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Chai blood of buhari!! things dey happen ooooh Zombies be like Shehu sani is ipod yoot!!! oya sarrki, ngeneukwenu, Madridguy, omenka, blackpanda, come do una job ooooh
lalasticlala mynd44 come and saw oooh

ABUJA-THE Political quagmire between governor Nasir El-Rufai and Senator Shehu Sani, APC, Kaduna Central is growing everyday with accusations, counter accusations and lampoon from both divide. Senator Shehu Sani yesterday took a swipe at governor El-Rufai, accusing the governor of using the federal allocation of the State to pay Fulani Herdsmen not to attack the people of Southern Kaduna. Senator Sani who also alleged that the governor was using the state’s Federal allocation to pay the state Executive members to suspend him from the party, said that Kaduna APC is a congregation of political appointees of El-Rufai. According to him, the purported suspension will not stand and he ‘dey kampe’ even if he climbs the Kufena mountains. In a statement he signed yesterday in Abuja and made available to journalists, Senator Sani accused the governor of ” paying Herdsmen not to attack people in Southern Kaduna and paying the ‘Excos’ of kaduna APC to suspend Shehu Sani is where kaduna state quota of the federal allocation is spent. “Elrufai gets his political advice from an adviser who serves as his apprentice, who has never won an election; a serial lickspittle,a duffer,a clownish buffoon. A man so chronically despised and dismissed by even the cabinet members of his government and the party members in the state. “Elrufai has become a hostage of an “adviser” who continuously extort money from the Government in the name of either recalling or suspending Shehu. A project that makes no impact than continuously rubbishing the Governor. “Since we came to office on May 29th 2015,Elrufai’s Kaduna APC held about 8 Press conferences and all the 8 Press conferences were about ‘suspending Shehu Sani’ or ‘confirming the suspension of Shehu Sani’ or “ratifying the suspension of Shehu Sani or ‘affirming the suspension of Shehu Sani. It has ridiculously reached to a point that each time Kaduna journalist are invited by Elrufai’s Kaduna APC is to write the repeated story of Shehu Sani’s suspension. Shehu-Sani “I have been so suspended by Elrufai’s men to the point that my car may not need suspenders again. I am also thinking of opening a private chemistry school to teach students on suspension. I remembered my elementary chemistry where suspension is defined as “A heterogenous mixture in which the solute particles do not dissolve but get suspended throughout the bulk of the medium” I’m proud to be suspended by Elrufai,a serpent in the caravan of change. “Kaduna APC is a congregation of political appointees of Mr Governor,they want him to sleep,snore and fart without noise from Shehu. If my repeated suspension will earn our Governor a shirt in the Nigerian or American BasketBall team, I’ll be happy.The very Elrufai’s Kaduna APC that accused Shehu of disrespecting the “party” is the same one that reigned insults and abuses against the National Vice chairman North West who invalidated their cretinous vituperation. “They are the same people who don’t recognise and respect any Committee set up by the national secretariat of the party including one headed by Katsina State Governor Masari. Their suspension ends in the executive W/C and then the cesspit hole of their Government House where it will converge with the outcome of Suya, Pap and Beans cake meal. “Some people said I overreact to Elrufai but it’s not true.I’m been mild.Elrufai is a stinking 16 year unwashed and dirty underwear of the PDP inherited and deodorised by the APC instead of been taken to the laundry.He is a mucous you can mistake for a vanilla ice cream.He is a heap of excrement you may mistake for a bar of chocolate.He once licked the anus and sniffed the fart of Obasanjo to prove his loyalty. “He once licked the Anus and sniffed the fart of Atiku to prove his loyalty; Now he is doing so for Baba.An accidental Governor permanently consigning his state in the emergency ward of pervasive insecurity.A man with perfidious history and patented habit of kneeling down to blow the organs of his masters to prove his fidelity. “Shehu sani is “Unsuspendable” I dey Kampe,even when I climbed Kufena mountain I still dey Kampe.Try another thing this one can’t silence ZA Comrade.”

