₦airaland Forum

osasp:
dis asshole never die?

wow! i missed u sucker, glad to know nobody has put a bullet hole in ur head yet, i did like the honor

the usual

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=275966.msg3999140#msg3999140 date=1244542974]No problems sweetie! I'm game, maybe we can start with candlelight dinner, prolly at night
@ post
Na2day wetin begin dey happen? [/quote] i totally lost

IFELEKE:
What Is Going On Here?
ORDER!!!!!
Honourable Oxone, How come you allowed The Desecration of my honourable Court? and what is this Hullabaloo All About
Please Report in my Chambers immediately for fiduciary briefings

see u, dem don do coup untop of ur head

Ben20001:
I enjoy seeing Nairalanders settle disputes

no mind dem ooo, na setup. dem just wan carry me go kirikiri for nothing. see how poor man dey suffer?

Oxone:
who else but na2day again,
he went after my wife & denigrated my character by suggesting i had something with citizen IBK
i believe he should be held in contempt of the court your honour

platinumnk:
lock na2day and throw away the key!!!

hello sweets

liars of all sex, see dem

Oxone:

platinumnk:
mmmm. . . tastes like hersheys


so whats on our agenda today?


we're all alone in the courtroom again

honorable judge IFELEKE dem don use ur nose scrub gutter, see how dem dey throway kiss left and right one no even touch u, pele

totally subscribing

heck to da NO!

Owu gal:
NA2DAY,

the point is, if you dont want to be a fugitive for the rest of your life, give your wife allowance. but i bet you arent married. its not possible for a married man to even be thinking like you are.

what?! what makes u think i ain't married, infact, i am happily married to 3 gorgeous women and i dont give any of them allowance

michelin89:
You are not important enough to get even a second of my sleep time.

weak as usual

Iranoladun:
@ Seun do we have a Moderator on this forum? How could Tgirl4real allowed Na2day and Sissy to be chatting back & forth like two 'hot' couple for like 2 pages on things completely unrelated to the topic and which should be between the two of them? [color=#770077][/color]

eya, pele, we do party if u feel so lonely

Gabry:
I think it has been proven that u just wont leave me alone       

********sighs*********

merge:
@ poster

Why you asking? Nigerian men gladly marry fat white women.

eya, e dey pain am  as dem fine pass u wetin u want us to do?

acidrop:
am still around ooo, were have u been? anyway nyc to c u bak.
wats d jelousy for now, were u not the one that said u nt intrested in me anymore

jealous gini? no bi u break my heart and liver, dump me , run leave me for island con carry me go court only for me to find out that u have been cheating on me tey tey  and why u dey yan with ThoniaSlim , na she dey teach u to dey dump ur only honey bah?

no, can't fit date her, she go kill me

i get list make una wait while i compile am

ovularia

acidrop:
so can i state my case now?? na wa ooo i said i have a case n u guys jst neglect me, infact that is my case y d neglect from na2day, after begging me for 100 yrs to be his gurl i finally agree then he disapears, now i wanna know y?

i did not dump u, u dumped me on an island and ran off, saying u are not sure u want to be with a guy like me. after i cry tire, i carried all the broken pieces of my heart to tailor to sow it back together, since then i never heard from u again until today after i have been summoned to this half baked court

acidrop:
hahahahahhahahahah, fowl yansh don open

na hypocrite bi that guy

acidrop:
haaaaaaaaaa na wa oooo, so am here all alone now abi? no company, cant u wait to do it later after i have left

yes honey, did u call?

acidrop:
no wayyyyyyyyyy, i cant beg a guy who dosent want me. . . . .that remids me where is the JUDGE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, come and c the one u left incharge is busy smooching and doing things behind closed doors ooo, meanwhile am still here waiting 4 my case 2 be heard. NOT Fair

begging is part of a relationship, just as i begged u not to leave me, so u need to beg me to stay after what u did to me.

platinumnk:
ok i will try to pry my lips off of oxone's.

I did summon na2day earlier but u wernt present, and the honorable judge is not present. So I am secretary while he is away, and oxone is too busy with me to come into court.

But lay ur case na, gist me all the details, with quotes and everything and I will make sure that IFELEKE hears ur case and summons na2day accordingly.

Even if ure not present the honorable judge ifeleke will hear ur case, and we will notify u if we need futher involvement in your part.


*make sure u sue for all hes got, he is such a shamless flirt!*

dnt worry , the court nwill take care of u

see this yeye girl, ur case dey for heaven

acidrop:
ryt this is my case , i got witnesses including this our secertory who will confirm the fact that na2day was pursuing me around NL, changing his pic and all, and nw i finnaly accepted his offer, he is no where to be found, dont even speak about it. . . .and this was the same guy i told my own bro for, as u can c in d conversations below between me and osap.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-275966.544.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-275966.576.html

I REST MY CASE

i dey go look for lair lawyer

No2Atheism:
Jesoul i just gbadun u, that was a good and straight to the point answer

i know right

platinumnk:
nah. bring the mops here so i can see it in the light! ur shop is too dark for my eyes

i don buy more lantern, so come

wanville:
yes, when its accompanied with a big hug, a kiss and your favourite meal

[s]_{btw lemme go to iyalawo 4 a refund(with all these questions, the medicine has probably started 2 wear off)}[/s]

she bin give me the antidote

michelin89:
Keep having fun I am off the bed.

Last days of school. I must sleep at least 5 hours per night.

bye!

yeah, u should run, just like u always do after ur initial gra gra.

tubabie:
SMH
* walks out of the thread thinking why these two cannot be left home alone without turning the house upside down*

no mind her jare

michelin89:
I have done that and I am still there.

I don't really know what's on your mind. You sound like some psycho.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL! pot calling kettle black

platinumnk:
how much??

come to my shop and we will discuss the price

wanville:
Am sorry 2 disappoint u honey, but dats d way we roll

na sorry i go chop?