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Good evening everyone.

Conwarden:
Pissed only

My friend, run am street.

If he is on rent, why has his house not been mysteriously burgled and everything within destroyed

If he is a houseowner, why has his place not mysteriously caught fire overnight

If he has a car, why has it not mysteriously burnt down overnight

If employed, why has his employer not heard about this

If a biz owner, why has the premises not been burgled mysteriously

While cooling in police detention, why no arrangement with his cell mates to panel beat him on a daily


Hope you know he will likely get bail. What physical arrangements are you making for him

Oga, when you finish pissing, try zip up . . . enter street . . . and do the needful.



Meanwhile . . .





Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

One crate of Heineken for you. Mortuary standard!
Somebody rape my sister? Except I no know. Omo guy, the person must chop breakfast, dinner and lunch and even night food sef.

U must collect. I don't care how many months It takes

workchopNG:
You left the number 1 which lecturing. I saw shege while working as a contract lecturer in a Polytechnic and a University.

I saw terrible totorriri things

Abeg give me info

Kollins11:
Yes nah!

Na men dey run am.

The word bitches sounds derogatory, can you change it?

Nice cooking though. When I was a bachelor, I cooked 80% of the meal I ate

Quite sad how the misfits, thugs and dregs of society end up ruling the educated class.
Nigeria is truly a theatre of absurdity.

I pity folks like the one above me who sell their conscience and future for a measly, lousy coins of disgrace

RepairZone:
Replace the spark plug

It's a brand new gen. Have not even worked for 3 hours. I will top the oil like was suggested by a chairman here and see how it goes

Thank you for your suggestions. Gracias

Congratulations

E be like say mods no get story again

Good afternoon Engineers and enthusiasts in the building.
I bought two small generatorrs. The first one is the thermocool junior gen( 1.2kva or so) to relieve my big gen at home and also in consideration of fuel and rising expenses. This is one is working fine with no hitch.
I also bought a small lutian generator ( 1.2kva). For offlce assist. The first time I put it on, it worked for about an hour and half and went off. The next time it worked for around 30 minutes and went off
Pls what could be wrong
The oil gauge is at the middle level of the dipstick ( I checked now), could that be the problem?
Pls come to my aid

PresEmeka:
So the gen should be serviced every 3 days for someone like me that clocks 50hrs in about 3-4 days

Yes

Exmilitant:
both are always in motion don't you think

No. Have you sat on the plush, luxurious leather seat of a premium BMW? Have you experienced the ambience and coziness?
Then try crying on top a bicycle.

My guy leave talk. If them say make you choose prison, you go chose Nigerian jail abi? No need even Arguing

Exmilitant:
Imprisonment is imprisonment, whether in Buckingham palace or in a Cameroonian dungeon.

Nothing beats liberty. The ability to call up your Friends, family members and neighbors.
The ability to go where you want to, visit whoever you want to and bang whatever girl you fancy.
No prison however beautifully furnished beats that freedom.

It's better to cry inside a BMW than to cry atop a bicycle

Totilopussylick:
They won't hold meeting when humans are killed in the state.

But when "cows" dies, they call for urgent meeting .

I seriously wonder how I'm in the same country with this babarians

datigboguy:
Don't mind the OP.. From the picture you should know that is a major hit.. Lagos state staff bus Using BRT lane hit d car because the car was inside the BRT lane.. Those BRT drivers don't have chills. I was behind them when it happened.. I never knew it will reach nairaland.com front page..

Hahahaha! Small world. Op come and hold Lagos state government o.

Thanks for the clarification. I don't leave in Lagos so I don't really know much about the lanes.
I just asked the first pertinent question.

Serial48:
Completely broken\ shattered. But the bulb dey there

Did you park inside or outside the banking premises? Let's begin from there

Quest7777:
So much wahala on this Tinubu's head. The bat is just too controversial to be the exalted President of FRN. Poor Health status, bullion van saga, questionable age & education status, Agbero character, drugs dealings, End SARS saga, Na-my-turn desperation, Muslim-Muslim ticket... the controversies are just endless.
If not that his conscience has been blinded by Na-My-Turn desperation, he should have been apologising to Nigerians for foisting the disaster Buhari on us. Then he would have remained at the background & supported Osinbajo who is a more credible candidate.
Also...

The type of greed shown by this man is exemplary. It should be studied.
Every right thinking person expected him to project Osibanjo but greed won't let him

Factcheck0001:
peter obi is an Igbo n catholic project
Deal with that

Are you telling me everybody supporting him is Igbo? It is a pity when people think like this

udoji2021:
You igbos are taking this personal which is not cool. i'm supporting tinubu but no one is paying me. i will also withdraw my support for him if he choose a muslim running mate and consider peter obi but you people are making this looks like peter obi will be the president for your tribe only. am not attacking you o, just an advice

Why do you think everyone supporting Obi Peter is an Igbo person? What kind of foolishness is this? Come down south and see people from all work of life and tribes supporting him. It has nothing to do with being Igbo. Stop this foolishness pls

Thinkam:
Nothing on earth can stop Atiku or Tinubu from being president in 2023.

Not even Allah or Mohammed
Or Jesus or the Christian God.

