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gloryhomemaker:
Na dem dey chow all my cooking.

Congratulations. God bless your home as you make conscious sacrifice to Keep the ship sailing.

If na me you dey cook all these food for, I for don burst.

Beautiful family

Awesometouch1:
Why is it looking so Arabian?

I hate to think of that.

I noticed that too. This people trying to islamize everything.
Before now, it Was a subtle change but they ain't hiding it anymore.
The Arabic inscription on the Naira note.

The NTA news jingle.

Ministerial position

It's well. Better job will come.
In life, people talk. Even Jesus Christ was talked evil of. I don't give a damn what people say about me

Chemical engineer? Go get a small hustle going on

Happy father's Day to me.


To all the real, responsible and hard working dad's, y'all remain blessed!

Let me celebrate my pops

The best father any man would ever wished for!

Taught me my love for knowledge, good music and how to be a gentleman.
He was a quintessential gentle man and I adore him so much.
Rest on pops! Love you always

MikeWise:
40k

Reach me on WhatsApp

SARSCoV2:
Same Okowa.

Mod’s should please move this thread to jokes section.

Okowa that is just a sitting furniture in government house.

Even Deltans know that their state does not have a governor

God bless you. Okowa is a failure! He is a bigggggg failure. I live in the said Delta State.

nairavsdollars:
Orji Kalu an old man said he is ready to be sweeping the Villa every morning if Lawan is elected president.
Ewu Fulani

He actually said this? Ha this man has lost it

Bomboiy:
While Tinubu is going to meet one politician or the other,Obi making moves to learn what it takes to develop a country. Tomorrow some Nigerians will vote Tinubu ahead of Obi,suffer no dey tire una? we must vote the better man not the better politician.

I just tire for some people. If no be say the thing join dey affect me, I for pray make buhari just continue to dey rule them.

sojisenai:
Pictures like this reminds me of my darling wife Yetunde... Sometimes I wonder if her main purpose in life is to spoil and overfeed me with different types of food, I can't even pronounce some of the names she calls them. Yetunde, if you day read this, no be cause of food alone ooo...but if I come back again, na your address I go hold for hand enter this life.

For the best caregiving service in Lagos, check my signature.

Wow. What are beautiful wife and an appreciative husband! Pls cherish her and make her know you do.


On the flip side, na this food I press this past weekend. I no dey play with the stockfish. It must be the fleshy type not all those bones and head. I no dey look back whenever I dey spend for this soup


I miss ukazi soup too. Being over 15 years since I last tasted that soup
Channah and glorymaker wetin Una think of ukazi?
Pocohanta and mariangeles how Una see am?

Don't bother going into what you don't understand. I know folks who jumped in on the programming bandwagon. They almost ran nut.

That's all I can say for now
Brb

Ok
She can make her own man with clay. It's abundant

NoQualmz:
Goliath,
If u can’t decode simple *just hold small change*,then this thread ain’t for you.

Pls disappear from hia fast.


Ooops;Lest I forget, there’s a thread for freshers, course 101 on cultism. Go look it up. I think that thread was narrated from a 1st p.o.v for more insight.

You make me laugh seriously. You assume the world revolves around your frat?

Well no need engaging you anymore. Have a nice day young man

NoQualmz:
*sighs*

The way u ask Q here,I fear u may join one soon because u seem too slow.

If u were my son,I would have lashed u 24 on ur butt rn.

*Just hold small change*

I'm very sure if you see me physically, you won't mutter that shit

You probably lack comprehension skills.

No need responding to you as this will suffice.

NoQualmz:
So whenever u stepping out of ur pen u don’t hold small change for exigencies or lollipop?

I do for exigencies but I want to know how it relates to frat

TheSourcerer:
Thank you , well for me I actually liked the idea of cultism when I was a child , movies like isakaba , koto orun , diamond ring made me feel ,this was the one ......... But nah its all crystal clear now how the world works , so how's your Sunday going so far buddy?

Pretty well. I'm glad you had a change of heart

NoQualmz:
In addition,to d sourcerer

U could wear same pair of material trousers for days matched with a washed out long sleeve shirt...or any polo with uneven neck lines due to over-washing. Then u find one pink slippon for ur feet.

Simple,no over the top get up and some dramatic dressings. Otherwise,u become too too conspicuous.

Being too lousyXxx
Sometimes look hungry and angry

Still hold small change

Small change for what.

I remembered when I was in school in 2000. I bought one yellow polo and wore it so much cos it didn't really need to much maintenance. Some gruffy guys kept giving me this look. A couple of them tried reaching out discreetly but I no code

Took my roomie and best friend that year who told me yellow belongs to one cult group. I just dump shirt when we finally went on vacation.
I never really liked the idea of cultism from childhood.
My friend eventually got me into trouble one time.
Thesourcerer. Nice revelations

TOPCRUISE:
They think this is Sokoto.

Life imprisonment on this is Rubbish. Guillotined should be exacted on this.

If you think those guys will be killed or given life imprisonment, then I'm sorry for you.

Gadaluck:
These Islamists think they can just kill and maim defenceless people for the sake of religion just like that? Anyways I trust my eastern brothers. Dem never born Islamists well to try that nonsense anywhere in Igbo land...

Aswear! The east is the only zone ready to battle these demons to a stand still.
A war is coming and Nigerians are sleeping

DominusPrime:
OP this isn't a redpiller issue but most men need to experience ladies like these so they learn and become something of the redpillers that these guys talk about here. She's going through the 'hoe' phase and there isn't really much you can do. You seem like the soft one, the one who will do the begging, the one who will find out she's taking another di.ck and still talk to her to change her ways. Sadly you are hooked already and you will keep begging no matter the rubbish she shows you. But be grateful to her cos she's going to teach you good lessons you need to learn about women and why you must learn to place yourself above first before her.

