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chris51:
Tonto, the shame is on you. In a few years time you have a lot of explanation to give your son.
Even If the father is a one second man he still got you pregnant.

What of one hour men who cannot get their wives pregnant?

Please grow up girl and move on with your life

She has obviously forgotten that the internet never forgets. I wonder how her son would feel growing up to read all these nonsense she has been posting and saying everywhere.

positivelord:
I will respond when you learn how to use tenses...

You mean you will respond when you borrow senses.

LilMissFavvy:
Yeah..in the midst of all these drama, we still have people who are partial in viewing things and drawing judgement/ conclusions. Her husband began all these issues, yet, people will always blame a woman. It's the country we live in. As for me, I can feel her pain.

How did the husband begin all these issue? Did you hear his own side of the story?

positivelord:
I understand dear. I can actually relate...a dating scammer,granted an interview and call her a drug addict ..in reaction Tonto called him 40-second-man. And boom,some mudar fukars cant see it as a reaction. Typical of our society ,women should bear any kind of abuse humbly.well he met the wrong woman.

Here he comes again...Tonto Dike's asslicker. It is a common knowledge that Tonto Dike is on drugs and she once confessed how she is battling cannabis addiction for such a long time. Only a lady that is on drugs will claim to be a born again christian , celibate and still be as insultive as she is. You better go provide her with the right help she needs rather than buttlicking her all around the place.
Moreover, take a good look at her incoherent write-up and ask yourself f a sensible human will write like that. Only a mad woman will type in such manner........signs of madness are written all over her write-up.

prince3009:
Oga...why take it so personal? Or are you Churchill?



He may be the type of one minute man that will be heaving so heavily like a tired pig after coming and will not want to do the second round na.

You are not a woman...it is so painful to have a one-minute noodle man as a partner talk less of husband because as a woman, no sexual gratification.

Just think of your own woman as a one minute woman whereby once you penetrate, she just jerks uncontrollably and pushes you away because she has climaxed and doesn't allow you to continue...how will you feel?

So, with a lot of "may", "may", "may" in your post, how believable is the story then?Considering Tonto's antecedents as a bloody liar, the claim may not be true.
Moreover, what is the usefulness of the "1 minute post" in the scheme of things?? This shows it was just a deliberate effort to get to Churchill. It is a good thing the guy is not giving the fool any audience.

positivelord:
Tonto is his third Ex-wife/Baby Mama and your stupid brain tells you the three of them are not good,except Churchill...

Mr.Scholar can you read the highlighted loudly to yourself and tell me where is 1 minute-man....

My initial quote ( the first one you quoted) was based on her "1 minute claim". The subject was never about who is a good man or who isn't a good man or who is a good woman / who isn't a good woman. You may want to read my post again. Perhaps, you quoted the wrong person. So, you can start from reading my initial post.

positivelord:
Tonto is his third Ex-wife/Baby Mama and your stupid brain tells you the three of them are not good,except Churchill...

If you had gone to school and school had passed through you, you would have known that being a 1 minute guy is not the only reason there could have been several baby mamas/ exes..........if your education was not a waste, common sense would have told you that there are 1000+ reasons why people do not settle nor have several babies out of wedlock.

By your logic, Tuface Idibia with countless baby mamas is a 1 minute man right?
What a senseless reasoning!
Kindly desist from quoting me if your write-up will be bereft of logic.

GrabHisBalls:
You're the real mumu! That lady in question you're talking about is Jonathan's adopted child. Go read more.

[quote author=GrabHisBalls post=78174678]As for where I've seen him use OBJ as his surname. I don't have to. Bastards don't use their father's names which was the case he claimed. If it actually were a lie, Tonto won't won't have mentioned they met OBJ and OBJ blatantly told her he isn't his son.

And stop quoting me like you're Churchill or his spokesman.

See very weak defence. So, now, he claimed he is a bastard right? and that is why he did not use Obasanjo's name? So, he told Tonto this? Smh.
Anyway, dude has never claimed he is Obj's son, he may be close to Obj but he was never his son and never claimed so. It is so funny how your evidence is based by all the tales by moonlight of Tonto Dike. Even those of us that were never in the relationship knew quite well that Churchill was never Obj's son. So, I wonder how someone who is dating him now claimed not to have known. She must be the greatest fooool on earth if she never knew this. In her video, she was quick to emphasize that she did not follow him home first day they met in the club which is a blatant line....from her words, a sensible person can tell she had a one night stand with him first time they met.....she must have overheard someone mention the name"Obasanjo"with respect to Churchill and thus, was quick to go open her legs.........bloody gold digger!!!!!!!!!

Kalashnikov102:
Before you wan drink sniper over ToTo Dike matter 40seconds niggy

positivelord:
Clear all in "approximately 40 Seconds"

prince3009:
Will he clear the table in one-minute too?

aaronson:
seems Tonto claim of him being a 1 minute man is true.

crazygod:
40 seconds sir

positivelord:
Approximately 40 Seconds....

