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Artiiclebeast:
Here they go again with their demonic lies.

I trust the mod to push this to the front page too while the thread I did to debunk all these evil and envious lies were deliberately ignored.

Evil people wet go use ladder climb up remove am make others not fit climb.

Below was my response on a similar thread which the evil mods keeps deleting including the thread I started to debunk all these lies...I wonder what they benefit from all these.

Withchraft get different departments truly.


Abeg make una no listen to all these nonsense oh..

America na God's own country truly truly if you get the right info and know your way.

If na only the gun violence, I go manage am like that dey careful where I dey enter and the kind neighbourhood wey I go stay.

I start one thread for my profile like that to talk about this same issue but because the mods dem too follow for the people wey dey try preach the abroad life no easy dem abandon am. Dem no want competition for the good life...

https://www.nairaland.com/7145274/re-abroad-life-not-easy

Abeg, anybody wey get legit way to jakpa come America, you better take am oh...

Sweet and blessed country.

I dey come to write more..make I drive reach work first.

Modified:

You see all these spoilt, lazy, and rotten brats, if you listen to them mislead you or successfully make you keep away from competing with them out of wickedness and envy, na you sabi.

This kid could be a privileged rotten kid back home in Nigeria who probably had a whole room to herself with a driver to chauffeur her back and fro wherever she goes without much of an understanding to the fact that "nyansh dey pepper egg wey dey lay egg wey she dey chop".

Her parents obviously needed more in life and thus migrated making this silly kid see herself as living below her standard because of sharing a house and bathroom. She's clearly not happy because she could barely find any poor man pikin to oppress out there.

The idiot even went on to say their condition improved when their asylum was approved. They should have sought the asylum in Nigeria na..

Talking about her parents doing long hours of work. It's evil and ungrateful to God and nature to make such complaints. Now it isn't the lack of jobs oh but the long hours of job. The question people of sound mind should ask are:

* What is the hourly wage
*Do you get owed or short paid for these jobs?
* Are these jobs back-breaking or hard jobs?
* What are the general working conditions of these jobs?

Only wicked and selfish people will tell you America is bad, unsafe, and hard to survive.

Very wicked and mean people.

Even if you find a job with an agency paying $10-12 per hour, you have enough hours to work if you want and can do the job to take in as much as $4k per month.

Now, you can imagine how much a direct staff at the same job who knows what brought him to the US will take home.

Na so all of them dey collect and drive big big new cars because work hours dey to dey pay monthly na all these enjoyment dem no want make people come enjoy with them.

My dear people, there is so much work and less hands such that na me dey reject hours because I need to rest but when I dey my bed I no dey fit rest because my mind go dey calculate how much I dey miss because I want siddon for my bed.

One thing though, it depends on the people you met when you got in and the information you had before making the moves.

One can successfully live and work in the US for 100 years and more as an alien without the right documents so long as you stay away from trouble and keep to the rules.

The system is aware of this fact that loads and loads of illegals abound in the country and of course, are doing the jobs their people won't do which are jobs in very critical sectors and the authorities turn the other way so long as the jobs get done in a timely manner and the economy/system keeps spinning.

In my 1 month that I've been here, Na God bless America I dey take sing every morning...

God bless my destiny...

God bless God too...

Na to work move all my family if possible, my entire clan comot from that dustbin called country.

When I step out from airport, na cry I cry go reach where I dey go inside train when my eye see wetin country and living suppose look like.

May all Nigerian evil leaders both past, present, future, and the ones in the grave continue to rot in hell....

Demons...

I pray for every Nigerian to experience life outside of Nigeria, particularly to the first world countries to understand the difference between life and living.

This is 1000% true

Has anybody here seen Kelly?
K-E-L-L-Y
Has anybody here seen Kelly?
Find him if you can
He's as bad as old Antonio
Left me on my own-e-o
Has anybody here seen Kelly?......

Nickydrake:
Gentlemen, I have been thinking of procuring an '08 C300 and would appreciate advice on what to expect in terms of maintenance and fuel consumption. Before now I've only driven Japanese (Corolla, Camry). I have in mind the 2012 Camry as well, but it is too large for my tastes. I prefer a compact car.

