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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do Recruiters See Your Social Networks? by NaLaugh: 12:24pm On Nov 03, 2016

lebete3000:
If it's put on lock down then no one can see your posts, so what's d essence

By lock down I mean having your activities and posts restricted to your "friends," or whatever applies to that specific platform.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do Recruiters See Your Social Networks? by NaLaugh: 8:26am On Nov 03, 2016

lestat:
hmmmm this advise would have been usefuk to me when i startted my career over 9 years ago so no thanks . i state again this is Not Applicabke in Nigeria. i see alot of delusional posts here and that is one of them. let me round off by saying there is the way things shoukd be and ther is the way things are, you only neglect the way things are at your own peril. reality check dude . ps i am not based in Nigeria even though i am here currently so no thanks for waated time

When you started your career is irrelevant. Try going on a verbal tirade against your employer on your publicly accessible social media today, and see how that works out for you.

If you're self-employed, then you're fine.

However, you have failed to make a coherent case for your stand.

You say it is not applicable in Nigeria, but:
The business I referenced is based IN Nigeria, the employees referenced are based IN Nigeria.

So what exactly is your argument?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do Recruiters See Your Social Networks? by NaLaugh: 7:27am On Nov 03, 2016

lestat:
Not applicable here in Nigeria

I have a business in Nigeria, and have full time employees (some from Nairaland).

Everyone gets a social media "background check" they are unaware of.

While I don't live in Nigeria, the practice is here to stay (everywhere). So it is in your best interest (even in Nigeria) to keep your social media on lock down if there's any unflattering activities or reckless statements going on in it.

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Business › Re: Nigerians In Diaspora Remit N23.5tr To Economy In Five Years by NaLaugh: 7:23am On Nov 03, 2016

I think about 10% of that has come from me, the way I visit Western Union. cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Comedian Seyilaw Unites With Wife & Daughter Temiloluwa Chidera In The US. by NaLaugh: 6:05am On Nov 02, 2016

Congrats to the funny man.

Nairaland General › Re: Woman Spotted Backing Chicken Instead Of Baby In Public (photo) by NaLaugh: 8:15pm On Oct 30, 2016

Politics › Re: US Elections: Africans Chuckle At Ugly US Elections. Bbc Recognises Nairaland by NaLaugh: 6:24pm On Oct 30, 2016

Igwevalentine:
I was listening to the idiot on CNN when he said and i quote

"Michele Obama made a speech and everyone said its okay,but my wife made the same speech and the whole world said she plagiarized the speech"

Serious that man is something else

You do realize that was satire (at his own expense), right? He was reading a "joke speech."
Hillary also delivered her own jokes at the same event.

It appears Nigerians generally don't get satirical humor, along with sarcasm.

Here is the video of the Joke speech that line was gotten from. Including Hillary's jokes as well.
It was a charity event.

While I agree Trump is a dumbass, it's best to keep things in context when consuming news.

It's 9 days to election day, and honestly, I can't wait to cast my vote and get this toxic election season out the window.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX9pv5GFHXI

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Car Talk › Re: 7 Steps To Buy Your Car From USA And Ship To Nigeria Without Leaving Your Bed. by NaLaugh: 7:02am On Oct 29, 2016

Buying from car auctions is generally a major gamble.

Their vehicles generally have unflattering titles and backstories. With many being pulled out from Hurricane Sandy and such.

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Celebrities › Re: "Falz Is My Boyfriend": Simi Says As Falz Celebrate His Birthday (pics,vid) by NaLaugh: 6:54pm On Oct 27, 2016

Politics › Re: 22 Illegal Accounts Operated By NDDC by NaLaugh: 7:38am On Oct 27, 2016

Ghosts everywhere.

Travel › Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by NaLaugh: 7:17am On Oct 27, 2016

This is some hilarious shitt. cheesy

Why didn't he get enough "plantain leaf gas" before taking off? Not even enough to get him past the Nigerian border?

Politics › Re: Buhari Requests For N1trillion From NASS For Supplementary Budget(photos) by NaLaugh: 5:20pm On Oct 25, 2016

What would you do if the money gets approved, but then accidentally transferred to your bank account? cheesy

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Travel › Re: White Man's Tweet About Nigeria's Aviation Sector by NaLaugh: 11:21am On Oct 25, 2016

Not enough context.

Travel › Re: EU Set To Send Nigerian Migrants Home. by NaLaugh: 6:47pm On Oct 24, 2016

Too bad people resort to these terrible routes.

