₦airaland Forum

platinumnk:
shurrp dia! u gave my baby no such thing o, na lie o.

i have connections with the 9ja police system, becareful what chu say o

hin don do u 419, carry the money don go brothel nack another persin

D1KeleVra:
I choose silence. . . in fact I go nack mouth for ground. . . "marvelous in our sight". . . oh well.

good boi, i knew u will come around

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=280875.msg3991336#msg3991336 date=1244404572]pretender [/quote]honey! na wetin bi all this quarrel na?  

patwhizkid:
C'mon na2day, be on topic! Woman wrapper!

patwhizkid:
He is always jumping from thread to thread, seeking for a woman to devour!

eeeya! na bcuz i no gree devour u na make u still dey vex. how many times i don tell u say my name no bi R. Kelly?  

wanville:
catch me?4 wethin now?Does she go around catchin random NL citizens?

Gbam! agbada don hook wire  

Treetop20:
Romantic, Witty, Eloquent, Ambitious, Well-Read
Giving, Selfless, Understanding, Kind-Hearted
Physically attractive, fit, good hygiene, cooks well
Good Social skills, Good family background, Good mental health
Unmaterialistic, thoughtful, expressive, passionate

God fearing,Romantic, Witty, Eloquent, Ambitious, Well-Read
Giving, Selfless, Understanding, Kind-Hearted
Physically attractive, fit, good hygiene, cooks well
Good Social skills, Good family background, Good mental health
Unmaterialistic, thoughtful, expressive, passionate

Treetop20 i no copy u ooo, my own na the 2nd edition of ur own, e get "God fearing" inside  

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=280875.msg3991478#msg3991478 date=1244406753]@ ebony

thnk u jare, dats wot sistas r for, being the eyes of the other

@ serial cheater/pretender/repeated offender

fyi i'm calling it quit [/quote]so u have been cheating one me eh? na who bi this guy

@ serial cheater/pretender/repeated offender

wey get this plenty name so?    

FL Gators:
@Sissy
Anytime, you know you can count on me

sell out  

Oxone:
you'll both be held in contempt of court soon

shaaaarrraaapppppppp! return all the money i give u. $250,000 na yam?

190:
your honour
do u know dat while u were away
oxone and plat were were busy making love
@ the back of ur honourable court,if u doubt dis kindly ask na2day!

@plat
she is the one 2 blame for all of dis.
she has a file somewhere around wit she screamin OOOOH OXONNNEEE while they were busy
making love somewhere @ the backyad of ur honurable court,

sexretz and na2day can testify 2 dis

your honor, na true. that plat and oxonne guy sef, dem over do the thing so tey we wey bin dey watch dem tire sef we con go take recess

Ice Angel:
parties or dance floors are one of many places you meet the opposite sex. whats wrong with a lady dancing on the dance floor? if a lady can marry a guy she meets on the dance floor; whats wrong with a guy marrying a lady he meets at the dance floor? atleast he gets to know if she can dance or not lol

did u read the entire post? the poster said they were dancing/fighting

Enockia:
95% of girls when asked wat turns then off they tell u it's lies
so i don't want to belive that these same peop;e will love a guy who tells lies

poor u, u never start life bi that. go on a truth telling date and u go see ur yansh for billboard

D1KeleVra:
na2day n hardballer. . . na for una backyard u dey find all these creatures?

it is the Lord's doing and it is marvelous in our sight if u wan bi our neighbor talk now or for ever bi silent

FL Gators:
Get out, ashewo pretender. Sissy is soon to come

@post
Black sweat pants and "singlet"

me pretender? why u invite me come ya house then? no bi u tell me say i better pass dbanj?

spoilt:
No matter what the doctors say you are not super woman. Nuturing one baby while pregnant with another is not a small thing. Women be kind to yourselves.

and ur point is? make she kill the other baby bah? wickedness!

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=280875.msg3991285#msg3991285 date=1244403883] [/quote]wetin happen this time na

wat is so special abt the ladies in abuja? abeg make we hear word

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=280875.msg3991255#msg3991255 date=1244403435] [/quote]hello sweety, my brother just told me u logged in

wanville:
Sweetie am keeping ma fingers crossed that this is not a rhetorical question so am gonna take a shot at it[s]_{(no hard feelings u asked the question}).[/s]

In ma mind i think I'ld rather ma man cheat on me than bash ma face against a wall. You come off too strong at the ladies when posting back and forth. I understand that you are a man and I like that strength. But ladies appreciate men that have a soft spot for them.  Plus u can't go wrong with an impeccable sense of humor.

_{na2day am not describing u, so wipe that smile off your face.}

u never talk true finish, plz go on, i loff this portrait of my humble self. u know u loff me and u know i loff u with all my heart and liver

wanville:
Dude!I hope u mean online when you say you are married. Becase online flirting still counts as cheating!

did i not warn u abt that dude? u don see now. na only me truly loff u

MrCrackles:

LOL

C2H5OH:
na2day you damn love-vendor.

what do you ladies see in na2day that you can't find in me

if u want lessons let me know, na free class

this kin half baked court sef

Monkey Pig

https://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/img/eb98/JJ/626m.jpg

SeanT21:
If a lady slaps anyone in PUBLIC she deserves to get slapped back!!

