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10 Things You Should Stop Doing On Social Media.

As we all know, we're in the 21st century, and technology has really made life easy and sweet and it has also connected the world together irrespective of distance or language barrier.
Social Media has really played a vital role in Communication and making the world a "Global Village".
But despite being so useful and enjoyable, there is a need we apply restraints when using Social Media .. at least for our own good. There are certain things we mustn't do on Social Media. Excerpts below :
1.Thanking A girl/boy for accepting your friend request : This is peculiar to Facebook, like seriously? do you really have to thank him/her for accepting your request? That only makes you look childish and desperate as if you were begging him/her before. Its definitely not smart!
2.Overusing hashtags : You see someone who posted a comment on Facebook or twitter and at the end of the comment you see stuffs like #21May #WeLoveU #LetsKeepitrolling .. come-on bro! do you really need to write that many hashtags? That will only look childish and make the post look so annoying to read. #Fact (I just used one )
3.Asking people to follow you back : Why must you make yourself look so desperate? Why not create a little self pride at least! Asking people to follow you back will just make you look more or less like a roadside beggar begging for some little change!
4. Asking for a lady's Unclad pictures :Most guys are guilty of this, you strike up a conversation with a girl on Facebook, and after chitchatting and getting on well with her,then you suddenly demand for her Unclad.s, come-on bros! You are only showing her that you're pervert who is only after sex, Be a gentleman!
5. Plagiarism :When you see an inspirational post or a funny tweet or a unique photo,and you feel the need to show your friends and followers,then you must at least give credit to the owner or original writer of the content.. but reverse seems to be the case,people on social media copy and paste contents and parade it as though they were the original writer.. and that is not good! Plagiarism is a serious offence in most countries, I dunno about Nigeria
6. Posting the same content over and over again : There's this annoying guy that I have in my Facebook, he keeps posting one particular picture over and over again, I dunno really know why he does that ,perhaps because he wore a nice suit in the photo.. I got so tired of seeing the photo.. and the funny thing is that he hardly even get one 'like' .. lol.. why post the same old thing over again, it ain't cool.
7. Posting revealing photos : This goes to mostly the girls,why must you go half-Unclad on social media just because you wanna get likes and comments.. silly comments like "you're hot" "dope bae" "sexy momma" .. not knowing that you're giving the impression that you're an "olosho" .. Real talk!
Decency pays, you know
8. Sharing your home address : Hehehe .. I was going through one of my Guy's. Facebook profile, then I saw "17B Olusanya street,Maryland".. I was like WTF!!! .Who asked you to share such a personal info? Are you running an office in your house? C'mon dude!
9. Constantly bragging about yourself : Some people are so good at show-offs on social media, especially those who are broke-asses in real life.. Must you snap in front of a mirror just to show us your new phone? .. you're definitely not the first to buy such phone sef .. you mustn't show us your new Timberland or your new wristwatches.. niggah keep it to yourself .. no one asked you to show us.. duurrh!
Lets be real!
Getting into arguments : Lol .. I used to be guilty of this before
. but I realised that there's absolutely no point in getting into arguments with anyone on social media.. cuz people aren't always the way you see them on social media, they might be different you know! .. Why not just ignore if someone tries to pick a fight.

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Kidnapping Originated In Igboland, But Are Kidnappers Called Igbo kidnappers?, It’s An Insult To Attribute All Killings To Fulani.

Call the criminals "criminals" not the entire tribe unjustly.

This is an attempt to terrorise Fulanis, I am sure that this a conspiracy engineered to undermine Fulanis. They've been in this situation for quite a long time, the non-fulanis especially the igbos have been Kidnapping them (Fulanis) thereby demanding the ransom of hundreds of cows and because they have no one to stand for them they always remain silent.

We will not tolerate any nonsense from grumpy thugs like FFK and co.

The Federal government must set up a judicial enquiry to trace the origin and direction of this political and social hoity-toity.

Kudos to Northern Governors Forum this is not time to remain silent.

NEW AGENDA: FULANI PERSECUTION

Now that a serious Fulani chief herder, President Muhammadu Buhari, has dealt a blow to their agenda of disintegrating the country using the cover of Boko Haram, plan 'B' has now come into effect.

The trend though not new, resumed as soon as the President, a Fulani man, was declared winner of the 2015 elections that scuttled the agenda of the secret proponents of the balkanisation of Nigeria.

They used religion and sectionslism to get former clueless President Jonathan to empower them through cornering juicy positions thereby siphoning funds with wreckless abodance. The entire machinery of government including the army was run by these skin-heads like from a single hegimony.

