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God knows how many people he has robbed and raped.

Nice one from the security operatives.

9/10 hookup girls are single mothers. It doesn't matter how young they look, you'd still find out they have kids.

Just recently, I reached out to a petite.girl. By petite, I mean really small. This girl could not be taller than 5 feet but has a nice ass and moderate yansh.

I like to know a little about the holes I stick my schlong in. So I made my way to her TikTok page.

First thing i saw was a picture of a 9-year old boy with a caption that read "my heart". I was shocked. The boy was almost as tall as the hookup girl.

I was shocked! But not as shocked I was when I saw the next video. It was a video of her, the 9-year old boy and another 4-year old boy.

The petite girl had pumped out not 1 but 2 kids.

Yet this girl is hawking her condemned vagina for hookup.

I just moved on. I cannot tolerate hookup girls with vaginas that have been mangled by childbirth.

But it gets worse because that is not the only case. Majority of the girls I look into for hookup are single mothers. It's like a rite of passage for them. Give biryh and do hookup.

Any husband that tells you they eant to do a DNA test in the first place deserves to raise bastards.

The only time your wife should know you did a DNA test is when she brings a bastard for you to raise as yours.

Plus, any lady who has a problem with DNA test is free to fuuucck off. DNA results is like a certificate of fidelity. You don't get angry or offended with evidence that you've been faithful.

Only whooores make statements like this. And it's because they are scared.

No DNA, NO Naming Ceremony!

Unless your bride is a virgin, chances are high you'll raise bastards. First 3 years after marriage, your wife's immediate ex still has MORE control over her vagina than you do.

Even if you marry a virgin, there is no guarantee she will not meet her "soulmate" after getting married to you.

Women marry who is ready. But Bleep whoever they like. Both men are RARELY the same person. As a result we read about brides who had lavish weddings and still book hotel rooms to get rammed in.

Best thing for men is to treat DNA tests like vaccinations, just another box to tick.

Some of you are talking about pushing and pushing like you have no regard for your life. Straining in the toilet can cause a lot of problems including hemorrhoids and anal fissure.

It's great that you escaped with your yansh intact. Now you, and the guy with sugarcane shit, need to make the following lifestyle changes:

1. Drink a LOT of water. No matter how much you drink CURRENTLY, drink more! Stay hydrated ALWAYS. Don't go anywhere without a bottle of water.

2. Eat a LOT of fiber. Green vegetables like Ugwu and fruits like apple, banana and watermelon should be your main diet.

3. AVOID bread. Eating most bread in Nigeria is begging for constipation.

4. Reduce rice.

5. Stop drinking alcohol. Alcohol dehydrates and ends up sucking up the moisture that should have heen used as a lubricant for your stool.

6. Don't strain in the toilet.

Olamide is a SMART man.

Imagine rejecting #2M you did NOT work for just because you think you deserve more mony from someone else's sweat.

I bet she's biting her nails in regret because her current bf won't even send her #2k.

Most gorgeous in Nigeria?

Lol, I've seen hawkers that are more fetching than this girl.

You could also let her give birth to your cchild before marriage.

Of course not. He has been breaking fast with Anambra Muslims since the time he was governor.

Anyone that refuses to have kids is a GOAT in my book.

No point forcing the struggles and travails of life upon another innocent soul.

Good one!

The lowest amount proposed by Labour is #447K. The highest amount proposed by the Governors is #45K.

Tinubu may or may not announce the new minimum wage in May.

Either way, Nigerian workers still have an uphill battle before them.

This is normal in every PUBLIC secondary school.

Hope Portable decodes the message: Destiny Amaka is available for hookup.

"But when a man at 53 has not had the discipline to take a wife and manage a home successfully, which is one of the core tests of manhood and maturity, his intentions and credentials to become a governor are suspect."

Akpata is a former PRESIDENT of the Nigerian Bar Association. In fact, he achieved that feat without being a SAN. The first person to do that in the past 28 years of the NBA history.