If Buhari can be elected twice why not atiku or Tinubu.


Get used to it, this is the Nigeria of our reality

You speak of what you don't know.

Don't be so certain

God, Jehovah almighty can do what is not expected.

Don't bother arguing with me. You have your position and I have mine. Let's stick to it

immortalcrown:
Focus on the things that matter most.

Was his passport legally obtained?

Was he told the actual reason for his journey to UK?

Are you sure the boy read the letter before Ekweremmadu submitted the letter? It is possible the boy was just informed that a letter was sent in support of his visa application. It is also possible the boy knew he the plan before leaving Nigeria. These confirmations are more important than confirming the boy's age because the allegations of illegal passport and deceiving someone for organ harvest are not judged based on the age of the alleged victim. Proving the boy is an adult does not mean there are no other allegations against Ekweremmadu in the case. So, why are people focusing on the boy's age as if the age is the only alleged offense?


See me see wahala. I just asked questions and sentimentalists are quoting me wrongly. They are quoting me as if asking questions is the same as making a claim. I just asked questions based on the allegations in the trending news. I never said the allegations are true or false.
You have not answered any of my questions. The same way he made a call and got a kidney donor in a questionable manner.

I have no interest in the matter. And I never said the boy's age does not matter. What I said is the boy's age is not the most important thing here. Someone as learned and as famous as Ekweremmadu allegedly obtained an illegal passport and took a boy to UK for organ donation without telling the boy the reason for the travel. How is the boy's age the major problem here? An adult can be deceived. A minor can be deceived. This is why the boy's age is not the major problem. If Ekweremmadu legally obtained a passport for the boy and told the boy why they were traveling, then age is the major problem here. But if Ekweremmadu did otherwise, proving that the boy is an adult cannot mean Ekweremmadu is innocent.

I'm not holding brief for The senator but how did you know he obtained an illegal passport? Are passports so difficult to obtain in Nigeria now? I got mine in two weeks and I'm no senator.
Secondly, why are you certain the boy wasn't informed? Why are there no hues and cries from family members?
Don't state things as if they are facts

KingOfTheDamned:
Are you serious? Oh wow that's good

Very serious bro. You must be a liberal minded person to be date a hiv positive.i can too

KingOfTheDamned:
I suspect it's now aids too , seems she wasn't taking her ARVs . This means if it's adis she will die soon unfortunately.

How stupid some people are just amazed me. I have dated two hiv positive ladies I met who opened up... They are the best women to date because they are sexually disciplined and faithful. And as long as you the negative gubstay on PEPs you are safe ..

Full blown AIDS doesn't always mean death. Some persons can recover from it. Ask experts in the field

Nyamiri:
She has full blown AIDS, that's a death sentence.

Go and educate yourself. She can be nursed back to health. Probably. Full blown AIDS doesn't always end in death

ChybuzzDD:
Bros, not when one contracted it since 2011 and still hasn't visited a hospital in 2022(11yrs after)!

We're already dealing with AIDS here.

HIV is not a death sentence, but AIDS really is. There's no place for motivational talks here.

There are chances she can be nursed back to health. It's possible.


Op, take her immediately to govt hospital let them place her on anti- retrovirals.. she will come out by God's grace.
Love her and treat her right.

You can't get the infection from touching, hugging or even shaking hands.
Like richy4 said, go online and do research.

Toks2008:
You can ask any questions here so people can learn

I understand your directive bro but my inquiry may include revealing some details about me which I wouldn't want to do on a public forum even if it is a faceless one.
I wish you could understand

jeeqaa7:
I saw my ancestors wen e shock me..

They told me to go back ...
Sey no be ring boiler go kill me ...

Lol

Toks2008:
Hi Everyone,

I am here to tell you in a nut shell the simple truth about forex trading.

It is real and very very profitable and also very very very v, e, r, r, y risky. Go ask buffet(Richest man in the world)

Forex trading is not different from what we see in the bereau de change where they buy dollars to sell pounds or sell eur to bur pound or dollars but in the case of automated forex trading, we see these trades take place in mutes or hours and even days and months depending on the way you want to trade.

But because we can;t trade on our own, that is where we need a broker to trade on their platform and they charge their own commision per each trade you execute.

Note these points:

1. If you don't have a good source of money inflow, you cannot trade forex
2. If you hate reading and constant self improvement, forex is not for you.
3. If you are greedy, simple forget about forex trading.

I can continue to list many factors that affect forex trading business in Nigeria and the number factor is that many people trading forex in Nigeria are poor or jobless and this is not good for forex trading because if you are not careful, you may lose so much that you may need to fund your account to continue traing and that is where the other financial source comes in.

But this is no big deal because you are supposed to demo trade for as long as you are sure you can trade real money so no fear. For your information, i have been demo trading for close to three months and i am still demo trading but i am now experienced enough to trade real money so i just funded my account with just $150 and by september i will put in 1000usd.

Now enough of all these ecclesiastical mumbo jumbo and lets get down to the basis.

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Follow these steps to get started.