This might help...another man is doing little or nothing to spread her legs while you are begging and crying and having sleepless nights. The earlier you get over it the better. I've gone through this before. Many years back and that made me realise that women prefer this redpillers to SIMPs like you...

While I'm not an extremist like the redpillers here i tend to identify the good girls and treat them nice. But you see the ones who are like your former gf? You get them and just f.uck them till they move on to the next dick. It's just a phase for them. Unfortunately you are with her at this time and you will suffer for it.

If you've had this experience before you'd know exactly how to handle it. Trust me the next one you'll come across you'll realise that you should just service that womanliness till the next one takes over.

My thoughts exactly!
One cold odeku for you

Too bad.

My heart goes to his family. Rip

Truth is coming out finally

siofra:
I don't want to see "SIMP" On this thread

Any man who loves his wife or gf will not have a problem doing this.

Not a problem but I may not have the time to go and do all that printing.
If you do am come, I go wear

I think I will go with nnamdiosu position. No one should judge you but you should consider the end of all things before deciding your choice.

Dalil8:
Russia has just as many guns as the U.S. Can you count the numbers of AK's worldwide? I bet not.

Think about the armies, militia groups, terrorist groups and criminals worldwide in possession of the AK. Then you might begin to wonder about the ones already in Russia's possession .

More than 100 countries have AK's as their standard issued army rifle.

Not held by every tom, dick and Harry. In Russia the gun is held by the state mostly, in America, the citizens have dozens of assault rifles.

Anyone planning on invading the U.S should always remember that

Kokadomfreedom:
I remember my service year date back to 2015. It was an eye opener. Very sweet experience in Akwa ibom everything there is just too beautiful from there foods/soups and women

Tell me about their women

Ilaumoh:
kindly come and visit Akwa ibom ..

I'm looking for a reason to visit.

This is so beautiful!
Just on Monday, I was telling a pharmacy student who hails from akwa ibom that I will love to visit her hometown.

Dawn91:
Who pushed this nonsense to front page .come on lads for once let us have sense. That is how one was on the other page saying this gentleman hates Yoruba? How?

This is one detribalised individual. I am even more tribalistic than him cause I am from Edo state but I don't like Yoruba, Delta , Bayelsa and Rivers people at all. Come on let's do things with sense pls .

Forget tribe this man will give us back a good economy. Naira would probably rise to N150 to $1.
Jobs would finally be available, Finally NLC might outlaw contract staffing, customers will secure our poruus borders , a proper census would be carried out , all the sea ports would become active and dredging done where necessary. He would probably have the balls to scrap NNPC and create state police . Tribe aside we need this man in Aso rock or Nigeria might crash financially and security wise I'm the next 4 years

Nigerians are the architect of their own problems.

This is the only semblance of sanity and progress in the bleak horizon but they would rather vote crooks and thieves

Joezinho:
Annie don start again? You married a man with kids from different mothers, what were you expecting... None of them would want to seek his attention?

I like Tuface alot.. If you master the act of not letting the behaviors of women weigh you down even for an hour, you have mastered the process of long life ..

Words on marble.

Barrister026:
It's so annoying children of nowadays think because they got baby mamas up and down they got no respect for their elders, infact once they notice you haven't had a child yet no matter how old you are, they start looking at you like their age mates or even older than.

My kid bro who I single handedly passed down wears to back then has the audacity to talk to me anyhow just because he is a father of a 5 year old boy and another one is on the way. Well that's how he's been reason he toke a lot of beatings from me back in the days...

The recent happenings happened this morning after so many years, I came home for a very close relative's burial same with our eldest bro whose in his mid 30s. Discussion we were having, one thing led to another... this kid bro of mine flared up shouting at the top of his voice to my elder bro...mom telling him to shut up he's still talking...I immediately pounce on him in the presence of his wife and kid, I gave him the beating of his life, squeezed that his lip he was using to insult our eldest bro, not minding his wife watching.

Yes I'm angry with him, the day his wife gave birth out of wedlock, he was jubilating that he the last born first us to give our parent's a grand child. I say see this one, if I wanted to have kids I would have, how many ladies has tried to trap pregnancy on me all through this years. it's just man not yet ready yet, and been married don't Just freak me yet.

Mom been gingering me to apologise to him, but I refused? Why would I?

Yes I was wrong for beating him in the presence of his pregnant wife and kid, I didn't mean to embarrass him...I felt bad myself after the whole thing.. but before he was a husband he was first my kid bro.

As a senior man, my advice will be, have your mum, dad or an elder initiate a meeting. In the meeting, he should apologize to your elder brother first , then you can now apologize for beating him.

Even me, I have uncles ( my mum's younger brother) who are yet to be married or have kids. I still respect them to high heaven and will never insult them.
That's how things ought to be.
Don't be pressured into having kids out of wedlock. It's not a walk in a park
Don't listen to all these Shi*t advice from little children here

Fancygurl23:
Here is a picture. Not showing my face. Hope I've cleared the doubts of you Thomases? Nairaland sef

Nice. Don't do any surgery.

Just were dresses that accentuate Ur curves

alsudan:
This is who Wike wanted to die for in 2019 stepping down for Atiku instead of Wike.

The North be always teaching the South Politics 101.

Thiefnibu is next to be humiliated

Will they ever learn?

Built2last:
What I mean is that he is not hungry. Not that he has that much, if you k know what i mean

Money, money and more money!