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BigDick70inch:
Brother..
Pls and pls..make sure u hype yourself a Lil during your hangout..not talking yourself down Oo..dat will make her attracted to u..
Hype Oo..dont mean u being boastful okay??

Hyping himself? That's a turn off now. Wouldn't it be better if she's hyping him instead.?

Just let the conversation flow naturally.
Do not!!! and I repeat do not talk about the weather.. jeez that line has been used a million times over .

Hisroyalbadmeat:
Osibanjo tried,his few days at the helms of affairs when the surprised unaware dude was not around shows that the Sars low lives can be curtailed,his actions against the maruding DSS, and his directives to officers to dress properly was on point, but then we are in a nation where good people and good things don't ecxit us, gosh,I am angry

Osibanjo is the right man to be president sef, he's got sense, brain everything we need in a leader. But after Buhari won this second election they just shut him up. It's like there were just using him to win the election. Cause every body prefers Osibanjo to him.

Why don't they just fvcking scrap them out. We don't need reform of SARS cause it would still be the same people with the same attitude. I'm out!!

biGDhAp:
posting sexcapades back to back on the ashewo thread ..


your popularity stops at the section you visit the most..

only person is popular on nl generally.


our favourite snake lord


lalasticlala

Lol. True

Your inner male whoring ability is starting to show

They are not upset for the sake of Naija, they are only upset for themselves

1.As a guy, be an Anti-feminist :This is one Of The easiest ways to get popular on NL. Them Alpha males would praise you and support you in fact from that day you're their god.They would watch out for your comments And be shouting "turn the volume louder,let them hear ooo".
2.As a women be a feminist.:Once you declare you're a feminist and once you declare your support for Equality them Alpha males would attack you, they would call you olosho, they would say you are an evening newspaper.They would mark you and watch out for your comments so anytime you make a comment on feminism they would be there to insult you all over again. SMH.
3.Creating threads with misleading Topics:This is really annoying. After insulting you, people would mark your name so they can remember never to click on your thread again .
4.As a man declare you're a male feminist :Oh you have dropped a bomb shell on them NL Alpha males. They would call you a pvssy, they would say you are a pvssy worshipper (even if you've never bleeped before),they would say you have been Pvssified. You would be called all sorts of names. They'd mark your name so that whenever you make a comment even if it has nothing to do with women, they would insult you tire.
5.Be a Buhari supporter :You would never rest once you have declared your support for Buhari, everyone would come and blame you for their misfortune, they would talk like you're the only one that voted for Buhari. From that day, to them you are a dullard, to them Alpha males you're even worse than a male feminist. Any comment supporting Buhari, they would assume it's you and start attacking even without checking the Monika.
6.Tell Nairalanders you are based abroad :Oh you're an Angel to them. If you're a man the women would be quoting all your comments with, "Lol" or "you're funny" even if you are dry as fvck. If you're a woman the men would pamper you, the would become A$$ lickers. Lol who the fvck doesn't want green card.
7.Fall in love with a single mother and create a thread telling everyone you're in love with a single mother:Them Alpha males are already waiting, to them you're more of a mumu than a male feminist, they would call you names you never knew existed, they would laugh at you, they would say you are a weakling and a disgrace to manhood. They would carry your matter on their head like Calabash.Even if you have left her they'd still be like "isn't This that guy that said he's in love with a single mom, I'm sure she has dumped his sorry A$$" .

8.As a woman, mention you are dating a white man:Nairaland guys can date a white woman, them Alpha males would praise him. But as a girl once you mention you're dating a white guy. They would start with, "LMAO "then they would say your eyes have not opened yet. They would see into the future and tell you it would end in tears and how you'd soon become someone's sex slave. Every comment you make they would make sure they Bring Your white bf into it.

Drop Your Own ways on becoming popular on Nairaland.

Married people/people in a relationship right now what would you like to tell your single self?

Man the internet. There is always something to smile about on the internet and ice cream too and my puppy

She looks like someone with a good heart

While we're in bed, in each others arms, telling stories, laughing,enjoying each others presence...Then he pops the question. Is there a better moment than that. I do think of proposing to my man though. It'll be fun

Cause sneaking around with a side chic has already given him High bp.Then he couples that with taking drugs to satisfy her. Why won't he die there.

why not try a neutral Church

go bleep yourself

cassbeat:
How u take realise say she get HIV

lol. He used his wisdom. His wisdom get third eye

yeah.. she's a human too

Feminism these days is so confusing. Many women like 95% have turned it into like a movement to hate men and dominate them. Honestly look at in real life(not internet), women don't really support women,Feminism is also about supporting your fellow woman.What we need is women empowerment joor

More like I'm Missing life(the way it's meant to be )

Why on earth should you guys live together when you ain't married? that just messes things up.

jawalis:
Go for iPhone 6. You can get a very neat UK used one at 40, 16g chipped unlocked. You’ll enjoy it.

I don't want IPhone

But I'm thinking of buying a new phone and I can't decide on which to buy. Actually I don't know variety of Phones, I only know Samsung, Tecno and iPhone. And was actually planning on buying Samsung A10. That a good idea? or not? Or is there any phone better than that?

I'm planning on buying a Samsung phone. Are Samsung phones any good In Nigeria?

funny write up

lol. Very funny

Not really you don't, you may end up meeting a wrong one and that may mess you up.

biddostandard:
serious relationship are boring

Exactly but then again if you aren't in a serious relationship then you aren't in a relationship at all.

If so, then focus on your hustle. A guy that really thinks girlfriends are liabilities wouldn't even think of creating a thread and telling us so.
PS.. I think relationships are boring

Barristabola29:
Not really but I still expect her to reply me normally like before

Well guy next time just stick to chats.Dont try to do any favours

Barristabola29:
So women dump men that gives them money ? Interesting

More like she didn't even ask for the money.. he wan form big man, he dashed her 5k and expects her to follow him like a lost puppy. She's probably used to guys giving her stuff

lol.. what did you expect