It is so funny to see the amount of people that believed all those Tonto Dike's stupid lies. Tonto knows that one of the ways to get to a guy is to call a guy a 1 minute man......This may be very far from the truth. Only an idiot will outrightly believe Tonto. Even if a guy is a 1 minute guy, is that how short he stays in all the rounds? Impossible! Even if he is a 1 minute guy, he may have a very short refraction period. Moreover, what has being a 1 minute guy got to do in the overall scheme of things? What a useless information! Silence is indeed the best answer for a fool as Olakunle is rightly giving her the silent treatment.

HisExcellence:
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* Pointek

* Slot

*MI Store

That is good. Do you have an idea of how much it goes for? 6 gig ram, 128 gig rom

Wiseandtrue:
I put it before you that LAWMA was ONLY active during the time of Fashola

Fashola is a visionary leader

Tinubu cannot produce what he cannot give!!!

What do you mean by only active? Who inaugurated it? Do you think if he has no machinery to make it work, he would innovate that?
Tinubu may have his bad sides but he is a planner and a scholar per excellence!

Wiseandtrue:
When Tinubu has nothing to talk of he boast of Fashola

Somebody introduced Tinubu as well

Why is he not choking him with it

You can argue all you want Tinubu did almost nothing other than launder, squandered Lagos money!

I repeat, under him Lagos was a dump site!!!

Far from it..this is not true. He esablished a whole agency LAWMA to take care of this because he is aware...it was a steady work in progress. Under Ambode, Lagos became a dunghill and a dumpsite. Whether you like it or not, Tinubu bringing forth a visionary leader like Fahola is a great achievement.

HisExcellence:
They came with Redmi 7, Redmi Note 7, Redmi Note 7Pro and Redmi Go.

As for others its step by step sir, they want to gain ground with the Budgeted phone before they bring there Flagship.

so, if I go to Ikeja, I can buy the not 7 pro?

HisExcellence:
Yes sir, they all support 4g LTE.

Why did they not come with Red mi note 7 pro and Mi8, Mi9 etc?

ddjay:
Your Excellency sir, on behalf of nairalanders and the good people of the federal republic of Nigeria, i welcome you to the Nigerian mobile market, the journey may look long but with patience and focus, you will win the market. We have read and reviewed xiaomi products and worldwide the conclusion is high quality and good specs at affordable prices, no wonder xiaomi is gradually taking over the mobile markets of Europe and America, this is what tecno and infinix are afraid of doing because of law suits attached to making fake products. Our hands have suffered using all sorts of rubbish craps made by tecno and infinix, but we all can work together to flush them out of this country. So once again your Excellency and the xiaomi brand; WELCOME TO NIGERIA

All these useless paid agents...must you discredit Tecno and Infinix to make your point? This shows you really feel threatened by their dominance in the Nigerian market.

Wiseandtrue:
There's no need to talk, he will show you!!!

Modified:
If Peter Obi or Fashola was the governor, I can boldly say none will not wait for FG but Obiano, Buhari's friend I can't say much

When you see a good leader, you don't need to shout! There will be no need for debate sef



Nothing can justify the decay in Lagos!

If not for Fashola, many wouldn't have believe that Lagos can be a decent place to live in!!!


Nobody discovered Fashola!!!

He had an opportunity and he simply showcased who he was!

You can't take that away from him

Before he became governor Lagos was a dump site! Pride will not make Tinubu sit him down and ask him how he was able to achieve for he could not!!!

Stop celebrating mediocrity!!! What is the meaning of laying a foundation Which foundation Foundation for who or what

Why didn't you say that Fashola laid a foundation for Ambode Or how many of Fashola's work did Ambode continued

Ambode was even better that Tinubu!!!

You are not talking to a novice!!!

What opportunity are you referring to? Fashola was Tinubu's chief of staff and whether you like it or not, Tinubu discovered him and gave him a platform to be governor against all odds. It makes no sense saying nobody discovered him. Give honour to whom it is due.

.....and how was Ambode better than Tinubu? . Sit there and be talking trash. In case you do not know, Tinubu set the foundation for dividing government's responsiblity by setting up organisations to manage the different areas government may be having chaos. The LASTA,LASAMBUS, LAWMA etc etc alone are master strokes which took off pressure from government. As a governor, Tinubu spends billions paying for external examinations of your kins and kittens and everyone in a Lagos state school. Don't be an ingrate!

northvietnam:
If u want result from Jose, just give him money, keep giving him money to buy already made players

Idiota! That is what you are. I guess it was money that fetched Mourinho his 6 major trophies at FC Porto in just 2 years. Right? The same unknown set of players who were thoroughly managed together with Benny Mccarthy ( South Africa) spearheading the attack. If you are a kid, ask those older than you to tell you some history. There is nothing you have to say that can discredit Mourinho young man..............The records and the statistics do not lie.

mapist:
Are you kidding me? Fought through? Do u remember the point difference? Even Mourinho himself said it would take a miracle to make top 4. Ole made it look possible with his straight wins but as usual, the dreadful players never disappointed.

Mourinho and Utd were NEVER compatible and ll never be. He does not sound like a Utd manager, big mouthed and poor public relations. No top club would want such a person to lead their team. We gave to be realistic, 10 seasons and all we would hear from him would be excuses and need for more money to buy players.