There are other ways to show your emotions;try walking away!!

u see why i love u? u r the bomb girl

yicob:
(strolling on the street of Lagos ) 15/18/2098.

Akin: Hello baby, I was the one waving my hands when you passed by the one-storey building, as in the one painted chocolate red.

Lizy: Ok, how do I help you.

Akin: **chuckles** am Akin a geophysics graduate of University of Ikoyi.

Lizy: sorry I don't have much time to discuss. Anyway, am Lizy. . . and what do u do?

Akin: I just finished my nysc and would be going for a managerial post interview in an International Oil Company in PH. Actually your face looks familiar, as in I know you somewhere.

Lizy: really ? wow. . . .a good job is ahead of you. But I dont think I know you.

Akin: i love your swag style. You re chic gurl. I love the way you smile, walk, talk. Oh my you re an angel.

Lizy: thank you. (shouting) okada, okada, motocycle, Obalende


(the duo exchanges tele number)

(at respective homes, Akin dials Lizy)

Akin: Hi Lizy, thanks for talking to you yesterday

Lizy: how are u Akin ?

Akin: i have a confession.

Lizy: go on Bwoy, am all ears.

Akin: the very first time I saw you, my love for you was gallivanting like an antelope. My love for you is as hard as nairaland. You are the sugar in my tea and the place I call home. Anytime I hear your voice, i feel like jumping into your arms. You are the woman that shares my dream. Please Nkem Lizy, I want to marry you. Please please, i love you, true to God. Are u there ?

Lizy: I can hear you. How come you love me so much for the first time of seeing.

Akin: love surpasses time barrier, am on my kneels, just say yes.

Lizy: am not interested in any relationship. I have some issues bothering me.

Akin: what is it ? Tell me, I would help.

Lizy: em . . .em. . .thats my darling. I lost my Aunt's N120,000 on my way to the market. If you can help me with N100k.

Akin:  ha, serious issue. 120k. Ok I would try my best. If you can come to my house on  Sunday. 8pm.

Lizy: ey, i love you. Ok, i will. Bye.

(hangs phone)

** soliloquizing in their rooms**

Akin: (rolling and laughing all alone in his unceilled cubicle)stupid girl, she wants money. God will just catch her and make her come on sunday. I will make sure i tear her to pieces. Suck her breasts like viju milk. 9 rounds is my mission.

Lizy: (applying pancake infront of a mirror) mumu boy , maga don pay. So him think say i be ashewo ? When Sunday come, I would tell him to come to Tantalizers with money. He will not only give me 100k but also pay for rice and chicken + ice tea. Now I can buy 11 G-strings, 8 Bras, 9 armless and 3 high soles (cocoshoe) like that of T*pe2000.

(light fades)
THE END.

wey the part 2 na?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Travelling too at twice the speed of cheques [/color]

i know right!

Oxone:
i seriously doubt that

the other day 190 passed a boutique & their mannequin went missing

una no dey hear all this aids talk

i use protection

Oxone:
lets wait and see

still waiting but not seeing anything

Oxone:
police ke? ur mistaking me for some1 else
am a member of the jury that decide your case & i guess you know what that means

that i will never go to jail?

chiogo:
Jealousy! He's married with kids so obviously, he has a life.  

no, he has kids not a life, major difference  

Oxone:
he has a case in court with acid drop, secretz & a lot more other i cant mention here

the charges na sexual molestation, so i guess a word they say is enof 4 the wise

lair! ! !  

FL Gators:
My dear, I hear you oh.
so na true

u sef dey believe am

wanville:
Honey wait!!You know i turned down many proposals because of u and now Do you smoke? we can work something out somehow, dont leave _{(launches into 2face's please don't go how i love you soo)}

bcuz of u i will start smoking sef [size=5pt]****still vex and flexing****[/size]  

Oxone:
they hit everything in skirt, am sure if you hang a skiirt on a tree, 190 & na2day go chase am

sumtin dey worry u, u think say i no know the difference between woman and tree?

Oxone:
ok that does it

lets see what happens
*hiss*

yeye nigerian police like u

chiogo:
what's wrong with those? My calculus teacher cooks, changes the kids diapers, etc 'cause his wife can't cook so well and he just does it better, according to him. Now, that's a real man.  

ur calculus teacher needs to get a life

Oxone:
here u are with yet another woman

e be like say u worse pass 190

dude, no come here pour sand sand for my garri ooo  

FL Gators:
Which woman?
ejo ejo o, no be me

darling dont let these ppl scare u jare

Oxone:
judge ifeleke left the court to me & my sweets to enjoy ourselves in & una no go let us rest

o well, court is not in session yet

[size=3pt]since i'm a member of the jury, I think u need to see me for :-Xt[/size]

how many times i go see u? the one i give u b4 nko?

FL Gators:
ema wo bobo yi.
agidi e ti po ju

e easy? i get the power

i come court all of una run comot. where acidrop dey? wey honorable judge IFELEKE dey? i am here to defend my good and noble name

FL Gators:
lmao ewwww

wetin?

still wearing skin(evening skin only)