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As a woman, just be a little bit good-looking and a little bit smart; men would fall over themselves for you.

Would this boss be so eager to fly across continents to attend the wedding of a MALE employee. Dude obviously has a crush on the girl, hence the GRAND GESTURE.

It's an OBSESSION and it's NOT healthy.

3 of the GREATEST men in the world.

It's NONE of my business.

Big if true.

A great one from Otti.

Join be ready to DIE!

You want to become a cultist because you like their FAKE camaraderie and their "big boy lifestyle. No problem. Just be prepared to get BUTCHERED!

Cultism is for WEAK-MINDED fools who would rather be enslaved to a group than take control of their own lives.

It can cause a LOT of problems. For instance sore throat, catarrh and decrease in heart rate.

Plus, it slows digestion. That can result in constipation. Constipation can lead to hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

Consider a cold bath instead.

It's INSANE how poor people pump out kids like a politician pumps out lies.

You live in a room and parlour with 5 kids and one on the way. To what end?

Most children of poor parents would end up slaving to build more wealth for the children of the rich. That's why people like Elon Musk would keep complaining about declining birth rate and encouraging people to give birth.

Poor people should NOT give birth. Even though sex is the only pleasure they can afford. They should use birth controls.

Plus, it's more difficult to escape poverty when children are involved. Because children are crazy expensive.

Financial instruments and investments are so complicated that it's relatively easy to scam the uninitiated.

But the entire crypto industry makes it LAUGHABLY easy to scam a shiiiit ton of people at once.

It's complicated and messy with EXTREMELY lax regulations. Plus, the promise of wild returns drive an ENDLESS stream of people into the industry.

It's great to see this one get some nice jail time.

If a dirty Alhaji was shoving his NASTY balls deep inside your "reserved" bride-to-be that's not like other women, wouldn't you like your friend to tell you?

Would you prefer to discover it yourself on your wedding night when you see her vagina that looks like something that's been in a car wreck?

Tell him ONCE. If he doesn't believe you, move on. If he believes you, support him through the betrayal. Be there for him.

The whole post reads like something written by a creepy old guy.

In fact, it sounds like the old guy is pained that young girls rejected him in favour of escapades with their age mates.

All the 5 reasons given for not wanting to get married sounds valid to me.

ALSO, anybody who uses the phrase "a real man" is a manipulative piece of garbage.

Putin has no intention of winning the Ukraine War. Neither does he want another kind of conclusion to the war.

The goal is to drag it out and continue the war INDEFINITELY just to make sure NATO does not establish a base in Ukraine.

I like the swift response.

I realized there is an accessibility crisis in Nigeria the day I saw a hospital with stairs and NO ramp.

This particular brand of criminality is VERY common.

They buy empty bottles of recognized brands and fill them with nonsense water then charge the same price.

They are EVERYWHERE!

Glad NAFDAC is looking into fhem.

Next is to look into pure water. There are NAFDAC certified pure water factories that produce water that smells like a teenager that just discovered perfumes.

If an ordinary person made that statement, I'd have called them DUMB. But Allen is a successful entrepreneur so he's obviously NOT dumb.

He is just out of touch. Painfully so.

He said you could hire a maid, driver etc on a salary of #200K. That's a joke. And it's not even funny.

First of all, the quality of food in Nigeria is terrible. If you eat out, you are trusting God that you're not consuming poison.

Income comparison for someone on Allen's level would make a lot of sense. If he's worth just $500M, he has UNLIMITED power in Nigeria and access to all the goodies that first world countries can offer.

On the other hand, someone worth $850M in the US still hasa ceiling to how much power he can wield.

For the average Joe, it is ALWAYS a good idea to choose sane countries like UK over Nigeria.

Fuccccking INSANE!

5 PhDs! That's Dr raised to power 5!

Kidnappers in Abuja should focus on the fat politicians there and leave ordinary folks alone!

Hope the kids come back safe.

That is NOT the voice of a composed man. It is the voice of a DEFEATED man.

He caught his wife with a strange dick inside her and he's still BEGGING her for a divorce. Also, neither the wife nor her affair partner seemed particularly disturbed.

They acted like the man was just an annoying element that interrupted their sexy time.

Plus, the husband knew the wife was cheating already. It's NOT her first time.

Alcohol has NEVER been safe. It's a slow poison.

But I get what you mean. Nigerians have introduced their own nasty methods of producing alcoholic beverages.

Best thing in Nigeria now is to AVOID anything that comes in a package.

Osinbajo looks regal. He also seems genuinely happy.

A shame Tinubu and his cabals robbed Nigerians of such a fine leader.

Time to learn Russian.

No way these are NOT Boko Haram TERRORISTS! No way!

Nigerian Military tiptoe around in the North. They NEVER misbehave. Before they make a move, they must have seen these criminals shoot and kill people.

Then watch them shoot and kill people some more just for proof. Otherwise, Nigerian Military wouldn't have made a move.

What this news is saying is that the Nigerian Military have chosen to release 200 TERRORISTS into an already destabilized country.

Nigerians should get ready.

Also, it's strange this is coming after Gumi's meeting with them. Could they have negotiated a deal with the terrorists?

Nigerian Military only flex their muscles on unarmed villagers. It's a cult with government approval. Like all cult groups, it's filled with cowards
who are quick to gang up on a defenseless and outnumbered person.

Faced with armed opponents with equal or superior numbers, Nigeria Military will flee or get crushed.

More like a shame to women.

Bobrisky is better at being a woman than women.

True.

FRANCISTOWN:
What about the psychology effects it may have on the kids?

First of all, you are NOT obligated to care about the psychology of a bastard child the same way you are not particularly concerned about the psychological conditions of an Almajiri in the North.

Plus, kids are tough. They'll get over it. Even if they don't, it's none of your business.

Finally, the sheer amount of psychological trauma and mini anxiety attacks you'll go through every time you see a walking-talking proof your wife's ULTIMATE betrayal is enough reason to get them out of your sight.

It chases us all. And it'll ALWAYS catch up.

Case 1: KICK both of them out!

Case 2: Kick BOTH of them out!

Case 3: Kick both of THEM out!

Case 4: Kick both of them OUT!

A bastard child is evidence of 2 things:

1. You wife was fuuuccked RAW by another man. Worse thing is men who Bleep married women take it as a mission to wreck her pussy. Plus, the man laughed at you as he watched your "responsible housewife that is not like other women" on her knees sucking his diccck like she expects the Foutajn of Youth to erupt from within.

2. Your wife made lied to you and made you raise a bastard for SEVERAL years.

Another man poured the cum and you get stuck with paying for a naming ceremony, school fees and supporting a WHOOORE!

Paternity fraud is a multifaceted act of betrayal.

Just imagine!

Where I stay, a small spoon (a pinch, really) of rice is #300. For a filling meal, you'll need at least 3 spoons.

Say what you want about Nigerian girls but they are EXTREMELY brave.

For #15K, Nigerian girls would spend the night with a man they have NEVER seen before. In a hotel they've never been to before.

Someone killed a prominent, popular and EXTREMELY loved political activist in his country with no regard for both domestic and international outcry.

Yet you came shouting Allahu Akhbar and bombing his people. Best be prepared to beg to be thrown in a hell just for a moment of relief because Putin is not here to play.

Holy fuiuuck!

The kids look like teenagers. That means the man has been raising bastards for MORE than a decade.

Men, adopt SKEPTICISM as your default settings. Only kid that's yours is the one DNA test proves is yours.

Way to go!

You cannot be an advocate for terrorists and be allowed to live in pesce.

I hope the "invitation" is euphemism for INDEFINITE detention.