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Big or small, na shit dey inside , still am a fan of big booty too

uuzba:
Have you cut white people's hair before? You know their own hair is straight and it is cut different than our hair. They too find it difficult cutting our hair type. Same issue for hair dressing.

You would be cutting hair for blacks abroad because the population of Africans abroad can form another continent on its own.

lordswill03:
My friend is learning almoco installation and so far he is doing well... Ooin

What is almoco?

piyoo91:
Bro this CITY AND GUILD is located where? I have been searching for a vocational school to learn welding here in 9ja...pls can you give me there contact if it is in 9ja

http://www.moaetscandg.org.ng/city-and-guilds/

i don't think they are located in Nigeria but they have organizations affiliated with them

pyro62:
If you are a fast learner, you can train for ARC welding, and TIG welding this makes you a combination welder with 10months. But to sew with fire and still have the hands of a surgeon and creativity of an artist no be beans o. This my skill is one that few can do.

Even with your skills how are you able to package yourself to be acceptable abroad....isn't certifications a requirement?

MrSquint:
You could learn any of the following:
1. Auxillary Nursing:
2. Crane Operator;
3. Diving/Swimming;
4. You could train to be a gym Instructor;
5. Tailoring;
6. Barbing;
7. Hair Dressing;
8. Phone Technician/Repairs;
9. Carpentry; and
10. Driving.

Thank You

These are all good professions but don't they require certifications abroad?

southniyikaye:
try welding, concentrate on tig and mig welding. It's highly sought after in Canada till yesterday, about 1500 employer still want them in Canada with 25-40$ pay per hour, 40 hours a week.
But if you want to learn under 6 months, you must buy welding material like, tong, electrodes, then welding machine the practice at home after workshop sessions.
You go spend money Sha on materials.

Me, I have all it requires, na funding dey delay me or better still, learn from CITY AND GUILDS, their certificate is recognized all over the world, it is a UK school that deals on practical

I have a few young chaps at my workplace who are welders. Both arc and argon welding. Is there a certification from CITY AND GUILDS specific for welding?

I thought getting a company request for your service either from UK or Canada will enable get their visa without you having proof of funding

Sufisunni:
Try data analytics using python. You won't regret it

Please can you elaborate on this.

I also intend to toll this path but I am finding it difficult to commit.

I presently work in a manufacturing company where I am fairly exposed to jobs like plumbing and since I studied electrical electronics engineering I can see I am a bit comfortable in that field. But we all know it is one thing to study a course and another to practice it.

I am caught between quitting my job to learn a hand-work fulltime and staying on the job while trying to learn stuff bit by bit.
I also try to learning programming in my spare time as I see it as something very useful to learn and can be a source of income for me without having to look for a job.

meobizy:
I don’t remember any girl shooting her shot my way. The boldest were from girls of different races.

One fat white girl pushed away her Nigerian suitors to tell me “hey, buy me a drink.”. I sized her up from head to toe and walked away. Mscheew. I don’t do a thousand push-ups every other day to get hit on by obese females.

One cute Indian did a full body rub on me when I was in a club. The thing discombobulated my senses because the space we had to cross each other in a corridor of sorts was enough for four people to pass comfortably. I disregarded that one because I believed it was alcohol playing a role.

An average looking white girl kept invading my personal space while playing with her hair. She did this every time I went to buy drinks at a bar’s counter. She was so direct that it felt like when a man verbally commands a female stranger he is interested in. It was too direct for me. I wrote her off as someone looking to enrage her probably jealous white boyfriend.

As for Nigerian girls, what they do is normally butt into conversations I have with other females. They do it so persistently that I get to realize the target female wants my attention and more. The most direct I’ve had were a female collecting my number after a group meeting and another finding random reasons to speak to me rather than the suya man taking her order. I was trying to make moves on a female once when her idiot friend wouldn’t shut the fvck up, trying to push my attention from my choice to her by all means necessary.

Boss this your OT is on another level (the 3rd girl)

Good morning everyone

Any update on Lukayat?...and how is the op?
May the good Lord continue to bless you and reward you a thousand folds .Your efforts to save a life shall never be forgotten. You saved more than a life but a whole nation.

Beyuponpin:
At 25 never really been on a date and still a virgin. My life sucks *crying*

I was exactly in this same position at the same age....Just work on being the best at whatever you do.
In a very short while , girls will be after you

bendazum:
What of when you see GB whatsapp for guy's phone?

For your information, GB WhatsApp seems to be the only functional WhatsApp version now.

You can as well say all women are cheats.

On which phone os?....Android ?
WhatsApp which is now owned by Facebook has 3 versions of apk. I had to download all 3 before I could locate the one that works for me ..

two, 2mins calls both rated 2, I don tire

It's obvious her boyfriend is also her love-vendor... she will actually play along and get as much as she needs from you but trust me she will eventually keep seeing that her bf
Congrats on the role of sugar daddy

So are you saying if a guy can go naturally for long periods without taking anything there is no health risk?

And also, does sex have any effect on the eyes?