They used religion that is the weakest point of the Northernern minorities in top positions to prosecute their agenda of destroying Nigeria for them, just as it is now manifesting through the effected plan 'B'.

Barely a week after Jonathan's fall in the presidential elections, either by design or coincidence, two communities in Benue state, the Elogba and the Egba clashed over rites to a fishing pond, resulting in the death of 60 people. The cause of the incident was later mish-mashed and hipped on Fulani herdsmen.

In far away Ondo, the report of the kidnapping of former Minister of Finance, Olu Falae was sensstionalised by the Lagos - Ibadan axis press, accusing Fulani herdsmen of culpability even before facts of the matter was investigated. In the end, Falae regained his freedom after paying N5 m ransom. By the time that three of the gang members were nabbed, it emerged that their leader is Yoruba man called Baba Olu, who remained at large with the bulk of the ransom money. The apprehended three confessed to being from Niger state and were paid only one hundred thousand naira each. Unfortunately, any Northerner is just Hausa/Fulani as far as the Lagos press is concerened.

Not long after, Radio Biafra, in its usual hate propaganda, alleged that some Fulani herdsmen sacked an entire community of Umuapu autonomous community in Imo state. The Radio claimed that a woman who wanted to remain anonymous said she was gang-raped by the herdsmen.

Sadly, the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), embraced the Radio Biafra fallacy, hook, line and sinker by officially posting the fabricated incidence on its Facebook wall that in turn fed the Lagos Press with yet another welcome armunition to realise its anti-Fulani agenda.

Recently, the Agatu - Fulani clash in Benue state provided another opportunity for the enemies of a united Nigeria to spotlite the Fulani as aggressors, with some newspapers even linking them to Boko Haram in an effort to maximise hate in the minds of Nigerians.

In all these however, the Inspector General of Police is part of the blame. Police investigations, if at all there was one, never get publicised and where they were, certain facts that would have absolved the Fulani herdsmen of blame is downplayed.

These days the propapaganda against the Fulani herdsmen is so brazen that pictures of herdsmen in Masai-Kenya, Chad, Sudan, Niger and Mali adoning AK 47 rifles are downloaded from the internet and published by the Lagos press as Nigerians.

It is high time President Buhari and his advisers ponder on this problem that is threatening to
enmesh the country in another round of security uncertaity. These enemies of Nigeria are not relenting. You have won the war agsinst Boko Haram, shut the door to awoof government money, arrested and confiscated some of their loot and they are not happy. This is their way of fighting back, using Fulani herdsmen clash with farmerss or communities as cover.

At the moment, any community that has axe to grind with its neighbour, raids, kills and blame it on Fulani herdsmen. This is not acceptable and It is dagerous. President Buhari must do whatever it takes to arrest the situation before it blossoms to something bigger.

She is a Fulani heardwoman

NEW AGENDA: FULANI PERSECUTION

Now that a serious Fulani chief herder, President Muhammadu Buhari, has dealt a blow to their agenda of disintegrating the country using the cover of Boko Haram, plan 'B' has now come into effect.

The trend though not new, resumed as soon as the President, a Fulani man, was declared winner of the 2015 elections that scuttled the agenda of the secret proponents of the balkanisation of Nigeria.

They used religion and sectionslism to get former clueless President Jonathan to empower them through cornering juicy positions thereby siphoning funds with wreckless abodance. The entire machinery of government including the army was run by these skin-heads like from a single hegimony.

They used religion that is the weakest point of the Northernern minorities in top positions to prosecute their agenda of destroying Nigeria for them, just as it is now manifesting through the effected plan 'B'.

Barely a week after Jonathan's fall in the presidential elections, either by design or coincidence, two communities in Benue state, the Elogba and the Egba clashed over rites to a fishing pond, resulting in the death of 60 people. The cause of the incident was later mish-mashed and hipped on Fulani herdsmen.

In far away Ondo, the report of the kidnapping of former Minister of Finance, Olu Falae was sensstionalised by the Lagos - Ibadan axis press, accusing Fulani herdsmen of culpability even before facts of the matter was investigated. In the end, Falae regained his freedom after paying N5 m ransom. By the time that three of the gang members were nabbed, it emerged that their leader is Yoruba man called Baba Olu, who remained at large with the bulk of the ransom money. The apprehended three confessed to being from Niger state and were paid only one hundred thousand naira each. Unfortunately, any Northerner is just Hausa/Fulani as far as the Lagos press is concerened.

