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madlady:
SEE THIS IS WHAT A GREAT GUY LOOKS LIKE

looks like what?

Jamo90:
You will definely reap what u sow bro! All that glitter is ,

is not gold but may be diamonds 

platinumnk:
sam your not serious

he is serious ooo

Meklex:
@tcharged she gat a job.

she got a job? what are u? a fool? tell her ya grandmama just died and u need her to contribute some funds so that u can bury ur grandmama. tell her if she loves u she will do it without asking questions, then dump her a week later, shior!

Iwaman:
She still want me to go to bed wit her, since her husband want on 2yrs course 4 marine drillin, she is real beautiful and hav d cash 2. Help me pls wat do i do?

what are u still waiting for? abeg go do ur thing with her, we will donate to ur aids awareness program in the future, idiot!

Ebonyeyes:
Open your eyes and ears thats all Im going to say about this. If something doesnt feel right, it probably is wrong.

DEVIL! ! !

Ujujoan:
Maybe they want to strike a balance. Nobody wants kids who are too short or too tall!

so tall women will be going for the short guys?

ebonyik:
All i wanted from u guys was just a little talk not insult. I trusted NL dat was y i posted this topic cos i knew i was gonna find kind hearted nigerians to talk with. I'm out of d relationship rite now. Thanks 4 all your advice n abuses

hold on, where are u going? i have not started insulting u and u are leaving? my friend sit down now now!

[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=363889.msg5380707#msg5380707 date=1264402457]What do you expect?. His name is Jacob na. [/quote]

Meklex:
My girl always compares me to other guyz about what they buy for their girlz n she is always demanding. Advice needed

between a hot potato and a gold digger which is easier to drop? hold on now, i know this one

Abekeade08:
yiii na wah ooh electra.

My dear, If i were you, I wld be scared shitless too, a similar thing happened to me too and I remember staying inddors and always peeping outside to see if the fool was outside my house.

Anyway this issue is serious oh. For now, i would advise you to pack some clothes and go sleep at a girlfriends house. Call him on the phone and tell him if this does not stop, then you will have to call the cops on him. If he keeps threatening you, then you have to call the cops on him. shikena.

can i now start stalking u?  

elecktra:
hmmm am in nigeria thats sad yea ?? he's been calling me since said and av been ignoring him,he sent me a text that he's outside my compound

that he's going to sleep there in his car i cant even check if its true or not cos am so scared,been calling my brother for some help but his number is not reachable

am so scared that i cant even sleep

u are in nigeria?   i thot u were in FUNtopia   anywayz, hope is not lost, if u are in nigeria, u can move up north and live in one of those [size=16pt]"BA SHIGA!"[/size] houses and u shld be safe

elecktra:
i met this guy like 2wks ago,i was reading in class and i saw him staring at me seriously but i dinna think of it as odd, i mean its a free world

we live in after hours of staring he came,sat beside me we got talking and we changed numbers cos he looked decent enough, not knowing that was my

undoing o,ever since then he calls me like 20 times a day,stalks me,as in this guy knows where i stay, i dunno how he got my address,all of a sudden my

picture is his phone wallpaper {copied my facebook picture  },i told him like two days ago that i dont like his creepy attitude nd this guy told me he is in love

with me that he stares at my picture before he goes to bed and first thing in the morning . . . i thot twas all a joke until dis afternoon when he called nd i told

him i wasn'tcool with the friendship that he should stop calling me he dropped,before i could turn my head he was at my doorstep crying and begging me not

to leave him {as if we were ever together} i told him to leave my house all for him to start threatening me that he's gon get me dead or alive,since then he's

been sending creepy and scary texts to my phone,i got back home from school hours ago only for me to see a threatening note by

my doorstep saying its either him for me or no one else am kinda scared o wat do i do ??

the fact that u are being stalked by some weirdo does not mean u shld start a thread with senseless coordination of grammar, what the hell is "we live in after hours of staring he came,. . . . . "?  anywho, back to the topic, it is your fault, na u give am number bah? why u dey complain na, shey una dey look for lover, u don get one free of charge 

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=344420.msg5379584#msg5379584 date=1264376704]The Suns?? H202 have you been smoking Uhh-wee?

Hehehehe. The Mavs make history!! Today the 24th of January two days after my birthday Los Mavs hand the biggest a/s/s whooping in their history. I think all the Mavs should be charged for statutory despoil based on today's molestation of the New York Chicks. This was worse than a blowout

Damn!! These all-star people! Why on earth would Dirk Nowitzki not start the All-star game in his own city?? This is simply disrespectful[/quote]no mind them but we did kick butts today

Mavenb0x:

back to ya honey

Pweety4me:
_{^Chei dis man want kill person ooo, , ,}

we will die together in love

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=386158.msg5378294#msg5378294 date=1264364256]I AM marrying a man for his money. Being in love with him is just an added bonus.[/quote]ole!