Olamyyde:
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<pyshell#1>", line 1, in <module>
from sklearn.decomposition import PCA
File "C:\Users\John\AppData\Local\Programs\Python\Python37\lib\site-packages\sklearn\__init__.py", line 75, in <module>
from .utils._show_versions import show_versions
File "C:\Users\John\AppData\Local\Programs\Python\Python37\lib\site-packages\sklearn\utils\_show_versions.py", line 12, in <module>
from ._openmp_helpers import _openmp_parallelism_enabled
ImportError: DLL load failed: The specified module could not be found.



i keep getting this when trying to import sklearn. Any solution?

Maybe you need to install sklearn
Try
Pip install sklearn

Respect55:
Every man must have to live with decisions he had made in life. She's living with hers

Exactly

frndfghtr:
The video of her praying for us to be uploaded soon

We thank God for his mercies...

blood of Nebuchadnezzar....see as una dey open person pikin yansh here
.....issokay

geegee08:
Frndfghtr, N90k paid into your GTB acct for Kafiyat's surgery.

May God touch her with His healing hands and bless you and NLers who have shown such exemplary love.

Wow....thank you sir for your generous donation.....may the almighty continue to bless and replenish your source of sustainance in multiple folds...

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE... Make una come out oooooooo
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Respect55:
it's just unfortunate. Of a truth I pity her

You have a good heart.
But if we sit down to reason things, we will realise that our destinies are our own hands and nobody else...
She made a wrong choice and has to bear the consequences

Girls ehn.....I came to the conclusion after my experience with a female friend sometime ago that girls only choose to learn from their own experience.
If a young girl has decided she wants to experience something , even her great grand father cannot stop her. No matter how she is persuaded that this thing isn't good for you.
Eventually she will find a way to experience it , what am I saying !!!some don't learn from it sef
it is well

luvyaself95:
I followed up this post and i saw how some people bash you and some people praise you for your maturity and for not being mumu.
see for this life you can never satisfied human being just do your best and leave the rest.
so about your ex thank God for you man this thing that happened to her happen to those that doesn't stay one place looking higher bidder they think high bidder get for time them or mumu although what the guy did was not okay but am thinking the guy can't just runaway like that they are still more story in her mouth to say is it not this our Nigeria girls trust them at your risk.

Whatever story is left is really not his concern anymore.

Respect55:
Some people actually thought I was harsh with the way I ended my relationship with my ex in the past, maybe u will have to retract ur steps after reading this.

For few days now, I have been having some issues with mtly atm card pin. Whenever I want to make withdrawal, the response will be, "maximum pin trial exceeded" whereas I haven't used the card at all. I thought it was network ish so I kept my cool. Normally, I would walk into the bank to withdraw.
Fastfoward to today, I decided to meet with customer care agents inside the bank to reset my pin. I went in, laid my complaint and the lady asked me to join others siting down till it gets to my turn. A familiar voice called me name and it was her. My ex. We exchanged pleasantries like nothing happened.

I didn't notice anything till she got up to be attended to when her time came. She was pregnant. I felt drained. Someone I thought I left a virgin, pregnant? I couldn't believe my eyes.
After sorting her issue out, she came back and sat down. At the far back inside Zenith bank along Psychiatric road.(For those of you in portharcourt).
It later got to my turn after a while and my pin was reseted and everything was cool as I found out later. I wanted to leave and she followed me. When we stepped outside the bank premises, she pleaded if I would excuse her. I did.
She asked if I'm surprised with what I'm seeing, I didn't answer. I was dumbfounded.
She just told me that there was nothing to explain to me me.
She: "There is no need trying to explain anything to you. All I'm saying is that I'm sorry and you should forgive me." She gave in to tears. I managed to keep my cool. "Don't do that" I managed to say to stop her from crying. Then I asked her where she is living to which she said she is still with her parents. "What of the owner of this" I asked making reference to her pregnancy to which she said it's the same guy I saw her with .
I asked why she isn't living with him ans she replied that he absconded when they found out she was pregnant.

I comforted her and tried leaving and she help my hand. I turned and she knelt down at the full glare of passer-bys. I managed to lift her up forcefully when she refused to stand up. We went back to the bank premises, i made a 5k withdrawal with mmy ATM card and gave her to assure her that I bear no grudges and she thanked me.

I tool another route even though we were meant to take same.

I feel pains

Damn ....I remember following this last year, about her wanting to commit suicide...
Mehnnnnnn...... Thank goodness you didn't go back to her .
Sorry bro, I can only imagine how you feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3UmQ6F6MAk

nwafresh:
Forget the money made, concentrate on the ratings. And that's definitely not with a laptop, but a phone. Not having a laptop is not an excuse. Motivate yourself with that screenshot. Will take it done soon.

. Boss

HiV and Aids nkan?

Cacawa2:
You are amazing.

Here you go. https://rainigeria.com/news-%26-events/f/theoretical-engineers-why-traditional-degrees-just-won%E2%80%99t-cut-it

That write-up is on point