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thelastorca:
Leave your mum to her vices

Your Mum is not smoking, she is not taking alcohol, she is a responsible parent, leave her pls.

Also, all those five alive and juice, like soft drinks they all contains lots of sugar. They all contain preservatives.thye all contain concentrate. They are as unnatural as soft drinks and as fattening.

Concentrates are made from natural fruits.....it is just the additives and sugar added in the process of making the juice that makes them unnatural

Ayomide002:
lol, I didn't study mathematics, but before I wrote Jamb, people were thinking I was a graduate of mathematics. so I know what I'm talking about oga.

Before you wrote jamb? Really?....you had finished the advanced engineering mathematics abi it was New General mathematics you were playing with?

thesmallgod:
wow
mathematics is direct and has few theories? you think it is secondary school mathematics?

you

no mind am .Ordinary Numerical computation , local man couldn't can anymore

Joedoyle:
I wish I was in that department but unfortunately, I joked alot and failed to be there now am trying to force in myself to that department. I really enjoy mathematics and physics. Believe me, those are the only field of study you can stay study for a whole day without getting tired. Congrats to her, I really appreciate your effort. The Nigeria female Isaac Newton.

F*cking abstract topics can drive you crazy

Rajosh:
Exactly. Only one B stopped her from making 5.00

that lecturer will not make heaven

She should delve into Machine learning......Her skills in mathematics is awesome

A family friend had the same issue in her 60's and ended up with stroke....My mum used to mention it but she never listened.
She's presently being nursed by her kids

KiidaACE:
Well... I've always kinda been emotionally unavailable, according to my exes tho.. The funny part is apart from my last relationship, i never break things off, they always do.. And i always just don't bloody care whenever they do.. Trust me, I've really tried to miss them.. Always reply with an "okay" before they never hear from me again .. This attitude shocks em to the marrow lol... My last relationship ended a month ago cause she called me and I quote " A vile narcissistic egomaniac".. This was after she had slapped me in public.. Ended things there and then.. She still calls me sometimes tho but I always never pick.. Slapping me is kinda like a line no one crosses.. Add that to that insult, a breakup is inevitable..

. Madonna was referring to you when she sang "Frozen"

Kingsteve:
No oath, but it gets extremely sloopy!
5 thrusts, you're done!

Ayiibobo:
broda mi,na which one be ole koko again o[left][/left] ,..abeg dem dey sell am for lasgidi?

They should though I was introduced to it in Ibadan ....worked great for me

executive12:
You are supposed to pay tax on your profit, not on your loss.

type

Import taxes....you sell, you no sell...nothing consign government

noisy45:
I visited her for the first time in Lagos at ogba for the first time she booked a hotel for one week for both of us. We bleeped silly, gave me the best meal and she got married the following week. I will never forget Ijeoma

ijeoma oooooo

Banning /closing of the border for certain products can actually help stimulate the Nigerian economy but the government needed to have put certain infrastructures in place first .
But I guess at times certain actions needed to be drastically taken for it to work .

Government I heard banned milk importation and it's actually gonna have a positive effect cos many producers of diary are forced to setup diary farms in the country and also process and package it in the country.This is my first hand experience of the effect on the ban of milk I am having as the company were I work is about to start packaging milk for one of the multinationals

seankafor:
that buy go soon die of heart attack.
The way he rushes to news in this platform is becoming unbecoming.

Person go just leave matters arising from his abode come dey reason another person matter.

No be madness?

That dude knows more about naija than we Nigerians more than he knows about Ghana.

It shows you are making waves when your enemies starts following you up and down waiting for your downfall only for you to be going up and up..

Foolish boy

..the guy matter tire me....

They don't need to setup here jare....they should look for other markets...let the patronize our local agbojedi

psychologygh:
Do you have light in your kiosk.I believe the generator fumes you keep inhaling is affecting your brains you zoo creature living in a zoo.

you

Charlie, bet why now

Truthbites:
It's not just to say I support Buhari, since he closed borders how has it helped NIGERIA? These countries have statistics on losses or gains of the closure . Now tell me, apart from shortage of rice and other products to us, what statistics can u reliably inform this forum on the benefits to Nigeria...how much have u gained? Please no propaganda and lies

Local rice farmers are making more sales

SeunStats:
Bring Back Alomo oo, I can't Bleep without it ooo

Try ole koko.... it's non-alcoholic

cybriz82:
We made love like crazy love she slept over n i was feeling like top of d world.until she got married to another guy that same week.mehn e be like say make i enter ground cus i been cook for her that night n early morning.

