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wanville:
@post
1. good cook
2. efficient dishwasher
3. loves housework

[size=50pt]chei! ! ! u wan thief am? [/size]

wanville:
1. No smoking
2. Words like "on the moro", "assorted meats", "take my shower", "darling baby" are off limits!!Talk like a human being 4 God's sake!
3. no dey catch feelings anyhow
abeg brb

u go tire no worry[size=4pt]*****signing divorce papers******[/size]

FL Gators:
see? I'm a good friend. I pulled you back up before you fell

u pulled me back and we both now fell together

FL Gators:
Oh babes, I know that. That's my theme song

i guess i am fallin in love all over again

FL Gators:
was she also insane, sorry, mad?

nah, she was just the usual lawo stuff

FL Gators:
You're too heavy

@post
I know what I want, dnt need to wear it out

wat a man can do a woman can do better

FL Gators:
Is that what your babalawo said?

nope, just wat my iyalawo said

FL Gators:
rotfl. you're a case

then carry it

FL Gators:
Good great, am waiting to read it

at least i have one fan already

FL Gators:
Hows that boring?
Na true

@na2day?
post your own, lemme see

my own pass 5, infact e get 2nd edition

Outstrip:
If his name is na2day run don't walk in the opposite direction

i always like the chase and u know what they say, u can run but u cant hide

Outstrip:
He disrespects you
He disrespects your parents
His mother is a push over
He has an issue with authority
He is not happy unless he is in control
He does not seem excited at your accomplishments
He has a history of lying
He has a history of hitting or disrespecting women
He seems to evade the issue when you try to bring up the future



He seems genuinely interested in your interests
He puts as much effort into the relationship as you do
He does not think that there is "women's work" and "man's work" and when you do "man's work" he appreciates it
He has a very respectful, loving and healthy relationship with his mother
He is not a complainer
He is not intimidated or scares by your success
He shares your religious beliefs
He puts you first
He goes out of his way to do things for you
He doesn't wait till valentines day to say how much you mean to him

[size=50pt]BORING! ! ![/size]

FL Gators:
@na2day?

As long as she comes and take you back home

lets get busy until she comes

FL Gators:
Oh I don't know, maybe the thought that you ARE naked
Dude TMI na

if a man is in his house nude what is the big deal? this is the summer and the weather gets pretty hot and since i have to get off my work clothes i can look whatever i want, after all, God created man nude, man spoiled it by wearing clothes

platinumnk:
dont run away , i will call u when the honorable judge returns

me run? na film, i full ground

Secretz:
ok ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pele, ma binu!!!!!

I will go to sleep, I am going to church tomorrow, I will pray for you. I'm also going to pray that God sends a decent, clean, hygienic, intelligent, sexual man my way. . . . . .

but what if he sent me nko?

FL Gators:
calling Sissy for you

go jam moto  

FL Gators:
Because it's a medicine with no side effect

so wetin kon dey shiver u na?

FL Gators:
*giggles*

y u dey laugh na?

FL Gators:
@Acid
Awww, that last line was quotable.

@na2day?
comot jor. no be me and you.
Ask Sissy

stop making shakara jo

FL Gators:
shivers

can u elaborate please

FL Gators:
When hell freezes over

it did last wk that means it is long over due

FL Gators:
Again, I said I want to see evidence
shivers

@post
Navy scrub pants and black tank

wetin dey shiver u?

FL Gators:
Girls are moe managable. . . . boys arren't.

I want a boy first, to get the trouble outta the way

good, so when are we saying the "i do"s

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=280139.msg3988573#msg3988573 date=1244332832]£29.99 per copy!!![/quote]29.99 naira, no wahala now i fit pay that one

stillwater:
A girl, don't ask me why.

why?

stillwater:
Naa wouldn't go as far as that. My mouth is my weapon.

are u saying ur mouth is sharper and higher than ur heels?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=280139.msg3988541#msg3988541 date=1244331868]I dunno her but i know women are the same everywhere.[/quote]abeg u get their manual make i make photocopy

stillwater:
I have nothing to say than he'd better not be irresponsible.

especially with those heels of urs, he did better not be irresponsible for his own sake  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=280139.msg3988536#msg3988536 date=1244331699]Bloody hypocrite. . . . .Answer will prolly be NO or a definite YES??[/quote]ha! e bi like say u know am b4

Secretz:
Nah sorry, I don't like a guy like that. It's disgusting.

Please, do not pretend with me, if you wanna 'bang' be straight up. Answer will prolly be No, but you can always try.

hmmmm!

190:
@na3day
dem don 4get their Job run go masturbate
4 backyard of the court

and funny enuf na me go still _foc.k dis plat even b4 dis ozone my very gud friend

^{did i jst say Bleep}

oops
let me go 2 bed b4 i comit havoc here

abeg no put my hand for fire ooo

platinumnk:
jealous mumu


wait till my baby deals with u!!!

u and ur oga drag me come here when court no dey in session. na wetin dey worry una?

ugly cat

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