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sistawoman:
No what he described is not extreme situation.

Do you not understand that there are a million things that could go wrong inside a woman and cause her to not be able to enjoy sex with her man/husband like before?

Should she then fear that he is going to go outside?

True love will go above and beyond the realm of physical beauty and sexual prowess.

thank u sistawoman, i wasn't sure why she couldn't understand me, maybe it is bcuz i can't speak english

190:
haba
i tot u now had a problem wit thoniaslim
yes i have a GF and shes well aware of U
so,

190:
she knew u ran away 4rm me and left
me 4 oxone and she was there 4 me wen
u were carried away in LUST wit oxone
she stood by me!
bt ma hart still is wit u
so
pls ure not 2nd fiddle
bt rather -1 fiddle
life witot u in it has been terrible 4 me
pls dont leave me!
u knw my feelins 4 u

bros, u get mind ooo!

FL Gators:
See this naked mole rat
Which is wayo?
I'm learning to put it in practice and expertise it with one man.
Na crime?

God dey sha

SeanT21:
I was gonna pass it on 2 U naa!!

190:
ok and wen this love that is shacking u turns in2 craseness wot do u now do

run and leave the love!
or continue 2 crase and turn government property 4 physco hospital

na2day dem dey find u!

if dem send u talk say u no see me

FL Gators:
See this one.
Who are you to complain?
My husband no go complain so I go continue to learn

naija girls and their wayo!

SeanT21:
I hope its free naa or can U share some things with me??

even u?

platinumnk:
eh hemmm, sistawoman is leagues above the one. my friend u better join her night class. Ive been enrolled since May!

nah, sistawomen's class is 4 women education only, i will stick to whitelexi's thank u

tkalas:
Guys,

I stumbled on this thread by chance while looking for something else, I am a full CCIE with alot of experience in the networking/security field.

I am quite touched to see alot of guys trying to do their certifications as well gain hands-on experience, it reminds me of those days not lot ago when i was trying to do the same.

I think I may be able to help some people with remote labs ( I have a lot of routers, switches & firewalls gathering dust in the garage), lets all get together over the next few days and see how this can be of help.

wow! that will be so tight if u really let ppl log on to a server and remotely access those network devices for practicing sake

frog

FL Gators:
ROTFL

Eh ehn, is that a bad thing?

so u dey take night class from sistawoman and u dey condemn me for trying to learn frm the great whitelexi, hypocrite times 10

piranha

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=286712.msg4064530#msg4064530 date=1245566717]who b "una" again [/quote]u, ur gator friend and others

platinumnk:
na2day ur mad o!


lol i reccomend what tpia said though it might backfire o


lol@190

backfire ke? u dont know how much i have learned from Lord Whitelexi, infact he has handed me some of his top training videos and it is just amazing skillz

follypimpi:
2 day Nah2day Nl girls no go escape,u go put dem for corner and whitelexi steez dem.

i knew that u always got my back


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=286712.msg4066202#msg4066202 date=1245613567]smh na2day
you just ruined ur chances because this thread already makes u look very desperate and terribly pathetic (see whitelexi's rules # 1 and 3).
i will advice you to beg the moderators to delete this crap asap and we'll just pretend it never happened k?[/quote]nah, i didn't ruin any chance, i already used some of the tricks yesterday in a nigerian party. i used it on some girls and i was sure they were NLders even though they swore to the contrary. i approached them and i said, hey ladies, do u belong to NL, they said no and i replied we are about to see about that. before they can say jack, i swiped out my notebook with all the lasted steps that i got from whitelexi's website and followed all the steps reading them out loud to the ladies and guess what, they all fell for me sharp sharp, and i ordered them to the room, they followed me sheepishly. so it works madam, it works. that was my first lab and i hope for more labs and if u doubt it i can try it on u, just post ur phone number here and i will give u a call, a try will convince u

acidrop:
i cant een believe this accusation, well y dont u ask ur bro, were he goes every nyt eh? abi u dont knw hw many girls who tells me he comes up 2 their door to knock everynyt, hw am i supposed to knw he didnt get poisoned there, as for me, am innocent, i dont need 2 give anyone love potion b4 they love me.
@na2day wat is this disgrace now?

dear, dont mind 190, he doesn't know what he is talking about. moreso, i didnt go to any girl's door, the only thing that is shacking me is ur love and i dont want it to stop

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Coz i love rings and i love that finger too [/color]

that is too innocent an answer i dont know what else to say

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I didn't wear mine for keeping guys away - i had no problems driving them away - . . .what use will it be when the whole town knows my family? [/color]

so why do u wear ur ring ?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=286712.msg4064507#msg4064507 date=1245565758]wot kinda question b that naa, u no sabi FL Gator again

[/quote]na how many names una dey get for nl?

oyb:
dude, didn't they tell you? nice guys finish last or should i say they finish with the 'vaseline, okro soup and whipped cream'

_{seems morenike has been communing with sistawoman for advice on handjobs}  

na true u talk, nice guys dont count but i am currently under going training to un-nice myself   na who bi morenike?  


[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=286712.msg4064499#msg4064499 date=1245565511]why u dey vex naa [/quote]why i no go vex, me sef wan shine congo nau

whitelexi:
Try the following:

1) Never chase the girl - allow her find u, and allow her dictate the pace.
2) Be yourself - if u're naturally funny it helps
3) Become an addiction - regulate your availability

thnx u master, i am off to my friend's birthday party, oh i can spot some NL girls there and try those tips

rubi:
Marriage is not meant for boys and girls

ah! i got u, i will let the rest of NL girls know that

No2Atheism:
ALL HAIL DARTH LEXI

your jedi apprentice "na2day" awaits you 

i am hoping to learn all i can from the 2 of them as fast as i can, i am an eager student of the force

tpiah:
no be America you dey? and you dont understand the power of imagination?

If you want to shine Nairaland congo all you have to do is start a thread saying you got some Nairaland action.

List names and have the Brits outfit your armor for when the missiles start flying.

Correct agbero which you want to be can handle any ensuing reactive fission.

_{wait a minute- I thought you dont do black and African women?}

the fact say i dey america no mean say i should be denied my NL rights and i never said i dont do blk women, no bi blk woman born me?

debosky:


Abeg na2day pass me your lesson notes after you finish.

i got ya back bro, but i have to practice it out first make sure the procedures are working accordingly then i will pass my notes to u

C2H5OH:
wax on wax off

don't you mean whack up whack down

nah, that na the american version, i dey british school currently as na london action dey take  happen

No2Atheism:
@whitelexi



THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

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@na2day

Okay here is wat Darth Lexi recommended for the initial tutorial class:

1. We will start with the initial routine of wax on wax off

i am all ears

brown shorts, it is summer time

rubi:
What I meanis forget about excitement and fantacy during courtship eg going to buffet etc just concentrate on the persons personality/intergrity that will help in marriage

oh no u didn't! if a guy does that next thing u know the girls will open thread on NL about how stingy or broke azz the guy is

acidrop:
n wat are u doin there?

hey sweetie, wassup! how are u doing?

190:
@na2day
wetin happen
i hear say u don de crase 4 nland
u pull cloth sef run enta street
despite my warnins not 2 eat aciddrops food
now see
abeg wher u de now mak i send ppl com catch u go treat u
u know say u be my real brother unlike _ozone

i dey for bus stop, under that bridge for the left corner

rubi:
You can if you are very deligent during courtship. Love is blind marriage is an eye opener

dont believe that period, i have way too many examples to show u