Celebrities › Re: Lydia Forson Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday Today (Photos) by NaLaugh: 4:22pm On Oct 24, 2016

She doesn't look terrible in that pink dress though.

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Politics › Re: New Photo Of Ibrahim Babangida (IBB) by NaLaugh: 2:26pm On Oct 24, 2016

wizzybro10:
....nd wat did u mean by dat?

I mean individuals like this should NOT be celebrated.

They did nothing but bring Nigeria to its knees.

Politics › Re: New Photo Of Ibrahim Babangida (IBB) by NaLaugh: 2:24pm On Oct 24, 2016

EWAagoyin:
what's the meaning of this I'm on Linda ikeji blog or nairaland

There's no difference these days.

Politics › Re: New Photo Of Ibrahim Babangida (IBB) by NaLaugh: 2:22pm On Oct 24, 2016

IamMissMarvel:
We ALWAYS celebrate mediocrity.

This is even worse.

It's like building a house and hanging up a grand portrait of a man who raped your mother.

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Politics › Re: New Photo Of Ibrahim Babangida (IBB) by NaLaugh: 2:19pm On Oct 24, 2016

When will Nigerians stop celebrating the sources of their problems?

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Celebrities › Re: Olamide Wins Afrimma Award (Photo) by NaLaugh: 10:28pm On Oct 22, 2016

Cool.

But he is damn near about to swallow that phone.

Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Wizkid In South Africa by NaLaugh: 10:58am On Oct 22, 2016

brunofarad:
Lucky boy

~~Lucky~~ Hardworking boy.

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Celebrities › Re: Inem Peter Flaunts Body In New Pics And Video by NaLaugh: 10:57am On Oct 22, 2016

Delicious22:
Oh my God!!!! And I've just wasted my jar of VASELINE on Serena Williams.

Any colleague with a vaseline to spare? I'll return it.

When you return it to your colleague, make sure you do so with interest.

Like an additional travel size jar to show appreciation. cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Maheeda And Robert Celebrate 13th Wedding Anniversary by NaLaugh: 10:51am On Oct 22, 2016

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Shakes A Man In Belgium & Gets Blasted On Facebook - Photos by NaLaugh: 11:38am On Oct 20, 2016

Ajibel:
Wtf is "shark hands"

One said "shecking of hands"

Those are the past tense and past participle of shake.

e.g

take took taken

shake shark sheck lipsrsealed

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Business › Re: IMF Affirms Nigeria As Africa’s Biggest Economy!!! by NaLaugh: 9:08am On Oct 19, 2016

Nigeria has been Africa's largest economy for a long time.
The fact the GDP re-calculation didn't happen for many years doesn't change everyday realities of people in Nigeria.

In other words, it's an empty trophy in the grand scheme of things.

Take a look at your Senator income to GDP ratio, to get an idea where the financial drain is.

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Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Meets Wyclef Jean In New York (Photo) by NaLaugh: 2:20pm On Oct 18, 2016

MARKone:
Same with me and Tupac Shakur, miss him too. I Told him to wait for me after that Tyson fight so that I can drop him off with my car, but he didn't lizen, he chose to go with Knights, and now he is dead

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump And The Hypocrisy And Shallowness Of Evangelical Christianity. by NaLaugh: 10:07am On Oct 18, 2016*

For those foaming at the mouth in support of Donald, ask yourselves this.

Can you walk around a Donald Trump rally by yourself without snide remarks directed at you?

A Trump rally crowd is a glimpse into what a Trump presidency brings to the fore.
It's virtually a time travel back to the Jim Crow era, and this is the potential future you advocate?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump And The Hypocrisy And Shallowness Of Evangelical Christianity. by NaLaugh: 9:44am On Oct 18, 2016

This general election, my polling place is literally 4 buildings away from mine.

On Nov. 8th, I'll be rolling out of bed and landing right on the polls.

The Donald sure isn't getting my vote.

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Sports › Re: Parade Truck Used By Enugu Rangers During NPFL Trophy Display by NaLaugh: 1:48pm On Oct 17, 2016

Hopefully, they got tetanus shots before getting on there.

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Funny But True Observations On Nairaland (with Pictures) by NaLaugh: 11:06pm On Oct 15, 2016

Politics › Re: Buhari's Kitchen Comment: Ben Murray-Bruce Reacts With Loved Up Photo With Wife by NaLaugh: 9:28pm On Oct 14, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Remembers His Late Dad After 7 Years by NaLaugh: 7:58pm On Oct 14, 2016

He gave us one of Africa's best comedians.

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