I mainly drive within the city, but I travel interstate three or four times a year. Is the C300 suitable for journeying? Is it reliable in the long term (considering it's already a 14 years old car at least)? How thirsty is it? What parts most commonly need replacing and what do they cost? These are some of the things that I wonder about.

Can anyone say?

OP buy your car and enjoy it. I have someone who bought one a year ago for 3.3m and he has nothing but praises for the car and his decision to get it before prices soared. Its a great ride just try and get a clean one in shape.

ipobarecriminals:
i talk am.A colleague chat with the idiot too.He asked her to send money first .She told the fool that she knw somebody in Ado Ekiti to pick it up on her behalf.Where is ur location? The nut said AFE BABALOLA Uni and deleted it immediately .She asked for phone pics,the bastard instead sent her internet/google video .Above all,he’s still a learner.D same idiot advertised Toyota Highlander @ ridiculous price ,Anybody that doesn’t use his/her head here is OYO.His WhatsApp dp blank

All these insults ontop sending and deleting location? People like to be discrete . I wouldn't advice sending money first. Rather let her contact arrange a meet and exchange at a safe location.

awesome9ja:
The Ogas,
Base on necessary preventive maintenance culture.
Is it advisable to change Transmission oil of an ML350 bought Tokunbo after 1year of purchase.
if not please when is it advisable to change the transmission oil.

Seriously there is no straightjacket answer to your question. It depends on how the gear oil was when it came( recently serviced over there or has done 3 years or over). When i got my benz toks, i changed engine and gear oil before usage and was glad i did. Thereafter it was every other 18 months (2ce) and subsequently yearly. The price of the oil is also not a problem for me cause i am a dealer . My kazeem saves my used oil and uses it on his W202( he will say , my oga the oil just start work). So just do as you deem fit.

janejjjjj5000:
No. I grew up in Winners Chapel and [b]Papa and Mama [/b]always say they have never argued in their marriage. Even last year, Papa still said that he and mama have not had their first argument almost 40 years later. [b]That is the kind of marriage I always wanted [/b]but now, I feel bad because I cannot boast of the same thing. Shouting at your wife is abuse. And worse is that our children see it. I have read that it can affect children psychologically. I feel that I have failed.

This is where your problem lies. I wish you the best

SeaTrade:
Trust me ,you really don't wanna go there bro,you really don't
But I can go that low if you want to be stupid and stretch hands into things bigger than your comprehension and reality.

Please show me road to buy a 2021 GLE...i am tired of driving old luxury cars.

PS: I dont do scam ,steal or rituals. It has to be legit o

What year?

Make una help me celebrate my low budget FTC ...after 14years LOL

udy4real:
Please gurus I have been having issues with the transmission system of ml 350 ,the mechanics have repaired but still not working well ,can't even 150km before it starts stalling
Please help

With the level of insecurity on our highways where are you needing above 140km/h. If you are in Lagos let us know so we see if ETO can fix it or you buy another transmission.

Lyydia:
Hi Nairalanders,
What is the best way to invest funds without actually being engaged in doing anything? I have what I do that brings in money, I just feel like some funds are idle in my account and Naira - dollar fluctuations isn't helping matter.

For example fixed deposit accounts, which Nigerian bank has the best interest rate?

No cryptocurrency
No forex
No betting
No scam investment
No PM

Thank you.

Invest in a money market fund and compound your interest monthly. You can also be adding funds on a monthly basis and be compounding the interest. I recommend Stanbic Asset Management MMF,they are a subsidiary of Stanbic Bank and your funds are safe.

Praxtech:
You're not!

I have done it before and can do it again.Auhanson my mentor still does.

HeavenlyBang:
What does camphor do.

Dont learn bad thing.

Felicity001:
Breeze don blow fowl yash don open waaah!!

I am going to put camphor in my fuel tank.I dont know the quality of fuel around these days.

