement most naija guys can safely look into their account and we be sure to see cash

gary sleeveless t-shirt and my camouflage pants(not underwear)

romade:
luv dat shouting God on d bed & going to church

i love that one too

D1KeleVra:
@All warning posts

I think they are all sound advices. . . you will be surprised to know how extremely stewpid some humans can be. These companies are just being cautious. . . For instance, a woman just came back home from a long walk with her poodle, which was freezing. She placed it in the microwave to 'thaw' _{i guess} the dog died. . . duh! She sued the microwave company and won.

yea, i heard sumtin similar but dunno if it was true though



@ post

On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK honey just grab the Palmolive!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

https://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13254/06_2008/scrubbing.jpg

[img]http://3.bp..com/_Su8h95jh56c/SI1o0mG9u2I/AAAAAAAAAnc/fhacoqyRJ1g/s400/get-attachment.jpg[/img]

roraima:
i am a white woman and i find this topic really interesting, actually SURPRISING ME!!!! MY idea has always been that black men dont like white women, they just look for money or whatever, when they think a woman is beatiful SHE IS BLACK

wow, u must have been hanging around with the wrong crowd girl i have plenty of white girls that are beautiful and that i like

slimfine:
so since this has helped you, which do you choose?

i chose the Japanese

SeanT21:
Someone help that guy out please

at least he is honest 


@ post

[img]http://robertstevenson.files./2008/03/funny_road_signs_011.jpg[/img] 



https://www.tocagames.com/Images/dumbSyrianProtestors.jpg

what about these warnings


On Lady Speed Stick Deodorant: For external use only

On a lawnmower: Do not place hands or feet under mower when engine is running

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery

On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake

On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation.

[img]http://serendipitydoodah.files./2008/09/18.jpg[/img]

SeanT21:
The first picture is describing me

lol , u craze gurl


@ post

On A Cup Of Coffee: Caution! Contents are HOT!

On the bottom of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (no shit!)  

On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.  

sweet deal

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-285992.0.html#msg4054007

drop urs

i wasn't sure where to post this but I finally settle for this forum. my friend started posting some of these stuff on FB and i thought we can have some laughs with it on NL too so post some funny but stupid labels or warnings/instructions u see on products or as street signs.

Chain Saw--You Betcha!
https://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/images/WARNpics/chainsaw%20hold.jpg


[img]http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com//images/WARNpics/candle.bmp[/img]


https://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/images/WARNpics/cant%20read.jpg


this peanut warning is awesome---On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts" (Wow! I was expecting to find motor oil.)
https://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/images/WARNpics/peanutwarning.jpg

Washing Machine- Bonus: Handy diagram to determine if door is open
https://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/images/WARNpics/WashingMachineLabel500.jpg


Pet Meds-Do not let your dog drink and drive.
https://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/images/WARNpics/dogmeds.jpg


Asian Advice
https://luckypuppy.bravehost.com//images/WARNpics/mobile_phone.jpg


On the ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat." (WTH?)
https://luckypuppy.bravehost.com//images/WARNpics/ipod.jpg


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (No shit?)


https://luckypuppy.bravehost.com//images/WARNpics/vending.jpg


On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals." (A lot of weird shit happens in Sweden.)



On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Sound advice, I guess.)


On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bicycle -- "Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle" (You think?)

hey girl, i am posting a thread for some good jokes, hope u join, lets have fun

SeanT21:
GEEK.

thats why i love u, geeks are the bomb! they are devoted to one person and easily focus with the right environment around them

DaJoneZ:
CIA?, SPY?, too much T.V for some of you!  

i know right! naija ppl ney dey carry last i tell u

C2H5OH:
lamao

i am getting really tired of these girls and their wayo sense

C2H5OH:
Lol are you calling seun a puppy 

i thought of chicken, i guess puppy will be a promotion

tpiah:
oh, ok.

the link is missing.

Just wondering what was going on in this place the past few days.

nothing much just some mods and one admin going hay wire. personally, i have nothing against them except for the out right abuse of power. apparently ppl now get ban or get stripped of their duties once mukina2 dont like them, she just dials the almighty admin who runs at her beck and call to do her wishes without thinking it through to a logical conclusion; so much for education.  

FL Gators:
ring ko

u wan deny am?

tpiah:
I dont know if you think you're white, or maybe you're one of the whites who are black and Nigerian on the internet, but in any case, your Cuban reference has absolutely nothing to do with my initial post which you say you were responding to.

If you use google, you yourself will get a little better educated on HOW STUFF WORKS.

my guy, I no be gay, unfortunately for you. Stick with like minds!

--sighs-
since u still can't get it, i will just file ur case as hopeless by the way u cant google black race with key words like HOW STUFF WORKS but rather HOW STUFF WAS CREATED u would have gotten a better search result. learn to use ur search engines properly

tpiah:
I need my contacts, because I didnt see SeanT21's post anywhere in what na2day quoted. Or anywhere on this thread for that matter.

Is it a full moon or are people just trying to start a flame war? Not like both are mutually exclusive.

oga seun don block the link, i promise to post hell when i got back from work by the time i checked the link, it gave me the error saying "The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you. "  since he was going to be chicken heart abt it rather to allow ppl free express themselves, i didnt bother to create a new post. this was the original link
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284545.0.html

FL Gators:
Your love is the questionable one.

You seems to love THEM all

acidrop only, no pour sand sand 4 my garri oo

FL Gators:
Why na?
You no fit afford am?

wey my ring 1st then i go give u fanta

FL Gators:
I hope she's the sparkles that burns ur face too

her love 4 me is beyond any rising horizon

FL Gators:
Brokeass.
I prefer cold Fanta with ponmo

thief, ole, armi-robber!

FL Gators:
\
Acidrop, you hear?
Once he leaves u, he'll be born AGAIN

na, acidrop is my one and only, our love was designed in heaven and it extends the university, she is my only sparkle that brightens my face

FL Gators:
Why you wan know?
you fit buy me another bowl?

buy ke, na pure water i wan buy u make u take cool down

FL Gators:
how many times have you been born again?

as many times as necessary

FL Gators:
which one of your wives?

i am a born again christian, i only get one

FL Gators:
Na Santa Maria Hostpital. Thats where they'd deport you once am done with ya

which pepper soup shack 2day wey dey scratch ur throat?

FL Gators:


Who be your honey?

u mean u dont know? my one and only wife who is pregnant with our 1st child who happens to be a girl child