1. Get a desktop or laptop computer with good speed and processor with internet connection. Use a good dial up for a start.
2. Go to babypips.com and read the online forex for beginners book (This is the best e-book for forex newbies)
3. Go to google and write the phrase (Downloading interbank platform for forex demo trading) Note that you can use any platform later when ready for real trading and you can continue with interbank. So familarise yourself with trading with platforms which is a practical approach rather than giving yourself headache raeding your life out. Simply read the manual about the platform which you can get from the help section on the platform.
4. Please read extensively on money management as this is the area many people fail in forex. And read extensively about resistance and support level as well as trend lines as these areas are the focal points of making money in forex.

With babypips.com and a demo account for you to practise with, forex will make more sence to you and you can hope for that financial freedom you have always dreamt about.

Trading forex is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Depending on your start up cap1tal and lot size you can make 100usd, 1000usd, 10000usd, 100000usd, 1000000usd or more in just one day and you can also lose same.

Now let me show you why many people lose money so swiftly in forex and they come out saying forex trading is a scam.

Look at this two traders, one is disciplined and the other is very greedy.

I will be using some terms but you will understand them as you read your babypips beginners education.

DISCIPLINED TRADER

Opens a live trading account with lets say $1000 and on a daily basis, he makes only 7 trade. On the average, he wins 4 trades and loses 3 on a daily basis.
lets say he buys GBP/USD and he trades 0.1 lot, he stop his losses at 30pips($30) and he takes his profit at 80pips($80) and at the end of the day lets say he was able to make just 7 trades and he lost 3 and won 4, this means a loss of $90 an a win of $320 making $230 PROFIT for that day.

INDISCIPLINED TRADER

Opens a live trading account with lets say $1000 and on a daily basis, he makes only 7 tradeS. On the average, he wins 4 trades and loses 3 on a daily basis.
lets say he buys GBP/USD and he trades 1 lot, he stop his losses at 30pips($300) and he takes his profit at 80pips($800) and at the end of the day lets say he was able to make just 7 trades and he lost 3 and won 4, this means a loss of $900 an a win of $2400 making $2300 for that day.

I can hear you say so what the heck, he still made $2300 at the end of the day but have you asked your self what would have happened if he lost in the first two trades, that means he will not have enough money to trade profitably as he will be left with $400 and this will be two little to trade a good margin.

So you can see how easy it is for a greedy man to lose all his money trading forex and that is the story of many Nigerians in particular, they want to trade bigger lot with smaller amount thereby losing all their money but why can;t they be ok with at least 200usd or even 100usd profit daily and build their trading capital to the level where they can conviniently trade bugger lots.

And for those who are really interested and are only hoping to get even a computer system, we are designing a program that will put you on your road to forex trading in a matter of months.

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Thanks

Brilliant explanation. Thank you. Can I reach you privately?

bigpicture001:
Try grow sense...no kind of excuse should b the reason a public servant would insult an aplicant like that....soludo the failure has started so badly..that woman shld be sacked or suspended......

Do u know no single teacher in DAT state would be encouraged to ever confront her in issues bodering in school...

Sh had a choice to reject appointment nd ride in Ego..but no, sh want to b public figure nd go through the crowd without her clothes being touched by the multitude...

Nonsense!

If na me be soludo. Sack awaits here

Deborah98:
It's well... I don't know if I'm alone in this but I feel touched whenever I see guys like this helpless. Who knows the many mouths he has to feed,God please keep providing for your people. It's not easy out there. Sometimes I'll call my parents and start crying that they didn't teach me this adulthood thing very well lol whenever I mention I'm coming back home my mom will remember nothing is at home so she will keep me outside. I know it's all training but let's be more humane now that the world is really fighting everyone.

I'm touched by your empathy. You must have a very good spirit.

That lady is cruel

osazsky:
potential victim..it is well

Lol. Can never happen. When I'm ready, I know where to go. I will learn and trade myself.

elimsun:
Good day great people of nairaland. I'll make this as short as possible and forgive my typo errors.
I've been working in this construction firm for the past five years together with taking care of my family and my girlfriend who has been in school but due to ASUU strike, now at home.
I'm usually busy and spend less time at home except on weekends - Sundays.
Recently, my girlfriend has been talking me into changing the nature of my work to another job that will afford me the opportunity to give more time to my family and her. I insisted that I'll need more time to be able to find another job but she will not have it that way.
Seems to spoke to my mother about it and it's now hell in the home with my mother threatening she will kill herself if I don't quit the job. This job is something I have used in completing my house and paying the fees of my girlfriend.
Lest I forget, I got the hint that my manager is considering me for a promotion and my quitting the job might just spell doom on me!

I'll appreciate all your suggestions, advice and criticism. I'm really in a fix!

If you quit that job make thunder faya you! I mean am.
Quit and watch how these same people will turn around and mock you indirectly.

The only person that can give me this kind of advice and I will listen is my father. Sadly, he is no more.

What of people wey dey work offshore nko. Their families don die?

Rubbish. Girlfriend wey go dump tour ar*se once you go broke

Starhearts:
Go use d 70k to start arizona or loud buzz.
Or use d money to start forex trading buzz
I no go say more dan dat
U will thank me lata

Can one start Forex with that amount