Not long after, Radio Biafra, in its usual hate propaganda, alleged that some Fulani herdsmen sacked an entire community of Umuapu autonomous community in Imo state. The Radio claimed that a woman who wanted to remain anonymous said she was gang-raped by the herdsmen.

Sadly, the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), embraced the Radio Biafra fallacy, hook, line and sinker by officially posting the fabricated incidence on its Facebook wall that in turn fed the Lagos Press with yet another welcome armunition to realise its anti-Fulani agenda.

Recently, the Agatu - Fulani clash in Benue state provided another opportunity for the enemies of a united Nigeria to spotlite the Fulani as aggressors, with some newspapers even linking them to Boko Haram in an effort to maximise hate in the minds of Nigerians.

In all these however, the Inspector General of Police is part of the blame. Police investigations, if at all there was one, never get publicised and where they were, certain facts that would have absolved the Fulani herdsmen of blame is downplayed.

These days the propapaganda against the Fulani herdsmen is so brazen that pictures of herdsmen in Masai-Kenya, Chad, Sudan, Niger and Mali adoning AK 47 rifles are downloaded from the internet and published by the Lagos press as Nigerians.

It is high time President Buhari and his advisers ponder on this problem that is threatening to
enmesh the country in another round of security uncertaity. These enemies of Nigeria are not relenting. You have won the war agsinst Boko Haram, shut the door to awoof government money, arrested and confiscated some of their loot and they are not happy. This is their way of fighting back, using Fulani herdsmen clash with farmerss or communities as cover.

At the moment, any community that has axe to grind with its neighbour, raids, kills and blame it on Fulani herdsmen. This is not acceptable and It is dagerous. President Buhari must do whatever it takes to arrest the situation before it blossoms to something bigger.

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Don't Let NLC /TUC Deceive You Again. It was 1st, January, 2012 when NLC /TUC sold our rights, sold our freedom, sold our emancipation and sold our efforts to liberate Nigeria. The former, Presidents of NLC /TUC deceived us and they failed in their responsibilities as leaders. Orman and Esele went to Aso Rock Villa to collect their shares of national cake and left Nigerians in total disappointment then. The issue of pump price increment would have been a thing of the past but NLC /TUC sold out.

The present NLC /TUC Presidents, Ayuba and Kangama are the faces of major Marketers in Nigeria that is why they are fighting their course using civil service platform. The so called marketers are the sponsors and financiers of these Unions when it comes to elect their leaders and they determine who to be what and what or who to be the President.

I am using this platform to appeal to Nigerians to ignore their call and not to follow them like fools because they will trade you with the Federal government when the time comes for negotiations. Therefore, be warned. These are questions I want to ask from NLC /TUC Presidents.

1. How the subsidy affect the lives of masses?
2. Who is collecting the subsidy?
3. How faithful are marketers to federal government?
4. For how long government will continue to pay subsidy?
5. Why don't you mobilize workers to protest against none payment of salary?
6. Why don't you lead a protest against Nigerian Senators /Reps to enact law for capital punishment against any corrupt politicians?
7. Why don't you lead a protest against Nigerian Senators and Reps to reduce their jumbo pay?

Nobody can deceive us again, nobody can fool us, nobody can mobilize us against the government of President Buhari and nobody can use us to make money from government because we have learned from previous scenario in 2012. We say 'No' to protest, No to political motivated protest and NO to fuel subsidy in Nigeria. Nigerians are wise nobody can fool us again.

God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Buhari is a good man, his enemies should go and hug transformer.

He, the pro-corruption activist is overrating himself, by the time he starts his mobilization for the demonstration he will perhaps know that he is nobody any more. Yeye the smell.

What protects a guy against a false rape accusation:

1. If you have heard rumors that the woman is in any manner unstable, leave her alone.
2. If the woman is high or intoxicated, don't even try for sex.. Call her a cab or take her home and then leave.
3. If you get any signs that the woman is insecure or unstable, end the evening as quickly as possible. Do not contact her again.
4. If she says "No", at any time, take her home or ask her to leave. Be willing to pay for a cab.
5. If you get mixed signals, either leave her home or tell her that you need to "get up early."
6. Women no longer play "hard to get." If an adult woman wants your sexual companionship, then she'll make it abundantly clear. If she does not, don't bother.
7. If she for some reason "jokes" about being forced, end the evening quickly. Be a "gentleman" about it and take her home. Do not contact her again.
8. Make certain that you are able to account for your time in the wake of a "bad date." Stop at a fast food restaurant, an all-night box store or a gas station. Pay with a credit/debit card and get a receipt.
9. If you get into any kind of dispute with a woman who you don't know or who you don't know well, end the argument and leave the scene. If she's a "regular" at the place, find another place to go for a few weeks or so.
10. If you get any type of odd or bad feelings, politely excuse yourself from her company and leave.
While women rarely make up false sexual assault claims (unfortunately, they don't have to) some might and will. The less time that you spend in the company of a troubled woman provides her with less of an opportunity to make up a story that could cause you no end of problems.