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/el-rufai-using-kadunas-federal-allocation-pay-herdsmen-shehu-sani/

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modath, sarrki, passingshot, omenka, dropshot, Madridguy, ngeneukwenu, blackpanda oya come and do una work oooh

modath, Madridguy, sarrki, blackpanda, ngeneukwenu, omenka, oya come and do una job!!!

Lalasticlala ooooh I weep for my country God punish Lugard and his generations!!!

Zombies come and see oooh NOI is still bagging awards left,right and centre years after leaving office

Former minister of finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala​,​ was on Thursday​,​​ ​honored with the Global Fairness Award in Washington DC, United States. The award was presented to her by the Global Fairness Initiative in recognition of her contribution to sustainable development,​ through serving others,​​ ​and her consistent focus on implementing development programs that benefit the poor and less privileged. Okonjo-Iweala Speaking at the event in Washington DC, the former minister expressed gratitude for the recognition and pledged to continue to fight for fairness for the less privileged. “I appreciate the Trustees of the Global Fairness Award for recognizing a lifetime devoted to development, including the privilege I have now of working for children’s immunization, through Gavi, and for managing climate risk in Africa through the African Risk Capacity. ​ ​Let 2017 be a year of continued fight for fairness for the most vulnerable among us, and those left behind in this world.” Other recipients of the award include Dr Cristina Liamzon, a development consultant,​ and Ms Randi Weingarten, an American labor leader, attorney, and educator. The Global Fairness Initiative is a not-for-profit international organization that promotes a more equitable, sustainable approach to economic development, ensuring that benefits and prosperity are extended to all people, including the working poor. Some of the notable personalities that have been recognized and honored with the Global Fairness Award include Robert Bruce Zoellick, the eleventh president of the World Bank​,​ ​ ​former managing director of Goldman Sachs and Joyce Hilda Banda,​​ ​former President of Malawi.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/ngozi-okonjo-iweala-receives-2016-global-fairness-award/

PhonePlanet:
NaijaEfcc
ammyluv2002
kings09
steppin
And greenhulk

These were the people that told me it was impossible to change the decision of the government. Well I guess that is not the story today.
I forgive all of you.
Except greenhulk
Yes! Thats why this tread is specially dedicated to you. You'll have to appease the gods so before I forgive you I want any gadget of yours or you'll create a tread write an article on phones and it must hit front page.
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Im just kidding bro. But you still have to sign the petition. And you'll tell me your full name so I can confirm.


Thank you all for your disbelief

now this is very funny, so you think that it's ur online petition that made them to suspend it abi? smh see delusion lol point of correction never said government decision can't be changed rather online petition is useless in Nigeria for now! take it or leave it!

hmmmm lalasticlala comma take a look at this, there is no smoke without fire oooh move am to front page, make people tourchlight this matter ooh

darknetcom:
[s]they late your lazy asss..
believe me..

you dont suppose to be in europe..
you are pissing them off,but you never notice..

i talk with them i know..[/s].

So I decided to go through your profile an found this thread I Have Absolutly No Reason To Dont Vote Buhari In 2019 so I now understand who you are and what you are suffering from! am done replying you!!!

darknetcom:
their is nothing free in the uk..

i know people living there..

who is financing the nhs..??..
try to understand those foreighn nations laws better..

nothing is free in this world...

i understand why europeans are angry with africans..
you people realy think their is somewhere in this world were something is free..thats not true...
you have to struggle no matter were you are..!!!..

jeeez don't say what you don't know my friend, I think comprehension is an issue for you (no offense) you think you know but u don't know!!! try and read about NHS, I have used it and still using it jeeeezzzz who is talking about free stuffs here? omo I pay my TAX? With all the rubbish going on in Nigeria if na here, oyinbos for don do riots shap shap!!! and point of correction Europeans don't hate africans

darknetcom:
i dont know what you mean??..

i already told what??..

free money??..

i dont get you..