One could argue that he reached the peak of his chosen career.

YET some random guy on the Internet is questioning his "manhood and maturity" because he's currently unmarried.

Yesterday, we saw a teenage boy preparing to get married to his teenage bride. OP would have us believe the boy has more "manhood and maturity" than Olumide Akpata.

Only DUMB people with ZERO vision and ambition view marriage as an achievement that proves "manhood and maturity".

People who gamble don't understand simple probability. Or they do and OVERESTIMATE their luck.

In a given betting scenario, let's say you bet on one outcome while there are OVER 6 or more outcomes. You will have only ONE chance to win and 5 or MORE chances to lose.

Betting is begging to LOSE money.

Some people will tell you to bet only what you can afford to lose. But I'll tell you NOT to bet in the first place.

Plus even when you win, you still lose.

Great one!

Kill every terrorist!

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Although Nigeria is RIDDLED with problems, it's still an insult for a small fry like Ghana to consider themselves our "rival".

All crypto companies have a DARKER side to them. I'm starting to think it comes with the territory.

Few of them can stand up to a close scrutiny. The moment standardized regulations are implemented for the crypto market, a lot of them would crumble.

Lots of them are run by criminals or cater to criminals. First, it was FTX who embezzled people's money. Then Binance was fined OVER $4B for money laundering. Now rather than comply with simple government policies, OKX chose to withdraw from India.

If you make money and your processes are above board, why would you RUN from government scrutiny?

Oh dear.

"Ngelale said the plan has culminated in the approval of over N75 billion to be disbursed to 75 large-scale manufacturers across all states of the federation."

It's either Tinubu and his advisors are DUMBER than I thought OR this is a payout to his fellow criminals.

Either way, it's RIDICULOUS!

Large-scale companies DO NOT need palliatives. That's like digging a borehole for the purpose of pumping water into the ocean.

It's the height of DUMBNESS!

A simple TAX HOLIDAY is a sufficient incentive. We should not be pumping scarce resources into giant companies.

Another scam.

The Trump Media and Technology Group has only 3 products: Truth Social, TMTG+ and TMTG News.

Truth Social had just 2M users. Has a net loss of $31.5M and NOBODY has heard of the other two products.

Plus, a quick look at the TMTG website shows it's not been updated in 2024. Yet somehow, it's being evaluated as worth billions. Or it's the other company that's responsible for the value. In which case someone is just taking a long route to dashing Trump money.

Seized #250M worth of goods and NOT a single picture of either the goods or the criminals.

Nigerian agencies are SHADIER than VeryDarkMan's shadow.

Someone will drink those products on Saturday.

"You will deal with blatant racism, prejudice, bigotry, taxes, crazy exorbitant lawyer fees, non friendly neighbors, non friendly co-workers,police harassment, abuse/favoritism at work, suspicious looks, children exposed to all these and more, 54 Genders"

The only thing that annoys me more than seeing stupid people spew DUMBNESS on the Internet is not being able to NACK them 2 by 2.

Racism: Go and attempt to get a job in Enugu as a Yoruba man or in Ekiti as an Igbo man. You will understand life. Racists have the excuse of differences in skin colour. A tribalist's only excuse is STUPIDITY!

Crazy exhorbitant lawyer fees: Because they have a legal system that works. If a lawyer works hard and uncovers facts that can help you sue the BIGGEST company in the country and win, they deserve those fees.

For context, someone sued Donald Trump, a billionaire and former PRESIDENT of the US, and WON. She won to the tune of $83M.

Meanwhile in Nigeria, we have not heard ANYTHING about the rapist COZA pastor.

Police harassment: Laughs in Lekki Toll gate. Nigerian Police are like criminals. But WORSE because they are government-sanctioned.

Abuse/Favouritism at work: The governor of CBN has a degree in Public Administration. He's SOOO qualified!