I call this "The last supper"

make una carry am go 173 battalion for ita-oluwo make army change em orientation

Go to the official python site and download python (IDLE) and install. You can then install visual studio code which is just an editor but it is very cool.install the required plugins .

After typing your code save the file and run with python idle installed.

You can use the editor for as many programming languages as you like once you install their plugins.The download sizes are not much.

Ausrichie:
Hian visual studio code is just the editor only and that won't help if you think I am lying google it

Visual studio is over 20GB to download that is why I am wondering when you said 1GB

1972xy:
...i advise you become a certify auto technician...Auto diagnostic etc..all under 6months. Good luck

you

This your suggestion is not a bad idea considering the fact I would love to japa from this country and would want to have a hand-work before I do

Brodu0099:
Pathetic. Why won't you pack sand when you are not valuable. My least paid job was Engineer Trainee with NBC 2015 set.
When you know your worth, you dictate the tune

I apply tire for that NBC thing ehn

Ausrichie:
1)Just take a free course on edx. I recommend edx strongly because most of the lecturers are actually from Harvard, MIT( Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Like a polytechnic but is better than a lot of universities), Microsoft and other organizations so go there friend. But you have to finish the course before it expires or you must buy it (it's not even expensive), choose wisely.
2)Get a For Dummies book. Just search Python for dummies in your search engine for dummies make the best books for beginners but if you search well in your search engine(or just go to www.pdfdrive.com) you will find it for free.
3)Download Visual Studio or a python ide. If you want to download visual studio set aside like 1gb that is if you only need the python add on if you want to add another language especially c++,c# and ASP.Net libraries set aside 3gb

I am sure you mean visual studio code and not visual studio ....

Since it is what your mum wanted , you have no problem

[quote author=Beosten post=83290041]I think men should be receiving this kind of insults once in a while so that they can make plans for the future.



She said she wanted to be pregnant before going for nysc. I said no problem. Then we began frequent kpansing. But it didn't lead to pregnancy. Maybe her parents took her to prophet to know why she wasn't pregnant. Out of the blue, she started accusing me of using fetish means to ensure she didn't get pregnant.

She wanted me back but I'm now two years into my marriage

This is Op's deed

Daejoyoung:
python is not a recent software, it's even older than java.

Python was created by Guido Van Rossum of the Netherlands in 1990, the name was coined from his favorite show "Monty python's flying circus".

In Nigeria,any stranger approaching me for conversation is a potential ritualist , regardless of sex

bluebay:
Most girls are fun loving and likes to have a quickie or night stand with you but doesn’t want to date you at same time. I have met a girl who I toasted for weeks and she refused me. She even said she doesn’t like being toasted for guys tell lies. I decided to give it plan B the other week and boom. I bleeped her that same night without even saying I love nor wanna date her .
Here is my advice, if you approach that girl once again, it’s gonna be same story for she’s just looking for a customer in her moms shop. Use normal rugged guy style. Take her somewhere else, Booz her up and start touching and before you know, she don raise waist for you to pull her pant.

....women are amazing creatures

Fineboigossip:
Hello Nairalanders!
Pls I Have A Question To Ask...
There Is This Girl That I Love So Much And I Wanted Us To Date, I Toasted Her But She Refused,i Tried All My Possible Best, Yet She Refused,telling Me Dat "Shes Not Ready Yet",from That One To "She Already Have A Boyfriend " I Was So Confused....I Stoped Talking To Her,and We Stoped Seeing... after Few Months, Her Mom Opened A Bar Close To Our House And We Start Seeing Again..This Time She Became Friendly To Me,always Asking Me Question When I Come To Their Shop, Teasing Me Also....
Does It Means She Now Love Me
And
Should I Toast Her Again Or Forget?
I Dont Want 2nd Rejection
Please Nairalanders Help Me

can you delete the word love from your writeup .It is funny the way people throw the word about these days without caution..You like her which one is love, can you give up a kidney for her if she needed it??

NLSavage:
how Long does it take for the weight gain to be visible? I started yesterday

Give it a week or two....I guess it kinda helps empty your bowel in the morning allowing you to consume more during the day