This is what I mean free Healthcare (like NHS in UK, ) good power supply, scholarships, good schools, free education, etc abi is it too much to ask for?

darknetcom:
thats why i say you have to have patience..

i am a professional construction worker with certificate internationaly..i work for big nigerian companies part time..

i can save easily.....

i choose the right profession..

i dont know what you learned..

maybe you are a doctor,i dont know..in that case you must think different than me to succed..

i dont give advice for free normaly i sell my advice..

and i have costumers..

you are very funny, you are a construction worker that works for big companies and have international certificates? so? is that what you are benefiting or benefited as a Nigerian?

darknetcom:
first i try to be my own boss...

i dont want to work for others...

i have already reserves after working hard for 1 year and saving everything i earned...

try to be your own boss...
collect money from people you trust and open a food stand registered by the local goverment..

you need patience...

invest and reinvest..

forget becoming bill gates in some years...
without start capital like bill gates forget becoming like bill gates...

be your own boss, you said? no offense I doubt if you own a business in Nigeria cos if you do, you will understand that the cost of running a business is at all time high!! taxes upon taxes even from local government touts!! you have RESERVES? very funny, in Nigeria where prices of things go up everyday at an alarming rate, if you don't know unless your reserves is in foreign currency, it is depreciating in value if you dont know! but you have not answered my question WHAT DO YOU BENEFIT AS A NIGERIAN!!

PhonePlanet:
Dear my fellow Nigerian, A directive has been sent out by the Nigerian Communication Commission(NCC) to all telecommunication network in Nigeria. This will result in increase of data rates which will take effect from 1st of December, 2016. I am very sure your service provider has notified you about this development already.
In this year and time we live in, Data is suppose to be more affordable and not more expensive. And looking at the ease/advantages the internet has added to our everyday life, incrl only make it harder to access the internet thereby taking us backwards instead of forward.
Therefore, In disagreement with this move by NCC and telecommunication companies, we have made an effort stop this from taking effect by creating an online petition at Change.org and we need you to sign it to show your support. The link to the petition is: https://www.change.org/p/nigeria-communication-commission-ncc-data-plans-rates-by-carriers-in-nigeria-should-not-be-increased-by-ncc?recruiter=642402116&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink
Please I already believe you would sign this petition to show your support for us and against NCC. But you also have to share/re-broadcast this message to as many people as you can. Thank you as you do so.

RUBBISH PLEASE WHAT WILL CHANGE.ORG DO OR BETTER STILL CHANGE.ORG DOES NOT WORK HERE!!! WE NEED TO HEAD TO THE STREETS!!!

PhonePlanet:
Dear my fellow Nigerian, A directive has been sent out by the Nigerian Communication Commission(NCC) to all telecommunication network in Nigeria. This will result in increase of data rates which will take effect from 1st of December, 2016. I am very sure your service provider has notified you about this development already.
In this year and time we live in, Data is suppose to be more affordable and not more expensive. And looking at the ease/advantages the internet has added to our everyday life, increment of data rates will only make it harder to access the internet thereby taking us backwards instead of forward.
Therefore, In disagreement with this move by NCC and telecommunication companies, we have made an effort stop this from taking effect by creating an online petition at Change.org and we need you to sign it to show your support. The link to the petition is: https://www.change.org/p/nigeria-communication-commission-ncc-data-plans-rates-by-carriers-in-nigeria-should-not-be-increased-by-ncc?recruiter=642402116&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink
Please I already believe you would sign this petition to show your support for us and against NCC. But you also have to share/re-broadcast this message to as many people as you can. Thank you as you do so.

RUBBISH PLEASE WHAT WILL CHANGE.ORG DO OR BETTER STILL CHANGE.ORG DOES NOT WORK HERE!!! WE NEED TO HEAD TO THE STREETS!!!

darknetcom:
dont mind am...

and how about you? am sure you r benefiting as a Nigerian citizen please tell me how, so that I can benefit as well

Destined2win:
What have you been contributing as a Nigerian?

I live and work in Nigeria, so I pay my TAX and am sure you pay ur TAX as well so please satisfy my curiosity tell me what you are benefiting as a Nigerian citizen?

