Ranoscky:

The truth of the matter is. . .some gurls dey always like talk rubbish to dia fellow gurls in terms of topic like this. but dem no go get mind create a topic of dia own private life so that NL no go know what's up with the taboo they might have committed. only GOD know's how many P***N dem don A***T. @Lashontae so long as this NL is concern, your case is stil farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr better than some baked Rat a$$ gurls on NL! them just come here dey talk stiu-pidly. Even readin their rotten post makes me throw up. @lashontae, pls don't get twisted with some disgustin post u see on this thread, they'r all eye soar, just look'am pass and be urself. and by that, u'll conquer their temptation. they'r all haters/lossers! this is ma word to you, just like 50cent told Kanye West "Go ahead and swift 'em style up. and if they hate then let them hate and whatch YOUR money pile up." bone all of them (haters) and move on with your precious life. ma word as a brov. GOOD LUCK!

kushe:

@funkybaby

abeg lets take it away from here and hav we some private dialogue maybe all these prying eyes would allow u send me more and then maybe we can do us some concrete yans.

i am hitting on you if that spells it out clearly and i am definitely not interested in entertaining nlers,however it would be more than a delight to entertain you,so howbout your email add,bb pin,somein to just take me away from here.

i am listening to only me by tuface and heiiiiiii,i just took early morning flight

malorope omo pe iwo nikan lo ma lowo,malorope nobe gbogbo wa wey go make this money

kushe:

@funkybaby

i just came across your engagement list and instantly t.i anything u like starts playing in me head

a range rover 2010 HSE babes throw it in the bag

kushe:

@funkybaby
summer in the seychelles,winter in the swiss alps babes its on me,throw it in the bag

kushe:


no fear ooo,i no be yahoooo boy oooo,i am just recession proof

kushe:

my brain is ivy league,my education ivy league,my crib ivy league,my whip ivy league and guess what

the babe i'm loving, IVY LEAGUE

@funkybaby that was u in caps

kushe:

@funkybaby

i still dey here oooo,and u just dey take me dey play,kodabayii

kushe:

i was lost at work today,just staring at me screen realizing there was a  massive difference between scoring big with scores of chicks and belonging to one special woman and suddenly boredom hit me,

i want a naija chick,eventho it scares the sh.it out of me,i miss the chemistry with one of our own.i want to eat real meat again and not lamb and sushi.finally,like tevin campbell sang, i'm ready

funkybaby[b],toba lo break heart mi peren,mo tibe finally fun naija niyen.[/b]

kushe:

but i'm serious now,see as all man dey laff me,dey call me woman wrapper.

koriwon blow,a man that is down need fear no fall,babes i am down on my knees hitting on a chick in the presence of whoever and i dont care cos i am serious about u.it started like a joke but mafimisere ,iwonimofe mennn

funkybaby:





iwo bobo yi, what have you been drinking?

lashontae:

Thanx @ [size=8pt][size=8pt]Michelin89, Otukpo, Ujujoan, Ranoscky, Adaphnic, I think the world needs more people like you and maybe less people will derail off the straight and narrow![/size][/size]  

REALITY101:

i no be yahoooo boy oooo,i am just recession proof Lmfao, Hey dude im done with you on the bad side, so what's on with yoo

lashontae:

James1 & Adaphnik-Thanx for your words, Y'all are the minority and I appreciate your understanding nature!
Bt do the insults frm the majority faze me? Not in the least!
If I av lived with a "frenemy's" venom and survived, then insultive answers from faceless nairalanders dnt even move me. Whateva u say, its all good! U dish out what u have to give.

Peace!!!

The only favour u owe me is to come tell us how it all went!!
I do like to know how she cried, squealed, screamed etc
And most likely, how d dude banged ya!! lol!!

kushe:

lots of water babes

kushe:

@funkybaby

just dey give me smileys,off my cloth for december,pursue me enter street con pour me water from on top.

see as i dey shiver in this winter's cold,longing for warmth in your warm embrace and all i get are smiling faces

abeg make person tish me as una dey toast all the naija girls wey dey die for una for naija

update your profile for a min so i can extract wat me needs so we can stop this pda[public display of affection],heard naija girls would rather binge on a pint than hav a mushy man

if naa oyinbo or elderly naija spinster for london,we for don do naming ceremony of our first pikin by now    

but u is a chick,rare gem,scarce,hard to find,so why do i expect u to come cheap? watch me as i get rio tinto all the way from australia and we will mine every ounce of you out of your hiding place.babes u are my chosen jewel and one day pretty soon i will be adorned by you.

funkybaby:



are you sure?


okay. you havemy attention.

ki lo fe?

kushe:

@funkybabay

after some stories i've read here,i find it difficult to trust people's intentions and as much as i want to talk to u,i dont want the wrong people calling or mailin me and i  guess u prolly got the same fear to.if it was here i could say sunday afternoon,victoria station by the upper crust booth or the swatch one say 2pm.see me dreaming,only tells u i wish u were here but naija brethren are somein else.

i need to talk to u and i am hoping u can facilitate that   somehow cos i cant think straight for a bit

lashontae:

Well, for a while now, av been a good girl. I actually turned my life around and decided to stay out of relationships for a while and do without s-e-x. Cos I rily I hurt a guy who rily loved me a while back by cheatin (posted it on NL bak then) and I just wanted to stay on my own and get on the straight path and get a decent guy and just av a good, ole, normal relationshp, And I was succeedin, 

Bt my roomie is making me forget all my promises. Me and roomie have been stayin 2geda for a while and we started our livin relationshp on good terms but she later changed her attitude to me.
She pretends to be a good girl to her boyfrnd (meanwhile she is jangi-roverin dikks all ova town ) and tells him of how she is avoiding me cos am a bad influence . Just because I confided in her when we first moved in and told her of my past, she actually feels she is better than me. People have been telling me of how she is running her mouth, calling me a 'ho. And I did nothin to her, nothin to deserve all the insults so far!
I have pretty much kept cool till this moment, but its all abt to change. Cos we wee were havin an arguement, and she actually told me I was jealous sick of her byfrnd, that I shud go and get mine instead of 'eyeing' him.

Till that moment, I had neva even looked at the guy but as soon as she said it, an idea occured to me. Though she always tries to flaunt him e.g 'J, hit it 3 tyms last night', J bought me a platinum ring from Dubai, J cooked me breakfast in bed' J did this, J did that! I neva had any urge to date him, becos even though he's well to do, I saw him as a weakling she runs all ova. And av always liked me a man who is a MAN in all sense of the word. She has gone too far this tym though, and since I am already a ho according to her, Il behave just like a ho. I will take her advice, I will get myself a man, HER MAN!
J is goin to be held hostage by my kitty latest this coming weekend, while she weeps in her cold, empty bed. Just because the bear is hibernating doesn't mean it has stopped been a bear!