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ilebaami: This morning, Kwanee says no assembly meeting outside The known House of Assembly. Hours later Amaechi presents his budget proposal to a handful of lawmakers around the Government House. In minutes to an hour these lawmakers allowAmaechi to go ahead and spend FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE BILLION NAIRA of rivers State heritage. GOODNESS!!! Is this how APC works?

WERE YOU EXPECTING HIM TO GIVE DETAILS? IF HE DID, MBU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ORDER FROM ABOVE TO BURN DOWN THE VENUE OR ATTACK THEM WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS. **AMAECHI---DEFEATING PDP SINCE 2013N.

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ilebaami: This morning, Kwanee says no assembly meeting outside The known House of Assembly. Hours later Amaechi presents his budget proposal to a handful of lawmakers around the Government House. In minutes to an hour these lawmakers allowAmaechi to go ahead and spend FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE BILLION NAIRA of rivers State heritage. GOODNESS!!! Is this how APC works?

WERE YOU EXPECTING HIM TO GIVE DETAILS? IF HE DID, MBU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ORDER FROM ABOVE TO BURN DOWN THE VENUE OR ATTACK THEM WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS. **AMAECHI---DEFEATING PDP SINCE 2013N.

XSORRY TO THOSE AFFECVTED.

.NEIGHBOUR TO NEIGHBOUUR

GEJ TILL 20..........-IT IS TIME TO INVESTIGATE THE CERTIFICATES OF OTHER MINISTERS. @PDP-PEOPLE DECIEVING PEOPLE R

THE LOCATION OF THE GUY THAT EDITTED THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE

NICE

LEAVE OUR DAUGHTER ALONE

There Are Basically, three observable reasons why 70% of Nigerian Students fail to gain admission each year into a Nigerian University of Polytechnics, and they are highlighted below:
•. The National Universities Commission (NUC): who gave a very little admission slots to each University,
as a result of the poor standard of their facilities and Equipments.
•. The Federal Government of Nigeria(FGN): who have failed to Intensify efforts, in providing more facilities so as to increase the admission slots given to each Universities by the NUC.
•. The Nigerian Students: who have failed to make the right selection of Institutions and course of study according to their abilities and most ESPECIALLY, ACCORDING TO THEIR STATES OF ORIGIN.
Do you know that 55% of all admission offered in these Nigerian Universities are based on the applicants state of Origin, In every given year, with only 45% available on merit?
Do you know that a total of six hundred and twenty three thousand and sixty nine(623,069) applicants
out of the 1.5million who applied for the 2012 JAMB UTME are currently seeking admission from only 11 Universities, with a total carrying capacity, not exceeding 70,000 persons. This means that over 554,000 persons would not beadmitted, and would also purchase the next JAMB UTME form, increasing the number of applicants? It is obvious that even if Everyone cross the 300 mark, some other procedures would be introduced to screen students out simply because, THE NIGERIAN INSTITUTIONS CAN ONLY ADMIT ABOUT 30% OF THESE APPLICANTS. I hope you can avoid making the same mistakes, made by other admission seeking applicants, Its not the University or Polytechnics fault that they were not admitted, Its simply because these applicants, WERE NOT ENLIGHTED, on these processes of admission.

LEAVE THAT HOUSE

++OK

*ALL THOSE WHO FIGHT THIS AMAECHI SHOULD BE CAREFUL. ASK PDP, OMEHIA , ODILI........

- -interesting

he will soon criticise PEJ

Clerverly: I am not a beneficiary but I know about 20 people on that list.....

1. Insinere9igerian
2. Magic Bishop
3. Jmaine
4. Taharqa
5. Altwiless
6. Obiagu1
7. Ngwakwe
8. Odua Boy
9. Octopus1
10. Chukwudi44
11. Team GEJ
12. Patriotic007
13. deletrue
14. Strangest
15. One Naira
16. Kponkwem
17.Nashville
18. Chubie
19.Gratiaeo
20.Solomon111

TO ADD TO THE LIST

13000 TEACHERS EMPLOYED BY AMAECHI THAT APC MAN THAT EVIL PEOPLE CALL A BETRAYER

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Nairaland is now in the toilet.
This thread was meant to be in the Jokes Section, but it still beats my imagination how it made Frontpage.

THE OLD NAIRALAND IS GONE [/color]

WELCOME TO 2014N. 2EVERY BODY NOW SUPPRTS GEJ LIKE INSINCERE 9GERIAN. .NO MATTER WHAT. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT IGBO PRESIDENCY

MEANING OF SARCASM FOR THOSE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND.
Sarcasm

a comic device, criticism expressed through scathing mockery. Sarcasm is the strongest form of irony. Although a sarcastic statement is formulated in positive terms, its negative meaning is immediately made apparent; other forms of irony preserve and develop the positive formulation, expressing criticism only by subtle implication. Sarcasm is always tendentious, merciless, and satirical; irony, when used for purposes of humor, is gentle and conciliatory. Unlike simple condemnation, sarcasm does not explicitly criticize but forces the reader himself to reassess the object of satire

WARNING....THIS THREAD IS FILLED WITH SARCASM. NO DIRECT INSULTS PLEASE. READ FROM PAGE 1 TO UNDERSTAND AND KNOW HOW TO COMMENT. DONT DERAIL THE THREAD. OUR SON WILL WIN EVEN IF HE HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT IN RIVERS STATE

Clerverly: All these children of anger! Can you point out one thing, all the past presidents put together have done since amalgamation of Nigeria?Because Jonathan is from a minority tribe , you people are ganging up against him, in spite of his out-of-this-world achievements.