After this comment

“So if you reside in Nigeria and you are benefiting from being a Nigerian resident, it is only fair that you contribute to the system that makes you enjoy that standard of living.’’

made by The Executive Chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) on Monday Mr Tunde Fowler

http://www.herald.ng/nigerians-pay-vat-international-passports-firs/#lyH3XcWArJ8FFD8d.99

I HAVE BEEN THINKING OF THE BENEFIT AM GETTING AS A NIGERIAN CITIZEN/RESIDENT so far am yet to see any
cos I pay for everything, I am my own power supplier (generators) my own water supplier(bore hole, well and tankers) sometimes from God (Rain), I secure myself (private security) even things I don't see or use for example power supply

so am asking this question to my fellow Nigerians, WHAT ARE YOU BENEFITTING FOR AS A NIGERIAN CITIZEN OR RESIDENT?

Lalasticlala, mynd44 please I need answers to this question, do the needful (Frontpage)

you need certificate to be a common doctor but you don't need one to occupy a position that is the highest in the land!! Chai what an irony!

modath, dropshot, sarrki, blackpanda, Omenka, Madridguy, ngeneukwenu,mrvitalis una good morning oooh mynd44 please front page is calling this thread!! TonyeBarcanista, drss2

Ekwensu!! I pity imolites, he has levied every imo adult 3k!!!! wicked and heartless soul!! God punish Apc!!! Zombies quote me please, I am the mood to slay una!! nonsense!!

chill we go win

hahahaha next time make una dey vote Apc hahahaha imagine been homeless in this recession!! you kno say u don buy job when Apc is ur president and APC is ur Governor, na double wahala for dead body, Chai wicked and heartless people

how come this is not on front page yet?

oh Lord, who did we offend? why? take this curse away from us!!! it's getting unbearable!!!!!! omenka, dropshot, ngeneukwenu, Beremx, mynd44, lalasticlala, sarrki, Madridguy, blackpanda make una come and see oooh