Confine your NONSENSE talks to a beer parlour.

A waste of time and money.

Companies like Apple, Amazon, Google and Meta are immune to pesky things like lawsuits. Even from an entity as powerful as the US government.

First of all, they have an army of HIGHLY COMPETENT attorneys who live for legal warfare. They are paid FAT cheques to take the law and flog lawmakers with it.

Apart from their legal teams, Apple has a HORDE of customers whose devotion to them can be likened to that of religious extremist.

People sleep OUTSIDE in American weather just for a chance to get Apple's latest gadgets.

Plus, the people who have shares in Apple are movers and shakers of the US economy. They are not to be bleeped with.

For instance, companies like Berkshire Hathaway owns APPLE shares worth about $161B. For context, all the dollars in the Nigerian Foreign Reserves is just $34B. Despite the INSANE padding, Nigeria National Budget is about $19.6B.

BH has $161B in Apple.
BH has an ENORMOUS power in the US stock market.
And it's not even the only one.

This entire lawsuit is a joke.

The day I realized that some companies are bigger than the US company is the day I watched Mark Zuckerberg's testimony before the US Congress.

Mark REFUSED to answer any question straight.

If they ask "What is A?", Mark will reply with "I think Jerry from Tom and Jerry is gay".

All attempts to force him to give a straight answer were met with a variation of "go fuuuck yourself".

Now consider the fact that Apple is 200% BIGGER than Meta and you'll begin to understand why this lawsuits is just bored politicians looking for some short-lived excitement.

Use the BBA method:

1. BUDGET:

A shiiit-ton of people in Nigeria don't have budgets. Money comes and they spend and spend and spend. That is bad.

Draw up a budget and stick to it. Have a defined budget for food, NEPA bill, transport fare or petrol, etc.

Someone may argue that the money is NOT enough to consider budgeting. To that, I say RUBBISH!

If the money is not enough in the first place, then you have NOTHING to lose by budgeting. When you operate with a budget, you avoid OVERSPENDING on a particular area while neglecting other important areas.

A budget can help you spread your funds more evenly so that every Naira is pulling its own weight.

2. BULK PURCHASES:

Buy everything in bulk!

By everything, I mean EVERYTHING!

You want to buy food, buy it in bulk.
You want to buy pure water, buy it in bulk directly from the FACTORY TRUCKS.
Your seasoning like Maggi should be purchased in bulk.

If you have kids in secondary school, but a carton of pen and keep in your house. Same for snacks like biscuits.

By buying things in bulk, 2 things happen:

1. You will have enough volume to patronize wholesalers. That means you don't have to deal with the INSANE mark-ups that retailers add to the deal.

2. You postpone the need to deal with constant price hikes. Prices of goods, especially foodstuff, change frequently. But when you buy in bulk, you don't have to deal with that immediately.

Buy in bulk, save a bunch.

AVOID NIGERIAN GIRLS:

Nigerian girls are financial black holes. They are out to suck you dry.

If you have any kind of relationship with a Nigerian girl, you will be responsible for gifts, wigs, creams and ice creams. Not to mention food, clothes and "chill".

If you don't want your money to vanish like a person who owes you money, AVOID NIGERIAN GIRLS!

It's NOT greed. It's commonsense.

If your father was a USD billionaire, your life would be softer than it currently is.

However, it's best NOT to dwell on something you cannot change.

Left now is for you to work as hard and as smart as you can to make sure your kids DON'T feel what you're currently feeling.

Americans are not big on soccer but they go crazy for their own "football".

Any serious footballer who makes it to their league will dominate.

A player of Oshoala's calibre is basically a god in that league.

Nothing new here.

Most other races feel the same way about black people. That's why it was so easy for white people to stick Africans in a zoo like animals.

Maternal instincts! Maternal instincts!!

Yet we've read about SEVERAL cases of abandoned newborns just this month alone.

SHOCKED!