We are not interested in Igbo Presidency, GEJ has taken our turn......Let him rule till infinity

DON'T MIND THEM. THERE GANG UP WILLL FAIL. 12 WE WILL SELL ALL THE REFINERIES THAT WE PROMISED TO REVAMP WITH SUBSIDY MIONEY. FOLLOW ME TEKL THEM TO LEAVVE OUR SON ALONE. AT LEAST THE RATE OF UNEMPOYMENT HAS REDUCED TO JUST 4 0MILLION

cashkid18: dis thread is nw festival of mad pple

AN APC E RAT DETECTED
HE IS CLAIMING TO BE MAD


CAN SOMEONE TAKE HIM TO TA ORJI'S FICTITIOUS 720 HEALTH CENTRES


OBIAGELLI WE NEED A PRESIDENTIAL JET. THIIS ONE IS SERIOUS

MODS FRONTPAGE OHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE OF OUR SON WANTS TO BUY 11TH PRESIDENTIAL JET.

HAS ANYBODY FOUGHT CORRUPTION BETTER THAN GEJ?

GEJ GAVE OUR STUDENT 6MONTHS HOLIDAYS AND EMPOWERED THEIR LECTURERS WITH FREE 5MONTHS SALARY. VERY SOON HE WILL UPGRADE TO480000MEGAWATTS OF ELECTRICITY

Sincere 9gerian: It seems the remnant of APC dogs on NL are congregated on this thread. If someone could e-nuke this location now and decimate the APC e-rascals congregated here, over 50% of Nigeria's problem would have been solved.

DON'T MIND THE GEJ HATERS. THEY HATE NDI IGBO. CHIME AND GEJ HAS DONE A LOT AND DESERVE TO RULE.

WHAT ARE THE MODS WAITING FRO? AFAM4EVA BIA E BA. TAKE THIS THREAD TO THE FRONT PAGE. GEJ IS OUR SON, CHIME IS OUR SON, ODUAH IS OUR DAUGHTER, TA ORJI IS OUR SON, ELECHI IS OUR SON..........GEJ/CHIME 2015. CHIME/DICKSON 2019

;DI ONCE ASKED AN ENUGU GUY : WHEN WILL AN IGBO MAN RUKLE NIGERIA?

BEST SARCASM PAGE OF THE MONTH. WIIL WAIT FOR INSINCERE NIGERIAN

jamace: What useless attention does AMAECHI want to attract by placing that signboard with that funny inscription on it? It is true that federal roads are the federal govt's baby but states who carry out renovations of federal roads are usually reimbursed. I know of many state govts who have renovated federal roads and they have been reimbursed accordingly. AMAECHI should tell us if he has not been reimbursed by the federal govt and once the state has been reimbursed, it automatically means that the federal govt carried out such renovation through the state govt.

BE ENLIGHTENED... HATRED FOR OUR GOVERNOR SHOULD NOT CAUSE YOU INFO PHOBIA...READ BOOKS OR JOIN NEXT YEARS RIVERS ASTATE OVERSEA SCHOLARSHIP. THERE IS A QUOTA FOR NON INDIGINES. www.rssdangscholars.org.

now check this.......http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/amaechi-asks-fg-refund-n105bn-spent-federal-roads/


Amaechi asks FG to refund N105bn spent on federal roads

on December 01, 2013 / in News 8:35 pm / Comments

BY JIMITOTA ONOYUME

PORT HARCOURT—Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State has enjoined the Federal Government to refund about N105 billion expended by the state on rehabilitation of dilapidated federal roads in the state.

The governor, weekend, in Port Harcourt, shortly after he received the Port Harcourt centenary award, said that the Bonny-Bodo federal road project had been abandoned, adding that work on the Port Harcourt International Airport was very slow, when compared with similar projects going on at other international airports in the country.

He said that he would only identify with a presidential candidate in 2015, who he was sure would protect the interests of Rivers people, adding that he was voted as governor to defend the interest of people of the state.

He said: “Show me one new thing to indicate that Rivers people have benefitted from the 2.1 million votes given to President Goodluck Jonathan in the 2011 elections. I was voted into office to defend the interests of Rivers people and I will continue to defend their interests. The Bonny-Bodo federal road had been abandoned, the renovation of the Port Harcourt International Airport is very slow. If you compare Lagos International Airport, Kano, Benin, Enugu and others, you will understand that ours is backward, but why is Rivers State different?”
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/amaechi-asks-fg-refund-n105bn-spent-federal-roads/#sthash.1iaxVIvb.dpuf

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phantom: you will live long!

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