Dear South South/South East Friend! Have you really taken time to study the recently released Zoning arrangement of the PDP? Build up to the last general elections, one of your campaign propaganda was that the APC is a Northern and Muslim party whose only agenda is to islamise Nigeria and play ethnic card. You criticise every aspect of the party and tagged your PDP as a National party. Your Generals in the South South and South East massively rigged elections (write results) for your party to have a place in the SE and SS, using Federal might and all institutions connected thereof. Aside, the massive rigging, do you in your heart of heart think PDP would been able to win up to 8 States? Now, your party has zoned all major party positions to the North including the position of the National Chairman which by the scheming of their actors is officially prepared for the current Acting National Chairman, and Chief Boko Haram actor, Ali Modu Sheriff. Looking at the scheme, PDP is planning to transmute Ali Modu Sheriff to their Presidential Candidate in 2019. Dear Friends: what will you campaign on? By the way, Dr Doyin Okupe, a PDP man and former SSA to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan summarises it in a sentence, "No Nigerian Northern politician alive is as popular as Buhari and it will remain so for sometimes." Let me also add that, No PDP man as of now can stand the popularity of the APC, given the spread of the APC, the calibre of politicians in it, the power of incumbency, and of course the perception of Nigerians about the PDP - the party that ruin their country for 16 years. No matter the level of propaganda, President Buhari means well for Nigerians. You have beclouded your sense of reasoning with too much sentiment, but will that stop APC's victory in 2019, NO. What is the voting demographic of the SS and SE to give you this false illusion? Congratulations to the APC in advance.

Youths wakeup from your sleep!

With the spate of attacks in the country, the increase in the prices of general commodities for the common man, the increase in percentage of people unemployed both skilled and unskilled, the reduction of forex earned due to reduction in oil prices.
Fellow Nigerians our country is in deep shit.

I pity the youths and the generation of twitter and Facebook, for no one will suffer it more than you, no one shall feel the pains like you, if you are in doubt let me ask you these:
1). Who forms the bulk of the unemployed people roaming the streets ?.
2). Who are the ones constantly trying their luck in going overseas, and who fill the embassies of USA and other such developed countries day in day out?.
3). Who are the fools who fight for politicians who don't give a Bleep about us?.
4). Who fill the sport bets shops hoping to make a few millions with the few change they have got in their pockets?.
5). What is the minimum age required for you to be a governor or president?.
6). Who form the bulk of the fighting force of bokoharam, Niger delta militants, ipob, and even the military?,pardon me who are the ones who also die in all this conflicts.
And to the generation currently in power you have all failed us, you inherited a country with high hopes from your predecessors and you ruined it.
Sadly I know my generation of Nigerians will merely read this and run along off to twitter and facebook to engage in useless ethnic e-battles , and at best gracing this post with likes its does not need.
p.s- pardon all grammatical blunders and errors, for I am too pissed and enraged at the situation this country is in and the manner at which not one member of my generation is taking it serious, to bother reading through it to fix the errors.

Youths wakeup from your sleep!

With the spate of attacks in the country, the increase in the prices of general commodities for the common man, the increase in percentage of people unemployed both skilled and unskilled, the reduction of forex earned due to reduction in oil prices.
Fellow Nigerians our country is in deep shit.

I pity the youths and the generation of twitter and Facebook, for no one will suffer it more than you, no one shall feel the pains like you, if you are in doubt let me ask you these:
1). Who forms the bulk of the unemployed people roaming the streets ?.
2). Who are the ones constantly trying their luck in going overseas, and who fill the embassies of USA and other such developed countries day in day out?.
3). Who are the fools who fight for politicians who don't give a Bleep about us?.
4). Who fill the sport bets shops hoping to make a few millions with the few change they have got in their pockets?.
5). What is the minimum age required for you to be a governor or president?.
6). Who form the bulk of the fighting force of bokoharam, Niger delta militants, ipob, and even the military?,pardon me who are the ones who also die in all this conflicts.
And to the generation currently in power you have all failed us, you inherited a country with high hopes from your predecessors and you ruined it.
Sadly I know my generation of Nigerians will merely read this and run along off to twitter and facebook to engage in useless ethnic e-battles , and at best gracing this post with likes its does not need.
p.s- pardon all grammatical blunders and errors, for I am too pissed and enraged at the situation this country is in and the manner at which not one member of my generation is taking it serious, to bother reading through it to fix the errors.