By Omoh Gabriel The general rise in prices of goods and services in Nigeria hit an all time high of 18.3 per cent in October. This means that the prices of food items and other consumables have gone up considerably making it difficult for the average person to eat three square meals a day. Inflation has been on the rise for 12 months. The general rise in prices is attributable to exchange-rate pressures that have persisted on its impact on the prices of goods and services, complicating the central bank’s task of supporting an economy in recession. In the market place prices of various food items such as yams, garri, palm oil, fruits and vegetables, housing, water, electricity, gas and other fuels as well as, fuels and lubricants for personal transport equipment and education increased considerably in the last three months. In fact pure water which is the common man’s water on the go has gone up from N5 per sachet to N10 in major cities across the country. A medium-sized basket of fresh pepper now sells for N10,000.00, from N5, 000, while a basket of chili pepper goes for N13, 000.00, as against the N5, 500.00 it sold for previously. A jute bag of onions goes for N12, 500.00 from N11, 000.00, while a 20-litre keg of vegetable oil goes for N6, 100 as against N6, 000 previously. A four-litre paint measurement of garri that sold for N300 is now N650. At the Daleko Market, Isolo, the prices of the various brands of a 50-kilogramme bag of rice ranges from N17, 000 to N25, 000. A bag of lower grades of rice which sold for N9, 000 in December 2015, sold for N13 000 in April this year is now about N20, 000. A five litre of groundnut oil which was selling for N1, 700 before, is now selling for N2, 200, while its 3.8ltr now sells for N2, 000, as against the former price of N1, 600. A 4 litre keg of groundnut oil previously selling for N1,800 now goes for N3,500, just as a big keg which formerly sold for N6, 500, now stands at N10, 500. At the aforementioned markets, a 20- litre keg of palm oil that sold for N6, 000 is now selling for N15, 500, while a bottle which was selling at N200 before, now sells at N450. Also a big basin of garri which had sold for N1, 500 now sells for N9,000 while one paint bucket of it which was selling for N200 now sells for N700. A five kilogram and 10 Kilogram of semovita which was selling for N1,800 and N3,000 before, now sells for N4,000 and N6,500, respectively, even as the price of a five kilogramme bail of wheat which previously sold for N900 now goes for N1,000. A 120 kilogramme bag of beans costs N24, 500.00, up from the N22, 000 it sold for. The rate of price increases rose to 18.3 per cent, the highest in 11 years, from 17.9 per cent in September, the National Bureau of Statistics said in a report released yesterday on its website.  Prices of goods and service rose generally by 0.8 percent from the previous month. The Consumer Price Index (CPI) which measures the rate of price increase, inflation increased by 18.3 percent (year-on-year) in October 2016, 0.48 per cent points higher from the rate recorded in September (17.9 percent). According to National Bureau of Statistics NBS, “increases were recorded across almost all major divisions which contribute to the headline index. Communication and Restaurants and Hotels recorded the slowest pace of growth in October, growing at 5.7 per cent and 9.4 per cent year-on-year respectively. “The Food Index”, which shows the rate of increases in food prices, “rose by 17.1 per cent (year-on-year) in October, up by 0.47 percent points from 16.6 per cent recorded in September. During the month, all major food groups which contribute to the Food sub-index increased with fruits recording the slowest pace of increase at 11.5 percent. “Price movements recorded by the All Items less farm produce or core sub-index rose by 18.1 per cent (year-on-year) in October, up by 0.4 per cent points from rates recorded in September, 17.7 percent. During the month, the highest increases were seen in housing, water, electricity, gas and other fuels as well as, fuels and lubricants for personal transport equipment and education. “Significant price movement under the core sub-index was also recorded for clothing and footwear, which recorded an increase of 17.8 percent year on year. The groups with least growth pace recorded in October were Communication 5.7 percent, restaurants and hotels (9.4 percent) and recreation and culture (10.3 percent). On a month-on-month basis, the headline index rose by 0.83 percent in October, higher from the rate recorded in September (0.81 percent). “The Urban index rose by 19.9 percent (year-on-year) in October from 19.5 percent recorded in September, and the Rural index increased by 16.95 percent in October from 16.4 percent in September. On month-on-month basis, the urban index rose by 0.81 percent in October from 0.79 percent recorded in September, while the rural index rose by 0.84 percent in October from 0.83 percent in September. The percentage change in the average composite CPI for the twelve-month period ending in October 2016 over the average of the CPI for the previous twelve-month period was 14.2 percent, higher from 13.5 percent recorded in September. The corresponding twelve-month year-on-year average percentage change for the urban index increased from 14.4 percent in September to 15.3 percent in October, while the corresponding rural index also increased from 12.6 percent in September to 13.3 percent in October. The Composite Food Index rose by 17.1 percent in October 2016. The rise in the index was caused by increase in prices of bread and cereal, fish, and meat. On a month-on-month basis, the Food sub-index increase by 0.86 percent in October from 0.81 percent recorded in September. The average annual rate of change of the Food sub-index for the twelve-month period ending in October 2016 over the previous twelve-month average was 13.82 percent, 0.58 percent points from the average annual rate of change recorded in September 13.24 percent”.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/prices-goods-services-hit-time-high-october/

CSTR13:
Raising alarm to who?
Is it chukwuemeka hustling to make ends meet that would help the govt to formulate policies to curb the imminent famine?.

lol my brother, can you imagine? raising alarm to who? I guess this guys don't even know why they are in office!! olodos!!

Beremx:
Foolish people!

Keep banning without providing alternatives. How can Russia come to Nigeria to grow wheat for you instead when there are no good policies to support production?

Buhari's government is all about starving Nigerians.

Ediots in Aso Rock!

but we told you before election, had I known comes at last but ur friends modath, ngeneukwenu, obiage1i are still suffering from zonebism!! please continue to pray for them!

smh yeye dey smell!! when drugs are so costly in government hospitals in Nigeria, some hospitals don't even have drugs!! misplaced priorities!!! my people is not when you have and ur family have eaten that you give others?