So, it is now the dreadful players to be blamed right? Ole has no blame in this at all. Right? How many matches did he play in all and how many did he win? No top club would want someone of such to lead their club but he lead countless top clubs. What nonsense 10 seasons are you referring to? Does Mourinho look lke one to give funny excuses. He fetched you 3 major trophies in just 1 season or has your memory failed you suddenly?

jaxxy:
Mourinho has more experience and foresight about the game than ole bt the boys just refused to play for him. Mourinho was the man and he has been vindicated. Ole rode on the fresh enthusiasm the boys had cos Mourinho and the toxic environment was out of the way bt he did bring the necessary technical dept when that enthusiasm weared off. They slipped.

Exactly! You cannot buy that tactical acumen in the market. I am sure Mourinho would have given a master stroke against Barcelonia, they may still lose but when Mourinho plays in important matches, you will see that the team has a strategy and is trying to do something.....not all these incompetent coaches that will tell the players to just go and play their game and lets see how it goes. I watch Mourinho as a pundit now and such a joy to watch..looked like he took a 10 years break. lol

bentwood85:
players like Rashford,pogba and martial need to be Barnished from the club.. Rashford has spent up to 3 years playing first team football yet no improvement... The worst is that he lacks stamina and he can't even hold to the ball. He and martial lacks passion, zeal and driving force. That is why Manchester United attack is in shambles..

How about that useless Lukaku that does not have ball control?

Nbote:
Oga don't forget it was Ole who even made United contest for d top 4 in d first place with his run of consecutive wins... Jose was having one of d worst runs United had seen so how would he had done any miracles?



How exactly is Mourinho beta? He took dis same team to d Champions league but U also forgot to include d fact dat d season he qualified dem for champions league he finished as runners up in d Premier league. Where was he on d league table and champions league before he was fired? U all now suddenly forget it was Ole's run of impressive wins dat got United back in d mix of d top 4 again. If Mourinho was still there Wolves would had overtaken United on d league table. De Gea was d one saving Mourinho's ass all d while and d same De Gea was d one who cost Ole some valuable points

Oga, what are you saying? He took the team to the Champions league, played well, even defeated Juventus in one of the encounters. The season before that, he was second when Man city was invisible. He played in an FA Cup final against Chelsea in which Man U dominated but unfortunately lost. He won 3 major trophies in his debut season and you are still saying trash.

When Ole was hired, the players emotionally gravitated towards him just to show that Mourinho was the problem. Unfortunately, the honeymoon is over and the reality is back. Ole lacks the tactical acumen of Mourinho and never ever should the name Ole and Mourinho be mentioned in the same sentence. Despite the fact that Alex was giving him back up tactics from the background when he picked the job, the reality is back now. Ole is a weakling, he is not firm, he cannot control the players, he is pampering them and cannot go hard on them when they misbehave. You see the result? When Man U played against Ajax is in the final of the Europea league, told friends that, that team (Ajax) was too good with the way they move but Mou clipped their wings with his master stroke. You said DeGea was the one saving Mourinho's ass? He for dey open leg allow ball dey enter now. Is it not the work of a goalie to try and save balls. You lot sound stewpid most times when you come online to try and make sense just to discredit someone's work.
What is the Ole's run of impressive win you are refferring to? How many games has he played so far so good? how many has he won? how many did he draw? How many did he lose? What is his win ratio?

handsomebanana:
He's an idiot
Hey only started using it when asked why he uses it

I think you are the idiot. If you aren't the idiot, you would have perfectly understood and not insult such person.

gospi:
Lool

gospi:
Abegi lemmi jareh

You are honestly so funny.
Good evening o.

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gospi:
.It is people like you that will speak all the grammar here and criticize yet kill my battery with calls telling him me how you have been jobless for decades.

I got to laugh over this one.

gospi:
If you see low paying jobs ,you can hold it back and not tell anyone who needs it because it means taking advantage of the unemployment situation meanwhile the person who needs it is somewhere around you begging for food.Do that and come for your award as the most intelligent Nigerian from the back.

There are a lot of secondary school students around you who need such. You may want to refer them to it.

gospi:
Just listen to yourself. Was your name written on the post? Do you know how many people are jobless and would do anything to put food on their table

We are still saying the same thing . This rebuttal is even worse; it only confirms the fact you only want to take advantage of the pitiable situation which is typical of an average Nigerian[/quote]

eki2000:
First person to say something meaningful.

Topmaike007:
hmmmn,and moreover you are talking to a chemist... nevertheless I baptise you as a physicist

. Chemist! Tuale! Come and teach me chemistry o . I am a computer scientist.

Is this phone available in Lagos right now? Or one will have to pre-order??

Sulaicsafas:
Hahaha just got the Infinix S4 and i am rocking it ladies and gentlemen.
I bought the 6gb variant and it runs smooth all through with the latest Android 9.0 and of course a super 32mp front camera

I am rocking it

Wow!
Handsome guy

Topmaike007:
that's my chemist

Funningly enough, I do not like chemistry joor due to all the lies in it and some unverifiable things . I just read wide. You fit wire me Physics sha.