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Wazobia go slow yarn,cruise control on Metro Fm,sports yarn on wazobia are programs i dont miss daily

OK DIS IS D BEST ANSWER YOU CAN GET,
IF U WERE SACKED U CAN ACCESS 25% OF YOUR RSA BALANCE IF YOU APPLY
IF YOU RESIGNED YOUR JOB THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU SO DONT BOTHER AND THERE IS NO LEGAL ACTION YOU CAN TAKE

DIS GUY WORKS IN D INDUSTRY SO HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS SAYING

Heard on the Radio this morning that 50 virgins are required to perform a ritual at Bar Beach in order to appease yemoja in order to avoid catastrophic flooding in most parts of lagos.They said this news was conveyed by leading spiritualists in the state.What baffled me most was the requirement for the 50 virgins which are
1.They must be of marriageable age
2.They must be beautiful and
3.They must be indigenes of the state.

Omo i dey run comot from lagos be dat, How can they meet that criteria

ILEKE IDI DAMN TRIBALIST, 190 IS HILARIOUS

Rich Dad:
Are you sure you're a Nigerian?To the best of my knowledge JB is the best in road construction company in Naija today.Okay,who do you suggest?PWD,RCC,Stabilinni,HiTech or all those quack local contractors?

Oga check ur facts JB the best ke?they suck and their roads dont last.They have been milking us for centuries,

y i no dey jam all dis kind babes

Toonice:
Anytime u note that u are sleeping on Wheel Stearin then u need to service your car.

LOL!DIS GUY U BE BABA SUWE

@stagger
while I agree with your point, I'll suggest you check you facts. Sir Alex did not win the first trophy of his coaching career in 1992. prior to coming to Man U, he won 3 league title with Aberdeen in Scotland and he also won the UEFA winners cup in 1982-83 season by beating Read Madrid 2-1 after extra time, He also won the UEFA Super Cup in 1983.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Ferguson
Thanks.


Olodo the guy said his coaching career "there".


You are too quick to find faults and ended up looking dumb cos u dont pay attention to detail

"What a good place to start the clean up, SE with their 99% votes for "darling" GEJ. I pray he has the gut to continue doing the right thing no matter whose horse is gored."


Abeg make una help me shey na horse abi na ox dem dey gore??

I hate to dey hear bad english pls remii no mislead learners

THANK YOU

i love nairaland.Nice stories

Theres this one babe that has always been on my mind.Met her in Maiduguri park in 1998.Buses to Kano were delayed and i got itchy.Had to go and ease myself so i got out of my bus and announced that i was going to pee and they dare not leave without me.She was in the next bus with her friend and i noticed she was impressed by my openess or boldness.
We got halfway at potiskum and we stopped for food.A guy comes out from her bus and walks up to me and said guy those babes have beeen talking about you all along,i think you should go talk to her.I froze and couldnt cos i was so young but was plannning to if when we got to Kano.

Guess waht? [b]NEVER SAW HER AGAIN TO THIS DAY[/b

Shes the one that got away

BUHARRRII ALL THE WAY.NO SENTIMENTS.HE IS THE ONLY MAN FOR THE JOB.I AM FROM THE EAST AND A CHRISTIAN BUT I AM CAMPAIGNING FOR BUHARI AND WILL DEFINATELY VOTE FOR HIM FOR OUR CHILDRENS SAKE, ANYONE WHO LOVES THE FUTURE (CHILDREN) OF THIS COUNTRY AND NOT SELFISH OR GREEDY SHOULD DO THE SAME.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WE NEED CHANGE AND WE NEED IT NOW

BUHARI IS DAT CHANGE

;dy all dis kain people no dey come my side?i go straff sege commot from her pussy ;d ;d ;d

Women.women,women,

If the husband says pls dont do this,thats when she will do it.how do we say it those days(the thing wey you go do wey dem go take kill you na im dem go dey do)

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Hi poster,
               I had a babe in school those days.Men even as a student and damn broke she had a policy "never give money to your guy" even though she is from a rich home and i am not.I felt she was wicked but now i know why.

She even told me then that the only way we could get married was if i was earning more than her and do u know the catch?she was a year ahead of me, anyway we broke up after a year.

My dear your guy is not it at all and if you dont end it now,trust me you will end up licking your wound.The guy has many complications and your love should be wide eyed to see all of it.

Wish you luck

PROVERBS 23:23
"BUY THE TRUTH AND SELL IT NOT"

Charles: Let me ask you one thing. Do you think - after we've dried off, after we've spent lots more time together - you might agree *not* to marry me? And do you think not being married to me might maybe be something you could consider doing for the rest of your life?
Carrie: I do.

(FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL)
watched this movie over a hundred times and keep loving it

OMO MAKE UNA 4GET


POLICE PHCN NPA

NNPC IMMIGRATION CUSTOM NATIONAL ASSEMBLY

MINISTRY OF WORKS, LOCAL GOVTS PRESIDENCY


just like football formation 3-4-3 they tied in that order

VALIDATOR:
The Eastern part of the country has never been a safe place. It is about a culture that places too much emphasis on materialism and very little emphasis on scholarship excellence.

I said i will not insult anyone on nairaland and be civil.If you think most of those robberies in the East are perpetrated by easterners please change your orientation.I can tell you that these guys come as far as from the north and west.

190:
they cheat because they are cheetahs

LWKMD You be real olodo!Well i think people cheat to ginger their swagger!

Ok I AM A BANKER AND HANDDLE SUCH CLAIMS.IF U HAVE NOT COMPROMISED YOUR CARD OR PIN DURING USAGE THEN U HAVE A CHANCE,BUT HOW CAN YOU PROVE THAT?SOMEONE MUST HAVE GLANCED AT YOUR PIN WHILE U WERE WITHDRAWING OR ASSISTED YOU AT ONE TIME OR THE OTHER AT THE ATMAND ALSO GOTTEN YOUR CARD DETAILS, TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS DAT 98% OF ALL ATM RELATED FRAUDS ARE DUE TO THE CARELESSNESS OF THE CARD HOLDER OR USE OF THE CARD ON UNSECURED SITES OR LOCATIONS(E.G CYBERCAFE) FOR PAYMENTS, WELL THE ONLY LAPSE I SEE YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IS THE FACT THAT U DIDNT RECEIVE ALERTS FOR THOSE WITHDRAWALS

adamse:
at 18,she is still trying to know herself,her taste is likely to change.common there are younger guys who will so capture her attention,even if she loves you now.12 years is way to much.

Guy Please dont allow all these guys distract you o !12 years is too much for who?na dem go run the marriage for you.They want you to marry your mate so that when you are older you will start carrying your wife to hospital cos ladies age faster than men.Guy you are right on track jare i wish you well, carry go

FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL!
I know all the words from the beginning to the end.watched it over 60 times

Wow!The poster couldnt have been more spot on.I have never worked in Oceanic Bank but always wanted to .Wrote test there as a corper but was dropped in the interview stage .Believe me those in HR didnt know what they were doing.Not because i was dropped but cos almost all accountants and banking and finance graduates were dropped and those that read french,geography,sciences the other non banking related courses were absorbed without any questioning.This was three years ago.I work for one of the best banks in the industry and i cant help but agree with the poster due to my close rapport with oceanic bank staff.Some folks in the head office dont resume until 10am and once it is 5pm they are the first to leave.Just lazing around and doing nothing.

Mrs Ibru has truely worked hard and is a great marketer and has done a lot to grow her bank but laggards have wrecked all her efforts.Yes their staff welfare is one of the best in the industry and i do hope they bounce back.

July 26th in the house.Where are all my birthday mates