Onyema1:
@Presido 1, hahahahaha, you are looking for na2day's trouble o, I want to clear my head first, and then chat a new curse.  Abekeade sounds interesting though, me thinks she is cool.

no mind presido, hin no get your good in mind, u never hear say i no dey share?  

Abekeade08:
Nairaland servers are slow is morning. Is anyone having to wait for a long time before a page loads? ok back to topic

Una come dey try hook me up with onyema while I dey sleep abi? una well done oh. Onyema is blinded by loff right now and me I can't share my man with some shadow woman person neva get over. I am more than enough for one man, so all attention has to be focused on moi
Hmm seems like you are working hard to get me and 50 other girls on NL at the same time Mr Na2day na real multi tasker, any woman wey enter in trap don enter wahala be that.
Thats what I have been trying to tell him ooh.

ovularia, u are the only one in my heart, all other girls are just film trick  

Abekeade08:
I didn't go out yesterday. Geez i am such a geek. I read till 5am this morning. Dayo with all this your talk, NL go think say i don become ya iyawo ooh. mind ya sef ooh. How can I be assured that you are not another na2day?

why na? dayo na player, me i bi saint  

Onyema1:
@Abekeade, lol, welcome back.  You know how this things work eh. It's not some thing that will just say ok, I hereby quit and it ends.  I know gradually and pretty soon I will bounce back.  BDY, you already have enough aspirants like na2day and dayo, I no fit fight. Maybe you ask each of them to send in their written proposals, and show why they deserve you, and you take it up from there.

Have a great day

good, now i only have one opponent left, dayo. i will just have to find a way to eliminate him  

Abekeade08:
Yeah, I understand. Take your time and do what you have to do and move on with your life.

The written proposal thing is a good idea. Dayo, na2day, oya get to writing ooh.

as i no go school wetin i go do now?  

Onyema1:
@Abeke, i workout in my crib, we have got sophisticated gym right here.  Friday is cool, no lectures, but i will be busy this friday, got interview and dinner party, lets choose another Friday as you may wish.

cough cough cough! my eye is on u mister! 




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Jkobs:
why not!They too also need to keep up with the trend.

is there a particular reason why u posted ur pic for this thread?

olugirl:
@ topic

In all your relationships , there is only one common denominator: YOU.

If u continuously find urself in nasty relationships, I suggest is time U sit back and look in the mirror. The answer might be staring right back at U.

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thank u, tell her the gospel truth

Pweety4me:
_{But u r big 4 me. . .}

u will manage

madambini:
yes it is out of experience, doctors are 100% heartbreakers!

pele, but that dont mean all doctors are heartbreakers

freecocoa:
@All tanx for your encouragement,am rily grateful.God bless u all.

hope u are doing better

i have done an extensive research and the conclusion is that men are more faithful than women

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=385320.msg5378449#msg5378449 date=1264365967]Which Nigerian would be proud of calling himself/herself a Nigerian? [/quote]me, i am proud to be a nigerian

freecocoa:
@ All, i wanna tank u 4 your encouragement,its really not easy cos i can't explain the way i feel but i guess its just a bitter reality i have to face.
@ pastor A10,i don't know wat to say to u,but 1 thing am sure of is that my mum didn't die of bad diet,there are so many people who eat rubbish and some don't even have food to eat yet they are alive and kicking.
if i said anything bad about God it was cos am feeling very bad but i have since asked him for forgiveness,my mum taught me something which is that i should never question God cos nothing happens without him knowing.i also know that it is not of him that willeth or runneth but whom the lord shows mercy,so God shows mercy to whomever he pleases and for this reaso, am assured that he has better plans for my mum plus his ways are so different from ours that we can harldly understand him.so in all am still thankfull to him.

we love u babe, let us know where we can be of help and we will

platinumnk:
same rule applies

aren't u suppose to be in church?

koolchicco:
Good 4 u Bro. I no envy u and your kinda blessings!

it's alright, not all of us can be blessed like that

koolchicco:
Dude is always blessed _{among women tho}!

it is the lawd's doing and it is marvelous in my eyes

platinumnk:
The only reason why yall import women is because they are ignorant of the fact that you have slept with half of Europe.

point of correction, i live in china and china is a very small country