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190:
i cant believe na2day my fellow broda in dispute
has finally gone haywire
i told him not 2 eat her food ^sobs
i told him,yet he went and ate that amala and has now gone haywire
see what aciddrop has done 2 him
^{sobs sobs}

my broda, my doctor appointment is tomorrow, after that i am sure i will be back to normal

whitelexi:
_{*Subscribing*}

u are most welcome o noble Darth Vader, i am seeking the force  

SeanT21:
I will fast and Pray for U. I need a sister in law soon!!

thank u jare

ROBOCOB:
Dude, grab an extra life. Doubt if you have one. Why shoulda trail you for six months? Whos the sore looser seeking for a girl  online? Please i dont do shits. Abeg don't derail the thread.

i actually have too many, i was hoping to give u one. since u came up with the 6 month time frame i wanted to believe u were well informed unless u just pull the thought out of ur azz just like everything else that was suppose to come from ur brain  

SeanT21:
U were the one who started it sef. This thread was meant to be humorous. Put a smile on that face naa!!

leave him alone sis, i got this

chinesedoll:
my dear na hunger dey kill patient dog dis days oo!!!

abeg help me tell am ooo!

SeanT21:
My brother is not a pervert!!

tell her sis, tell her

follypimpi:

Fi real gyal,Na2day mayb u r not a fericious/Aggressive Dog,Dawg.

i believe i have gone through the entire doggy skillz book and yet nothing like those 2, they got mad skills.

ROBOCOB:
Another hubbub thread. This place with soon be full to the brim. At poster, the way you huffed makes me imagine if u can really lay a girl in the real world. You've been drooling over some babez for over six months in this cyberworld. What you lack are the needed skills to laylow and do some hush-hush thingies with an online girl until shes  finally taken through the escapade of becoming your real babe . . . .as in cooche live in your room. Don't be deceived, Nl girls are not as hard as you think. Stop the hue and cry, go learn the basics. It doesn't cost a day to learn how to be whatever.

[size=15pt]now i dont know which one of us is more of a loser/jobless, me chasing girls online for 6 months or u watching me chase girls online for 6 months[/size] 

follypimpi:

Na2day berra ask Robo to teach u,seems his got the skillz.

leave the dude, na basket mouth hin get 

chinesedoll:

At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

LMFAO

SeanT21:
[size=14pt]Blowup doll anyone[/size]??

follypimpi:

Over-patient Dog gets the fattest bone.

i am not greedy, i just want some bones not necessary a fat one, i have been taking this [b]"INTRODUCTION TO PRACTICAL" [/b]course for too long, i want the practical now now!

follypimpi:

Awww no worry,your time will come.Like 9ice said,Nah turn by turn.

but how long? e don tey wey i bi member, i don dey think say patient dog no go get bone ooo

FL Gators:
see ya life.

So you wan be like OBNOXIOUS?

Thank God for forgiveness.

madam, if u no fit point me to the course material dem bin dey read den comot from my front make i see road

FL Gators:
rotflmao, you dey crase

What happened to acidrop? ashewo

fimisile ooo! dis case don pass acidrop level, i dey feel deprived 

C2H5OH:
You will have to make do with your hands for now    
Continue to whack the weiner
At least till you can score some wor wor babes
From there you can work your way up to Lexi's level

i don tire for lab practice, i wan try am for life environment

follypimpi:
Nah2day u don finally KOLO. U want cyber pum too?

dude, i neva try? i no fit sleep for nite again bcuz whitelexi and obnoxious dey get all the action, haba! na wetin bi my crime?  

dear NLders,
I am very upset, my frustration is duly justified. i have been a loyal member of NL and i have paid my dues to the best of my knowledge but i have been denied way too long. my rift is simple, lately on NL, we have been hearing about various escapades of certain guys on this NL, it seems as if they have been unduly favored, they have seem to have been given more congo shinning rights and i am really upset. i have been lying on my bed wondering how guys like [size=20pt]Whitelexi[/size] and [size=20pt]Obnoxious[/size] to mention a few got so many congos to shine and i didn't even get one, if na promotion at least i have been ripe for promotion and seun needs to look into this matter. if it has nothing to do with promotion i hereby ask seun to please in the name of whatever he believes in to start distributing these babes equally to us all. congo rights should be shared evenly to keep the peace in this land ooo and plz if i missed any class or lesson on congo shinning rights(which i dont believe i did) i want to be told so i can retake the course. 

any other dudes in the house that feel the same plz feel free to lay ur complaints here. if we can get 25 signatures we will carry it to seun.

chaircover:
90% of understanding ones partner should have come before the wedding. That is what courting is for.

You won’t completely find out everything about someone until you start living with them but this is where tolerance levels, love & patience come in.

After the wedding it should only really a case of fine tuning things and responding to new situations and scenarios, such as disciplining the children, dealing with in-laws etc

90% ! na jazz? max, u will learn and know him 70% u have the rest of ur life learning and trying to figure out the remaining ever evolving 30% and usually the 30% is bigger and larger than the 70% u think u know

phew! to think i thought of going to NDA, my mom is a really wise woman i must say 

[quote author=George_D link=topic=283409.msg4063200#msg4063200 date=1245529318]when she hits 40 most probably! [/quote]they will come up with a new one, "40s are the new 20s" -------Chris Rock's reply----"same ol' 40s!"