Praxtech:
But you're a mechanic now

No loud am

ariesbull:
You are right....olowu is a baby where ladipo is....

Trinity is the best. But i use non of them...me and abbey combination is unbeatable.

ariesbull:
ladipo and olowu those guys are good.... Ladipo especially Benz line

That Olowu you mentioned just made nonsense of the Ladipo.

NwaAmaikpe:




Do not shortchange yourself with this premarital sex nonsense.

Conji kills.
Have sex responsibly or just masturbate.

Excessive semen retention can make your scrotal sac so heavy and once the spring suspending the sac snaps because it's hydraulic release has not been serviced by frequent ejaculation....all hell will be let loose, sperm will flow into your artery and mix with oxygenated blood and get circulated round your body.

Sometimes the sperm gets to your lungs and even your ears, nostrils, your brain or it becomes the pus in the acne, boils and pimples on your skin.

Well, this is what my mom told me, that's why till this day, I always lick my catarrh just to taste it and be sure that it is not sperm coming out of my nostrils.

You are just an Idiot �.Please whenever you are in Lagos contact me make i spoil you (open cheque)

b3llo:
Why did you not close your eyes and do concrete pillar instead of using blocks as pillars?

stunned

diportivo:
I believe we have spoken sir





make I rish house fess

abeg no vezz

By the time you reach Itamaga night go don come o

Where is the engine pix first?

TheOldGods:
Guys, I just saw a black gas from my Air-conditioning system. I've already bought a new compressor but it has not yet be installed. I googled it and saw its a black death, but couldn't get the fix for Mercedes, so that's why I'm here again guys. Any help cause I don't want to spend any more money trying to fix this and it spoils and doesn't work correctly.

Make sure you buy a new condenser also and let them flush the system before installing.

dru23:
Means alternator is not charging .... It will need replacement.... For that year and model of car. I advice getting a brand new alternator......


Good luck....... Am done shipping for the month,

We don dey see you plenty for our thread these days..........alternator will not need replacement, na belt cut o...Thank you

tsiriman:
Benz owners, please how do you go around low octane non premium fuel in Nigeria?

Do you use octane boosters? If yes which one?

Or do you just put the normal fuel and fire on?

What are your experiences using the normal low octane fuel?

What are your experiences using octane boosters?

Than you as you respond.

I heard those octane boosters dont work but i am a fan of liqui moly injector cleaners and octane boosters. Once i saw a guy in an X6 at the fuel station and he had a carton of the liqui moly injector cleaner in his booth. Then Laolu told me a lady who never fuels without them(high end car) , the brother drove the car and failed to use them ,the result was catastrophic.

AmericanDad:
Pls guys...I drive a 2012/2013 ML350. What is the sign on my dash board

When you see the battery sign it means your alternator is not charging( it might be bad or belt is cut).

Meanwhile try and clear those lights on the dash. I cant drive with a CEL ......my spirit will just be troubled.

Midoda:
Liqui Moly Top Tec 5w30 or Liqui Moly High Tech 5w40

I concur .........

Ymguitarz:
I have a 2007 benz c230, m272 engine. In the afternoon on first start ups, my ac only gets colder when the vehicle is moving, when it's stationery it's just blowing fan. What could be the cause please.

Start the car in the afternoon,after a minute or 2 put on the AC while still stationary and see how long it takes to start cooling then revert.I doubt it has anything to do with the movement of the car.The compressor should pick

Timblogga:
please who’s Arinze and where was he kidnapped?

Not Arinze but his brother.He was kidnapped at Abuja- Lokoja and 50m was demanded.

chinachukwu:
No where is safe! People are on the road today getting to their destination, His fate won't be different!!!

Amen .Same thing Arinze brother said two weeks ago and we went to dig up his corpse where they killed him and buried him after negotiations failed.

Keep 50m with family member to settle bandits incase you are kidnapped.Crazy risk at this point in time.

Victoronah1:
hell sir. I just scanned the car and this is what I get. How much can the repair cost?

Its not how much you should be worried about but what to repair i.e possible culprits .