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edit: Never mind.

She certainly gets a lot of admiration from her fans online. You can download all her skits on Na Laugh.

Chibuhealth:
B4 that girl will reach 11 or 12, they will deflower her by then she will start snapping half unclad. May God protect her from wolves!

Of all the things in the world there is to say, this is what you chose?

The Nigerian police involved in a protest against violence? That's comedy.

brandymcmb:
London, Ontario bruh, not UK

Ah, I see. Although, I think the person I responded to had also misconstrued which London you spoke of.
I've been to Toronto, and a few other places in Ontario, but not London, Ontario.

At the rate the USD has been kicking the CAD's butt, I should probably visit Canada more often, before it goes back down.
Montreal is only a 5-6 hour drive across the border from me.

otokx:
London small wow

Yeah, relatively small. To put the land size into perspective for you:

- You can fit 12.8 Londons into Kano State.

- You can fit 7 Englands into Nigeria.

- You can fit 3.8 United Kingdoms (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland combined) into Nigeria.

He is lucky he isn't running for national office. Otherwise, his name "Fapas" would have been a trending meme by now.

That's just too close "fap" to be ignored. It's like calling yourself "Wankas."

Cool. Now, do your show and send me the vids.

Even if it was taken "without a second thought," it was certainly posted WITH a "second thought."

The second thought isn't to make the girl famous, but for social media to make the comparisons and ultimately put his photography out there.

DeeTus:
That's quite intriguing. Don't know why folks don't like people who are over-weight.

Yeah window seat is the best and if you're lucky to get a pretty cool girl by your side, then the trip becomes more fun than you ever anticipated.

I'm not particularly concerned about anyone's weight, as long as it isn't the reason for my inconvenience.

When I pay for a sit, I expect to get 100% of it, not 80%, while Mr. Tubby claims 120% on his 100%, at my expense.


But yeah, a pretty one by your side sure makes the long haul hours go by.

Trendzy:
Take style resemble kiss Daniels

Or the other way around, considering Teju is 15 years older and has been a star long before him.

It's crazy how often this seems to happen in Nigeria.

In the absence of legal fees, perhaps you can try visiting some legal offices and inquire if they have/know any lawyers willing to do some Pro Bono work (non-paid legal representation).

Not too certain how it works in Nigeria, but usually the lawyers who take up Pro Bono cases are newer lawyers. However, that should suffice for the case, if you are lucky to get one. All the best.

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Nasadiva:
Air Maroc? I laugh in Portuguese. Make sure you carry enough Agege bread with you cos the hunger that will mama you eeh, *hiss* u might forget your name by the time you land in USA

Agege bread.

Sounds like the business model of Spirit Airlines.

joseph1832:
Kudos to him. If this was a country which functioning institutions, the guy would have been invited for questioning.

What exactly would he be questioned about?

Well, at least he is doing something "constructive" with his time.

Other than that...

don4ye:
Thank you ma.. I scrolled down and I got one.. Check d pic

Good you got a window seat, or you might have been subjected to the dreaded middle seat like I almost once was. Little story about that.

Got on a flight from Lagos to New York about 10 years ago. Once on, I found myself wedged in a middle seat between a pretty Asian girl and a morbidly obese dude.

People hadn't completely boarded, and Mr. Yokozuna over here already ordered about 3 drinks and some stuff.
But I was thinking, Miss pretty girl by my side would be great for this 12 hour haul.

After stuffing his face with food, Yokozuna puts on his headphones and spreads into a comfortable position. This clown had pretty much occupied about 20% of my general space/seat. Like that wasn't bad enough, he starts snoring almost instantly.

Quietly, I looked at him, looked at Miss pretty young thing, then looked frantically around the cabin like a desperate student trying to copy someone's work.
Boom! I spot an empty window seat on the far right.

I made up my mind. Miss Pretty lady over here isn't worth being crushed to death by Yoko.
I got up and walked to an attendant who had noticed the less than comfortable spot I was earlier.
I told him I was switching to the window seat over there, and he immediately laughed, knowing exactly why.

My newly adopted window seat had no one in the middle seat, so a much more comfortable flight.

Good luck with your trip, and welcome to the home of the brave.

DeeTus:
This thread runs very fast, like speed of light.

Similar to the speeds with which Nigerians leave Nigeria, before the embassies change their minds.

edorhe14:
Wow!!! He married at the age of 17
Thats the average secondary school granduant age.
This is awesome.
Totally inspirational story

31 - 12 = 19.

However, even that is up for debate.

deeoh:
why is every one going for A is it because of the way he was crying; that is not a valid criterion ooo!

Exactly!

danduj:
that is an old picture,his beards arr much more than that

That picture was taken within the last 2 days.

It is at Sao Cafe in Lagos, where DJ OBI is currently trying to break a Guinness world record for longest DJ set, by playing 10 days straight.

This is day 3.

Nice! Falz most definitely deserves it.

The more aggressive the EFCC is against office holders, the better for Nigeria.

Nice, but are those pot bellies in that picture?

nice

Looks like those pre-wedding photos you see on Facebook.

This pic is funny and creepy at the same damn time.

Frank Donga is one funny dude though.

Too bad for Silverbird. A percentage payment of the outstanding debt should get them back running.

baby124:
Senseless. It's better to charge low rates, because how will the railway be maintained and improved if you give free rides. Later they will be striking. Senseless things

It's just 2 weeks.

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