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and I think that gift is down south. I also think your neurons are transmitted from you belly as well that why you need constant engine oil (beer).

My friend Fix up kia kia!!!!!

Tell you EXes to buzz off. If you have to be rude then go ahead. They can go to AnnSummers for an extra large to help them CUMM. Get a hold of the beer situation and be a man. Have enough sex with your present gyal so that you'll be too limp to help ur exes out.

OK?

My wedding day::::::::

half walking down the aisle------ Forever by R Kelly

other half ------ I love me some him by Tony Braxton

during ceremony ----- Here and Now by Luther vandross/ I will always love you by Whitney Houston/ Unchained Melody by the Righteous brothers

exit ------ unforgettable by Nat & Natking Cole

entrance at reception------ Oruka by Sunny Nneji

Reception slots------Mase by Stlyplus / Ibilio ibili kambi by Oliver de coke/ happy people by R Kelly and then NAIJA GBEDU

then under the sheets----- strip tease to BIG SPENDER by Shirley Bassey and then getting down to ------ I'll make love to you by Boys to men

then second round with Back at one by Brian McKnight.

and then laying sated ----- All my life by KC and JOJO

all this love in the air, hmmmmm na wa o. I thought naijas were not romantic enough?

informer thank you,

the only person insulting Trendy is simplya*s!!!!!!

trendy i dig u big time. Hot Gyal!!!!!!! give it to her. she sounds like a frustrated old maid anyway.

yes its childish but sumtimes you have to put some people in their place. I like the way trendy did it tho. She didn't sink down to her level but gave it to her from the top.

Gwan Gyal!!!!!!!!

guys pay good attention,

u're very welcome me dear

i was laughing at the whoopi goldberg joke. I dont think she's that bad but rhianna and beyonce are very different types of women compared to whoopi plus she's much older.

wats da worst dat could happen, he almost killed her b4 wats da worst he can do, rather than her going though all this b*llsh*t because of man.

@poster

If your man cant fight for you find a way to fight and free yourself from his clutches.

lol!!!! nice one trendy, lol

I like the werepe thing omoge, nice one. it'll be good to watch him scratch till he bleeds out his life blood!!!!!

siliboy I like your style, But i think if her guy could do this he would have done this a long time ago. He does not need to be told that he has to take care of his gyal.

This the reason why I said u need to get to know da person first. Like I also stipulated, Past is Past. She's not still sleeping with that person is she? Its up to you babe. If you are man enough to dismiss it then all well and good. If you cant, dont bother with the relationship because it will cause more problems.

does that help?

well it depends on the kind of relationship am in and how committed I am in that relationship. I and my ex had this thing where we promised each other no secrets and that made it the best relationship that I have eva had. Even at times when it seemed like it was going to break the relationship,, at the end of it all it was worth the telling.

So yes I would, in a committed relationship, bare all to my partner. It is the only way forward to a successful relationship. its the most beautiful thing. You become morphed into each other and that makes the partnership strong and you can stand against the world together head on!!!!!

u no wat i mean?

My first thought was for you to contact the police. But I heard they are not all that reliable in naija in terms of protection of the victim.

I agree with easybaby on the acid suit thing .

Do you know any guys that have ur back? do they sell pepper spray in naija. abi carry your own acid bottle. u just neva know. contact his elders as well if you know how to. Get a boyfriend as well that might help put him off or that way you've got a guy that may fight for you.

I hope things turn out ok for you tho. Oh , remember to pray as well. God does wonders in irretrievable situations. U do no that don't you?

I think its beta to decide if you like the person first before u get yourself ready to listen their past. Past is simply what it is, PAST!!!! yes you may be able to judge the person by their past but that does not mean they may not have changed. All in all its a personal decision. Remember however you react will be entirely you and nothing to do with that person.

Does that help?

nice one

depends on their age

@Ralvy

why now??

eenyah nothing abegiiiiii

@poster

first things first change ya name with immediate effect. 2lonley ko, 2lonley ni. (long hissssssss)

Babe the reason why your attracting this type of guys is because of your personality. You sound whiney and that is not a good thing. You be naija babe, beautiful tall and sexy. u hear me? as soon as u finish reading this go and find a mirror and look at it. what do u see. beautiful? ofcourse. Tell yourself who u are not what these guys are making you out to be!!!

babe check yourself kia kia!!!! secondary school period don finish. whateva u think within yourself is what a man will see. reconstruct yaself sharp sharp.

(am not being a b*tch but sometimes u need to cut to heal)

I am literally on the floor right now. this is one of the funniest threads I have read so far.

Crazy kid na wa for you sh o!!!!!! I do remember reading at some point that it was ok for guys to wear 'singlets' and that that was not indecent exposure. if it is not how come that na casual look ehh? u fit see man with singlet on top stage dey preach unless say na 50cent? LOL!!!!!!!

well to my ladies ,  if u've got it flaunt (thats if you know how,  if u don't let me no, i provide emergency consultations)

make guys like the gentlegg and crazykid go blind too much look look!!!!!!!

GWAN GYALS!!!!!

@borlage

of course we're cool. nothings wrong with some healthy banter every once in a while,

@Bolarge

i didnt know anyone was getting upset. when did that happen?

@junegirl

if you read my comment properly u would have understood that i was not referring to your previous comments but rather to your seconding bolarge's reply.

SIENNA BE CAREFUL OF WHAT U SAY. IF GOD DECIDE TO TAKE HIS HAND AWAY FROM UR LIFE , U NO SAY UR OWN DON FINISH BE DAT!!!!!

@Bolarge & junegirl

You guys have got the wrong end of the stick ,  what am picking on is that your saying 'there were signs of his behaviour before they got married' it sounds like your saying 'u should have known',  'i told you so'. that kind of talk is pointless.

thats like crying over split milk. they are married. the deed is done now. the next step is trying to solve this issue.

Do u understand me now??

'baby u have my heart and I have yours, dont walk on heels or u might trip'

U guys need to understand that they are already married. saying things like they neva knew each other before they got married is not helping Sugarplum and is making things worse for her. That is the talk of divorce.

YOU GUYS NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!!

@sugarplum
u need to know that quantity is not the same as quality!!!!! you might need to be tough with him if you're going to make your marriage work. He's exhibiting signs of selfishness and your letting him. There is something called tough love. Because a kid does not want to take a bath does not mean you're going to allow that! if there is going to be a fight then let there be. After that he will have to listen.

if you're waiting till he cools down then you'll be waiting for a very very long time

Grow some skin Darling and deal with it!!!!