I can’t read Asian languages, but this is either “don’t fart here,” “don’t crap here,” or “hemmoroids aren’t allowed.”

FL Gators:
rotflmao


NA2DAY, YOU KILLED ME WITH THIS ONE

www.nairaland.com/attachments/156606_store_rules_jpg83e9a76e6c0a33b1a2f3077e514232a5

my pleasure

FL Gators:
Can you spot the error?

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LOL @ offical , dem no go kill us

hey! dont be pulling that death shit here, u still owe us $200   

slimfine:
na wa for you oo!

u asked i answered

SeanT21:
I have nothing against White Women and Black Men.As long as they are happy that is all that matters!!

once again intelligent talk just comes from ur mouth, big brother is proud of ya

SeanT21:
LMAO @ the shoplifting sign!!

i know and i bet ppl still shop lift there

Uche2nna:
lol

my brother, i now understand the meaning of talking to a wall

roraima:
OF COURSE NOT! BUT THIS IS EXTREME SITUATION. WE ARE JUST TALKING ABOUT AVERAGE RELTIONSHIP.ANYWAY MY BOOTY IS VERY OK SO LIKE MY BREST MY FACE AND MY PUZ,

-sighs-

TheSeeker:
When people aren't naturally happy, they make up a temporary happiness for themselves. I think women who wear engagement ring when nothing is going on are putting themselves through hassles. First, a legible suitor will come around and will be like "oops! She's taken" and that's because he doesn't want to go into battle with any other man, see your loss! By the time you know it, all good men will have passed you by and the next thing is you start flaunting your old self around making passes at possibly married men. What a Shame! I read someone saying she wears it so as not to be bothered, no one will bother you but in the end you can regret it for real.

hey u, i am oppose to any common sense here! lets stick to the old dumb argument, they were it so that players can be kept a bay (like players care what u wear on ur finger)

roraima:
so i see,  u take for granted the UR way of thinking is the RIGHT ONE. please explain me in what i m wrong. do u REALLY believe a man can LOVE a woman he find phisically and sexually unattractive? perhaps we dont give the same meaning to the word LOVE

we certainly dont have the same meaning, many folks think brad pitt is hot but very few will really fall in love with him. there are many things that ppl say make them fall in love, some are physical, some are beyond physical and the beyond physical usual last longer than the physical. let me ask u, how will u feel if u got a beautiful face and big azz and that tight puzzy and some dude fell in love with u for all that then u had an accident and u dont look that beautiful no more, u cant walk and sex becomes extremely pain, is it ok for the guy to stop loving u?

roraima:
how do u think i m white?! never mind. my colour is not the point here. i guess white women are insecure cause they understand their black boyfriend dont love them for true. love and sex they go together so if ur BF doesnt like u sexually he will never love u for true

wow! no wonder the world is messed up, with so many ppl thinking like u, we have a long way to go

[quote author=George_D link=topic=283409.msg4061197#msg4061197 date=1245502058]OK. Pls go ahead and continue wearing it. Cherish its 'glint' in the sun for as long as
you can. Eventually when you want or desire to be 'bothered', no eligible bachelor will
even take notice that you're no longer 'engaged'! [/quote]is that when she hits the clock at 30? na question i dey ask ooo

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=147222.msg4060065#msg4060065 date=1245472866]no ur other wives did rememba [/quote]me thinks u had a hand in the process

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;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

:p :p :p

dayokanu:
If CIA wants to spy on Nigeria for any reason, what would it take them to get a full blooded Nigerian in the US and send him over to get information rather they sent a white guy.

abeg, help me tell them ooo

190:
abi ooh
dis oxone guy dosent merit this plat babe
i do!

u sef try shut up, see hw u dey yab urself

roraima:
Ciao! may i ask u guys what u REALLY like in white women? i m not talking about money or material benefits, are u really phisically or sexually attracted by them? if yes what do u like better which make the difference? WHAT ABOUT SEX WITH THEM? IS IT GOOD?do u like their personality, their attitude with u Nigerian men? ciao ciao

roraima:
what about white women FLAT ASS? it doesnt bother u ? HOW DO U LIKE IT? WHAT ABOUT THE VAGINA? is it different from black women one? i guess black women are more muscled everywhere, so even THERE it must be better,

WOOAH, slow down woman! we are talking abt love not sex, with sex u can not win, black women are way ahead of u whites period! on the other hand, with love u can win a black guy's heart. ur azz might be flat as the wall, ur puzzy might suck but if ur heart is in the right place and u have an excellent attitude with plenty of confidence (not arrogance, we can get plenty of that from black women), i say u are home and dry. most white women are way too insecure, they always fear that the guy will someday leave them 4 a blk woman, such insecurities can drain the guy and if it continues he will leave ur sorry azz. hope i was helpful