Youths wakeup from your sleep!

With the spate of attacks in the country, the increase in the prices of general commodities for the common man, the increase in percentage of people unemployed both skilled and unskilled, the reduction of forex earned due to reduction in oil prices.
Fellow Nigerians our country is in deep shit.

I pity the youths and the generation of twitter and Facebook, for no one will suffer it more than you, no one shall feel the pains like you, if you are in doubt let me ask you these:
1). Who forms the bulk of the unemployed people roaming the streets ?.
2). Who are the ones constantly trying their luck in going overseas, and who fill the embassies of USA and other such developed countries day in day out?.
3). Who are the fools who fight for politicians who don't give a Bleep about us?.
4). Who fill the sport bets shops hoping to make a few millions with the few change they have got in their pockets?.
5). What is the minimum age required for you to be a governor or president?.
6). Who form the bulk of the fighting force of bokoharam, Niger delta militants, ipob, and even the military?,pardon me who are the ones who also die in all this conflicts.
And to the generation currently in power you have all failed us, you inherited a country with high hopes from your predecessors and you ruined it.
Sadly I know my generation of Nigerians will merely read this and run along off to twitter and facebook to engage in useless ethnic e-battles , and at best gracing this post with likes its does not need.
p.s- pardon all grammatical blunders and errors, for I am too pissed and enraged at the situation this country is in and the manner at which not one member of my generation is taking it serious, to bother reading through it to fix the errors.

The question is do you think the notorious militant are fighting for delta people or to streamline their pockets with MONEY?
Well, if anyone of you likes it or not the brutal truth is that:

THE NORTHERNERS AND SOUTHWESTERNERS ARE THE FUTURE IN BOTH NATURAL AND HUMAN RESOURCES.

Most south south and south east people are just highfalutin nonsense, you guys are going to suffer for decades from your self destructive mentality because the world has evolved from the so called BLOOD OIL to Agriculture, Farming, Intellectual capacity and I.T is the future and not blood OIL!

All anti Nigeria/anti-Buhari takes it or leave it the world is going back to agriculture and human intellectual capacity.

Both the northerners and Yoruba's are also blessed with the so-called OIL which can be found in their lands. So, what's the fuzz & boast by the Igbo's and ijaws?

PMB's budget has captured my claims 30% capital expenditure which will foster infrastructures on AGRICULTURE and INDUSTRIAL TECHNOLOGY.

Nigeria is "presently and temporarily" dependent on oil and other regions in Nigeria will suffer it temporarily while Niger delta people will impoverish themselves to oblivion so l reiterate MILITANTS/AVENGERS should keep on destroying your little obsolete resources. Kontinue!

Militants thought they are destroying Nigeria, Unknown to them they are destroying themselves. Every time a Crude Flow Station is Destroyed by Militants in the Niger Delta, The Environment is Damaged; Our Land is Polluted and Our Communities are subjected to more hardships...Let the Bombing Continue, who will loose?...The Government of PMB is dragging the Nigerian Economy away from Crude Oil; Lagos State has Joined the League of Oil Producing State and the Northern Part of Nigeria whose Reserves have been Cynically suppressed over the Year will begin production within the next couple of months or within the next two years...With time, We from the Niger Delta would have destroyed our Lands so much that future generation will curse us, their Fathers and Mothers for killing their dreams. Let the Stupidity Continue my People...Don't stop the blowing up of pipelines.

Everyone of us thinks that a Blown Pipeline is an attack on PMB and His Government of Change...Insanity on display I must say. Kano and Lagos are Leading the way in Tomatoes Paste Production and Tomatoes don dey scarce shebi? The Northern Landmass alone is about 4 times the entire Landmass of the SS and the SE; Agriculture will revolutionize the North within the next decade...We from the Niger Delta will use our Oil to sock Garri and we think we are punishing Nigeria? Think Again, but Kontinu.

I have been reliably informed, that the More Pipeline we blow-up, the more the Resolve of this President to get the Nigerian Economy off oil...The More the Presidency block loopholes; The More the desire for alternative Revenue;The More the Nigerian People get pissed off by our Stupidity....The Future is Lost to the Greedy, Selfish Demons of Today. Blow Pipelines if you can, Nigeria is moving on...We have a President who is capable of making the hard decisions and willing to firmly sustain those hard choices....Blow Pipelines abeg...Let Nigeria Suffer and Let our land be wasted...Kontinu